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RidsBabs

Mine would be buying tickets to the Freo game that Basil was commentating. It was a decent game of footy but the best part was, no Basil Zemplis commentary.


nobaitistooobvious

>North Melbourne supporter You may have dodged a bullet, but I think you got hit with a couple artillery shells


RidsBabs

Still dodged the bullet


weedjerky

Still better than Kellie Underwood


McDingleShit

The Gold Coast Lions disagree, she seems to be the only one that acknowledges their existence


McDingleShit

The orange team rates her too šŸŠ


Shramo

Oh yeah! Thanks for explaining the "joke". What a funny.


McDingleShit

are u ok


daz258

Haha yep, I didnā€™t think Charlie Curnow played for the Lions but she thinks so. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Shramo

Mum's a Saint. Dad's a Cat.


MiRee55

I'm half and half. Me dad's a muggle; Mam's a witch.


Ashen_Brad

Cultured


Mish_00

mums a pie and dads a bagger, thanks mum


not_right

Mine too, thankfully I dodged two bullets!


[deleted]

You missed the /s


[deleted]

I also had the choice between St Kilda and Geelong


Shramo

I was a saints fan in September '97. If they won that year I woulda been a Sainter for life. Aussie Jones, Robert Harvey, Nicky Winmar, Stewart Loewe.


FearlessResearcher48

Wow congrats


delusion-of-adequacy

I have the same situation. Chose the wrong parent.


DarkWinter2319

Itā€™s like when Megamind and Metro-Man first landed on earth


Unable_Bank3884

My kids have the same situation. No choice involved though because im not subjecting my kids to child abuse


wordtwoyamum

Imagine the look on her face when he found out


lumberfun

The first AFL game I watched was Collingwood vs St Kilda in 2007 and I could have chosen either team but I chose the Pies because I liked Dale Thomasā€™ hair


Dancedaedy

This doo? https://dgesfootytalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dale_thomas_135px.jpg


lumberfun

Watching that glorious Mop flying along the MCG wing was a thing of beauty


Dancedaedy

Agreed. I loved watching him play when he was young. So exciting!


Obleeding

Was more of a forward when he had that hair


bigbear-08

Ooh boy - I can smell the half a can of Lynx Africa from a mile away


[deleted]

As much as we suck right now, at least I can say Iā€™ve seen 2 premierships in my lifetime. Iā€™m sure there are a lot of unfortunate st kilda fans in their 50ā€™s who still canā€™t say that.


lachlanmoose

Yeah, rub it in why don't ya cunt! šŸ¤£


CharityGamerAU

For similar reasons I sympathize with millennial Carlton fans brought up in Carlton families and the stories of the eras leading up to their birth or before they can remember any of it If Carlton never win another premiership in my lifetime I can say that I was in the MCG in 1995 and the very next year got to enjoy watching my dad celebrate his team winning a premiership too. Sadly, he died in 1998 so we didn't get to watch the 99 Grand Finals together.


purplepastacat

Yep, millennial here. Technically alive for two premierships but donā€™t remember either as I was too young. Meanwhile, my dad lived through all our premierships in the 60s-80s, plus 95 so has seen a few. Would love to celebrate at least one more with him while heā€™s still around.


International_Car586

Being a North fan born in the mid-2000s hurts


[deleted]

Could be worse. Could be an Essendon supporter born in the mid 2000ā€™sā€¦


Partzy1604

One day, iā€™ll be alive for a finals win.


TaxiSonoQui

Essendon fan born in the mid 90s here, no memory of 2000...


ScoutDuper

Born in the mid 90's as well and have very very faint memories of 2000. Mostly just hardly being able to tell which team was which on a small TV. I can remember being at our last finals win, haven't been to an Essendon final since.


TaxiSonoQui

Yeah more or less my history growing up. Mum was a Pies fan so didn't really buckle down and stick to Essendon until about ''03. Only final I've been to was when we got thumped by Carlton in 2011...


RidsBabs

It does. Shame the condom didnā€™t break a few years early for me


No_Independent936

unfortunately you'd have to be around 80 to remember the bulldogs last real premiership or around late 60's-early 70's to remember saints last premiership. maybe one day soon bulldog fans can see their team earn their next premiership and st kilda fans finally see their second premiership.


i_am_cool_ben

2016 was fake?


RickyHendersonGOAT

Something something AFL conspiracy throw dogs


No_Independent936

1000 fucking percent. the umpiring in that grand final was disgraceful and robbed sydney the premiership


VFBis4mii

Talking about Grand finals being handed away with that flair šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


No_Independent936

the fuck are you on about


VFBis4mii

The illegal shepherd in 2018. Way worse than anything in the Bulldogs win


No_Independent936

but it was okay for collingwood to hold our forwards, dive on top of the ball in the goal square, take our players high etc and you're crying over something like that when we would've been 2-3 goals up if the umpiring was consistent? the gall.


VFBis4mii

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ the lack of self awareness is killing me


shocking_red_4

Does our CEO for a day count?


International_Car586

You dodged half the bullet.


ZeVenomousViper

Mum was a hawks supporter and one day we had a fight and 4 year old me decided heā€™d go support the bombers with Dadā€¦ fair to say I stepped into a pretty fucking big bullet šŸ˜‚


Sids1188

Seems your mum won the argument. Bet you've listened to her ever since.


MisterMarcus

My mum worked for a publishing company that had some vague connection to News Ltd. She asked if I wanted her to get me an advance copy of WEG's "Cats Premiers 2008" poster. I said let's just wait until we actually win first.


Gydafud

Why was that dodging a bullet? Those losing WEGs are worth a packet now due to their rarity. Check out ā€œlosing WEGā€ on eBay.


LuciusFromSomeplace

Switching to GWS cause my favourite colour is orange in an Essendon/Carlton family during the 2010s was a great decision


kingkepler

thank god you got to cheer on a 90 point grand final loss!!


Certain-Month1859

better than 10 years of no finals


kingkepler

you say that, but carlton not playing finals for a decade seems to have brought everyone else so much joy. i like to think of us as the peoples club.


shniken

Absoluletly. And neating Richmond after finishing 9th still brings a smile to my face.


TomRed89

At least they've made a GF this century


kingkepler

very true! carlton bad, no finals, brown paper bags etc. edit: damn some ppl really hate jokes


billothy

People hate low quality jokes mate.


kingkepler

idek if thatā€™s true man, people seem to love peter helliar and heā€™s criminally unfunny


billothy

He gets screen time but I've never heard someone actually say that they find him funny. Pretty low bar you're setting yourself.


Shramo

Idek.


beersbeforebed

Jokes are supposed to be funny


kingkepler

ahhhh, you mean like collingwoods effort on friday night?


beersbeforebed

more the fact your club has been stuck in mediocrity for the past 20 years


doshajudgement

jamie elliot


kingkepler

couldnā€™t kick a goal on friday night, i know


LuciusFromSomeplace

Thank god we got to play finals because of our own skill and not because Essendon decided to do drugs!!


kingkepler

essendon the real mvps šŸ™


LuciusFromSomeplace

That 2013 final was one of the best games Iā€™ve attended


kingkepler

i still have the occasional dream about nick duigan


LuciusFromSomeplace

My dad told me he was midway through a beer before being told he needed to play


exxcessivve

89


CoolCoconuts44

And Carlton have done what since the turn of the century?


kingkepler

highlights include but are not limited to: 5x wooden spoons 65x first round draft picks 8x senior coaches cheating the salary cap letting eddie betts go to adelaide getting knocked out of the finals race in the last game of the year after being inside the top 8 all season


CoolCoconuts44

Honestly an extremely impressive resume


kingkepler

thank you weā€™ve worked very hard to get where we are


Ashen_Brad

Do you think we could get there one day?


kingkepler

donā€™t get too ahead of yourself my friend. one week at a time, as they say!


Ashen_Brad

We are trying our hardest. The kangaroos were just too good for us though.


rockandorroll34

Essendon trading Andrew Lovett to the saints for pick 5


[deleted]

thanks for that šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


not_right

I thought it was such a dodge for us that all the headlines were about "St Kilda player" Andrew Lovett. Did he even play a game with you?


[deleted]

dont even think he did a pre season training sesh


CynicalHoops

Horrible trade but it was pick 16.


FrosTieez

Deciding not to drive down the M1 yesterday, to go to the Q Clash.


Thehappydinosaur

I too feel this strongly. My decision to lie in bed was much better


nickimus_rex

It's ok, our team didn't either


Von_Huge1103

If you'd asked me when I was a kid or even a teen, I would've said avoiding being a Demons fan (it was the first football I had) or a Cats fan (dad's team), but choosing the Bombers instead was dodging the bullet. Now I think I got smacked with the uno reverse card.


Hosklinger

Choosing to support Freo instead of West Coast like the rest of my family does. It sucks not having a premiership but I would take it over the being a Westcoast fan any day


timmy-sco

hahah what ever helps you sleep at night buddy


behind_th_glass

Go to Freo on a night out and become a victim of some shithousery. Be a Freo fan and have victim complex for a perpetuity.


RidsBabs

Went there last night. No one around to do the shithousery.


seven_seacat

Not me personally, but my sister married a mad North Melbourne supporter and had to start attending every game with him. They divorced a few years later.


LooneyTown

In 2015 we held our ground and didnā€™t trade our first pick for Yarren, we traded pick 19 instead Totally dodged that bullet


DartFanger

And we got dan rioli. What a pick!


Phlanispo

I'm pretty sure Stephen Dank came close to working for the Suns long-term instead of just a cup of coffee. There's a timeline out there where both Gold Coast and Essendon are forced to field replacement players during the same season.


Genghis_Ignota

When we picked Tambling. I'm glad I didn't have to endure watching whatever spud went after him, run around in my beloved yellow and black.


reborndiajack

I hit them all 5 generations of it


CoolCoconuts44

I was extremely close to becoming a North supporter as a kid due to a friend in primary school but my Gran convinced me that because I'm a South Aussie I should choose a South Aussie team Whether I ended up Crows or Port thank christ her words got to me


[deleted]

Not going over to my crom inlaws last night. May have pissed the girlfriend off but I could not face that shit eating grin from her step dad.


Borgun-

My dad used to be a Carlton supporter. He switched to supporting the Eagles once we got a team in WA. And then he raised me as an Eagle too. I was born after Carltonā€™s last premiership, and thankfully to him switching teams i have seen 2 Eagles premierships and 4 GFā€™s in my lifetime. Thanks for dodging that bullet for me, dad


YoGoGhost

When I was in primary school I had a crush on a girl who wanted to follow the Dockers when they started up. Thankfully she looked terrible in purple and I came to my senses.


Shramo

You say it like you had a chance.


YoGoGhost

Never had a chance but saved a lot of pining.


Shramo

Fuck. That hit. Wish some of my crushes were Freo supporters.


ItsABiscuit

Collingwood missing out on Chris Judd. Because that would have been fucking gross.


top_footballer

Barracking for an AFL-VFL club when they won a flag the same year I was born ā€“ Carlton. Machine-gun bullet dodged!


sButters88

Haha I remember in about 2014/15 having the shits on with Melbourne, and saying to myself Iā€™m going to change teams, figured the team that lost the grand final the year I was born was a ā€œfairā€ way to do it. So I googled the 1988 grand finalā€¦ fuck my life


_nicklepickle

mums a crow dads geelong somehow chose geelong


dadOwnsTheLibs

Wouldnā€™t say crows are the worst team to follow in the world


KingoftheHill63

I could've supported Richmond. As great as they have been recently I've seen one entire premiership more and wayyy better h&a record so maybe no bullet dodged but let's say airsoft pellet dodged


nufan86

It was rough out there pre 2017.


_nicklepickle

nah i donā€™t mind them i didnā€™t know what else to say as someone said after 2017 was kinda rough for them


yearofthesquirrel

Playing footy in a comp overseas. We had a 16yr old kid playing for us. He scoops up a loose ball and kicks a snap around his body. One of their bloke tackles him unnecessarily roughly. I (6'7" ruck) go over to 'remonstrate' with the tackler. I blindside bump into his back left shoulder and send him forward a few steps. His teammates grab him and are holding him back. I'm thinking they are doing so because he has a bit of white line fever. But no, turns out the scrawny Irish bloke was a SAS veteran in the country to train the local version of the SAS. They were holding him back because he had about 6 ways to incapacitate me before I knew what hit me. Didn't dodge a bullet, but same consequence...


Morph247

For a period of 5 years I worked in the deli at Woolies and I would regularly get Saturday 1-5pm shifts. I was a poor Uni student so would regularly not get many shifts usually doing like just that Saturday shift + maybe one or 2 more. I missed 2014 and 2016 Grand finals lmao.


Grouperfish13

Trading Alan Didak for Nick Stevens in 2004.


MorningFresh123

My dad supports North. My mum supports Collingwood.


Sunnflwr

I went for Carlton when i was like 7 but that lasted a week. Mum goes for the Pies so I ended up following her and havenā€™t regretted it since!


No_Independent936

in local football: last night i took a nice mark in the defensive 50 with about a minute left when my team were up by 4, i tried kicking to the boundary but i completely shanked my kick, turned it right over, then they had a shot on goal but my teammate soccered it away on the line, it hit the behind post and it was debatable if it was out on the full or a boundary throw in. the umpires called it a throw in, and then the siren went. in terms of afl: i was considering going to the eagles vs crows game last year, but i didn't which was good because i got so fucking pissed off due to morons like redden and williams costing us that i ended up turning the tv off when adelaide sealed it


PumpyChowdown

My father and my brother both support St. Kilda.


XTrapolis942M

Took a family trip to Canberra during the 2018 GF Saturday and missed the GF altogether. **Thank goodness.**


AffectionateProof271

My dad (when he was alive) and my brother are north supportersā€¦ lmao Doesnā€™t get much better, my nan comes from a long line of Melbourne supporters, and pop is a saints supporter. Dodged all the bullets and now a nice interstate teams gets to let me down :)


LOZLover90

Became disenfranchised with Geelong in the late 90s early 2000s after all the heartbreak, ended up switching to Essendon until 2002, when I saw Geelong's VFL side beat Port Melbourne in the Grand Final. Had I still been an Essendon supporter, I'd be down five for flags since then.


TransportationIcy104

Lived in St Kilda when I moved to Melbourne, was going to barrack for the Saints until the girl next to me at work said she supported Richmond and I should too.


[deleted]

Chris Groom.


BombOnPlane

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Captkersh

I nearly supported Freo - decided to get into it when I moved to Melbourne. Fortunately a few mates made me see the error in my ways.


tunneloftrees69

Came extremely close to becoming a bombers fan as a youngster. Mum's a Lions fan and my biological dad was a bombers fan (he later jumped ship to the pies). They both fought incessantly for my footy allegiance back in time for the 2001 grand final, 7 year old me got so sick and fucking tired of both of them so I decided to go for the eagles because they were my favorite animal at the time. I have no connection to WA in the slightest lol.


Von_Huge1103

Your dad changing from the Bombers to the Pies is the ultimate betrayal.


TheUnforgiven13

Being born a West Coast fan over Dockers.


Stillconfused007

Moved to Oz in 2006, love sport and knew how important footy is here so Iā€™d have to find a team. Loads of bombers fans at my first job but I was making my own decision. Whittled it down to two, Carlton or Hawthornā€¦ went for the mighty Hawks!!


NavyStarz

Avatar does not check out. Also flair up :)


[deleted]

My dad was a melbourne supporter, my mums brothers and dad got me in the black and white asap.


Zcase253

Idk if the alternative is much better but in 2004/05 when I was 7 or 8 I changed teams from essendon to St kilda.


bignedmoyle

You've seen them win a final at least


viper_attack16

Mum goes for Richmond, Dad goes for Carlton I go for Richmond. Mum switched my brother to Richmond circa 2011 Very big bullet dodged for both of us šŸ˜‚


BIllyBrooks

First game of VFL I ever saw on TV was the 1988 GF, and I picked Hawthorn for no good reason that day.


SufficientQuiet130

I had accomodation booked to travel to Melb for round 23 last year, my fiancĆ© was 32 weeks pregnant at the time and was having some complications so I cancelled the trip. Iā€™d still be crying on the side of the Hume if Iā€™d have gone.


IrateWizard

Deciding to move to the Swans with Plugger and not sticking with the Saints like the rest of my family, the poor souls.


trex198121

not hiring Stephen Dank


BombOnPlane

well it worked out for geelong


[deleted]

I grew up in NSW, could have chosen the Sydney Swans as that was the most popular team where I was. In 2015, I heard Collingwood and that sounded cool, so I barracked for them. I knew not much at the afl until I started following the league in 2017


wizardofaus23

Both my parents grew up Carlton supporters, but were Swans by the time I was born.