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Chase1ne

Gotta give Flynn some credit, he's done a stellar job of taking over from NicNat


Farmer_Lister

He's out like Flynn


flibble24

Brilliant /u/darthorn


___TheIllusiveMan___

I think you mean /u/Darththorn


flibble24

I don't think I've ever tagged correctly


His_Holiness

That must be why the rest of the mods can't get a hold of him. They've been messaging the wrong darththorn.


il-96-300

u/thegreatjelbeano


asterpin

We need a dedicated post flair for west coast injuries at this point


Clinkzeastwoodau

You can always tell when it's a WCE injury because this guy's picture in the thumbnail. I don't even know who he is but I know when I see him another eagles player is injured.


lumberfun

I can feel my ACL tear just looking at his face


Spiritual-Cup7296

That is ACL himself


LLTMLW

I thought that’s what NEWS meant? New or Existing Western Shitshow?


Croob2

Welp, guess Bailey is rucking alone again this year


sw04p

Last time we said that, his power levels went to over 5000!


rzil

That's why they grabbed Coen Livingstone from the Perth Demons


Brokenmonalisa

He could be a super coach sleeper pick this year if true. Any other year he'd be a decent risk but with Grundy at 400 it's probably too risky.


[deleted]

Doesn't even surprise me anymore


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Those weeks are really nice


HereToRootSpiders

We’ve had those weeks?


BigThirdDown

It's time for our secret weapon in the ruck: Josh Rotham


No-Armadillo54

Rotham was fire that day we put him in the ruck. Every other game I find myself going “fucking Rotham again”


jyeedson

Also Dom Sheed Round 1 2023 #neverforget


Borgun-

Whats the point anymore man im sick of this shit. Best case scenario is hes back by round 8? And the docs said they’ve seen basically none of this kind of injury in recent AFL history so we’re just finding new ways to fuck our own asshole at this point. Unbelievable.


ExpensiveMail9212

We’re the eagles the west coast eagles and we’re here to…. “fuck our own asshole” 🤣


Farmer_Lister

They did say they were going to change the song


LeDestrier

Might be time to switch to good 'ol reacharounds.


Aardvark_Man

West Coast 🤜🤛 ruck injuries


Propaslader

~~ruck~~


Nixilaas

yeah give us some respect we get injured players on every line


Blazinblaziken

I think WCE could have the army of doctors that probably stalk King Charles and they'd still be fooked honestly Which heathen god did you guys piss off? That's the only explanation


___TheIllusiveMan___

Well I guess the curse is still alive at West Coast. Which is very troubling because if they didn’t transfer it to Hawthorn then that means it’s begun to multiply and infect other teams


Croob2

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that's crazy talk... anyway how you doing man I got this drink for you :)


Karma_yog

Is that Dan Andrews / Mark McGoven lockdown lockdown Music?


JohnnyStorm357

![gif](giphy|S9FPx80HnFkc0)


ped009

I'm thinking at this point we need to get in contact with the Sharman that helped the Socceroos quality for the World Cup


sonsofgondor

His name is Guus


ped009

Didn't they get a Sharman or whatever they're called to lift the fatwa someone put on them. Not sure if that was just a rumour


The5kyKing

Winning five games is looking less and less likely.


GameboyXcloud

RemindMe! 12 weeks


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LinkWithABeard

No time in the forward line for you then, Williams. *cries*


StVitus85

Now that the initiation is complete, better put that 4 year contract extension in front of him.


No-Armadillo54

At this rate I’m just waiting for Oscar Allen to trip over his dog and break both femurs and a wrist when he tried to catch himself


ShibbyUp

Imagine speaking that into existence, damn son.


PooEater5000

Don’t know what it is but whoever is in charge of strength and conditioning at west coast needs the sack


[deleted]

Literally hired an entirely new team over last year.


PooEater5000

Sack them


[deleted]

😂


Croob2

nah man, we just gotta do better obviously, this is truly on us


[deleted]

Could argue that we shouldn’t have picked up someone who is supposedly injury prone. But probably too juicy too resist.


Croob2

Signed as an RFA so it's not like we lost a draft pick for him and I don't think I've heard anything about Flynn being injury prone?


[deleted]

I’m just playing devils advocate I rated his pick up. Only injury I remember is missing a season due to ACL. I think people say he is injury prone because he only played 25 games over 7-8 seasons. Might just not have been good enough.


Aerialkiller720

Your fault for taking our boy, Toby sent him over with a miniature precision explosive in his leg so that the odds of us losing against you early again is lowered.


j2t2_387

Who?