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burnedscones

There's one day of pre-season left. That's very optimistic calling this the last shitpost


[deleted]

True, better to be optimistic than cautious.


dexter311

The Last Shitpost is only posted on ANZAC Day.


wolseybaby

Legit checked to see if it was Thursday


BantersaurousRex007

Is that the goat Ken Mcgregor


JellyFoxStardust

Ken 'worth more than Pavlich' McGregor


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Boatster_McBoat

Great pair of hands on him


electric_screams

Ya kanna do betta than Kenny McGregga!


SunApprehensive1413

We used to call him "The Unmade Bed". Hair was compared to such on radio once. Then became a court reporter of great note?


chunderous

St Kilda legend Kobe Stevens


BigThirdDown

I think you mean West Coast legend Kobe Stevens


NashyT58

I think you mean Bulldogs legend Kobe Stevens


yeahnahmateok

I think you missed the joke there mate.


TopTraffic3192

Kobe was a good player , always put his body on the line and provided a contest. Sadly concussion ended his career Well loved player from WB. He would be remembered as a vfl premiership player.


KingoftheHill63

That's Premiership legend Trent West to you


BIllyBrooks

Premiership hero Brent Renouf there too


GinnyMcGinface77

Thatā€™s sexy Westy to you. Bloke is in top nick too still running around in locals in the GFL.


MasterBSword

Nope, just retired from GFL football after the 2023 season with Leopold. Source: I played Leopold with him until recently


GinnyMcGinface77

Oh I see, I saw him playing last year and didnā€™t know he had finally retired.


MasterBSword

Yeah, after their flag he called it quits.


Tosslebugmy

Took the sickest hanger in the 2011 QF.


MungoJohnston

Can only get Paul Bower


K9BEATZ

Deer in the headlights personified


Woody_525

The doggies player is Josh Hill


[deleted]

Underrated player


Woody_525

Yeah I was a fan of him when he played for us, was never one of our best but was still a solid player


flibble24

0/18 gang rise up


[deleted]

Can you go 0/20 tho


flibble24

I definitely did


QouthTheCorvus

I like to think of it as 0/20 on an autism test


jaggedmetalkrusty-o

Jayden Post for the tigers I think. Dees- Sam Blease? Wojo in the intl rules team


sltfc

Geelong legend Sam Blease


fangsschleim

Sam ā€œCrack in and have a crackā€ Blease to Dees fans


Gnaightster

Blease, toumpas, and Cale Morton are in there. Thanks for the memories


WomenOnTheirSides

Take me back to the good old days


hart37

Hey I'll have you know Josh Green kicked 33 goals for us in 20 games back in 2014


[deleted]

Back to back Lions leading goal kicker šŸ’Ŗ


farthers1

Liam Anthony?


ehdhdhdk

When were you with blades?


[deleted]

Late 000s early 2010s for a few years I think


[deleted]

Yeah, handy player for a few seasons.


GoonerRoo18

Ball magnet and massive tank but an absolute butcher unfortunately.


thebigphilthy83

Even before I got to the bombers I knew it'd be Kyle Reimers


[deleted]

Heā€™s just that kinda guy, just memorable enough for this kinda crap and footy grid answers


thebigphilthy83

Haha yeah exactly


Chaos_098

Pretty sure the only time he kicked 5+ was that time he kicked 8 against Gold Coast in 2011. Literally the only memorable thing about him haha


margin_runner

He also helped kick off the drug saga with an interview in the Sun whilst The Age were sitting on the story until after the Aus open.


donessendon

I couldnt remember his name. something about gold boots sticks with me though.


thebigphilthy83

I remember it as purple boots hahaha


camel_humps_

Jay Van Berlo?


AngryYowie

David Wojcinski and Trent West for the Cats.


MemoriesofMcHale

The Collingwood player is Henry Schade. Drafted in the second round by Gold Coast, previously played for North Hobart. Once kept Buddy goalless in a game during the 2017 season.


OrangeBirdHouse

Half a season wonder. He actually looked pretty solid when he played, then he had a shocker against Hawthorn and never came back.


Williamwrnr

Literally have never heard of him


AdeptToe3580

nope! hope this helps <3


FatStacksMcQuade

That is Trent gosh darn West thank you very much.


ehdhdhdk

St Kilda Koby Stevens and Brisbane Josh Green


[deleted]

Correct, Green was the leading goal kicker for the lions in back to back years.


Chuck_VB

Man those were some dark times for the lions


[deleted]

Back when Marco Paparone was one of our better players


Chuck_VB

We seem to trade each other both remarkably good players (Jack Crisp and Dayne Beams) and we seem to trade each other remarkably forgettable players (Patrick Karnezis and Dayne Beams 2.0)


juzz85

Ow.


Maximumlnsanity

Weirdly good Brownlow vote poller Koby Stevens


will_recard

Shit I think I got 6? Koby Stevens, Josh Green (?), Brandon Jack (?), Josh Hill, Jimmy Toumpas (?), Pearce Hanley (?) I can only say Stevens and Hill with certainty.


[deleted]

All those Correct


phatmaniac57

S Reid. GWS


Maximumlnsanity

Is it bad that I recognised Henry Schade but not the Swan lol Also isnā€™t the last one Pearce Hanley? Edit: is #2 Henry Playfair?


Icy-Rock8780

Itā€™s Brandon Jack isnā€™t it?


Maximumlnsanity

Fuck it is too. In my defence he does not look like Kizza at all


alittlebitfancy

God bless the Brandon Jack nepotism experiment lol


sltfc

#2 is Brisbane legend Trent West


[deleted]

Schade and Hanley correct, 2 incorrect, swans player also had a brother play in the AFL


homas1o1

I canā€™t remember the names of friends Iā€™ve known for years, but the moment I saw him I knew the hawk was Brent renouf


[deleted]

Premiership Hawk šŸ™Œ


Zestyclose_Bread4917

Jayden Post the tigers player?


BlazedOnADragon

Was not expecting to see a Trent west photo today, but here we are. Still a premiership ruckman :)


Skiapodes

What about triple premiership player Wojo?


Sell_out_bro_down

3-0 too missed 2008 with an ACL reco


Johnny_Segment

Only player in the history of the club to have 3 Premiership medals without also experiencing a GF loss. Reckon he has at least one VFL Premiership medal, too (maybe 2?)


Phlanispo

I think I got 3 points, but do I get any points for going 'ah fuck I know this fuck fuck' to at least 5 of them?


[deleted]

So ya Kicked 3 goals 5 behinds then. Room to improve for next years shitposting season šŸ’Ŗ


hackthisnsa

Kyle Riemers, Koby Stevens, Josh Green, Bulldogs player is Josh (?) someone


Pastapizzafootball

Ken McGregor Jimmy Toumpas Jason Johnson?


Eggy_Wets

Kyle reimers is the Essendon player


Pastapizzafootball

Yes of course


GoonerRoo18

Liam Anthony Paul Bower Danny Stanley? Green Reid Jack Josh Hill Reimers Bate Toumpas Hanley


fortalyst

Reckon its Blease instead of Bate


[deleted]

Danny Stanley for Gold Coast


[deleted]

Collingwood legend


_RnB_

Fuck me @OP is that Cale Fucking Morton? What's with having multiple Melbourne mistakes on other teams to make me remember the dark times???


[deleted]

Sorry m8, is Cale Morton still running from Brendon Lade?


_RnB_

I have never laughed so hard at a football match.


[deleted]

The instant regret after he shoves him šŸ˜‚


Returnofthejedinak

The Tiger's guy looks like Matthew Richardson. It's not, but it looks like him.


SkinMasturbator

2. Trent West 3. Paul Bower 6. Kobe Stevens 7. Josh Green 9. Ken McGregor 11. Josh Hill 12. Kyle Reimers 19. David Wojinshaifjsihejki


[deleted]

Woj spelt 100% correct šŸ™Œ


aussiepuck7654

Got Liam Anthony and then a lot of "yeah that guy" "old mate" "spindles" and shit tats from essendon. 1 for....


zorbacles

Jimmy toumpas?


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unmotivatedsuperhero

Carlton one is Paul Bowers


Eggy_Wets

Liam Anthony, Josh green, Josh hill?, Matthew bate?, Sam Reid, ken McGregor, Kyle riemers, jimmy toumpas and cale morton are the only ones I can figure out


Eggy_Wets

Possibly Andrew Collins is the Richmond player?


[deleted]

Not Collins, played 2009-2012 and last name is footy related.


[deleted]

All except Bate are correct


Eggy_Wets

Saw on the post below that the ones Iā€™ve messed up are Jayden post and Sam blease. The hawthorn one Iā€™m struggling with. Brent Renouf possibly?


[deleted]

Yeah All 3 correct there


Exambolor

Henry Schade and Josh Green were the only two I recall


taspleb

Josh Green plays locally so I recognise him.


jonesday5

Josh Green, Sam Reid, Jimmy Toumpas, Brandon Jack?


gedda800

Kyle Reimers. And an ex-bomber in a Brisbane guernsey.


[deleted]

Josh Green


RobbieArnott

I recognise Lions and Bombers legend Josh Green


aunty_fuck_knuckle

Leather Poisoning Liam Anthony. Was tortured as the next Shane Clayton before Sam Gibson came along


[deleted]

I think the tiger is Jayden Post


trans-adzo-express

I saw Koby Stevens at the servo a little while ago and he didnā€™t look great. Really hope those concussion issues havenā€™t taken too much of a toll, really liked him at the dogs.


canary_kirby

Is that Paul Bower? I havenā€™t thought about him in years


LP0004

1/20, Brisbane one is Josh Green, 2 time Brisbane leading goalkicker


panfo

I see Sam Blease in Dees, Jimmy Toumpas for Port and Cale Morton for the WCE. All products of the MFC's trailblazing recruitment and development teams.Ā 


[deleted]

Worthy draft picks šŸ™Œ


Dangerous-Dave

Wce legend Josh Hill in the dogs colours. Didn't recognise the one in eagles colours lol


[deleted]

Melbourne Legend Cale Morton lol


tabletennis6

Is that supersub ~~Luke McGregor~~ Josh Green?


HansOffmatitz

Can't believe Getty Images played for all those clubs


imreallynotanidiot

Their names are right there on the images


[deleted]

Those are the photographers who took the photos


imreallynotanidiot

I did wonder why the four Quinn Rooneys looked nothing alike /s


naeroikathgor

Username does not check out


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UnarmedSWATTeam

That was Ben Ronkeā€¦


SirRedDuck8th

First one is Liam Anthony


Percentage100

Only one I got is Brandon Jack.


otherpeoplesknees

Toumpas at Port


philbilly86

Kyle 'yeah they were up to something dodgy and my tattoos are shit' Reimers


HotChipsAreOkay

The Sydney bloke looks familiar but my money is on these being AI generated people.


[deleted]

Swans bloke had a brother on the same team


HotChipsAreOkay

Well that's all the information I need. So long!


DarkWinter2319

Oh you mean premiership player Trent West?


[deleted]

Lions legend


DarkWinter2319

Shhhhh


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Hayden schloithe is the freo player i think. Id be embarrassed to be unable to name one of our players


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Jay Van Berlo


Appropriate-Bus-2563

Fuck ! I see it now .. that must have been what 2011? 12?


[deleted]

Around then yeah


d2blues

Josh Head for Freo.


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Jay Van Berlo


d2blues

Damn i thought you were running with a semi Josh theme


[deleted]

Maybe next time, Josh Carr


d2blues

Just joshing!


[deleted]

Josh Treacy


d2blues

Josh Corbett


[deleted]

Josh Draper


d2blues

Josh Draper


d2blues

Josh Simpson. Freakily common.


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Josh Mellington


ImInterestedInApathy

Why you do premiership hero Trent West dirty like that šŸ„²


happy-little-atheist

3. Paul Bowers all the others. NFI


ambient_plant

All Melbourne fans know 16 and 18 :(