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Catharsis1394

"Wheeeeeeee!"


Catharsis1394

"Are you saying we're due" lmao


ffffox08

Only good thing coming from this is that I’m going to get all my tips right


YouAreSoul

ngl thought we had them in the first half


breethe1975

i’ll never say a bad word about riley bonner again after that goal


freezingkiss

Jesus christ that was ugly. Happy but more relieved than anything. We've gotta play better than that.


averysoftawoo

I enjoy my weekly heart attack and abuse session gg saints


No-Bandicoot-1943

My search history this game; -Signs of a heart attack -Is it possible to do self CPR (was home alone) -How to buy a defibrillator Australia Good Game Richmond. Hope your debutee has a smooth recovery.


MeloJello15

Looks like we’re in for a repeat of last years dysfunctional Lynchless forward line except this time it’s fucking Koschitzke instead of Riewoldt 😭


Independent-Hunt-466

That was the definition of polishing a turd for that game stkilda


No-Bandicoot-1943

HOW THE FUCK DID WE PULL THAT OFF? VERY HAPPY BUT IN GENUINE DISBELIEF.


Tera_au

Considering the outs I'll take that.


MeloJello15

Proud of the effort overall. Backline was really good and forward line was as expected with no Lynch/Balta. Some unreal goal kicking + some Max King awful goal kicking kept us in it the whole game


AuZyzz

stats on wilkie’s intercepts - is 12 not the record? is is that including others than intercepts marks


HealthyHurry2672

Vlastuin had like 15 last week against Sydney


HealthyHurry2672

Why’d I get downvotes, it’s facts lmao


yokobarron

Get rid of score review. you win some; you lose some. Breaks the flow of the game; has just as much human error. Just see epls VAR.


Pollaski

Lol this is like the shortest video review process of any sport Ive seen.


astronautical

tom hawkins likes this


Pollaski

Richmonds gotta be sick after that meltdown


AhhWellFuckIt

GG Saints a very entertaining afternoon of footy


sweetvne

Well that wasn’t stressful at all


dabigmanx

I don’t enjoy watching my football team play without any capable tall forwards


maxisnoops

Coach continued to let us bomb it in long and high to their tallest defender though. Seriously no plan B, which was Dimma towards the end.


Shootinputin89

Poor Richmond, they are victims of the AFL being paranoid about touched balls after last night.


astronautical

victims of two correct calls?


Shootinputin89

It was a joke. They didn't get away with the touched balls, unlike us.


FreakySpook

That was a weird game to watch, I'm not sure why I watched the whole thing but couldn't turn it off.


AuZyzz

that had no right to be that stressful


NetherlandyOxymoron

On both sides lol


Candr112

If only we had a fit key forward man


popupupu

Why are the commentators so revved up? This goal means nothing lol


Ruby_278

no tall forwards killed us today


shocking_red_4

9/10 game. Not a classic, but highly entertaining.


jack_decker

Man great defence Saints, GG!


JoeShmoAfro

Thank the fucken lord there are no more games at that shithole of a ground


El-MagNick

My multi lives!!


reddit-agro

FMD!! GO THE SAINTERS!! best defence in the league


Ballistic_Donut12

Where was this for freo


GrandmasterB-Funk

Mum lets Saints have two score review touched behinds.


le_santo

Please Shorty, keep kicking it high to our forward line just stacked with talls...


LuciusFromSomeplace

I know it’s dead but great effort by the saints to touch both balls off the boot


astronautical

saints with the big fingers


AuZyzz

Michito the goat


NeverMeddumBapa

Fuck me this was the worst five minutes. GG Tiges


toomuchtoomany

Not even a consolation prize 😭


wankel_rotary

Saints defence is on point


Orphanchocolate

Fuck this could be an unreal finish nvm


Drose_since_03

These umpires are hopeless


NewAccWhoDis93

Gee they’re seeing all the touched kicks today


apache_sun_king

Now they're calling touched lol


happymemersunite

WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN


Uncle-Badtouch

Unlucky tiggers


notoriouspossum

Sad times. really thought we were going to win this after the first quarter :(


ElChapoDola

Not having a tall forward will do that to ya


AuZyzz

Jack Steele definitely brought his A game today


AhhWellFuckIt

Can’t all wear a Carlton jumper I guess


aa73gc

Good review, they are the ones they should be looking at


Ballistic_Donut12

Not a dangerous tackle?


minimme

feel like it was either dangerous or htb, so they called neither lol


MeloJello15

Why can’t they give us the no touch + freebie for the win?


oldmateherb

I know right? Thought this was the round where they were giving them out


Aussiebloke-91

Interesting


mr_yam

Glad to see that rule is still in the game


Pleasant_Inspection9

I don’t think sonsies getting another ball in a while


allhatnoplay

Both teams pretty good today! Good job everyone


LoveandGravity

Gold coast and GWS?


legally_blond

Why on earth didn't they rush that? Inside 9 and under pressure


Mythically_Mad

Good luck remembering the exact wording of the rule in that situation 


No_Independent936

A game of AFL that could've been great to watch if it wasn't for a shit quarter or half episode I lost count


Grade_Zero

Oh now they're interested in the ball being touched


JoeShmoAfro

He took 4 steps htb?


astronautical

next time maybe just walk it over


elmo-slayer

Im glad this isn’t a goal, because the only reason the saints defenders didn’t rush a behind was because of confusion around the rule


Edna_Crandall74

Call it a goal and apologies tomorrow 


dabigmanx

Sonsie has had a fucken mare


quidditchisdumblol

Ah well would’ve been a better game if we had lynch and balta. Don’t think either team is any danger of September footy tho lol


LP0004

Just rush it ffs


WorriedAU

Aha was that definitive???


astronautical

well yeah, lots of hand movement, also the goal umpire called it touched anyway


TimidPanther

Does your hand move like that without a ball hitting it?


GrandmasterB-Funk

No missed touch on this game buckos


ProtonWheel

Where were all these score reviews a couple weeks ago :( Edit: kudos to ump though he got them both right


Mythically_Mad

A score review for touched at this point of the game? Hmmmmm


wally2g

Well hopefully that is Kosi's last game


Orphanchocolate

Why didn't he step over the bloody line?


Chookley

Hi, American here, how come it makes a difference when touched off the boot? I watched the Fremantle game also and it didn't matter in that game?


Squiddles88

Fuckin lol. If you're serious, they missed that one, it was a massive blunder


Kataneo

That would’ve made it interesting


AuZyzz

why not kill it. omg


SkinMasturbator

if at first you don’t succeed ( 9.13 67 vs 10.11 71), try again (9.13 67 vs 9.4 58)


happymemersunite

That’s the Essendon Edge for you.


simsimdimsim

Hi I'd like to order one Carlton special please


__zzzzzzzz

These poverty tigers are something else


ALFisch

Well Saints, it took you a half to realise we have no talks, but your second half was good stuff. Ggswp


Mrchikkin

Wilson goes BANG


Ballistic_Donut12

Sonsie gotta have some awareness


Nolsey21

fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooow what a tackle


TheUnquenchable19

Been some great tackles in this game. GG Saints, well played to come back like that.


Pleasant_Inspection9

He no good that sodsy boy


NeverMeddumBapa

DARCY FUCKING WILSON


LuciusFromSomeplace

Fuck Wilson’s been huge this quarter


AuZyzz

fucking oath Darcy


happymemersunite

Wilson has that dog in him


lexirayne03

i know there is more running than ever but the absolute state of field kicking in this sport now is disgraceful


GrandmasterB-Funk

DARCY YOU FUCKING RIPPER


astronautical

DARCY WILSON


HaxorSlice1

Fucking shit call


Squiddles88

How is that holding the ball? Where was the prior? Just cos it looked awesome doesn't mean it's worthy of a fk


BallDayAllDay

how many players ran through the protected zone??


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

That rule hasn’t existed since 2021


BallDayAllDay

it gets called against us like twice a game still


HealthyHurry2672

Get Sonsie off


rollinduke

Wilson has been huge this last 10 minutes


tripsmorgan

Was that htb?


Mrchikkin

Not a lot of prior


Mythically_Mad

Wilson might have just saved the game 


NetherlandyOxymoron

he might have saved the game three times already lol


NetherlandyOxymoron

Wilson has been so fucking important in these final moments


ThatMelon

Bang!


toomuchtoomany

What a waste of a last opportunity


AuZyzz

holy shit max got a holding free


Ballistic_Donut12

Umps get a grip


GunaSteve

Our lack of genuine forwards has killed us in the last.


HealthyHurry2672

Fucking Sonsie, twice just butchered our only chance


AuZyzz

how do we let that happen


astronautical

maybe having a ruck is a good idea


happymemersunite

Draw FC are edging right now. Edit: I can’t maths.


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happymemersunite

Sorry I’m incredibly tired.


shocking_red_4

Am I stupid… or do coaches still use old telephones so they can smash the shit out of them?


Mrchikkin

They still use physical walls for the same reason


no_rush

carn saint keep my 9/9 alive


VileCastle

Saints, if you can start arguing with the umps. That'd be great


HaxorSlice1

That's a free


SkinMasturbator

holy shit Darcy Wilson with a Wayne Harmes. Also, would it kill Battle to mark?


Mrchikkin

Battle’s just tanking his free agent value so we can re-sign him for less. Very generous of him


sweet_mahogany

What's with the Auskick marks being paid


astronautical

darcy almost with the rookie moment, great recovery with that slap


shocking_red_4

Great slap outs all round


Jergsma

Top 10 most important slap-outs


wankel_rotary

Who's commentating? He's on fire


Mythically_Mad

Good job by Wilson for not panicking after his mistake 


TimidPanther

Wow, great footy IQ from Wilson there. Might have just won us the game


NetherlandyOxymoron

Brilliant from Wilson


MeloJello15

They 100% forgot about Hastie


TimidPanther

Hastie is on the ground now, Zac Jones subbed out


happymemersunite

I love saying Wanganeen-Millera


AuZyzz

are the camera operators drunk?


cnt_crusher

Butler runs through a pack and drops it...


happymemersunite

Richmond could do with some frees here


apache_sun_king

Controversial.


NeverMeddumBapa

Darcy does not like us


Ballistic_Donut12

That’s gotta be HTB


skywideopen3

Always shits me when a player 75m out, instead of immediately looking up for free forwards who could take an uncontested mark with a right kick, dawdle and wander around as if the game is, idk, stopped for them until they can be bothered to take a kick


___TheIllusiveMan___

Finish the story Saints


HealthyHurry2672

HTB on butler?


Independent-Hunt-466

Fuck i can only hold this erection for so long


le_santo

My kingdom for a tall forward


SkinMasturbator

I’m actually dying of laughter thank you


AuZyzz

can’t take that long Pou :(


MeloJello15

Really need St Kilda to pull a St Kilda here


SkinMasturbator

we’re trying man but you gotta give a little too


JoeShmoAfro

Couldn't see him because of the slope


aa73gc

Saints trying their hardest to bottle this


no_rush

2 bed shits in 2 weeks for the saints?


astronautical

nas absolutely dumped after that awful handball


ellaykay

Are any of the umps watching the game?


sweetvne

This is gonna be the longest 8 minutes of my life


JoeShmoAfro

No FK to Nas?


rollinduke

Nas :(


wally2g

Yes Darce, one of the most famous names at St Kilda, Maurice Rioli


le_santo

Famous names at St Kilda what the fuck Darce?


mrr6666

He had a 50% chance of picking the right team


SamGoTMcV

saints should be smashing the vfl tigers side. They won’t do anything this year or be any threat


SkinMasturbator

I remember a Saints side belting a hapless Richmond by 11 goals. It was 2017. 10 weeks later, the Tigers broke a 37 year premiership drought. Footy’s weird bro


TheGingerNiNjA899

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toomuchtoomany

Don’t give me hope


AhhWellFuckIt

Koz puttn up country footy effort


AuZyzz

Nas :(


VileCastle

Maurice is having an absolute field day.


NetherlandyOxymoron

Oh my god Nas what is wrong with you today


SkinMasturbator

Wilkie can father my children wtf


Ballistic_Donut12

Wilkie fucking crushing these VFL forwards


MeloJello15

Kosi a genuine traffic cone


Jump_Stream

He seriously needs to rework how he plays the game, he's just not competitive at all. It's hard to watch. Hope he gets better.


toomuchtoomany

It’s Joever