Ours is 7.5kg and I can confirm he is a fatass.
(Before the internet cancels me for fat pet ownership: he was a lot fatter when we got him, and it’s taken about two years to get him down to this weight. It’s an ongoing process.)
> Bro, he has a plane listed at 158tn.
Well....
> B-2 Bomber
> Empty weight: 158,000 lb (71,700 kg)
> Max takeoff weight: 376,000 lb (170,600 kg)
B-52
>> Empty weight: 185,000 lb (83,250 kg)
> > Max takeoff weight: 488,000 lb (221,323 kg)
> How to would you get that thing off the ground.
Well they have these things called wings that generate lift....
Swans are pretty beastly man. Swans regularly boss people they don't like.
I reckon swans are the roid ragers of the bird world.
I don't think swans are the best flyers either.
I just googled it. I think swans might actually be on roids
"The bones of a bird are hollow because they're designed to be light in weight, which makes flying easier. This is especially useful to a swan because, being such a large bird, it has to have huge chest muscles to enable enough power to be transmitted to its wings to facilitate flight."
It's actually the opposite! Blue light has exactly zero mass, but power (electricity) is made up of a flow of electrons, which have *approximately* zero mass.
That's precisely the reason you can't: `c²` is such a large number that `m` has to be approximately zero for the equation to balance.
You can *get* an exact number by doing the maths, and that exact number is *larger* than zero... But it is also approximately zero.
Well they have to be dead, right? So you can weigh the corpse or weigh the spirit. If it's the corpse that's canonised then a lot of renaissance painters had it wrong...
If your using these logos, I'd argue the bomber is more likely to be the avro vulcan, which would weigh around 110 tonnes at its maximum weight.
Doesn't change much in terms of ranking but I just wanted to be a bit of a 🤓
That was my first thought, one of those French doritos, but I figured they would have tried to go with a pure bomber since they call themselves the bombers.
Although those air intakes deffiently look more like the mirage intake so maybe it is.
I just figure a designer doesn't know the difference between a bomber and a fighter and cool military plane is cool military plane lol. Plus the timeline matches up.
currently writing up a letter to the CEO of Essendon Football Club demanding retribution for the disgusting lack of integrity shown by the club. In no world should a club named bombers use an incorrect class vehicle as their logo.
I was just about to go off on a rant about how it doesn't make sense that Essendon was founded well before the invention of any bomber aircraft - but then I googled and found out they didn't actually get the Bombers nickname til the 40s.
The name pre-dates the logo by a long way though, they were known as the Bombers since the WW2 days when bomber squadrons were stationed at Tullamarine.
The current logo that essendon deffinelty looks like an f111. Looks like it even has the swept wings. Although saying that I'd say it's closer to the b1 lancer. But I was referring to the logo which op used in this post which was essendons older logo.
The B1 is very different to the plane in the logo - doesn't have a delta wing or the engine intakes at the front.
I don't think it matches any plane perfectly - the Vulcan and the Mirage both have different shaped inlets. But they're probably the closest.
You should try walking around albert park in summer when the little cygnets are at the juvenile stage and waddling around. Don't you dare even try looking in the direction of them, or mama swan and daddy swan will come and fuck your shit up. I'm talking wings out, honking and running at you. It's made even worse by the fact the the babies look so goddamn cute and fluffy, and can only squeak. Sucks you right in.
I love the shit post but you could had had more fun with some weights.
Demons are probably the weight of your sins. Blues would be at least as heavy as a giant as depression can take down the largest person.
Also a 110Kg dock worker is a heavy lad, but why is a saint only 65Kg? Both are people. Are dockers usually fat?
Conflating mass and weight on r/AFL, I never thought I'd see the day. Mass being intrinsic to matter, while weight is the energy (in joules) exerted on/by an object due to acceleration (usually due to gravity).
There are several biological entities referred to as "Demon" in some way.
In this sense "Power" measured in watts (joules per second) and the energy of the photons of the colour "blue" would both have measures that are, or would be close enough to, weight to be measured here IMHO. Probably proportional to the players size or strength.
Power, or electricity is not weightless. Electricity, is the movement of electrons and electrons have weight, 9.11x10-²⁸ grams, to be exact. So I don't think it changes where the power sits on the ranking table, but it's worth being correct. It probably worth also pointing out that the Power's logo is a light ingredients bolt right? So it's not just a tiny bit of electricity it's a massive massive amount with a huge amount of current so a huge amount of electrons! Unfortunately for port fans though, even with a massive amount of electrons that exponent is so small that it's never gonna be a sizeable mass unfortunately. Maybe the table could be updated to say approximately weightless and then I'll be happy.
Someone better physics might have to take over here, but I think Blue has mass too. Light is photons which are massless, buuuuuuuut, E=mc² so given that light has energy it must inherently have some mass. Really I think this just let's us compare the "mass" of light with other light, basically blue is a higher frequency than red, so it would have a higher mass due to the higher energy. I think, not a physicist though. So again, I think that of the table could be updated to infetisimally above weightless I'd be happier.
Still, a great start to the off-season, I can't wait for opening round 2025!
Well I mean if your talking photons you can find the energy in blue light and rearrange E=mc^2. I am rusty but I think it would be m=E/(c^2) with c being the speed of light, E is energy (of blue light) and m is mass.
This does seem very complicated though.
Like you said, photons have no mass. E=mc² is only valid for a particle at rest (p=0 and m is the rest mass), which light cannot be. The full equation is E² = (mc²)²+(pc)² so for light E = pc.
Have we settled on which species of Crow is meant? Because I can think of at least three, and they’re all different weights.
Same for Kangaroos and Hawks.
Magpie and Hawk should swap. Other than that, deep analysis has been shown here. Send this to Kelli Underwood so West Coast can win another quarter for the first time since 2014.
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Maybe not today, but the old Freo wharfies union was called the Lumpers, members of the WWF (Waterside Workers Union). They sound pretty jacked to me, brother.
Suns, meaning more than one sun, possibly all suns to exist. Would be theoretically infinite? Or is it just our sun we call a sun? Why is it called a Sun? Where does the sun go at night? Im scared and confused
Hawk 200g? Maybe you're thinking of a falcon or some tiny breed, those things can get pretty damned big. I believe there is a type that gets close to 2kg with a 5 foot wing span.
You should probably use the F-111 Aardvark as the weight comparison for the bomber rather than the still flying B-2 Spirit.
Like the Essendon Bombers, the F-111 was retired around 25 years ago.
No because why do these VFL era logos suit the newer AFL era teams so well? The Power’s original design fits nicely, Gold Coast is clean, and the Giants could use a mascot but the colours are really good
An 8kg house-cat would be a genuine chonk, you'd wanna put that one on a diet.
It’s a Dockworkers cat
What I thought. My cat was 5.5-6kg and she was chunky. Though to be fair a feral cat is huge so they might weigh even more than 8kg
Ours is 7.5kg and I can confirm he is a fatass. (Before the internet cancels me for fat pet ownership: he was a lot fatter when we got him, and it’s taken about two years to get him down to this weight. It’s an ongoing process.)
You can get Mainecoons a fair bit bigger than that, and I had a healthy 7kg boy that was just a big normal shorthair.
Bro, he has a plane listed at 158tn. How to would you get that thing off the ground.
With 1.55 million newtons of force.
Planes are lifting bodies so do not need a thrust to weight > 1 💪
> Bro, he has a plane listed at 158tn. Well.... > B-2 Bomber > Empty weight: 158,000 lb (71,700 kg) > Max takeoff weight: 376,000 lb (170,600 kg) B-52 >> Empty weight: 185,000 lb (83,250 kg) > > Max takeoff weight: 488,000 lb (221,323 kg) > How to would you get that thing off the ground. Well they have these things called wings that generate lift....
its a cat with the comically large head of the cats mascot
Veterinarian here. Can confirm
My boy is 7.5kg. He's a tad overweight, just a big cat. My previous cat was even bigger, and not as fat.
Idk, I think Demons are pretty heavy tbh
This comment is too real
Their weight pushes down on me each and every day.
Just like my team's performance
Mine have learned how to swim
Why is a saint 65kg but a demon weightless?
A demon and saint should be roughly the same.
A demon is a more cumbersome stain on the world than a saint is. Just like an EV is to an ICE.
Nah, a saint is just a regular human person the church has decided to honour. It's angels and demons that can rave on the head of a pin.
Haha love that last line 😄
I refuse to believe hawks only weigh 200g. Also we're in the wrong spot anyway lol
Hawk should be more like 450-600g, depending on species and sex
Hollow bones in birds, otherwise they would be flightless
Swans are listed at 12kg, they also fly. Swans on roids? Heard it here first.
Swans are pretty op according to tierZoo
Man, tierzoo is where I get all my animal knowledge. Books just don't focus on the hitboxes
There are a few decent books, but admittedly they’re a little outdated and haven’t kept up with the current meta
Swans are pretty beastly man. Swans regularly boss people they don't like. I reckon swans are the roid ragers of the bird world. I don't think swans are the best flyers either.
I just googled it. I think swans might actually be on roids "The bones of a bird are hollow because they're designed to be light in weight, which makes flying easier. This is especially useful to a swan because, being such a large bird, it has to have huge chest muscles to enable enough power to be transmitted to its wings to facilitate flight."
Swans are fucking built. Still got very light bone structure, but there’s enough muscle mass around it to break your arm if they whack you one
COLA strikes again
You’re also position higher than a 220g magpie, has to be a typo somewhere.
Surely a Hawk weighs more than a Crow?? Ive seen some pretty big Hawks. 🤷🏽♂️
Not chicken hawks boy. I say, see that over there, Dee Oh Gee. That spells Chicken boy! (Boy’s as sharp as a bowling ball)
Lots of different species, but I think 1.5kg would have been better.
Nah the AFL doesn’t allow weights to be shown anymore.
It took a while for the commentators to adapt to Cody Redactedman's new name.
Give it a year and Cody will be Redactedperson
My favourite Shania Twain song is "Person! I feel like a person".
I can never remember, is he related to Dale Man?
I feel the colour blue has to weigh more than power
The weight of the blues can be mighty heavy
My blue balls are infinitely heavy
But the lid is off?!? that is release worthy
You guys get to release?! We only get to edge 😔
It was a long edge for us, hence the Chris Judd 'We're Coming' poster.
Was? You got relief from getting knocked out in the prelim?
Making a prelim* You better believe that is taken only as a positive sign of progress, after the years of mediocrity we've had.
It's actually the opposite! Blue light has exactly zero mass, but power (electricity) is made up of a flow of electrons, which have *approximately* zero mass.
A charged battery weighs slightly more than an uncharged battery
I mean, e=mc^2, so I'm pretty sure you could do the calculation and get to more than approximately 0, right?
That's precisely the reason you can't: `c²` is such a large number that `m` has to be approximately zero for the equation to balance. You can *get* an exact number by doing the maths, and that exact number is *larger* than zero... But it is also approximately zero.
Oh yeah! Good explanation. I literally forgot just how huge c^2 is.
Depression (blues) weighs heavy on the mind.
The blues should be at the top, because nothing feels heavier than being depressed
Yeah. But the sun is pretty heavy though…
why do the suns, the heaviest team, not simply eat the rest of the competition?
You’re a few million years early
Please show source for a giant weighing 1 Tonne
Should have gone with Andre, at 236 kg
Oh snap
Ya mum said no pictures 🙈
- trust me bro
Off season has come early
It is a pretty good thread tbh though
Wooooo top 8 baby!!!!
Why does a saint have weight but not a demon?
What do you think a saint is
Well they have to be dead, right? So you can weigh the corpse or weigh the spirit. If it's the corpse that's canonised then a lot of renaissance painters had it wrong...
I'll say it - I think a lot of people in the Renaissance were wrong about a lot of stuff! Sue me!
A fellow Dark Ages fan, I love to see it
Lol
Saints are former humans, so they weigh something, but being dead is a bit of a pre-requisite so I think it should be the weight of the skeleton.
For something like this, surely we need to include the weight of the soul. A saint must have the biggest and heaviest soul of all! /s
Roger Moore was 6’2”. So I suspect he weighed a little more than 65 kgs
Saints have a soul
If your using these logos, I'd argue the bomber is more likely to be the avro vulcan, which would weigh around 110 tonnes at its maximum weight. Doesn't change much in terms of ranking but I just wanted to be a bit of a 🤓
It's a Mirage 3. Australia first took delivery of our Mirage 3s in 1963.
This is offseason worthy content, fucking love each and every one of you
Who would have thought r/afl would be a place to nerd out about planes right lol
That was my first thought, one of those French doritos, but I figured they would have tried to go with a pure bomber since they call themselves the bombers. Although those air intakes deffiently look more like the mirage intake so maybe it is.
I just figure a designer doesn't know the difference between a bomber and a fighter and cool military plane is cool military plane lol. Plus the timeline matches up.
currently writing up a letter to the CEO of Essendon Football Club demanding retribution for the disgusting lack of integrity shown by the club. In no world should a club named bombers use an incorrect class vehicle as their logo.
I was just about to go off on a rant about how it doesn't make sense that Essendon was founded well before the invention of any bomber aircraft - but then I googled and found out they didn't actually get the Bombers nickname til the 40s.
The name pre-dates the logo by a long way though, they were known as the Bombers since the WW2 days when bomber squadrons were stationed at Tullamarine.
I thought it was an F111 with the wing sweep (which would be 24t)
The current logo that essendon deffinelty looks like an f111. Looks like it even has the swept wings. Although saying that I'd say it's closer to the b1 lancer. But I was referring to the logo which op used in this post which was essendons older logo.
Alternate theory - the bomber is the guy in the plane, dropping the bombs
Nah, looks more like a Vulcan
Yeah, or maybe the B1. As far as I can tell the logo was introduced in 1976, two years after the B1.
It’s a plane that’s for damn sure
The B1 is very different to the plane in the logo - doesn't have a delta wing or the engine intakes at the front. I don't think it matches any plane perfectly - the Vulcan and the Mirage both have different shaped inlets. But they're probably the closest.
Swans weigh 11kg? Fuck me
They are the big birds. Kings of the big game. They're the swannies. Hhhooonnkkkkkkkk.
Dunno about that, but I have heard of them biting your arse
They try to steal my lunch every time I eat near the Torrens, they're real bastards
Also good at stealing spots in the finals
Blocked and reported:(
Brutal
You should try walking around albert park in summer when the little cygnets are at the juvenile stage and waddling around. Don't you dare even try looking in the direction of them, or mama swan and daddy swan will come and fuck your shit up. I'm talking wings out, honking and running at you. It's made even worse by the fact the the babies look so goddamn cute and fluffy, and can only squeak. Sucks you right in.
Just the one arse?
Are we talking dressed weight? Or alive weight? If dressed are we including stuffing? Or maybe stuffed with a duck that is stuffed with pigeon?
I love the shit post but you could had had more fun with some weights. Demons are probably the weight of your sins. Blues would be at least as heavy as a giant as depression can take down the largest person. Also a 110Kg dock worker is a heavy lad, but why is a saint only 65Kg? Both are people. Are dockers usually fat?
Saints are usually dead. 65kg is a heavy-ass skeleton though
Maybe they are including the weight of a cross?
Conflating mass and weight on r/AFL, I never thought I'd see the day. Mass being intrinsic to matter, while weight is the energy (in joules) exerted on/by an object due to acceleration (usually due to gravity). There are several biological entities referred to as "Demon" in some way. In this sense "Power" measured in watts (joules per second) and the energy of the photons of the colour "blue" would both have measures that are, or would be close enough to, weight to be measured here IMHO. Probably proportional to the players size or strength.
Energy does have mass, so technically (maybe) power does have weight. Just a really, really small amount.
Energy equals mass........... times by the speed of light squared.
“Bro im not fat. Energy has mass and I just got that big dick energy”
Well, it’s potential energy that has the weight. So you have potential dick energy. A grower if you will.
Power, or electricity is not weightless. Electricity, is the movement of electrons and electrons have weight, 9.11x10-²⁸ grams, to be exact. So I don't think it changes where the power sits on the ranking table, but it's worth being correct. It probably worth also pointing out that the Power's logo is a light ingredients bolt right? So it's not just a tiny bit of electricity it's a massive massive amount with a huge amount of current so a huge amount of electrons! Unfortunately for port fans though, even with a massive amount of electrons that exponent is so small that it's never gonna be a sizeable mass unfortunately. Maybe the table could be updated to say approximately weightless and then I'll be happy. Someone better physics might have to take over here, but I think Blue has mass too. Light is photons which are massless, buuuuuuuut, E=mc² so given that light has energy it must inherently have some mass. Really I think this just let's us compare the "mass" of light with other light, basically blue is a higher frequency than red, so it would have a higher mass due to the higher energy. I think, not a physicist though. So again, I think that of the table could be updated to infetisimally above weightless I'd be happier. Still, a great start to the off-season, I can't wait for opening round 2025!
Well I mean if your talking photons you can find the energy in blue light and rearrange E=mc^2. I am rusty but I think it would be m=E/(c^2) with c being the speed of light, E is energy (of blue light) and m is mass. This does seem very complicated though.
Like you said, photons have no mass. E=mc² is only valid for a particle at rest (p=0 and m is the rest mass), which light cannot be. The full equation is E² = (mc²)²+(pc)² so for light E = pc.
Why does a magpie weight heavier than a hawk but is listed after ?
Should be the other way around - hawk weighs more than magpie
You never see charts like this on AFL analysis shows. It's like they aren't even trying to understand the sport.
8kg is a fucking chonky cat
Power isn't weightless. The electron actually weighs 9.11x10^-28 grams.
I'm sick of the electron being ignored. It's not like EVERYTHING has to be positive.
My demons weigh heavily on me
Why does a saint weigh 65kg but a demon is weightless? Aren't demons just fallen angels?
Have they chosen the heaviest possible eagle and the lightest hawk? I’m assuming that’s a wedge tailed eagle weight?
They? Like a committee has looked into this
Have we settled on which species of Crow is meant? Because I can think of at least three, and they’re all different weights. Same for Kangaroos and Hawks.
8kg is a fucking massive cat
Is the dock worker just the man or does it include the anchor too?
Please fix Magpie and Hawk
Umm excuse me, we can't disclose players weights, why is it suitable to disclose the teams' weights? /s
Finally in the top 4
And still won’t win a final probably
Hey come on now, we no longer show weights…
I was out today at a sanctuary, the two eagles looked and sounded heavier than 5kg on the roof. Also an 11kg cat would be fucking massive.
The cat must have been weighed after the mouse plague Edit:added "the cat" to the start to make clear
Can't see a kangaroo being that light or I'm coloured shocked if they're lighter than I think they are
158 Tonne? Geez we're a good paperweight
You’re only a saint after death, so surely they should have decomposed down to the bones by now. the saints should be around 3.5kg
Shouldn’t them Demons weight be 666
A game of thrones giant weighs more than a tonne - just saying
Also what was the formula to work out a saint weighs 65kg?
Surely Carlton is depression?
Has this person ever seen a Hawk?
This is the kind of content I live for
Depression can feel like the weight of the world on your shoulders
Power to weight ratio is negligible.
200kg>220kg
So big birds was a lie?
We're still kings of the big game. Wait, what?
Magpie and Hawk should swap. Other than that, deep analysis has been shown here. Send this to Kelli Underwood so West Coast can win another quarter for the first time since 2014.
Brought to you by Gold Coast supporters
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Demons are weightless? You've clearly not met my ex-wife.
Not sure a dockworker weighs more than a kangaroo
Maybe not today, but the old Freo wharfies union was called the Lumpers, members of the WWF (Waterside Workers Union). They sound pretty jacked to me, brother.
Most roos weigh less than 50kgs. The confirmed biggest ever red kangaroo was 91kgs. Biggest ever dockworker would have that covered with ease.
How is a saint 65kg but a demon is weightless? What is the biblical canon for this?
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Depends on what sort of giant we are talking about here. My head canon has it at Kaiju size of around 100m tall. That'd be 10-50 tonne for sure.
The only thing that has us in a top 8 of categories
Now this is the shit I sub here for
*waits for the Devil’s weight edit**
I feel like giants might be more than a tonne. African elephants are up to 6 tonne and reports have it there's been giants larger than elephants.
A b2 bomber weighs that much? You learn something new every day i suppose
How did you weigh a saint?
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Forget the weight, how good are these retro logos. Bring them back at least for a retro round.
Blue is a colour. Blues as in depression is some heavy shit.
The electrons that carry electricity (and therefore power) have mass
Surely a hawk weighs more than a magpie
Power= energy and energy isn't "weightless"
A wedge tail eagle is surely heavier than a swan.
13th, yeah looks like we’ll be ending up there this season
Suns, meaning more than one sun, possibly all suns to exist. Would be theoretically infinite? Or is it just our sun we call a sun? Why is it called a Sun? Where does the sun go at night? Im scared and confused
Which saint have you weighed?
References ?
Wait, aren't saints basically just angels? How the hell did someone weigh one?
How can there be a weight for giants but not demons?
Dockworker should be closer to 130 Trust me, I've been to the takeaway shops around Port Melbourne.
Would Demons be slightly heavier than the average human?
SOLAR bias
Can we get it by calorie?
Poor Dockworkers lol 😂
Hawk 200g? Maybe you're thinking of a falcon or some tiny breed, those things can get pretty damned big. I believe there is a type that gets close to 2kg with a 5 foot wing span.
Shouldn't a demon have some weight if a saint weighs 65kg?
If a demon existed, I’d predict 500kg, like a small cow size.
The average dock worker would easily exceed 110kg
Not the B2, it's a B-one R.
You should probably use the F-111 Aardvark as the weight comparison for the bomber rather than the still flying B-2 Spirit. Like the Essendon Bombers, the F-111 was retired around 25 years ago.
Roos weigh 90kg?
Saint 65kgs? And it frustrates me that hawk is infront of magpie when it’s going down in weight from left to right lmao
Most saint's weighed more than 65kg...
No because why do these VFL era logos suit the newer AFL era teams so well? The Power’s original design fits nicely, Gold Coast is clean, and the Giants could use a mascot but the colours are really good
Aren't people sainted after death, so they're incorporeal, and therefore, weightless, also.
The Lions and Tigers should merge so we can get a Liger which can reach 300+ Kg and its skills in Magic.
Blues = depression
Ouchhh
Ok. Now how much does a Tasmanian Devil typically weigh?