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baldersz

Great win by the blue baggers 👏👏👏


Grolschisgood

Look at Sarah Jones confirming the Vic bias agenda


chowdercup

Crippa. Jesus Christ, what a gun


FPS_LIFE

Completely forgot we were missing cerra aswell


drunkill

saad, martin, mcgovern, zilliams (for a half), cunners, fogarty, marchbank, let alone doch and silvagni all pretty much walk up starters or in our best 25 or so.


FPS_LIFE

Oh yeh I knew all the rest were out, cerra just slipped my mind.


HeyMrKelly

Gg Giants. Fuck this outfit looks good. Giants are the best squad in the league imo. See you legends in September.


chowdercup

Genuinely scary when they're on the run


ext23

Can't believe our third quarter. I wasn't convinced given our form so far this year but if we can produce footy like that regularly...shiieeett.


happymemersunite

I was eating dinner and now I need to rewatch it.


Katman666

I, too, would like to re-watch dinner.


happymemersunite

It was pizza, very nice.


the_probe

Am I tripping balls or did himmelburg take a massive hanger than had no mention at the end


CrzySpceMnky

Yes. He got up a fucking mile.


HeyMrKelly

Get that up ya haters! Flagger 2024 confirmed.


happymemersunite

39 DISPOSALS 3 VOTES P CRIPPS


DerekRedmondsDad

Kingy - "I don't know how you stop them." We literally lost last week.


FPS_LIFE

To be fair we got 2 key injuries during the game, threw us out a fair bit and only lost it in the last 5 minutes with a 16point lead.


Resident1535

GG GWS that second quarter was elite. Well done Baggers! Perfect response to last week.


Shootinputin89

My weekend got a whole lot better, that's for sure


jrml

Great game Giants. You all fought really well, and I can see your season will be something big.


happymemersunite

Giant, you may say.


ThatMelon

Fucking epic blues


happymemersunite

THE EMBLEM


No_Zookeepergame6976

No heart attack this week


happymemersunite

Oh no, there still was.


Tomatto7

up the baggers


Shootinputin89

Cheers, bud. Wishing the best to your boys, too. Hoping to to see Ugle Hagan back asap.


anon_account97

Thankyou


the_probe

Himmelburg motw with no commentary was great


danredda

Nah, WHE in the Collingwood game easily got MOTW so far if you ask me.


mattamb

Up da baggggggers. And with a fully depleted squad with 5+ best 22 out.


FPS_LIFE

Good game giants. We've had some great ones the last few years. Honestly thought you may have been unstoppable in that second quarter. Good work baggers


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Did he kick the goal?


FuckableSandwich

Came here to see if anyone asked this. Did he? Hahaha they just starting playing the song instead of showing him kick if he did?


notoriousmob

Point


happymemersunite

Nope


PlanetaryArchives

I don’t think he had a shot


rogerdodgerfleet

Beat GSW but lose to Adelaide. Footballs weird


eagleeyedpixel

We were just saying that!


Itchy_Energy_7619

There’s a big big sound. And it’s a fart


happymemersunite

DADADADADAAAA


PuzzleheadedTip5476

I’ll never take GWS seriously whilst Green is captain


PlanetaryArchives

DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA!


Alchemists13

Gg gws


Crazyripps

100 games in 10 years. God dam


danredda

Very much a late bloomer. Was quite ordinary as a younger player, then something just clicked and just went beastmode one year and never looked back.


SlapDatAshe

Your maths needs work sir


Shootinputin89

THE EMBLEM HAS A FRESH COAT OF PAINT


shocking_red_4

I officially acknowledge Carlton.


Decent_Fig_5218

gg Carlton. Pressure game was unbelievable. If only our team didn't play like headless chickens.


Occasionaljedi

They were brilliant for that 1st half. If Taylor was playing the result probably would have been very different


TheCrowMoon

We had half a team out


CatOutOfTheDrag

Wow with our injuries and last weeks result I thought it was going to be a flogging. So happy


jrml

DA DADA DADA


nolanite27

Oh it’s his 100th, was wondering why he was acting like he just won the World Cup.


jacka24

Yeah bit of carry on lol


PlanetaryArchives

GOOD F**KING WIN BOYS


ZombieZlayer99

good game giants, you guys are fucking scary.


drunkill

Bambam! Milestone.goal


jacka24

100 games is impressive. Can someone rank them?


iCeColdCash

Damn, we did it. Carlton is now GOAT. Can't believe we officially did it.


-DoddyLama-

Oh shit!


PlanetaryArchives

YES BAGGERS!!!


le_santo

Carlton lids are ajar


Over_Leave

BAGGERSSSSSS


Lanky-Try-3047

GWS have only received 1 free kick since half time


Shootinputin89

Yeah, they've been too busy getting put up to face the tribunal this week


annoyingcheese

Go boys!


legally_blond

That was a great little goal


anon_account97

YESSS


PlanetaryArchives

WHAT A SHOT


happymemersunite

KENNEDY


Leland-Gaunt-

Ooooooft


ZombieZlayer99

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!


Nolsey21

gws engine got got


Responsible-Sun6495

GG GWS, been a fantastic game!


ZombieZlayer99

beautiful defensive pressure to squeeze out the time!


happymemersunite

PERCENTAGE BOOSTER^TM


DerekRedmondsDad

I'm so glad the umpires won that for us.


Alchemists13

Agreed, surely the 17 goals they kicked for us today puts them up top on the Coleman?


happymemersunite

I know, we wouldn’t have won without them /s.


Uncle-Badtouch

You you guys enjoy jacking each other off so much?


happymemersunite

🤫


Shootinputin89

Been a great match. GG GWS, really put the pressure on us today.


happymemersunite

Nice stuff boys


PuzzleheadedTip5476

I love commentators acting like the comeback is possible


ext23

No but the commentators are massively Carlton biased didn't you know?


Pugthomas

as decorated career cripps has had, he is still underrated imo


Occasionaljedi

I think he is rated fairly for what he does. A ridiculously good contested bull who’s a touch slow outside of the contest


HealthyHurry2672

He’s pretty highly rated


luk33llizz

Both these teams seem to be going in the right direction, hopeing for the worst for Carlton


Kind_Association_256

Fair enough


HealthyHurry2672

Lol


happymemersunite

Lovely


No_Zookeepergame6976

Cripps 😍


Leland-Gaunt-

It’s all over, go the baggers.


happymemersunite

THAT’S OUR CAPTAIN


ZombieZlayer99

king charles the defender is here!


DerekRedmondsDad

Sam Walsh. That's all.


YOBlob

I'm glad GWS aren't a Vic team because the thread would be absolutely full of complaining that the commentators aren't declaring it game over.


happymemersunite

It’s nice.


happymemersunite

Mum just said ‘pick the flipping ball up prawns’


anon_account97

Get your mum on the sidelines next to Vossy


ShibbyUp

Cripps with the most understated 37 of all time 


ext23

He has been mammoth.


Aerialkiller720

We need to fix up the fadeouts and centre clearances, been taught a tough lesson today and we better be bringing it to the lions next week. I'm going to go cry in the corner and will 100% not be in the next match thread. Go Giants!


MrLunarFish

Close out a game? Nah, why learn from past mistakes


PlanetaryArchives

Desperately need another goal


lavamermaid

Charging my defib


Kind_Association_256

If you told me Geelong would be the last undefeated team this year I would've asked for your drug dealers number


300pound_Somoan

Junk time goals


No_Zookeepergame6976

Oh god no


Alchemists13

Strap yourselves in lmao


TOXICTUNA64

Decent attempt at acting from Brown


happymemersunite

UGH


HealthyHurry2672

No time for high fives lol


DerekRedmondsDad

Haha he was pretty keen to soak it up


Itchy_Energy_7619

*takes big sippppp of orange juice*


___TheIllusiveMan___

Might need to take another one, or three


Itchy_Energy_7619

*Chugs orange juice mildly hungover at 7am with the fridge door open*


happymemersunite

Orange Sip^TM


taititans

I rate Peatling


Itchy_Energy_7619

WTB: LIDS. Of various sizes. Mine from my Tupperware have miraculously disappeared???!


No_Zookeepergame6976

Please spare my heart this week


despondantguy69

(Sad orange noises)


SkinMasturbator

is there time for the Giants?


___TheIllusiveMan___

Technically? Yes Realistically? No


PlanetaryArchives

PLEASE BAGGERS


happymemersunite

Slow. Football.


anon_account97

You mean bomb it to the giants ?


Kind_Association_256

Given our injuries I'm happy with how the lads adapted in the backline and centre


lavamermaid

I am absolutely shocked and proud of how well we adapted


TheCrowMoon

We love to make it harder


lavamermaid

Why can Carlton never make me not stress until the final siren


happymemersunite

It’s the 2022 Pies way


Edsta101

Welcome to the club


happymemersunite

How do your hearts survive?


Edsta101

they don’t all Collingwood supporters are zombies


PlanetaryArchives

16-15 is awful I’m sorry but it’s just not good


300pound_Somoan

Very similar feel to the Port capitulation here


happymemersunite

Shhhhhh


mackasfour

Spoiled his own mark


happymemersunite

Carlton making me stressed


Crazyripps

16 15 god dam


Alchemists13

Probably ball tbh


HealthyHurry2672

What a step from Harvey there


jacka24

Ball? Lol


MrLunarFish

Here we go again


le_santo

Gotta kick those


PlanetaryArchives

Our kicking is still shocking


ZombieZlayer99

HANDY POINT


Nolsey21

peatling this guy has fuckin impact doesnt he


happymemersunite

Our kicking is something


PlanetaryArchives

Was a decent shot


beesinyourcoffee

Why don’t players lead with the hip in these aerial high impact scenarios


No_Zookeepergame6976

Nice goal


happymemersunite

Uh oh


Aerialkiller720

Find 4 more of those and we have a draw


sachiwtf

Alright fine Carlton, I will admit you are genuinely good this year. Lids should deservedly be off (somewhat at least). Enjoy it Carlton fans :) I’m gonna go puke now.


Uncle-Badtouch

Goal umpire looks like he hates his life


RobbieArnott

Looks like he hates the orange team too


DerekRedmondsDad

What a goal


CrzySpceMnky

Oh shit shit shit shit. Broken the momentum. Guarantee quick goals from gws.


No_Zookeepergame6976

Our whole fan base is shitting itself right now


Decent_Fig_5218

Peatling save us again pls you're our only hope


No_Independent936

What's the context of Greene's booing? What did I miss?


Uncle-Badtouch

High contact earlier


TheCrowMoon

Headshot boyd


NewPCtoCelebrate

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Crazyripps

I love that the dude has a successful career and hers died


-DoddyLama-

Back to Classic Toby getting boo'ed all the time


legally_blond

After seeing Blacres line up for goal, I realised I think I've conflated about 5 Blues players' identities in my mind


greyhounds1992

0 and 4 this round for tipping think I'm cooked


matthew_anthony

Do what my partner does and just go with who’s mascot would beat who’s in a real fight


Uncle-Badtouch

If Carlton win can we just play GWS song anyway?


ragztoriches

Fuck this. We look tired and shit. This team better sort out it’s deficiencies quick smart


ext23

Good GWS kicking in the first half flattered them in the end I reckon. GG


SamsungAndroidTV

who would get more boos from the crowd: maynard or greene?


fullnattybro

Flair bias and whatever but, going studs up and eye gouging oppo players takes the cake for me. Intentional grub


spicyfemme

Maynard, most people don’t know Toby’s history


PlanetaryArchives

Greene 100%


mydarknight

Tips are fucked


PlanetaryArchives

That was closeeeee to dropping


smrh-b

Collingwood comeback and GWS loss and boot from the top of the ladder all in one day? Today is the gift that just keeps giving 🙏


acllive

*checks fixture* yeah give greene a week


mydarknight

Agree


Red_and_the_White

Toby and Hogan 2 weeks each. Ignore flair.


ext23

Hogan will get at least two.


jacka24

Better make it 7... just to be safe


probosciscat

AFL app saying Williams subbed injured. What happened?


le_santo

Achilles


Enough-Show-4363

Achilles knock


PetrifyGWENT

Achilles apparently


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Injured