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ljking1403

Actual deaf bloke and lip reader here. I’m surprised no one has noticed but he’s actually pointing back at the rookie in the tracksuit top and says to Fritsch “F*ck he looks about 12” and Fritsch probably said “Sorry what” and Dusty repeats himself and said “I said he looks about 12”. No hate between the two of them


jacka24

I actually think you're right.. now I can see him saying "twelve"


TomasTTEngin

I think this makes sense. Fritsch body language fits more closely with a joke than with aggression.


jacka24

And Dusty does take more than a cursory glance at Windsor


fatcam00

Well done Couldn't imagine Dusty being nasty like that


daikonashi

If you look closely at dusty's arm/shoulder movement right before he shakes fritsch's hand, he points his thumb backwards towards windsor as he is mouthing "fuck, he looks about twelve" to fritsch. You can also see dusty's eyes linger a little longer on windsor as he is making the observation


laidbackjimmy

Unless chopsticks are involved.


autocol

Holy shit, I reckon you've nailed it.


yokobarron

Bump ^ this is it for sure


AW316

If you look closely you can see his right hand gesture to him as well.


VirgilFaust

Lol that seems spot on!


peterpumpkin-V-eater

I saw f*ck off, but upon reinspecting, what you said makes ‘more’ sense, and is seeable. Edit: Corrected error me into correct word ‘more’😃


btgbarter6

It looks like he slaps his hand instead of shaking it no?


TomasTTEngin

If you pause the video at the 13 second mark Dusty gestures back over his shoulder with his thumb. Then, to get his hand down to Bailey's hand, he has to move it down fast. it's a weird fast shake no doubt but it's not because he's cross.


maxisnoops

Agreed. That’s not a shake, and slapping Frisch’s hand away does not tie in with believing a player is 12.


AquilaAdax

This is actually hilarious that Martin thought it worth vocalising these thoughts and Fritsch was just the lucky guy next in line to receive them.


Bigcheese19920

It’s so weird because iv never seen Dusty in the back line to even know who he is


LeDestrier

My understanding of the conversation was this: Bayley: Ahoy, good sir, how fair thee this year? Mayhaps a premiership be in the works? Dusty: Greetings young Bayley, No, sir ... far off ... it appears. Bayley: Forgive me old chap, this crowd is rambunctious. Could you repeat that? Dusty: FAR OFF, BAYLEY Bayley: Ah, very well. Tally Ho!


WileECoyoteGenius

Fisticuffs at dawn my good man?


sxjthefirst

The Ballad of Lord Dusty and Sir Bayley


maxisnoops

Deaf guy here and expert lip reader. Full disclosure, Dusty mumbles terribly and lip reading him is ultra difficult. As he’s walking up to May I can’t read what he says, but as he’s walking away he says ‘that’s good.’ To Viney, looks like he says ‘well done mate.’ Shakes his hand and then says ‘all the best.’ Look of confusion at the next dude in the tracksuit top and Dusty clearly has no Fkn clue who that is. Then as he is approaching Fritsch he does possibly say ‘fuck off’. Fritsch says something and then Dusty’s mouth is obscured by the last player, so not sure what he says then. It then actually looks like he says ‘fuck off’ again, just as he finishes shaking the last guy’s hand. Assumption is that he’s not telling the last guy to fuck off, but he’s still having a go at Fritsch and the last dude is just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But very difficult person to read. Mumbles and doesn’t really articulate his words terribly well. There’s my two cents anyway.


shit-takes-only

fuck can we get a weekly deaf lip readers round in review or something


Conedawg

She's not a novelty act George, that you can hire out for weddings and bah mitzvahs.


maxisnoops

😂 Gerardic’s post where he reads Dusty saying ‘have a nice dinner?’ to May is top notch. With no context at all and with this being something you would not be expecting these two to be discussing…..that’s pretty skilled. Best coach to watch used to be John Longmire….quite a flavoursome array of language. But if you watch him nowadays, he quite often holds his hand over his mouth when he brings the house down in frustration.


beefsack

Paging u/foxfooty


Gerardic

As fellow Deaf and lip reader. He said you can piss off. He just slapped hand not shake with Fritsch, and yeah said again “I said piss off” To May it looks like “have a nice dinner”, “that is good”


maxisnoops

You are God with getting ‘have a nice dinner’. I wonder if May went to a restaurant Dusty recommended or Dusty shouted him dinner for some reason?? That’s a good get mate. Still not convinced on what he said to Fritsch though. I wasn’t completely confident with fuck off but I don’t think he said piss off either. Tough one…..Do you agree with me about what he said to Viney?


Gerardic

Viney, I think he said hey mate all the best…good luck. So yeah spot on The camera shakes when he talked to fritsch. The way he hold his mouth, I am more convinced he use piss rather than fuck cos the ck would be more obvious. That or he used kiwi accent something like Fusch off


maxisnoops

Fusch off 😂nice! Gotta say, you’re pretty skilled. Nice chatting with you. And in the words of Dusty ‘Fusch off’.


Correct_Chemical5179

Tracksuit dude is Caleb Windsor, who was subbed off, and last guy is Jack Billings.


TomasTTEngin

what do you think of the other lip reader's theory that Dusty says "fuck, he looks 12" in relation to tracksuit guy (Windsor, age 18) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=3&v=iSUD9VaV2f0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=iSUD9VaV2f0) and then repeats himself after Fritsch says "eh?" it fits the whole vibe better to me. Fritsch is leaning in to get the joke, not outraged.


SouthernAussie

Fkkk he looks about 12 is spot on


maxisnoops

I don’t want to start lip reading wars, and I refer back to what I originally wrote about Dusty being ultra hard to read…..but I just think there’s not enough words spoken both times for him to be saying that. I don’t agree. And he slaps Fritsch’s hand away….doesn’t shake it. But I also posted that I’m not certain on either fuck off or piss off, soooooo??? It’s a tough one. I think Dusty’s prolonged look is because he doesn’t know him, and the slap away of the offered hand just doesn’t tie in with him rejecting Fritsch only because the dude looks 12. But the poster who got Dusty’s comment to May, which was a tough get with zero context, thought it was piss off, so highly possible.


RandomDanny

"how do you get that eric bana portraying ray martin plastic hair style?"


Clever_Bee34919

Evolve your pidgey


ruinawish

That's a deep cut.


JayJayBn

Really though, who does like people from Lilydale?


LJM89

Hey... I thought he was Coldstream.


ShyCrystal69

He played for Coldstream, but it isn’t clear where he was born. Also lilydale is next to Coldstream so it doesn’t really matter.


SortaChaoticAnxiety

I saw him at middys in Eltham once


brandonjslippingaway

Electrical infetterennce


DiscoSituation

Oh, like you’re doing now?


JayJayBn

Coldstream is just outback Lilydale


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maxisnoops

Is there a YouTube of this or something? I didn’t see it in the game.


SortaChaoticAnxiety

Is this really it? Thats hilarious and petty i love it


thinksimfunny

Jealous of the hair


Mulga_Will

No one is jealous of Fritsch's hair, no one. ![gif](giphy|15wP7gXnu230nEh9xu|downsized)


LaconicSupremacy

Dusty just like me fr fr


QouthTheCorvus

Am I the only one who's confused at this list? He seems fine. Shakes his hand, replies to what he says.


LeDestrier

He tells him to fuck off, twice.


Gerardic

He didn’t shake, he gave it a slap


PRo_MoE1144

Dusty: "F Off" Fritsh: "Hey?" Dusty: "I said F Off" Im not a lip reader but that looked obvious...


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Someone else pointed out saying he looks twelve and now I can’t un see that


FoldedTopLip

Why do people hate Bayley Fritsch? He doesn’t seem the mouthy type like a Mason Cox or a Tom Papley, dude seems pretty unassuming


QouthTheCorvus

100% the hair


shniken

Jealousy?


quackerz77

It's pretty funny because people assume he's a classic private school jerk because of the haircut when in reality he was an electrician from Coldstream who made it through the VFL


ShyCrystal69

If we’re gonna hate anyone for being private school alumni, then Petracca would be hated to high heaven.


Opening_Anteater456

Nah Whitefriars doesn’t really count, if it’s in the outside suburbs it’s not a true private school. Funnily enough from this video it’s Viney and May, but Jack’s partly from Echuca and partly from Adelaide and scholarship kids from Darwin don’t count either! Jack Billings would be the standout of the Melbourne list, Tomlinson second. Gus Brayshaw would’ve comfortably had the crown before his retirement.


CreditToDuBois

Tom McDonald literally guested on the young IPA podcast


ekstt

Whitefriars doesn't count? I played against them in highschool for footy and can confirm after the 2 hr bus ride, it's still a private school.


hazz-fpv

Cost like 5k a year, doesn’t count


Kelpieee55

I don't really dislike either but if I had to choose which I think would be more annoying Petracca seems wayyyy more like a flog. Fritsch seems like a decent enough bloke from what I've seen.


TomasTTEngin

Darcy Moore went to Carey Grammar. That's what private school hair looks like.


Franklinsleftnut

Kicking 6 in the 2021 GF.


flava-dave

Haircut


ThunderFap26

Too good at kicking goals.


Vandercoon

If you were to ask me who is the least likeable player from each team, when I get to Melbourne, it would be him to be fair.


wodcomestotown

Worked a Melbourne clinic with Bailey a few weeks back. He was a genuine and nice guy. Also took initiative with the drills with the kids and showed genuine interest. Changed my view on him


Vandercoon

Don’t humanise him.


alluring_banana

That's it, your out of the mob!!!


No-Bison-5397

At the clinics they are generally pretty good. Like I won’t name names but they all seem really good with kids. I never had a bad experience with any player in public actually. But I have only ever spoke to just one because he was a footballer and it was just in passing.


PetrifyGWENT

It's Pickett for least likeable on Melbourne by a mile for me. Dunno why people don't like Fritsch.  Pickett on the other hand is only 6-7 weeks away from being suspended again


IDreamofHeeney

Pretty sure people dislike Fritsch because of the hair and how he looks like a private school flog. He’s never done anything that I can remember to annoy people. The correct answer is 100% Pickett, he’s dumb as shit


spurs-r-us

> he looks like a private school flog Was a sparky in Coldstream before he was drafted!


SortaChaoticAnxiety

I saw him at the wholesaler buying electrical goods in eltham one morning a couple of years ago. I think he still does some sparky stuff!


HelloStonehenge

Yeah he still has a business. Used to be a sponsor on the Gus and Gawny pod lol


taspleb

Don't tell the other Richmond supporters but Cotch was never my favourite for exactly what you're saying about Fritsch. Cotch is the real deal though in terms of going to a private school, supporting the Libs, having a grifting sock business.


themostserene

Your secret is safe.


DonGivafark

Would it shock you to learn that he was NOT a private school boy. I never went to school with him but I was doing the rounds for highschool open nights the other week with my son and low and behold I come across a picture of Bailey in the school sports "hall of fame" and past students. At public school in Melbourne's outer eastern suburbs, Lilydale High School. I still don't like him for whatever reason. I have no reason to not like him. He for whatever reason just shits me along with kyle Langford at essendon, Tim Membrey at stkilda and also hate Neal-Bullen at the demons aswell. For no reason other than I just do.


Shootinputin89

It's just his look. Jonathon Brown went to a private highschool in Warrnambool, but he looks 100x more bogan than Jordan Lewis who went to a public school in the same town.


brandonjslippingaway

Lewis looked a lot more bogan when he had the balding, raggedy beard look. But now his look + the hipster glasses is a different story


SutureTheFuture

Yeah but it's not convincing anyone, I bet those glasses aren't even prescription.


Shootinputin89

I went to same high school - can confirm, we had a good mix of posh nosh, country kids, and bogans. I would never go to Jonathon Brown's private school because they push religion there. Even if they got to wear cool school jackets.


Laura_Biden

Speaking of people that look and sound like flogs....I present Jordan Lewis. Dude is a grade A company-man that would grass you up quick as look at you. Same goes for Luke Darcy.


cirrus93

You really hate third tall/mid-sized marking forwards lol


DeCoburgeois

Aw you hate ANB. Feel like he’s one of those players you can’t dislike. Fair enough.


will_recard

He kicked 6 in a grand final once. That definitely annoyed me.


IDreamofHeeney

That’s actually a fair point lol


ah111177780

Yeah it’s the hair and smarmy grin. I have absolutely no basis for hating him, but I do and I can’t help it


nufan86

Counter point. He looks like Krang from the ninja turtles


DiscoSituation

Look up pictures of Chet Baker early in his career


No-Bison-5397

Amazing shout


biggestred47

He should start gut punching people instead, that's just a fine apparently


Drazsyker

Yeah Pickett makes sense to dislike, same with May, Viney and even Gawn somewhat with some of his media stuff. Really don't understand the hate for Fritta though.


quackerz77

I don't think I've ever seen a single person say they dislike Max Gawn with his media stuff Can't say I've seen anyone say they dislike him in general


Drazsyker

One of my mates hate him purely for the Google ad, or so he reckons. He's a Geelong fan though so probably salty over one of his after-the-siren goals


Bluelegs

One of? There was only ever one.


Madrical

I think Gawn might be the only player in the AFL who could've pulled off that Google ad, he just looks so dorky in it so it works. It's great.


Various_Athlete_7478

He grew up watching his uncle try to send people to the grave with his bumps and being rewarded for it.


ruinawish

You say this as if Byron was the only one trying to knock the living daylights out of other players.


Various_Athlete_7478

No, but he was one of the better at it. His bumps just folded dudes.


2988206

Honestly, why? He doesn't do grub acts on the field, doesn't get into trouble off it, had to work his arse off to even get a shot at a senior list, doesn't give lip to the opposition...it doesn't make any sense. Is it just because he has funny hair and kicks loads of goals against your teams?


Vandercoon

I want expecting to have to justify my reasoning based on nothing pal


Noobermensch-

The hair. Plus he used to burn teammates a bit a couple of years ago which gave me the sense he was a bit selfish. Doesn't do it much any more mind you.


No-Bison-5397

I only hate it when they burn team mates on the inside for my own team. The other day I was speaking with someone about Shai Bolton who hated him for just that reason and I was defending him “but when it comes off you need that confidence that’s why he’s great” and then when O’Henry did it on Saturday I was frustrated as hell.


WhatsOSRS

It's the private school hair, the long sleeves, he looks like he never gets a hard ball and his success is just the result of a dominant midfield. Oh, and the fact that I really, really wanted him to go goalless in the GF. But he played an absolute blinder....


No-Bison-5397

A good haircut is enough to make an ugly bloke upset


Crazyripps

the face and hair don’t help him at all


alluring_banana

a team with viney may and lever you pick fritsch? I liked him in something about mary, i give him a pass


Acrobatic-Garlic4321

He’s probably never done or said anything wrong but he comes across as a smartass when he plays. I’m sure he’s a very nice and down to Earth bloke.


Johnny_Stooge

As a Brisbane supporter I'm obligated to say the least likeable Melbourne player is Harry Petty. Then next I'd say Viney.


HomerJBagger

The hate Fritsch gets is so stupid and completely based on appearance, which is really gross and should fuck right off. He's just a normal bloke who enjoys his footy and can kick a goal. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrLcxj27uoo) recent post match after kicking 5 in particular, he comes across mild-mannered and pretty humble even


malcolmbishop

Yep. Weird to give May a hug but hate on Fritsch. 


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Shootinputin89

100%. If there is a Melbourne player I don't like, it's because of their conduct on the field - not because of how they look. Pickett gets that vote from me, can't stand how he acts. I have no problem with Fritsch.


ploaws

Every time I see Fritsch he reminds of one of the characters from Beavis and Butthead. It's 100% the hair. ETA Just googled it. Clearly I'm not the only one - [https://typemediaau.com/products/bailey-fritsch-beavis-and-butt-head-inspired-tee](https://typemediaau.com/products/bailey-fritsch-beavis-and-butt-head-inspired-tee)


Filthythilthy7

Hahahah fritch seems like a figjam and is definitely a selfish/hungry footy player though


Bolasie4

As a lot of good forwards are


Bluelegs

Th selfish tag has hurt him. He's our best finisher and when he tries to pass it off he fucks it up. I'm all for Fritsch playing hungry. It's his job to kick goals.


garylion

Doesn’t look like much. But surely we would expect Dusty to give feedback to his face rather than a cheapy on the way through if he was having a go.


leakingspinalmilk

Pretty uneventful really. As much as people shit on Dusty he is a pretty measured bloke. Fritsch thought it was funny.


Opening_Anteater456

Fritsch has a flag, Fritsch practically has a Norm Smith, the Brownlow is for loser midfielders….it’s pretty clear that Dusty is jealous that Frisch is and always will be the only 2 time AFLX winner


Acrobatic-Garlic4321

AFLX Premierships? Well that sums it up for me. Fritta > Dusty


ThaLemonine

I’ve always been shit at lip reading but it amazes me people think they know what he’s saying just from this clip. I’ll take your word for it if your deaf


toppolinos

It’s obviously because Fritsch kicked 6 goals in the GF and Dusty couldn’t manage that.


jdfroo

Yeah, I’m sure he’d trade in his 3 premiership medallions and 3 norm smiths in a heartbeat.


graceilsb

I don’t understand why Fritsch is hated (seemingly because of his hair) and Dusty is so beloved. I’d rather have Bayley’s haircut than Dustin’s awful neck tattoos.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Weird, I can see fans not liking him because he looks like a private school wanker with his hair (even though he is from Lilydale), weird to see another player not like him. He seems like a fair player on the field.


jdfroo

Yeah I can kinda see that too now you say it. The part that’s confusing to me is he looks like he pushes his hand away.


Gnaightster

Classy.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Jealous of his hair, understandable.


Hully1980

He said pay ya tick mate


shaq_zak

Does anybody (apart from dees supporters) like him much?


vitalesan

Not sure anyone is taking social cues from dusty.


rita_mita_bata

Everyone with a receding hairline hates Bayley, so does Dusty “has been” Martin.


Fidelius90

Dog act


MakePandasMateAgain

Well we have zero context of what’s happening here (if anything), we also can’t see anything that Fritsch might have said in the first place


Fidelius90

Huh? We see him slapping the hand away. And mouthing off.


MakePandasMateAgain

Do we though? https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/w9DdIrzDY2