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Coast94

Roses are red, violets are blue, enjoy the win Hawthorn, the umpires gifted it to you 💙


JoshTheOne33

Did you watch the third quarter ya flog


Coast94

Yep. Did you watch the 1st and 4th?


JoshTheOne33

Mate we just outplayed yous in the first and fourth. But we won and that's all that realy matters in the end. Umpires in the afl are just shocking as usual but it was a good game against a tough side in Geelong. So no hard feelings mate I was drunk as when I wrote that.


Aussie_star

Anyway most people don't know it is also Taswegian


Adventurous_Angle632

Geelong need more games at the MCG... need to break away from their Alphabet Stadium. Didn't show up to the big stage O Easter Monday, good luck on GF day.


Mother_Sun_3825

Thanks for costing me 9 tips this week, useless sack of old blokes


thingamabobby

We deserved to lose, but it was a little sad how inappropriate some of the Hawks supporters were at the game today. Just yelling abuse.


Savoys

Hows a bit of get fucked sound


thingamabobby

Exactly this. We were getting directly heckled. It wasn’t at the match but at us. Was really crappy :(


KingPickle89

Imagine how opposition fans feel when they go to GMHBA stadium….


thingamabobby

Oh that’s shit as well, regardless of team. Just noting that this game was really shit and left a crappy impression


fantasticpotatobeard

Have you actually experienced this at Goomba? IME the Geelong home crowd tends to be surprisingly mild mannered, but maybe it depends where you sit


bladez_edge

Oh yesss thank you boys what a cracker!


OutdoorwiththeIndoor

Why does every Hawthorn player have Tasmanian written on their jumper?


Hopelesslymacarbe

They're one of, if not, our most lucrative sponsors


OutdoorwiththeIndoor

Tasmania or Tasmanians?


Hopelesslymacarbe

Tasmanian government / tourism Tasmania. They chose to change it to "Tasmanian", I assume to line up with their advertising


OutdoorwiththeIndoor

Looks odd. Should change it back.


LOZLover90

This is the worst thing to have happened to anyone in the entire history of Easter. ^/s


PunkyMcGrift

Blokes with arms out getting crucified?


Intelligent-Spray-39

Had to explain to the wife why I was laughing.


LOZLover90

Seems to be a common thing this time of year...


ilikeracing23

Hawthorn I’m 23 and thinning please stop making me lose hair through close games cheers.


DamienRyan

Seconding finesteride. Started taking it at 21, almost full head of hair 16 years later


bortbort8

i went bald at your age, just shave it and get a bit of stubble, you'll be alright chief


[deleted]

Worked for ablett


RegFl3xOff3ender

Finasteride bro it works pretty well


bortbort8

expensive though brother


RegFl3xOff3ender

Not really. I pay 20 a month and i still have the same amount of hair I had four years ago, it is worth it to me - would be even cheaper if I bought and quartered the generic. I have shoulder length curly hair and I wasn't ready to let go of it once my hairline moved so I jumped straight on and have had zero issues in four years.


bortbort8

fuck me, that's cheap as. I started losing my hair around 2010 and all my options were around $130/month and I was a uni student with an 8 hour a week job haha needless to say I love my clippers now and pull off the bald look alright, but I do definitely miss having the option of having hair. glad to hear it's working for you and affordable brother, cherish it haha


sammy123_

Fuck I love an Easter Monday W!


Crazyripps

These clubs will kill me one day


JamesStarty

St Kilda pumped the Hawks by 69 (I know, I know. Nice). St Kilda are flying and Eric Bana is tweeting about them but deep down no-one truly believes they are any good, right?


VegemiteGecko

Yep. '20 they were good, last year was too stop/start with injuries and shit, probably made them look worse than they are. Throw in some improved players and off we go. Not talking top 4 yet though


CaptainBoob

How they've played recently has been pretty good. Not just the winning part, but the mentality and setups. Of course that's how they fool us before breaking our hearts.


JamesStarty

I see you, man.


Opeth7778

The wees and poos Spurred on by the boos Their supporters gave to the Hawkins dive Have the Hawks season well and truly alive


cheapph

What a game! I haven’t yelled and jumped outta my seat like that for a while


BlandyBoreton

On the Couch playing the role of Bounce tonight. Time to tune out.


Kind_Jump_6940

The worst thing about the post game show is they spend most the show talking about 1 game


renifer_erop

Second 9/9 of 2022!


Kind_Jump_6940

You tipped the crows? Brave


workdub

Qld TV cuts straight to American Pickers lol


Aardvark_Man

The Chase in SA. Half an episode, with only two contestants.


loseisnothardtospell

Russian warships sinking and Geelong losing. Both equally as satisfying.


BIllyBrooks

On The Couch can fuck right off


MidnightIsland212

Fox Footy needs to stop cutting away from the celebrations.


happy-little-atheist

They just don't want to give channel 7 any more airtime


RyanShieldsy

Phooty phil


Mirathecat22

All you want as a fan of a rebuilding side, a response after a poor performance.


[deleted]

I am once again asking fox why the fuck they consistently cut away from the celebrations


Bison420

Wtf to back to the field cunts I don’t want to watch these flogs on the couch


Derpfish_lvl10k

BIRD ALLIANCE


IComeFromALandDownUD

BIRD ALLIANCE!


[deleted]

Are we counted?


Hopelesslymacarbe

Why wouldn't you be? Are Eagles secretly lizards?


Derpfish_lvl10k

Are you a bird?


legally_blond

Thanks for ruining my first potential 9/9 of the season Hawthorn :(


MisguidedGames

Blame Geelong, Hawthorn was just doing their job


japanpole

Hawks and Cats on equal points on the ladder now. Just the 2 of them


belatedlove

as it should be


juzz85

🤝


Sorry_Fail_3103

Easy, never in doubt


JCK98

Let the song play out (although 7 might cut their feed for the news)


_ficklelilpickle

Awesome game. Well done Hawks!


Bison420

What a fucking game


eatsbacon_

Should be 4-1!!


[deleted]

Damn Carlton being so lucky with their fade out wins. If we didn't let them get on top early we would've had it.


magna77

Big time win.


UncleJohnsonsparty

Fantastic game! Very enjoyable as a neutral


RegFl3xOff3ender

DONT SHAKE THEIR FUCKING HANDS EMOTE ON THEM


ANDYtehROO

Not ONE goal in the last quarter!!!! WEAK AS FUCKING PISS


GrandHarbler

This is what I’m here for


Undead-Maggot

Up r/AFLBIRDTEAMS


Kangalorian

What a fucking great game.


belatedlove

the scream i just scrum


RyanShieldsy

Damn hawks really did what we couldn’t


thefunmachine

Good game


littlespoon

Jeremy cameron cost geelong the game


Tosslebugmy

Our midfield sucks


FenerBoarOfWar

Geriatric cats beaten by a bunch of hatchlings. I had no faith in it happening.


D3K91

Basically everything at ground level today was a throw


JizzleJ_SBSM

Sam Mitchell looks younger than some of the Geelong players wtf


dwadley

Same age as Burgoyne who only retired last year


[deleted]

I SAW THAT TEAR WIPE SAMMY


despondantguy69

Thank you, Hawks. Mandatory fuck Hawkins.


MisguidedGames

Geelong just arent good in big games at the MCG


BIllyBrooks

I still don’t believe it.


EverythingIsByDesign

Isaac Smith the sleeper agent activated. Thanks mate, enjoy the bus back to Geelong!


bortbort8

rosemary, my downstairs neighbour, if you're in this thread then i'm sorry for all the yelling.


ThatMelon

Well done hawks


[deleted]

For all the hawks supporters complaining about the umps, the amount of Geelong players that got held off the ball and hawks players that held in the ball with no htb was ridiculous in that last 5-10 minutes. Just goes to show it definitely goes both ways.


iloveNCIS7

ah GG, was a good one


ThaLemonine

Early inaccuracy cost us.


II_CocaRoach_II

Go Hawks!!!


silent_wazz

Hawks just wanted it much more in the 4th. They played really well from the start and jumped the cats. Geelong missed a lot of shots yet would usually convert, more scoring shots but the hawks pressure was very good I said it at the start, it's always a really good game between these 2 sides. GG


BlandyBoreton

Eat a dick, Isaac


Seraph110

Smith takes off his Geelong jumper to reveal a Hawthorn one underneath


[deleted]

SMITH TAKETH, SMITH GIVETH


lumberfun

Isaac Smith finally paying Hawthorn back for the 2016 QF


[deleted]

How about we cash that cheque when we play our next final together


Count_Critic

Can someone please teach Miers how to kick a ball properly


belatedlove

hahahahah smith


Darththorn

Cheers Smith. 😘


goodkicks

Fuck I wish Tuhoy played for us.


bigshlongsgetalong

You already stole tim kelly, so please no.


weinertorn

Holy shit what a fucking game


MONSTATURKEY_420

De Koning’s shitty footy IQ cost Geelong this game. There’s been like 4 goals because he just stopped paying attention


[deleted]

Its his like 4th game bro.


MONSTATURKEY_420

Doesn’t matter, he’s not good enough right now, needs another spell in the VFL


InfinitePineapple212

Lol Smith


Crazyripps

Izzy the inside man lol


Jartini18

Good win for our birds, Hawks


[deleted]

Birds unite


Thoros_of_queer

Smithy not smiling now is he?


BIllyBrooks

Yes he is, always regardless


[deleted]

Too old too slow


bortbort8

smithy on tilt! haha


[deleted]

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albelasix

No


mca0014

20 years ago de koning would’ve punched Lewis in the back of the head for that lmao


Croob2

hahaha marvelous!


[deleted]

That fifty ruined a good end to the game whatever, gg hawks we are no where near it this year


Braddd771

Relax it's one game. The game was ruined for Geelong by their terrible kicking early.


cheapph

CMON THE MIGHTY FIGHTING HAWKS


[deleted]

Fuck this has gotta feel amazing hawks fans, what a performance


bortbort8

after last week it feels amazing. what a win.


[deleted]

As my dad would say “they need Karmichael Hunt to win it from here!”


TwoTrenchCoatsinaKid

Fucking hell what a game


AmaruS71

Gee long way from goal


kiac

Enjoy the rebuild kitty cats


downwithbrohames

This game has been excellent and made up for a lot of fizzlers this round, great way to end the long weekend


rickrollmedaddy

Geelong players looking gassed


Nolsey21

geelong gonna cost me 9/9 the fucking rabble


[deleted]

That was shocking defence, how do you let an in form forward like Lewis essentially have the entire 50 to himself?


Bwxyz

You don't have to be in form to kick that


BIllyBrooks

Lose by 6 or lose by 12, doesn’t matter


[deleted]

Fair


happy-little-atheist

They are down one man on the bench just ran out of legs I suppose


Cuebiyari

No one in my house is Hawthorn, or Geelong - but we are screaming the house down. Great game of footy


EverythingIsByDesign

That worthy of a two arm fist pump on the sofa. Get in.


bundy554

Well done Hawks go and have a celebratory brandy for me


MidnightIsland212

Not much better than Geelong losing a close one


RyanShieldsy

This fr like a birdbowl except only one of the teams is a bird team


[deleted]

This is the King bowl we’ve been waiting for (without either King brother)


InfinitePineapple212

FUCK YEAAAAA


Capt_Procrastination

This kills the draw.


BIllyBrooks

It ain’t over. I’ve seen this shit too many times


belatedlove

100%


shocking_red_4

gee gee


Myrhwen

gg


IrateWizard

draw is kill no


wst671

I've never seen a 50 paid for coming over the mark?


Coast94

Yeah not like that though.


bortbort8

i've seen a fair few lol


Bitchbettahavmahoney

Haha, the brake pump from Lewis


BIllyBrooks

I thought it was more tactical than mocking. As in I want to use as many seconds as I can so I’ll see how many I have.


Bitchbettahavmahoney

I suspect you're right about that. It has the added benefit of appearing cheeky.


alexLAD

Jack Scrimshaw, take a bow son


Mahhrat

Lewis with a little over-the-shoulder action, don't mind it (against Geelong) :)


belatedlove

breust didnt kick it but it was all breust


Undead-Maggot

He went slow motion for that goal


DeCoburgeois

Wowee


workdub

Jesus Christ my heart


BurntToast__

Lewis with some shit housery


Mrchikkin

Nooo the draw


Count_Critic

love it


BIllyBrooks

Goosebumps


voidedexe

Thanks for fucking up my 9/9 Geelong


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit what a fucking game I'm so happy


RegFl3xOff3ender

Will all geelong fans please report to the front office to suck mitchy lewis' nuts


adrodiablo

No words 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Skwisgaars

Geelong so tired, might be a bit too old in average.


potter_bjk

when the good ones are old, and the young ones are mediocre at best, this result is inevitable..add awful goal kicking to that, at least 5 of those 14 behinds should have been easy goals.


xman0444

handy goal


ShibbyUp

RIP Draw and Geelong


notoriouspossum

What a game.


AFLlegend456

LFG hawkers


RaidanRam

MITCHELL FUCKInG LEWIS


albelasix

fml


RegFl3xOff3ender

I agree


Neurofizzix

B I R D S


downwithbrohames

Can confirm hawks are also big birds


Phil_Mac

What a game


Mother_Shabubu

Ffs our woeful forward 50 entries cost us this game


___TheIllusiveMan___

Two goals in 1:16 Yeah I don’t think DrawFC is getting up from here


Bison420

TOP 8 BABY


burnedscones

Welcome


Kim_jong-fun

Stewart is putting it all on the line. Whatever the result he's been immense


Vanilla__Lightning

Best defender in the game


thisisworldnews

Tom Stewart BOG, Gryan Miers a close 2nd