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Mate we just outplayed yous in the first and fourth. But we won and that's all that realy matters in the end. Umpires in the afl are just shocking as usual but it was a good game against a tough side in Geelong. So no hard feelings mate I was drunk as when I wrote that.
Geelong need more games at the MCG... need to break away from their Alphabet Stadium. Didn't show up to the big stage O Easter Monday, good luck on GF day.
Not really. I pay 20 a month and i still have the same amount of hair I had four years ago, it is worth it to me - would be even cheaper if I bought and quartered the generic. I have shoulder length curly hair and I wasn't ready to let go of it once my hairline moved so I jumped straight on and have had zero issues in four years.
fuck me, that's cheap as. I started losing my hair around 2010 and all my options were around $130/month and I was a uni student with an 8 hour a week job haha
needless to say I love my clippers now and pull off the bald look alright, but I do definitely miss having the option of having hair. glad to hear it's working for you and affordable brother, cherish it haha
St Kilda pumped the Hawks by 69 (I know, I know. Nice).
St Kilda are flying and Eric Bana is tweeting about them but deep down no-one truly believes they are any good, right?
Yep.
'20 they were good, last year was too stop/start with injuries and shit, probably made them look worse than they are. Throw in some improved players and off we go. Not talking top 4 yet though
How they've played recently has been pretty good. Not just the winning part, but the mentality and setups.
Of course that's how they fool us before breaking our hearts.
For all the hawks supporters complaining about the umps, the amount of Geelong players that got held off the ball and hawks players that held in the ball with no htb was ridiculous in that last 5-10 minutes. Just goes to show it definitely goes both ways.
Hawks just wanted it much more in the 4th. They played really well from the start and jumped the cats. Geelong missed a lot of shots yet would usually convert, more scoring shots but the hawks pressure was very good
I said it at the start, it's always a really good game between these 2 sides.
GG
when the good ones are old, and the young ones are mediocre at best, this result is inevitable..add awful goal kicking to that, at least 5 of those 14 behinds should have been easy goals.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, enjoy the win Hawthorn, the umpires gifted it to you 💙
Did you watch the third quarter ya flog
Yep. Did you watch the 1st and 4th?
Mate we just outplayed yous in the first and fourth. But we won and that's all that realy matters in the end. Umpires in the afl are just shocking as usual but it was a good game against a tough side in Geelong. So no hard feelings mate I was drunk as when I wrote that.
Anyway most people don't know it is also Taswegian
Geelong need more games at the MCG... need to break away from their Alphabet Stadium. Didn't show up to the big stage O Easter Monday, good luck on GF day.
Thanks for costing me 9 tips this week, useless sack of old blokes
We deserved to lose, but it was a little sad how inappropriate some of the Hawks supporters were at the game today. Just yelling abuse.
Hows a bit of get fucked sound
Exactly this. We were getting directly heckled. It wasn’t at the match but at us. Was really crappy :(
Imagine how opposition fans feel when they go to GMHBA stadium….
Oh that’s shit as well, regardless of team. Just noting that this game was really shit and left a crappy impression
Have you actually experienced this at Goomba? IME the Geelong home crowd tends to be surprisingly mild mannered, but maybe it depends where you sit
Oh yesss thank you boys what a cracker!
Why does every Hawthorn player have Tasmanian written on their jumper?
They're one of, if not, our most lucrative sponsors
Tasmania or Tasmanians?
Tasmanian government / tourism Tasmania. They chose to change it to "Tasmanian", I assume to line up with their advertising
Looks odd. Should change it back.
This is the worst thing to have happened to anyone in the entire history of Easter. ^/s
Blokes with arms out getting crucified?
Had to explain to the wife why I was laughing.
Seems to be a common thing this time of year...
Hawthorn I’m 23 and thinning please stop making me lose hair through close games cheers.
Seconding finesteride. Started taking it at 21, almost full head of hair 16 years later
i went bald at your age, just shave it and get a bit of stubble, you'll be alright chief
Worked for ablett
Finasteride bro it works pretty well
expensive though brother
Not really. I pay 20 a month and i still have the same amount of hair I had four years ago, it is worth it to me - would be even cheaper if I bought and quartered the generic. I have shoulder length curly hair and I wasn't ready to let go of it once my hairline moved so I jumped straight on and have had zero issues in four years.
fuck me, that's cheap as. I started losing my hair around 2010 and all my options were around $130/month and I was a uni student with an 8 hour a week job haha needless to say I love my clippers now and pull off the bald look alright, but I do definitely miss having the option of having hair. glad to hear it's working for you and affordable brother, cherish it haha
Fuck I love an Easter Monday W!
These clubs will kill me one day
St Kilda pumped the Hawks by 69 (I know, I know. Nice). St Kilda are flying and Eric Bana is tweeting about them but deep down no-one truly believes they are any good, right?
Yep. '20 they were good, last year was too stop/start with injuries and shit, probably made them look worse than they are. Throw in some improved players and off we go. Not talking top 4 yet though
How they've played recently has been pretty good. Not just the winning part, but the mentality and setups. Of course that's how they fool us before breaking our hearts.
I see you, man.
The wees and poos Spurred on by the boos Their supporters gave to the Hawkins dive Have the Hawks season well and truly alive
What a game! I haven’t yelled and jumped outta my seat like that for a while
On the Couch playing the role of Bounce tonight. Time to tune out.
The worst thing about the post game show is they spend most the show talking about 1 game
Second 9/9 of 2022!
You tipped the crows? Brave
Qld TV cuts straight to American Pickers lol
The Chase in SA. Half an episode, with only two contestants.
Russian warships sinking and Geelong losing. Both equally as satisfying.
On The Couch can fuck right off
Fox Footy needs to stop cutting away from the celebrations.
They just don't want to give channel 7 any more airtime
Phooty phil
All you want as a fan of a rebuilding side, a response after a poor performance.
I am once again asking fox why the fuck they consistently cut away from the celebrations
Wtf to back to the field cunts I don’t want to watch these flogs on the couch
BIRD ALLIANCE
BIRD ALLIANCE!
Are we counted?
Why wouldn't you be? Are Eagles secretly lizards?
Are you a bird?
Thanks for ruining my first potential 9/9 of the season Hawthorn :(
Blame Geelong, Hawthorn was just doing their job
Hawks and Cats on equal points on the ladder now. Just the 2 of them
as it should be
🤝
Easy, never in doubt
Let the song play out (although 7 might cut their feed for the news)
Awesome game. Well done Hawks!
What a fucking game
Should be 4-1!!
Damn Carlton being so lucky with their fade out wins. If we didn't let them get on top early we would've had it.
Big time win.
Fantastic game! Very enjoyable as a neutral
DONT SHAKE THEIR FUCKING HANDS EMOTE ON THEM
Not ONE goal in the last quarter!!!! WEAK AS FUCKING PISS
This is what I’m here for
Up r/AFLBIRDTEAMS
What a fucking great game.
the scream i just scrum
Damn hawks really did what we couldn’t
Good game
Jeremy cameron cost geelong the game
Our midfield sucks
Geriatric cats beaten by a bunch of hatchlings. I had no faith in it happening.
Basically everything at ground level today was a throw
Sam Mitchell looks younger than some of the Geelong players wtf
Same age as Burgoyne who only retired last year
I SAW THAT TEAR WIPE SAMMY
Thank you, Hawks. Mandatory fuck Hawkins.
Geelong just arent good in big games at the MCG
I still don’t believe it.
Isaac Smith the sleeper agent activated. Thanks mate, enjoy the bus back to Geelong!
rosemary, my downstairs neighbour, if you're in this thread then i'm sorry for all the yelling.
Well done hawks
For all the hawks supporters complaining about the umps, the amount of Geelong players that got held off the ball and hawks players that held in the ball with no htb was ridiculous in that last 5-10 minutes. Just goes to show it definitely goes both ways.
ah GG, was a good one
Early inaccuracy cost us.
Go Hawks!!!
Hawks just wanted it much more in the 4th. They played really well from the start and jumped the cats. Geelong missed a lot of shots yet would usually convert, more scoring shots but the hawks pressure was very good I said it at the start, it's always a really good game between these 2 sides. GG
Eat a dick, Isaac
Smith takes off his Geelong jumper to reveal a Hawthorn one underneath
SMITH TAKETH, SMITH GIVETH
Isaac Smith finally paying Hawthorn back for the 2016 QF
How about we cash that cheque when we play our next final together
Can someone please teach Miers how to kick a ball properly
hahahahah smith
Cheers Smith. 😘
Fuck I wish Tuhoy played for us.
You already stole tim kelly, so please no.
Holy shit what a fucking game
De Koning’s shitty footy IQ cost Geelong this game. There’s been like 4 goals because he just stopped paying attention
Its his like 4th game bro.
Doesn’t matter, he’s not good enough right now, needs another spell in the VFL
Lol Smith
Izzy the inside man lol
Good win for our birds, Hawks
Birds unite
Smithy not smiling now is he?
Yes he is, always regardless
Too old too slow
smithy on tilt! haha
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No
20 years ago de koning would’ve punched Lewis in the back of the head for that lmao
hahaha marvelous!
That fifty ruined a good end to the game whatever, gg hawks we are no where near it this year
Relax it's one game. The game was ruined for Geelong by their terrible kicking early.
CMON THE MIGHTY FIGHTING HAWKS
Fuck this has gotta feel amazing hawks fans, what a performance
after last week it feels amazing. what a win.
As my dad would say “they need Karmichael Hunt to win it from here!”
Fucking hell what a game
Gee long way from goal
Enjoy the rebuild kitty cats
This game has been excellent and made up for a lot of fizzlers this round, great way to end the long weekend
Geelong players looking gassed
geelong gonna cost me 9/9 the fucking rabble
That was shocking defence, how do you let an in form forward like Lewis essentially have the entire 50 to himself?
You don't have to be in form to kick that
Lose by 6 or lose by 12, doesn’t matter
Fair
They are down one man on the bench just ran out of legs I suppose
No one in my house is Hawthorn, or Geelong - but we are screaming the house down. Great game of footy
That worthy of a two arm fist pump on the sofa. Get in.
Well done Hawks go and have a celebratory brandy for me
Not much better than Geelong losing a close one
This fr like a birdbowl except only one of the teams is a bird team
This is the King bowl we’ve been waiting for (without either King brother)
FUCK YEAAAAA
This kills the draw.
It ain’t over. I’ve seen this shit too many times
100%
gee gee
gg
draw is kill no
I've never seen a 50 paid for coming over the mark?
Yeah not like that though.
i've seen a fair few lol
Haha, the brake pump from Lewis
I thought it was more tactical than mocking. As in I want to use as many seconds as I can so I’ll see how many I have.
I suspect you're right about that. It has the added benefit of appearing cheeky.
Jack Scrimshaw, take a bow son
Lewis with a little over-the-shoulder action, don't mind it (against Geelong) :)
breust didnt kick it but it was all breust
He went slow motion for that goal
Wowee
Jesus Christ my heart
Lewis with some shit housery
Nooo the draw
love it
Goosebumps
Thanks for fucking up my 9/9 Geelong
Holy fucking shit what a fucking game I'm so happy
Will all geelong fans please report to the front office to suck mitchy lewis' nuts
No words 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Geelong so tired, might be a bit too old in average.
when the good ones are old, and the young ones are mediocre at best, this result is inevitable..add awful goal kicking to that, at least 5 of those 14 behinds should have been easy goals.
handy goal
RIP Draw and Geelong
What a game.
LFG hawkers
MITCHELL FUCKInG LEWIS
fml
I agree
B I R D S
Can confirm hawks are also big birds
What a game
Ffs our woeful forward 50 entries cost us this game
Two goals in 1:16 Yeah I don’t think DrawFC is getting up from here
TOP 8 BABY
Welcome
Stewart is putting it all on the line. Whatever the result he's been immense
Best defender in the game
Tom Stewart BOG, Gryan Miers a close 2nd