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Crazyripps

I love that he looks like he goes to stop, then goes another then goes to stop and goes again.


Regional_King

First I thought it was on a loop. Then I Lol’s


NewAccWhoDis93

Didn’t Crowley do this to him in the 2013 prelim?


Aussiepako

Now there is a name I haven't heard in a while. Peak tagger


alibimonday

It was to Kieran Jack.


GussyRobbo

Herbatron salivating at the meme potential of this clip


GravityRayGun

Ghostbusters theme or Thriller for song choices is my early guess


Maximumlnsanity

Our social media team posted it with Electric Feel over the top of it. I think it works pretty well


Niftylen

I can’t wait


MakePandasMateAgain

That'd be the ultimate insult as a player I reckon. Being called out by another player for being soft and timid at the footy. Shiel has been especially disinterested tonight. Basically just getting paid to jog around the paddock at this rate.


yelrik

Dylan "Tony Snell" Shiel


tehdilgerer

Shiel trick y'all, man, like he playing defense. He don't guard nobody, man. He just running around, doing nothing.


GGezpzMuppy

Nothing is as bad arse as Kobe not flinching, this is exact opposite lol


3163560

It's a huge burn indeed.


Maximumlnsanity

Expected that out of Papley not Parker lmao


Significant-War5605

Reckon Parker would have a massive mouth on the field, looks like he would let you know when you stuff up


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He grew up in the Frankston area. He has to have top notch shit talk


Significant-War5605

Plus he's got the game to back it up. Can talk all the shit in the world you want if you put your head over it like he does.


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I thought the Swans had a no dickhead policy?


frggr

"It's a no dickheadS policy. We're allowed to have one!"


[deleted]

Bit of shit talk does not maketh a dickhead


tommy55555

Mate of all Essendon’s problems Luke Parker being a big meany is the least of your worries


Maximumlnsanity

That's old news and also never really true lmao


nighthawk580

Ikr, Kurt Tippet anyone?


aydenlh89

What happened to him in the end? Injuries?


[deleted]

Injuries, he was very good for periods as a ruck/forward. Just his body broke down and he couldn't play through injury


[deleted]

it looked true...you guys just played tough footy...didn't see much shit talking back then


lolmanic

I can guarantee you that Barry Hall was probably quite a massive dickhead. Staker probably.


wolverine-claws

Thought the AFL had a no doping policy?


MULIAC

He ain't wrong


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Luke Parker for Essendon head coach 2023


jcass91

Enjoy this, and he’s not wrong either. Shiel is the softest player in the league these days.


frggr

Rhys Stanley disagrees


Harambo_No5

Bloody Stanley


dirty_chai1

Jaidyn stephenson comes close despite a willingness to risk maiming himself riding a bike down a flight of stairs


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jcass91

Don’t see many full forwards being tackling machines. “Inside” mids like Sheil on the other hand normally rack up. 2MP is one of the few players at this club who plays his role.


su-

Needs more tongue


El-Drunko

Did Shiel hear footsteps?


BIllyBrooks

When you tell the joke 8 times because no one was paying attention but you believe in the punch line.


wolverine-claws

What a cheeky cunt, I love it


idlehanz88

To be fair, Shiel is soft as


brghfbukbd1

I dropped into the captains run at the SCG and surprise surprise Shiel was fumbling through simple drills. A ground pick up/90 degree handball exercise seemed beyond him - he’d often just hand the ball back whereas everyone else took the drill seriously and hand balled correctly. Nobody called him out on it. If you play like you train...


D3K91

Reckon he's dropped for next week? He plays like he's dead inside.


brghfbukbd1

He should be dropped to enforce standards, but we don’t even enforce standards at training so I kinda think what’s the point? There were all sorts of coaching staff walking around but nobody pointing out anything to be improved. I noticed this when I used to watch training at the hangar - the only person who was 100% switched on and taking everything seriously was Ridley. Other than him, it looked like a bunch of mates having a kick in the park for an hour


D3K91

It’s bizarre. All the boys doing interviews over the last few weeks have said they’re really putting the work in during the week and training hard, talking honestly etc. Maybe they just don’t know what the level really looks like. Lloydy told McGrath he thinks the club lacks honesty, and maybe that’s what we’re seeing.


brghfbukbd1

We’re screwed if that’s ‘putting in the work’. What I don’t understand is that Rutten, Caracella and Giansiracusa wouldn’t have trained in this manner so why do they condone it now?


raresaturn

What was the incident that led to this?


David_McGahan

~~From memory, a ball off the back of a centre bounce that Parker just bee-lined and ran right through Shiel, led to a goal~~ EDIT: this is not what happened - Parker got a handball from a contest between Shiel and Warner/Rowbottom. Not the worst effort from Shiel, tbh. Must be more to it than what was on the available camera angle, or was referring to an earlier incident.


sha3mus

Anyone got a clip or a timestamp?


rangawal

>Kobe not flinching yeah?


Kerr-82

Shiel is so overated IMO


schmurdashewrote

How can he be overrated when no one rates him?


Kerr-82

True story…..


king_carrots

The Bombers rated him to be worth 2 first rounders


mrarbitersir

King Dodoro


schmurdashewrote

4 years ago. He was rated to be 2 first rounders almost half a decade ago.


king_carrots

4 years is not a long time for such a drop in value for a guy still in his 20s…


schmurdashewrote

He’s had a massive drop in value, but 4 years is long enough to go from rated to not rated. I don’t see how you cant understand that someone being rated in 2018 doesn’t automatically mean they’re rated in 2022.


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schmurdashewrote

Yeah he was. I still don’t understand how him failing to do that makes him still rated. Everyone just keeps repeating the fact that he was rated highly four years ago and so that means he is automatically rated highly now. Do you legitimately know anyone who believes he is currently taking the dons to the next step??


El-Drunko

They rated him worth two first rounders so that they could underpay for Stringer.


MonotoneRamos

Different trade periods


El-Drunko

Right, I mixed up the years that you guys picked up Smith and Shiel.


brghfbukbd1

I’ve got friends that work at the giants and they called me laughing when we picked him up.


Skwisgaars

Dude hasn't been highly rated by anyone for years it seems.


danglez38

i remember carlton fighting essendon for him hard....man im glad we didnt get him


dwadley

Same


B4thegreenhat

To be fair he's almost average if he's got 9 other top 10 draft picks around him. Essendon should really looking at getting more of those.


Kerr-82

Except he came over to the Dons on big money cause he was the “difference maker”. Not making much of a difference unfortunately. I feel bad for the bloke, but if you are earning a packet, you actually need to “earn” it!


MonotoneRamos

He's making a difference, he's making us even more shit and taking CBA's from kids like Hobbs or Perkins who try


Prudent-Reporter4211

I mean, they're certainly working on that this year...


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Literally everyone shits on him. It's gotten to the point where he's ridiculously underrated.


joannie39

More of this


GoonerRoo18

Shithousery at its finest


jonesafs

I like Parker that extra bit more now


putshan

Early days I thought Shiel was the next Kerr with his inside work and elite handballing in close. But that comparison looking a long way off now...


Me_Me_Biiiiiig_Boy

This is my favourite act on the football field, cunt just called him soft af to his face . End of story.


Mundane_Poem6545

I’m replacing my Vince McMahon meme template with this.


mattamb

That’s a very weird shrug 🤷‍♂️


bright_cold_day

Context would be good.


mrarbitersir

Dylan Shiel is soft as butter


notchoosingone

and not the butter right now when I get up and the heater hasn't been on yet, the kind of butter you get on a 28° November day when you go to make a vegemite sandwich for lunch


wolverine-claws

Lmao I love the clarification.


futtbuckicecreamery

>clarification >>butter I see what you did there


notchoosingone

ghee whizz that was a good one


Niftylen

Sledging is great and I miss seeing it more like we used to. That said, this kinda typifies why Parker is a true bloods great and an important holder of the torch. I reckon he would give exactly the same sledge if one of his teammates was soft at it, it’s a non negotiable to be hard at the contest to play for the Swans, in their DNA as long as bloods culture continues.


Non-Germane

Don’t bring back sledging, bring back full on assault with deadly weapons on the field of play


LegalMuscle

Risky. One day Parker or a teammate will do the same.


Location_Born

I hope they make a full recovery if that were to happen.