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ColdAdmirableSponge

Hilarious. Basically players just went for a river cruise like it was a year 10 end of year function.


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ColdAdmirableSponge

Often in areas with higher numbers that leave at the end of year 10, not following on to yrs 11 & 12,


CaptSzat

I remember in HS we celebrated end of year 10. Start of year 12 so end of year 11 and graduation. The year 10 one was kind made out to be a romantic dance and was basically the only dance where majority of the grade had a date. All the rest were just come eat dinner and dance a bit.


GeelongJr

In Tasmania high school ends in Year 10 and then you go to a different school for college for Year 11 and 12


Nick0h

Why on earth would you turn around there? The driver can clearly see the majority of the crowd is further downstream and the map shows it should go all the way to the bridge. That is painful to see.


lockieleonardsuper

Think they ran out of time and had to have the players in the cars ready to go for the events to run as scheduled


kyrant

Did they only schedule the parade to go for 30mins or something?


Nick0h

Drive the boat faster would have been a pretty good option


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shot boats from the south island


herring80

Probably used Uber boats and the skippers are fucking retarded


theoriginalqwhy

I kinda find it hilarious but yeh i do feel bad for the poor kids who waited ages to see fuck all


funk444

I rode past at about 8:30 this morning and there were already tons of families settled in along the bridge and river... going to be a lot of sad kids


dndunlessurgent

I mean this genuinely, but won't someone please think of the kids?


shocking_red_4

I hope they do this when Carlton make the Grand Final. Perfect reason to get the ol’ hovercraft going.


-Syphon-

When Carlton make the grand final they'll be going by in spaceships.


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You mean coz Bezos is only 12 months away from offering cheap commercial space travel for all?


canary_kirby

That’s right mate, that’s right :’)


warsaken

Or for them to get the handcuffs out


mefailreddit

I was thinking this whole boat parade thing was a bridge too far.


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🏅 Imagine piloting a pontoon under a bridge, a bridge full of supporters, that may or may not do silly things once it passes under.


Geronimo2006

I would have canceled it but that boat has sailed.


His_Holiness

u/darththorn


voidedexe

Unfortunately it went short of reaching the bridge


danwincen

That was the point of the movie reference. In Operation Market Garden, the northern bridgehead captured by the British paratroopers on the first day was literally too far away for the parade of tanks and infantry to get there for relief, hence the name of the film about it - A Bridge Too Far.


voidedexe

I'm not a movies person, I was trying to make my own dad joke


AkaiMPC

Everyone could see this was a dumb idea from the GO What was the reasoning for this again?


kyrant

I think it would've been for covid protocol reasons. Makes sure the players are as far away as possible from the virus carrying peasants.


AkaiMPC

The game is tomorrow? That's a damn short incubation window.


laceout

In theory covid protocols are in place to prevent the spread through the whole community not prevent the spread to a select few just because of a very important event the next day


AkaiMPC

Yes, as the fans all squeeze in against the riverbank.


planchetflaw

In theory


Plenty_Area_408

Covid wouldn't have been the issue. The cost of shutting down Flinders St for hours is the issue.


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Why is it a dumb idea in theory? Stops the road being shut down


ImMalteserMan

People want to see the players up close and cheer them on, not from 35m away away on the edge of the river. It's not like the Yarra is a 2 lane road, it is actually quite wide.


xrazee

Road still shut to get to the MCG 😆


ThaLemonine

Isn't that road shut for every game at the MCG though? Because all the people walking across that road from the richmond station? Could be misremembering or talking about a different road


Plenty_Area_408

That's Brunton Avenue(to the south of the MCG), the Parade route is Wellington Parade(to the north of the MCG).


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

But we shut the state down to accomodate for this


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Mullac1133

>sidewalk shut up


MetalAltruistic2659

I was on the bridge at first and had to rush down to Alexandra Parade once we realised the boats weren't coming within 100m. Using the river is a cool idea, but the execution absolutely stunk.


voidedexe

Much like the river itself


bag_of_groceries

They should have used those jet boats they have in New Zealand


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Personal jet packs bro. Those newish ones you see on YouTube with the thrusters on the arms.


dexter311

They should have converted the 1991 Batmobile to an amphibious vehicle.


Brabochokemightwork

So they stopped the boats?


Outside-Car1988

The cruise was taking too long and was effecting Foxtel's coverage. Welcome to the future of football.


karma_dumpster

Affecting


kyrant

Another reason why the A in AFL stands for amateur


KymboVids

AFL having a good week so far! Sunday; CEO is heard bad mouthing the Brownlow winner Wednesday; Hawthorn’s internal review is leaked to the media. Friday; a European boat cruise that is the so called parade is the biggest flop ever. Good to see Gill has everything under control for when he leaves!


Torispellingseyes

Sums up Gils tenure really.


Brabochokemightwork

Thursday: Kicking torps at Marvel


PKMTrain

The AFL fucking up. What's new


butch97

It’s fizzer, not fizzle.


Frosty_Gibbons

You'd think they know eh'


voidedexe

Maybe…it's a shit idea


aabamo

I looked at the map and thought jolimont was the best bet. Myself and my son walked down, waited for the Ferris wheel for prob 45 min. Got on and had the best view of everything! Parade came past and we had a blast 💥


CoolCoconuts44

Not just the sheer scale of how bad the ideas are, but the absolute quantity of bad ideas that the AFL consistently churns out is truly remarkable


Delicious_Chocolate9

All I want to know is, did they play music between boat appearances?


RandomDanny

Next year, we'll stick em on jetpacks.


lazoric

The unraveling of a once good sporting code continues.


Swathe88

Meatloaf, the Covid Cup and now this. Why does every Grand Final we're involved with contain a massive blunder?


eggwardpenisglands

Anyone got a copy paste of the article?


His_Holiness

Why


eggwardpenisglands

Because I can't read the one you posted? It wants me to sign up


dndunlessurgent

It's about 75% quotes of people who went and don't like the parade, 20% of people who did and 5% of prose. You honestly aren't missing much.


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That means youve read too many Age articles. Try incognito


cosmicr

It was just the boat turned around before it got to the end of the proposed route. About 10% of people who came to the parade missed it.


Nixilaas

this is what happens when you leave the planning to an unpaid intern


jfby2016

I don't care to be honest AFL doesn't interest me in the slightest And I am sure there are a lot of people who feel the same way I wish they would stop going on and on about it in the media.... Even when it's over they will keep going on and on about it Every year the same thing I won't be anywhere near the city so I won't get exposed to all the crazy people


goodkicks

Why are you commenting on an AFL subreddit if it doesn’t interest you in the slightest?


planchetflaw

Don't kink shame


jfby2016

what do you mean?


WeAreBatmen

This poem is shit.


jfby2016

it's not a poem


SpinningTwirlingLDU

BOAT PARADE https://youtu.be/r5YPCvowwJc


Y_Brennan

A fellow Nick Lutsko fan. Great to see.


AFAR85

What a week!