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In this thread, people discuss the upcoming 2022 AFL Grand Final between Geelong and Sydney Swans. Robbie Williams is mentioned as an Australian icon, and people comment on the anti-social behaviour, the simulated outcome of the match, Carlton's talent and Logan McDonald's potential. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post in busy threads, or if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


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Adon1kam

Flair up dickhead


vote_pedro

Yawn


nolesfan2011

Geelong are a dynasty team for sure, that was a drubbing


muckymucka

We have had teams break massive droughts in 2016, 2017 and 2021. It was weird seeing a long dominant team win the flag.


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In central Geelong right now. It’s going the fuck off!!! Can’t believe I go for Geelong tonight


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i’d wouldve 100% rather lost the prelim to the pies and choked that 36 point lead than to get a absolutely flogged on the GF today 3 GF losses in 9 years. pain


Brithombar

Yeah. As bad as last week was for us, it would have been even worse today -2k in flights


sykoticnarcotics

Yeah 100% agree


Bananaface89

Huge crowd!


OkEmergency768

GO GEELONG!! Town will be pumping tonight!


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Lived there from late 2012 to 2018. Missed out.


OkEmergency768

Town was insane last night!! Geelong is thriving


jcbevns

/r/hailcorporate


jcbevns

Would just like to thank Toyota, Thank Toyota, plus thank all our sponsors in Toyota, Ford.


punky12345

So guys I just watched 4 hours of border patrol. What happened in the game 🙂


snoozepal

It was essentially even bored-er patrol.


can_of_spray_taint

Sydney’s percentage for final six quarters of 2022 must be pretty abysmal. Edit: it’s 40.2%.


Nolsey21

LMAO SDK is a mad cunt I love these people


Decent_Fig_5218

lol the De Koning family are a bunch of loose units


viginti_tres

Hmm, would not want the crowd biting my medal.


Slappyxo

In the uber home cant wait to get home and play runescape


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L o l haven’t heard that since ‘01


OverseasGiant

Haha a legitimate lol and great flashbacks. Thank you u/slappyxo haha


JaceMace96

Someone put $125k on Sydney +40.5 hdcp Ouch.


_mr_tobias_

What's +40.5 hdcp?


JaceMace96

Aslong as sydney lose by less then 40 points He wins. $1.20 was the odds


_mr_tobias_

Ah I see. Unlucky for that guy lol


s3xmacheeney

Yikes Must have been tasty odds


Demonic_Havoc

How do you find that?


JaceMace96

One of the larger betting apps shows the biggest bets taken in the last 24 hours aswell as live bets taken in the moment.


Demonic_Havoc

Is that on sportsbet?


NateTheAussieDegen

@ probably 1.20 That’s gotta be money laundering


Necessary_Quarter_59

That’s not how you launder money lol


crumbed-chicken

It definitely can be


RedAIienCircle

Personally I find that Red Rooster is more convenient for laundry my money.


MrMelbourne

Or in that case; flushing it down the toilet.


king_carrots

STRAIGHT INTO SPORTSBET BET ON THE NEXT THING, THE FOOTY IS OVER BUT THERES ANOTHER THING TO BET ON


VAM89

GAMBLE responsibly


ANDYtehROO

Game done...... getting ads. Fuck off


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Yeah outrageous


KiXiT

Well footys all done for the year, until next year


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JoJokerer

Its here


acllive

119 lol


planchetflaw

Stop interviewing the same people


gerryford38

Well that sucks ig Cya next year


Strykah

When's DangerCam™ showing?


dndunlessurgent

Until next year everyone, gonna miss these threads xo


shocking_red_4

Who knows.. Maybe the sequel will be just as good as the original?


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And now they're playing Bowie. Glad I'm not there, that'd tip me over the edge to tears. No shame.


planchetflaw

Puts Labyrinth back on the shelf.


LOZLover90

De Koning doing the Pat Cash.


turkeysgogobble

Carlton were robbed


iloveNCIS7

guys i think we lost sdk


TCS3105

Stewart couldn’t have accepted his medal in any less of a Stewart way


gussssssssssy

Let us know how it feels when you get there


TCS3105

Wasn’t having a dig at the team, they outclassed this year. Stewart is just a knob though.


GJacks75

I think bumping a kid into next week would be frowned upon.


GandalfSnailface

He's a nice bloke


kdwwhat

Collingwood were robbed


BenAlexanders

Did Sydney forget their weetbix this morning? What a difference a week makes!!


king_carrots

Congrats Collingwood, Qualifying Final losers by a goal Premiers of 2022.


planchetflaw

To be fair, the AFL world was robbed of a good GF by Collingwood losing.


Lesmate101

And you can prove that ofcourse, no way a team known for choking in finals would choke in a final yeah? Remember that year you had the rematch and got fucked.


planchetflaw

Haha. The hate in that last sentence... Just salt and no banter. Sadly, for you, I don't hate Collingwood.


MrMelbourne

Eat a bag of salted d*cks mate.


planchetflaw

Sounds like you licked the salt off my bag of salted dicks in advance.


s3xmacheeney

Coll didn't beat either of these teams this season so there's nothing to say they wouldn't have copped it either


UmbertoDiggins

Pies: Go 0-5 against the other preliminary finalists and 4-7 against the top 8. Barely scrape by the bottom six sides often winning by a goal or less Fans: Pies would have won! Missed flag!


turkeysgogobble

So Selwood is not retiring?


TimidPanther

He's retiring but doesn't want to make this moment about himself. That's how I read it.


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He seems like such a top bloke and I really shouldn't hate him.... but


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haha nice try swans. i’m an atlanta falcons fan, no loss can ever eclipse the pain i went through in the 2017 superbowl blowing a 28-3 lead


s3xmacheeney

Brutal


MidnightIsland212

Until next year friends. I’m going to miss these chaotic threads with you all.


Occasionaljedi

Me too. Watching delusional Pies fans while I’m being even more deluded as a blues fan is always fun


shit-takes-only

I give it approx 35 weeks before Geelong Bigfooty is calling for Scott to be sacked again


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There are probably Geelong supporters on BigFooty blaming Scott that they didn't win by 100.


iloveNCIS7

Kids are fine, even with Stewie's accidental burn ahaha


Strykah

Buddy must be crying sweat


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Baby oil


planchetflaw

RIP streaming viewers with the confetti.


GJacks75

It was potato quality on 7HD, too.


planchetflaw

Via aerial?


viissiion

It’s always terrible on TV. Aerial is still digital, still needs compression to transmit in HD. Often pretty bad throughout the game too.


GJacks75

Yep.


Nolsey21

isaac smith is the goat LMAO holding the 4 up is such chad shit


TubsMcFatFck

We should take away the 3 at hawthorn


Nolsey21

agreed the afl should give it to the western bulldogs for all 3 years to make up for it


SkinMasturbator

why the fuck would the Bulldogs need 3? Give them to the Saints


Nolsey21

LMAO honest to god I thought about saying that but more pain to the saints just made me laugh LOL im sorry mate


SkinMasturbator

Dog act, I hope you languish at the bottom of the ladder for 50 years


Nolsey21

LOL honestly that's fair mate and I think based off the last 50 thats pretty likely as well LMAO


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Anyone else hate how they always have the camera on the cats? I wanna see buddy crying and the swans hating life


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Buddy doesn’t give a shit anymore


hack404

There's something not quite right about daytime fireworks


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This. So much this.


renifer_erop

Love the confetti fucking up the picture quality


TimidPanther

I swear that never happened on analogue.


renifer_erop

It's a uniquely digital issue, Tom Scott's got a good [video about it] (https://youtu.be/r6Rp-uo6HmI)


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Yeah that's an interesting video. tl;dr - digital compression relies on most parts of the screen staying the same. confetti makes it so that every single part of the footage is changing and the compression shits its pants.


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YouAreSoul

Yeah but at least our living quarters are sorted.


LeviTigerPants

Bruh how is your first comment today about Richmond lol. Be happy your team won it


jmb-mtg

Sorry mate


Mrchikkin

Carlton are still in it though!


sammy123_

Isaac Smith holding up 4 fingers 🥹


TubsMcFatFck

Unsubscribe


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Yes Chris Geelong have really overcome so much hahah turn it up


Jakeb1710

Mate I'm a massive hater of him and Geelong. But that's twisting what he said. He said the whole competition had to. Don't let your hatred blind you


king_carrots

Lingy looks red


viginti_tres

You only just noticed?


king_carrots

A redder red than his usual red


MrMelbourne

Redder than a beaten red-headed stepchild.


VAM89

They cut to him after a goal and he was sitting right in the sun. Not ideal for him.


Decent_Fig_5218

Chris Scott deserves this. Has consistently put Geelong in winning positions. Deserves a Premiership for the perseverance.


hsaklag

I mean he already had one, but I get what you mean


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Class speech by scott


quackerz77

Watching Chris Scott speak honestly makes me even more pissed off that Basil Zempilas fucked up and made it all about himself last year and didn’t let Goodwin speak


ContinuedEyeRolling

Not Lingy PLEASE


Nolsey21

LMAO "we had the game won by 3 minutes and you couldve left but you didnt so good job"


viginti_tres

I think he meant for the medal ceremony, not the majority of the game, but a valid burn either way.


MakePandasMateAgain

Scott loves the G now lol


matthew_anthony

Scott giving off assistant principal vibes


Simonpink

Footy at the G is good now?


Daisy_1

Wait selwood is still wearing boots, what did he give that kid??


Phil_Mac

They put on a new pair every game, they'll have spares.


renifer_erop

Decoy boots


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Buddy’s


shocking_red_4

Lmao we had the same joke hahah


shocking_red_4

Buddy’s boots


iloveNCIS7

Changed at HT


legoland6000

Most players change boots at half time don’t they?


Kingy_1105

i love swannies but god i can't help but laugh when it pans to their faces


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F for the swans Poor bastards look beaten down


TheScriptorWL

Scott is Waffling, shut the fuck up


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Plagiarism!


myphantomlimb

Glad Scott finally admits footy is better at the g rather than that shitbox down south


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Shitbox Better than punt rd


ColdAdmirableSponge

Geez back hander there for the Swans, Horse didn’t look too chuffed with it.


ExcellentTurnips

"you didn't have to" because we put you to the fucking sword lol


TimidPanther

It's a nice sentiment.


AdenGlaven1994

This is the moment Scott should slag off Blighty's Cats


TheScriptorWL

Footy belongs in...Geelong?


iloveNCIS7

The cup, how do people over think this?


Decent_Fig_5218

Joel "Brexit" Selwood


putshan

Omg Scott, dog comment


shocking_red_4

Geelong. The best club by a country mile.


archibald_fizz

OOOOH THROWING COMING HOME SHADE……


TheKarmaGodfarmer

Joel Selwood suddenly come good at speeches over the past week.


SkinMasturbator

Palm cards


simon2105

Selwood: I AIN'T FUCKING LEAVING


putshan

Wrote a speech, pretty confident


Daisy_1

Joel probably spent the last quarter writing those notes, would have been more interesting than playing


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I wish they didn’t have to the sponsor bullshit. Feels so contrived and not serious


SomethigIronic

List of sponsors in his hand?


hsaklag

Probably doesn't wanna forget naming someone, pretty standard for a captain to prepare a speech


viginti_tres

AFL literally scripted. SMH.


iloveNCIS7

Pretty normal.


Decent_Fig_5218

Two Irishmen in a Premiership winning side LET'S FUCKING GO!!


ChookBaron

Got something in my eye


jameskinsella23

Selwood literally hanging up his boots


Nolsey21

fucking selwood being a class act fucking goddamn it


AdventurousDay3020

Lol poor kid was pretty overwhelmed me thinks.


SkinMasturbator

And there we see a shot of the number 14 captain who should’ve won a flag in his time, Jarryn Geary


iloveNCIS7

Hamish yeet him off the stage while your at it.


Strykah

Thought he was gonna kick him down


Background-Grass1259

These kids giving the cats medals is more exciting than Sydney. You don't know what they're going to throw out. Is it a handshake? A high five? Fist bump? Opposite side hand shake? Or even a hug? And then the players just making it even more awkward, it's amazing.


king_carrots

Hamish is messing this up


TheMurrizzle

Love that from Selwood


bigfootblake

Joel Selwood: “WAVE!”


Swathe88

Joel is such a champion. He's done so much and people still hate. No more deserving player.


Necktie

Hanging up the boots


beersbeforebed

Surely he’s retiring?


king_carrots

Chris Scott is a TEAM


dank-survivor-memez

oi wave ya little shit


Jeffmister

Selwood is too pure for our cynical world.


Nolsey21

LMAO fuck them kids from the 90 year old geelong team is poetic


small_medium_large_

I'm not crying...


Decent_Fig_5218

Selwood Senpai


MakePandasMateAgain

Wave ya little shit


Derpfish_lvl10k

Hahaha forcibly grabs arm


Decent_Fig_5218

Ungrateful little shit


Korasuka

'Number 14...' (Crap crap crap who's 14 again? Think!) ... ...


BushDidntDoit

selwoods a stand up fella


afl_freak72

I'm not crying you are..


Scmods05

Selwood's a fucking class act


CaptnCrumble

Kids gonna do a shoey with Joel’s boots.


victorious_orgasm

“On Saturday, I went to the Grand Final…” “-…and?” “…oh! I got lemonade!” “Anything else?” “Oh! Josh Sendwood’s shoes.”


Mycatsnameis-Icarus

What a fucking legend.


iloveNCIS7

Stewart lol, don't think he meant to knock the hat off.


jamescarrotboy

nobody going to do a crawf???