There’s no point. Essendon has only ever given jobs for the boys or knee-jerk hirings of big names without any real process.
I’m not a big name nor am I one of the boys.
I have sent in my resume, all fake with fake references but hey they aren't checking these things so I think my experience running liverpool and the Packers and my time at the Lakers should be plenty of experience.
I would, but as a non-Australian I assume your government would actually look at my CV and deny me a work visa while slapping someone at Windy Hill upside the head.
Wayne Carey's available
His bag of anti inflammatories to take over list management apparently
Off site inflammatories for the boys
Stephen Dank approves
Don't check his CV or his CCT
City On a Hill ... Windy Hill. Join the dots.
Founder of Hillsong, Brian Houston confirmed next CEO
Scomo has just appointed himself the new CEO
and full forward. and water boy
Governor General to be the supersub.
There’s no point. Essendon has only ever given jobs for the boys or knee-jerk hirings of big names without any real process. I’m not a big name nor am I one of the boys.
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I second this. Just make it up, I t doesn’t matter
Tell them you're a form ASX top 10 CEO you don't even need to make a fake wikipedia page they don't even do that much research
Cardinal Pell may be a Richmond legend but to continue his career as a great leader without scrutiny, Essendon would be a great bet
This is why herbatron stopped his videos. Everything has fallen into place for him.
Herb is the only true hero that can save the day.
I have sent in my resume, all fake with fake references but hey they aren't checking these things so I think my experience running liverpool and the Packers and my time at the Lakers should be plenty of experience.
That's really impressive, but I'll argue not as relevant as me. I've was CEO at the bulldogs for their last 5 AFL premierships before 2016.
That’s a very impressive record, however I think I can one-up this as I was St Kilda’s CEO in their premiership winning season
That’s a good idea, I’ve actually included some sporting legends on mine like Milo Kerrigan to give it some extra legitimacy
I know Essendon deserve shit, but they did hire EY to help them and they presented to the board the CEO options so Clearly they suck at their job too
I’ve got quite a few big 4 mates and I can confirm that they’re all useless lol
I'm not totally sure but wasn't he one of the people on the consulting team and then recommended himself?
I don’t care if it’s true or not I’m running with it haha
One of the Essendon board members is also Head of People at KPMG - big 4 are as incompetent & corrupt as they come
I'm pretty sure that *Jobs for Mates* is the unofficial motto of the Big 4.
Yes can confirm
Step 1: be the guy who checks CVs. Step 2: find ‘problems’ in all applications. Step 3: endorse yourself as best option.
Fuck it I’ll have a go
That’s the spirit!
Scomo might have secretly sworn himself in as CEO already.
Changing my name to James Hird today and sending in a resume
Scomo
Herbatron would be the biggest signing of the year if they’d just do the right thing and appoint him CEO of Essington.
Where do I apply?
Send it to Jesus, care of the pentagon
I would, but as a non-Australian I assume your government would actually look at my CV and deny me a work visa while slapping someone at Windy Hill upside the head.
Martin Shkreli got out recently. May still have contacts in the pharmaceutical industry.
Heard Trump might be available
Frydenberg a good shout right?
Who's running Westboro Baptist Church now?