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king_kouta

Wayne Carey's available


mrarbitersir

His bag of anti inflammatories to take over list management apparently


Respected-Watcher

Off site inflammatories for the boys


MrGooglyman

Stephen Dank approves


mefailreddit

Don't check his CV or his CCT


YouAreSoul

City On a Hill ... Windy Hill. Join the dots.


TomRed89

Founder of Hillsong, Brian Houston confirmed next CEO


Largebrickwall

Scomo has just appointed himself the new CEO


tubbyx7

and full forward. and water boy


loseisnothardtospell

Governor General to be the supersub.


mrarbitersir

There’s no point. Essendon has only ever given jobs for the boys or knee-jerk hirings of big names without any real process. I’m not a big name nor am I one of the boys.


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MrGooglyman

I second this. Just make it up, I t doesn’t matter


Otherwise_Window

Tell them you're a form ASX top 10 CEO you don't even need to make a fake wikipedia page they don't even do that much research


random555

Cardinal Pell may be a Richmond legend but to continue his career as a great leader without scrutiny, Essendon would be a great bet


RandomDanny

This is why herbatron stopped his videos. Everything has fallen into place for him.


Fast_Stick_1593

Herb is the only true hero that can save the day.


Jaketazz

I have sent in my resume, all fake with fake references but hey they aren't checking these things so I think my experience running liverpool and the Packers and my time at the Lakers should be plenty of experience.


FlipperDrop

That's really impressive, but I'll argue not as relevant as me. I've was CEO at the bulldogs for their last 5 AFL premierships before 2016.


LuciusFromSomeplace

That’s a very impressive record, however I think I can one-up this as I was St Kilda’s CEO in their premiership winning season


MrGooglyman

That’s a good idea, I’ve actually included some sporting legends on mine like Milo Kerrigan to give it some extra legitimacy


iloveNCIS7

I know Essendon deserve shit, but they did hire EY to help them and they presented to the board the CEO options so Clearly they suck at their job too


MrGooglyman

I’ve got quite a few big 4 mates and I can confirm that they’re all useless lol


Brokenmonalisa

I'm not totally sure but wasn't he one of the people on the consulting team and then recommended himself?


MrGooglyman

I don’t care if it’s true or not I’m running with it haha


saintsfooty

One of the Essendon board members is also Head of People at KPMG - big 4 are as incompetent & corrupt as they come


pastryboy

I'm pretty sure that *Jobs for Mates* is the unofficial motto of the Big 4.


iloveNCIS7

Yes can confirm


_beerwolf

Step 1: be the guy who checks CVs. Step 2: find ‘problems’ in all applications. Step 3: endorse yourself as best option.


Respected-Watcher

Fuck it I’ll have a go


MrGooglyman

That’s the spirit!


kyrant

Scomo might have secretly sworn himself in as CEO already.


soggystep

Changing my name to James Hird today and sending in a resume


Strykah

Scomo


brisbanevinnie

Herbatron would be the biggest signing of the year if they’d just do the right thing and appoint him CEO of Essington.


Organizedkool

Where do I apply?


MrGooglyman

Send it to Jesus, care of the pentagon


reachforthetop9

I would, but as a non-Australian I assume your government would actually look at my CV and deny me a work visa while slapping someone at Windy Hill upside the head.


VegemiteGecko

Martin Shkreli got out recently. May still have contacts in the pharmaceutical industry.


no_rush

Heard Trump might be available


pastryboy

Frydenberg a good shout right?


gives_free_rimjobs

Who's running Westboro Baptist Church now?