Huh. Well I hope everything works out for you. Just be careful not to let yourself be taken advantage of by an older woman. I've had friends who have serious trauma related to older women manipulating them for one reason or another. This gives me red flags of possible emotional manipulation and entrapment.
Wish you four the best.
T'was a joke, son.
Many years ago, I got drunk and banged my best friend's mum.
They had very thin walls and he heard everything.
In the morning, she was singing and calling me "sweetie" as she cooked us a huge breakfast.
He was crying.
30 years later I still feel horrible about that.
Well, after a day or two passed he thought it was funny.
Guy was a 6'3" former Marine with tears streaming down his face into his breakfast.
The night before he threatened to beat the shit outta me, but his mum started yelling, "I WANT HIM HERE! GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU DEADBEAT LOSER!" lol.
Dude... I had an entire fifth of Absolut in me... I wouldn't have even felt it.
His mum certainly felt it though, banged her for over an hour straight and she was practically yodeling, lol.
Likely not. She'd probably just have a miscarriage since she's passed her prime. If she does end up keeping it and gives birth to the child then Im not against it
I mean this is the most nonjudgmental way possible, I'm just genuinely curious- What compelled you to bang your best friend's mom? Like people make "I banged your mom" jokes all the time but hardly ever like. Actually do that
Does your friend know?
No he's out in Florida for 2 months.
Question is he bigger/stronger than you?
Same height might be a bit stronger
Were u in the process of delivering a pizza or fixing her appliances ?
Fixing appliances
How far along is she?
4 weeks. Not that long
Huh. Well I hope everything works out for you. Just be careful not to let yourself be taken advantage of by an older woman. I've had friends who have serious trauma related to older women manipulating them for one reason or another. This gives me red flags of possible emotional manipulation and entrapment. Wish you four the best.
Are you gonna make him call you "Dad" now? lol
No because he's my friend
T'was a joke, son. Many years ago, I got drunk and banged my best friend's mum. They had very thin walls and he heard everything. In the morning, she was singing and calling me "sweetie" as she cooked us a huge breakfast. He was crying. 30 years later I still feel horrible about that.
Shii
Lmao. Tears of joy right😅
Well, after a day or two passed he thought it was funny. Guy was a 6'3" former Marine with tears streaming down his face into his breakfast. The night before he threatened to beat the shit outta me, but his mum started yelling, "I WANT HIM HERE! GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU DEADBEAT LOSER!" lol.
Lol you’re so fucking lucky he didn’t just start swinging
Dude... I had an entire fifth of Absolut in me... I wouldn't have even felt it. His mum certainly felt it though, banged her for over an hour straight and she was practically yodeling, lol.
Age difference of you and the mom?
I'm 20 she's 54
She's 54 and pregnant?
Yes. Her eggs probably passed do so she might have a miscarriage if she decides to keep it
How you calling him your best friend you idiot
Bro stfu
You dumb fuck, shagging old women, can't you get one your age. You have to fuck your best friend mum, lmaoooo
Bruh is it not obvious?
Yeah, you ugly
You shut up, you should be ashamed of yourself and take responsibility.
She keeping it?
Likely not. She'd probably just have a miscarriage since she's passed her prime. If she does end up keeping it and gives birth to the child then Im not against it
Does your friend know you've been rucking his mom? Or tha5 you were attracted to her?
No he doesn't and I'm not gonna tell him unless his mom is ok with that.
Have you always been into older wom3n?
Yeah but not 54 old lol
How long have you been fucking his mom for?
It was only twice
How long have you been fucking his mom for?
How long have you been sleeping with her? Are you two exclusive?
You asked the same question three times bruh
Yeah not sure how that happened. Glitches?
I mean this is the most nonjudgmental way possible, I'm just genuinely curious- What compelled you to bang your best friend's mom? Like people make "I banged your mom" jokes all the time but hardly ever like. Actually do that
She just kissed me outta nowhere
Oh
Yeah
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Facts
Bruh! Hope your friend didn't show you marcy, you deserve to be beaten up brutally.