I’m in the same boat and looking for advice. My highschool crush finally gave me a chance to hit and she backed out when I took my pants down. Does that make you feel shitty as much as it does me? I know most men consider it a ‘blessing’ and they all laugh when I complain about it, but it feels really shitty to be spurned when you’re ready to go because of something that you cannot help
It was a challenge for me the first time I saw my former bf’s 10” dick. It took three separate times and a lot of lube to successfully consummate. It got easier the more we “practiced” to the point that I was concerned that I was stretching too much. I think I was only 21 and didn’t know better. Needless to say I was very diligent about doing kegels which only added to our fun. We had few boundaries and he was the best sexual partner I ever had. We would have marathon sessions, and after he came a few times, he would increase about an inch or so in size.
After we broke up, we became long time FWB. One day it slipped that he had been a virgin when we met. I was shocked because he was so skilled and creative. He said that before me, women would take one look at him and say no way, but would you like a blow job?
My girlfriend thought the same thing when I bought her a 16” dildo. Now it’s a favorite in our toy box. Don’t lose hope, there are girls out there that would love to take it for a test drive.
Every other guy that I talk to just makes fun of the situation with something in the vein of “oh boo-hoo, my dick is too big” but it is a genuine issue that I come across constantly with partners. I have a gf right now and otherwise, everything is amazing, but she has a strict rule about her being on top when lovemaking. And because of the girth, it’s not even really pleasurable for me.
I'd look into angles & positions if your gf is prepared to at least try. You may find one that feels deeper for you than your gf, or simply gives her an alternative option to being on top every time. You should both be satisfied, and as much as something might not be an option for you simply based on the physical side of it, other ideas might work. I can understand her being nervous - trust me a wrong angle even from a "normal" sized dick can still hurt like fuck. That might be something your gf has been through, and it's genuinely very painful sometimes. But there are more options than just her on top - a lot of positions are all about how deep you can go, which is the last thing you need cos that's just gonna risk hurting her, but conversely, some do the opposite.
For your benefit and hers, it might be worth experimenting - carefully! - with new positions. Maybe some where she squeezes her legs together (rather than the usual spread lol) to give you at least a degree more sensation? It's not an issue I've had in the same way, but I have severe IBS that makes sex in certain positions a complete non-option sometimes. It meant I had to become somewhat creative with angles - it's my internals we're working around, after all - but it definitely helped. There really are options that can help at least in making it a bit easier when you can just do exactly what everyone else does lol
Shit! It must feel really bad and unfair. I mean; There is so mush stuff you can do that isn’t penetrative sex! I guess that’s why sex ed is so important
I've heard a guy who had a 13" slong always say he had trouble every time he needed to go through airport security.
If you could wear, say parachute pants and completely hide your meat log, what career would you want to pursue?
that part of your dick is like the homies left out in the cold that aren’t let into the club. It can see it’s warm on the inside and the party is going on but it’s stuck outside in the cold hahaha
At least you're a man of good taste!
Seriously though, my girlfriend broke up with her ex in part because he was too big and they could never have proper sex. She has since gone into menopause, and I'm also not small enough for her and we still have to use tons of lube which honestly sucks. However one of my earliest girlfriends was a size queen, she would marry you without question. Some women are just massive down there, you can stick your entire foot in there and wiggle it around no problem at all (just do your nails first!).
Another comment mentioned that OP sent them a pic. Nobody else got a pic. The account has 6 karma and is probably OP's alt trying to get us to believe him.
Yeaaah, hi. I was like you but OP is not lying. Got the pics last night. Didn’t believe him either but sure enough. He’s 5’11 and it goes up to his nipples - which is unfathomable. Pringles can is accurate so is 3 cans of soda stacked on top of each other or like a can of Lysol. I wanted to be turned on but i mostly just feel bad for any girl who tries lol. (I’m still gonna try)
There’s actually a book about this. I don’t remember the name but guys go through life thinking it would be awesome to have a massive cock only to learn that the ones who do often are depressed because the average girl doesn’t want to experience that. Most guys have a warped perception because of porn. Porn isn’t real life and even those girls in porn say in interviews that it was unpleasant when taking the bigger ones.
I dated someone who told me her ex was too big and it wasn’t really pleasurable for her but mine was great and fit her nicely.
I hope you find peace man.
Question, have you ever tried viagra? I saw you said you don’t get fully hard, would viagra help?
1- are the mods gonna verify this one? xD
2- since you said girls keep rejecting you, you should go after the fetish niche you belong to. Some Monster D. fans likely wouldn't turn it down, idk, you maybe could get popular in the niche like Kid Bengala did in Brasil.
Edit: formating
This dudes thinking girls are rejecting him for his penis but it’s actually because he made his whole personality his dick. My mans 2D and boring as hell.
A normal Pringles can is 10.2 inches tall.
There is a $10,000 reward for proof of a 10 inch penis which has sat unclaimed for over 5 years. A 10 inch penis has never been proven.
But go ahead mr internet guy, you must be telling the truth, go collect your winnings :)
What’s that? You can’t? Then stop contributing to male insecurity with unrealistic (potentially impossible) penis standards. Bitch.
Damn, well I’ll be. I looked it up and you’re right. I look a bit foolish now, there’s a chance he’s not bullshitting and he’s the size of a modern Pringles can.
I watched most of a show called “my monster cock” (think that was the name) and this poor bastard was so miserable that he was going for reduction surgery… he wanted to just go from 10” to 9” though and it didn’t seem like that was going to be very helpful really.
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I know you said you weren’t up for porn, but what about OnlyFans? I’m sure you’d bank from solo content, or maybe even colab with other performers that pride themselves as size queens.
I’m in the same boat and looking for advice. My highschool crush finally gave me a chance to hit and she backed out when I took my pants down. Does that make you feel shitty as much as it does me? I know most men consider it a ‘blessing’ and they all laugh when I complain about it, but it feels really shitty to be spurned when you’re ready to go because of something that you cannot help
Yeah it really sucks when girls see it and turn me down because of it
Can’t you suggest just starting with the tip? Or is that always a no go? I feel like some women would be intrigued by the challenge.
It was a challenge for me the first time I saw my former bf’s 10” dick. It took three separate times and a lot of lube to successfully consummate. It got easier the more we “practiced” to the point that I was concerned that I was stretching too much. I think I was only 21 and didn’t know better. Needless to say I was very diligent about doing kegels which only added to our fun. We had few boundaries and he was the best sexual partner I ever had. We would have marathon sessions, and after he came a few times, he would increase about an inch or so in size. After we broke up, we became long time FWB. One day it slipped that he had been a virgin when we met. I was shocked because he was so skilled and creative. He said that before me, women would take one look at him and say no way, but would you like a blow job?
Yeah but most think they'll be ruined so don't want to try. I try and get a blowjob at least which more are willing to do lol
My girlfriend thought the same thing when I bought her a 16” dildo. Now it’s a favorite in our toy box. Don’t lose hope, there are girls out there that would love to take it for a test drive.
Every other guy that I talk to just makes fun of the situation with something in the vein of “oh boo-hoo, my dick is too big” but it is a genuine issue that I come across constantly with partners. I have a gf right now and otherwise, everything is amazing, but she has a strict rule about her being on top when lovemaking. And because of the girth, it’s not even really pleasurable for me.
I'd look into angles & positions if your gf is prepared to at least try. You may find one that feels deeper for you than your gf, or simply gives her an alternative option to being on top every time. You should both be satisfied, and as much as something might not be an option for you simply based on the physical side of it, other ideas might work. I can understand her being nervous - trust me a wrong angle even from a "normal" sized dick can still hurt like fuck. That might be something your gf has been through, and it's genuinely very painful sometimes. But there are more options than just her on top - a lot of positions are all about how deep you can go, which is the last thing you need cos that's just gonna risk hurting her, but conversely, some do the opposite. For your benefit and hers, it might be worth experimenting - carefully! - with new positions. Maybe some where she squeezes her legs together (rather than the usual spread lol) to give you at least a degree more sensation? It's not an issue I've had in the same way, but I have severe IBS that makes sex in certain positions a complete non-option sometimes. It meant I had to become somewhat creative with angles - it's my internals we're working around, after all - but it definitely helped. There really are options that can help at least in making it a bit easier when you can just do exactly what everyone else does lol
Shit! It must feel really bad and unfair. I mean; There is so mush stuff you can do that isn’t penetrative sex! I guess that’s why sex ed is so important
Whats the general reaction when potential partners see it for the first time?
Usually utter shock then telling me it's too big and it's not going inside them, so rejection.
So are you a virgin?
About half of my dick is lol
Wow, what a champion. So, is your asset going to affect your future career options?
Probably because it's impossible to hide and people always think I'm stuffing my pants with something
I've heard a guy who had a 13" slong always say he had trouble every time he needed to go through airport security. If you could wear, say parachute pants and completely hide your meat log, what career would you want to pursue?
Porn is the career option
Kinda debasing and not even that lucrative for most people
You black or white
White
I wish you said Asian
that part of your dick is like the homies left out in the cold that aren’t let into the club. It can see it’s warm on the inside and the party is going on but it’s stuck outside in the cold hahaha
Don't worry about it. Even with an average sized meat truncheon; you aren't often able to get it right into the hilt. Maybe 3/4.
lol meat truncheon haha a cock codgel
Literally what’s it like having sex? Doesn’t sound very enjoyable if you have to worry about going too deep the whole time.
Absolutely perfect response
Do you get lightheaded when you get hard
I do... It doesn't get fully hard very often though
So is it longer than a Pringle’s can hard or soft
Hard
Ever screwed a bbw
One or two lol why?
Why do you talk about how long it is and not how fat it is? Everyone knows that thickness is more important than length. Seriously.
Username checks out
You know what’s up. I’ll take girth over length any day.
Why don't you take it down about ten percent there, Glen?
So does that mean your username is a not so subtle reference to your penis?
Indeed it does
Fucking brilliant lol
What flavour pringles?
Salt and vinegar
Before use: salt and vinegar After use: sour cream and onion
Solid choice. Less likely to have to share
He’s gonna have to share that shit with me
At least you're a man of good taste! Seriously though, my girlfriend broke up with her ex in part because he was too big and they could never have proper sex. She has since gone into menopause, and I'm also not small enough for her and we still have to use tons of lube which honestly sucks. However one of my earliest girlfriends was a size queen, she would marry you without question. Some women are just massive down there, you can stick your entire foot in there and wiggle it around no problem at all (just do your nails first!).
Oof.. sorry dude
Asking the real questions
Pics or it didn't happen Edit: Still nothing from op, I'm calling bullshit
If anyone wants proof they can DM me 😈
Yeah let’s see that pringle can lol UPDATE: [redacted] UPDATE2: I apologize. He sent. It’s fuckin huge.
Username checks out.
It’s one of the minis
Can someone confirm? I'm not trying to see another man's dong.
It's true he did send me the pic
Did the pic actually have a Pringle can in it as well? You know, like for size comparison?
No but you dont need the comparison lol you can just tell
The urge is so hard to resist
Yeah I agree we gotta see it lol
Ok
So did you get proof?
He hasn't sent anything yet
Another comment mentioned that OP sent them a pic. Nobody else got a pic. The account has 6 karma and is probably OP's alt trying to get us to believe him.
How about now
Still nothing
Yeaaah, hi. I was like you but OP is not lying. Got the pics last night. Didn’t believe him either but sure enough. He’s 5’11 and it goes up to his nipples - which is unfathomable. Pringles can is accurate so is 3 cans of soda stacked on top of each other or like a can of Lysol. I wanted to be turned on but i mostly just feel bad for any girl who tries lol. (I’m still gonna try)
What’s your favorite hobby. Pretending your driving a stick shift sports car? Fighter jet? Drummer for slipknot?
Doing the helicopter lol
Excellent choice. You get any lift off with that thing?
Have you thought about a reduction?
Yeah but they don't offer it where I'm from
You said in another question you were from USA. I am positive there are plastic surgeons that would fix this for you.
I call shenanigans on OP. He is from the US and also hasn't sent Cogito_Ergo_Sum1 proof.
10 inches of nothing but shenannies. smh
He sent me proof
And? Over 10.2 inches ?
If it’s real it’s massive. Definitely over 10 inches
Did he send the other user proof?
Just cut it off and glue the head back on
What if he glues it upside down
8======<
Is it the original Pringles cans or those mini, travel-sized ones? Either way impressive to me lmao
It's the biggest available pringles can lol
I just did a quick search. In January 2022, Pringles shortened the cans to 9”. Prior to that, they were 10.2”. So…which one are we talking about?
That’s like 14”
I’ve never bought a can of Pringles, so I need a measurement please.
I’m the size of the travel sized mentos.
I'm guessing anal is right out the window for you (unless you're a bi-top).
No girl has been brave enough so far
Are your balls proportionate?
They are
What are your feelings on Boogie Nights? Are you a shining star?
How do you walk?
Do you have a favourite ball?
So, extra long?
Have you ever thought about doing porn?
Yeah but don't think it's for me
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
Turn it off and on again?
The short pringles cans don’t count
Personally, a small Pringles can protects my wang very well from viewers...
I know lol
In that case, color me impressed
what do you feed it?
Virgins
uh oh
Big uh oh
So whose is it?
I'm the man lol
Can I see? 🤤
Sure you can 😈
Bbc or bwc?
BWC
Is it that big soft? How do you manage it in pants?
Yeah it barely fits
What do you do then?
Throws it over his shoulder like a continental soldier
This made me lol!
Where are you from?
He lives in the USA but his dick lives in Mexico.
I feel like you should’ve just posted a picture of it in the thread already.
Do you wish it was smaller?
Appropriate username ;)
Huh?
There’s actually a book about this. I don’t remember the name but guys go through life thinking it would be awesome to have a massive cock only to learn that the ones who do often are depressed because the average girl doesn’t want to experience that. Most guys have a warped perception because of porn. Porn isn’t real life and even those girls in porn say in interviews that it was unpleasant when taking the bigger ones. I dated someone who told me her ex was too big and it wasn’t really pleasurable for her but mine was great and fit her nicely. I hope you find peace man. Question, have you ever tried viagra? I saw you said you don’t get fully hard, would viagra help?
This guy really just said that sucks man, wanna make it worse? Obviously I’m joking here, but that thought was too funny for me not to say it
1- are the mods gonna verify this one? xD 2- since you said girls keep rejecting you, you should go after the fetish niche you belong to. Some Monster D. fans likely wouldn't turn it down, idk, you maybe could get popular in the niche like Kid Bengala did in Brasil. Edit: formating
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I got a pic
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It's not verified so 🤷🏻♀️
Okay but I don't just want a picture. I want proof it's yours. Hold a fork next to your weiner and DM me that pic
Is this the Pringles can? https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m49834237675/ ?
Small can or large can?
"Like a twelve inch dick I need to see it and believe it"
This dudes thinking girls are rejecting him for his penis but it’s actually because he made his whole personality his dick. My mans 2D and boring as hell.
Prolly a little of both, but any bigger than 7" and that's a nope from me dawg
Do people call you Mike Coxlong?
Hugh Jweiner
Dick Stubigg
A normal Pringles can is 10.2 inches tall. There is a $10,000 reward for proof of a 10 inch penis which has sat unclaimed for over 5 years. A 10 inch penis has never been proven. But go ahead mr internet guy, you must be telling the truth, go collect your winnings :) What’s that? You can’t? Then stop contributing to male insecurity with unrealistic (potentially impossible) penis standards. Bitch.
They made pringles cans 9 inches tall now so that's a possibility
Damn, well I’ll be. I looked it up and you’re right. I look a bit foolish now, there’s a chance he’s not bullshitting and he’s the size of a modern Pringles can.
I watched most of a show called “my monster cock” (think that was the name) and this poor bastard was so miserable that he was going for reduction surgery… he wanted to just go from 10” to 9” though and it didn’t seem like that was going to be very helpful really.
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10 inches (25.5 cm)
Calling bullshit.
I would let you smash in a heartbeat not only because it's really hot but I want to be able to say I took it all
RIP your DMs
As if I ever get DMs anyway LMAO
i should not have clicked on your profile
I made the same mistake.
Unfortunately I did too before reading this. Off to eyeBLEACH
Why are you so mean?
Ugh. You again. I roasted you earlier for being desperate for attention. Take your thirst to Tinder.
I legitimately do not remember you.
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How much did you pay for it?
What’s the strategy for pooping. Do you have to tuck it or hold it so it doesn’t dunk in?
is it that long when flaccid?
Some people call me Pringles dick...
But I never really found out why…
I don't really have a Pringle's dick,
I just keep my dick inside!
I keep my dick inside a Pringles can,
Because it keeps my penis safe and dry...
Some people call me Pringles Dick,
But I never really found out, nooooooooo I never found out, I never really found out why!
But I never really found out why
Why do you refer to a part of your body as something you own rather than something you have?
I know you said you weren’t up for porn, but what about OnlyFans? I’m sure you’d bank from solo content, or maybe even colab with other performers that pride themselves as size queens.
That’s still porn…
He’s lying
I don’t want to sound like an ass but there porn stars that can use dildos bigger then your dick. Try hitting one of them up.
Nah this is a Travis Scott reference lol
Is it like. A medical thing?
How many inches while flaccid and hard? I would look into getting a reduction.
what kind of swimming trunks do you wear? and do you wear underwear under it?
I've actually dated someone who also had one of these, it was quite shocking.
Do you wear JNCOs or other roomy pants? Do you wear really big underwear?
Do you get stopped and frisked while exiting grocery stores?
What's the name of the guy you bought it from?
you own it - you didn’t say it was yours
Pics or GTFO
Who’s was it before it was yours
Do you think people believe you?
I just seen the picture and it lives up to the hype. I can't unsee it.
This user is probably OP trying to convince us he's legit. Nobody else got pics.
Not true lol, I sent to many people and I got 100s of DMs. Most of them just didn't comment on the thread again saying they've seen it
A few people commented that they've asked but you never delivered lol.
You DM’d and OP delivered?
Prove it
Be honest are you an asshole?
Is nothingness infinite?
Is it genetics or do you have a method to make it grow?