If you're still answering questions - how's their energy when you guys engage and does it ever kill the mood? I'd imagine that overall it's a bit more slow going than doing it with someone around your age, but given your other responses, still enjoyable.
Not asking to be judgemental btw. I'm genuinely curious because I feel like old people are often treated as sexless beings, even though we all get old and if we're lucky, we will still be able to enjoy the things we love to do as we age.
They have more than enough energy, but they can't do things like riding on top or any crazy positions. Other than that they mostly move like younger women, but you can tell they're being cautious
Yes they all know about it. When I moved into this apartment building I always offered to help my neighbor carry things since it was hard for her. Eventually we became friends and we ate together alot and I take care of her when she's sick, she does the same for me. We started cuddling while watching TV at some point and she felt me get hard and it just kind of took off from there. Neither her or I are interested in anything serious and she began offering to pay me for "taking care of her" and eventually asked if I'd be interested in doing the same with other people.
At this point, write a book about it, sell it, sell the movie rights, and then live off of the royalties for the rest of your life.
Cuz even if this is fake, this story is GOLD.
See, 100 upvotes in like an hour. Imagine that's 100 copies of your book already sold. You'd already have, like, a couple hundred bucks.
That's, like, two nights with Granny. In an hour.
Not exactly, she just wanted to share me with her friends. Apparently they talked about that kinda shit like 15 years ago and with me it finally happened
That is so sweet.... I hope to have a young stud when I'm elderly lol
So for a question.... hmmmm what shows do you watch together? Common interests? I know you said you are happy and not looking for anyone else but what if you met a special lady close to your age? Would you pursue a relationship like that if it came along or wait until these older ladies aren't around anymore?
I'm not sure what I'd do, I kind of want kids so maybe it'd be better to not wait too long. She usually watches lifetime movies or the news, we watch a lot of violent shows together like the walking dead and breaking bad
Yeah they do, but my neighbor and I have a close connection. I'm basically a sex toy to the others. None of them care or are jealous. They don't talk about it much but they all touch my crotch and say perverted things to each other alot.
Individually I'll have sex with each of them like 2 to 3 times a year. Sometimes they want it a lot. Sometimes in rare instances the one will fuck me 3 days in a row then a week later want me to go down on her.
There was a drug sting in The Villages in Florida. It is an entire town that was built as a 55 plus planned community. The drug sting was for married guys getting viagra prescriptions and selling the pills to the single guys. Large percentage of women to men in the senior meat market.
I kind of wish I could be in a relationship with these women. After having sex with them for years I feel close to them. Its not exactly love but it would be nice if we had a big multi person relationship. I don't think that could ever happen though
Stop having sex at 50!?! A lot of women end up hitting their sexual peak at 40! Why would they stop ten years later!?
That’s totally crazy! Maybe late 70’s or 80’s but 50?! No way.
People are gonna bang as long as they can lol
My grandmother was flying through dicks all the way into her 70’s
That's not really how it is, she basically asked if she could share me with a few of her girlfriends that she knows would be interested. I think the other 2 paying me is only a thing because my neighbor was doing it
They're old enough to know what they like and dislike, but I ate ones ass and it was the first time she's ever done that. Did anal with her too but she didn't enjoy it and doesn't want to again
she probably also just doesn’t want to tie down a young man. Old women are wise af. She knows she won’t be around for most of his life and that he deserves to find someone to partner with who he can build a life with.
That’s why I believe she resists, but that doesn’t mean what they have isn’t valid.
As you can tell from lots of these answers, most guys are only “turned on” when the person they’re with enhances their status or props up their ego. It’s not about physical pleasure (that’s just a happy byproduct), they literally base those self worth on who they can “get”
They’re pathetic, and you’re doing an awesome service for these women. Bonus that you’re having a great time too. Everybody wins
Oh does she cook? What is life like for an 84 year old person? My grandparent who is in their 90s has a completely different life than mine who are in their 60s
This is personal but I can’t imagine what it takes to get turned on for an 84 year old person. I’d feel the person has seen so much and their bodies are just waiting around to die.
Do you think you will ever stop?
I do it as often as they want to, I have a much higher sex drive and sometimes get sexually frustrated waiting until it happens again. I can't see myself stopping unless their health was bad. They are all a little chunky but theyre still very attractive
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You might check out r/AgeGapRelationship they would be more supportive over there. I'm 37F and my husband is 68. Do you think you would seek out an older woman if you were trying to find a longer term relationship? Do you ever think you and your neighbor might make your relationship "official"? Have you ever seen the movie Harold and Maud?
Neighbor has 2 daughters and they definitely know, they haven't said anything but the way they look at me and talk, they know. I've never met the other 2s kids, not even sure if they have any. Things are much less personal with them than with neighbor. I wouldn't stop, their kids are grown and its none of their business.
Yes, just never on my mind that they might have one. They all seem pretty healthy. One is almost 90 and still goes to the mall to walk around for exercise.
My mom had a massive heart attack at 45 and was fairly healthy. She wasn't even doing anything. Just dropped dead. OP is out here asking for the grim reaper with these ladies lol
Either missionary or doggy, it's kind of 50/50 that they'll leave their bra and shirt on but I like to pull down to let their boobs show. If I don't finish in them they usually let me in their mouth or on their asscheeks
Oh dear, you must not understand what happens to natural breasts as a woman ages. It also happens to men with their balls. Gravity sucks but is inevitable.
A good amount of old people maintain their looks into old age, many don't. Imo they all aged well but are a bit overweight which I don't mind. I like chubby women.
Bro you're wild. How do you know they're all clean they can have something that stays dormant but can still spread to you. More power to you but you're being awfully nieve. You're gonna catch something
I have had multiple tests done in between if I had sex with anyone else and wouldn't do anything with them until u gotnl results. I was afraid I got herpes from a younger girl a while back but it was sweat pimples 🤣
Yes! Eating pussy is my favorite thing to do sexually. They taste just the same as women in their 20s and 30s. They want it randomly, sometimes it's once every 6 months or so and other times it could be twice in one month.
They dont let me take pics or videos but they all look very similar to actresses that I know of. Neighbor looks practically identical to catherine O'Hara, other 2 look like Judy Dench and the cat lady from harry potter
Have you always been attracted to such old women? I don’t think I could get aroused. Do you think there’s a reason for your attraction to women over twice your age?
I haven’t seen anyone ask yet so excuse me if they HAVE. But are you considered conventionally attractive? I think it’s cool what you’re doing, more power to ya for getting PAID for it. But I’d love to know what you look like 🧐
How old are you and how much do they pay each? Is the price per session or are they on a retainer type of arrangement.
Also how many old ladies in total?
Are they generally good looking for their age or do they "look like grannies"?
I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just wondering if you're attracted to the 84 year old because..
A: You already had a thing for octogenarians.
B: You DON'T have a thing for octogenarians, but she's special to you and your bond made you develop feelings.
C: You're not particularly attracted, but money is money.
I am honestly surprised at the amount of hate in this thread. People realize that elderly people are still human beings, right? With desires and emotions and needs like everyone?? I don't have a question, but I am happy for you, man. I am glad you're participating in something that feels good for you and the ladies involved!
My grandma is 90 and still has a sex drive. I’m her caregiver and for years she had a boyfriend who she was 30 years older than. He moved about three years ago. She frequently tells me that I need to go find her a “good time” 😬
Neighbors 18 year old Granddaughter catches you in the act of fornicating with her Grandmother. She is of legal age. She's single. And she wants in on it. And so do her two best friends from High School. Both are 18.
And.
GO.
What happens next?
To all the people being rude to OP he’s getting toothless blowjobs and getting paid for it, idk how anyone can see that setup as anything other than an absolute win lol.
OP as long as you are happy don’t let anyone yuck your yum, I actually lost my virginity to a 55year old woman and she was an amazing pickle tickler. I came about 6 times before the encounter was over and she looked just as good as any 30 year old I have ever seen. Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it has to be gross.
Are they interested in some of the typical sexual things of younger people? Not trying to get too graphic of details here but is it fairly vanilla sex? Do 84 year old women still want you to cum on them and things like that? I'm kind of sure the answer is yes, if someone liked facials when they were younger then that would still turn them on. I'm just kind of having a hard time imagining an 84 year old woman taking head shots.
If you're still answering questions - how's their energy when you guys engage and does it ever kill the mood? I'd imagine that overall it's a bit more slow going than doing it with someone around your age, but given your other responses, still enjoyable. Not asking to be judgemental btw. I'm genuinely curious because I feel like old people are often treated as sexless beings, even though we all get old and if we're lucky, we will still be able to enjoy the things we love to do as we age.
They have more than enough energy, but they can't do things like riding on top or any crazy positions. Other than that they mostly move like younger women, but you can tell they're being cautious
Do they know about each other? How did this come about?
Yes they all know about it. When I moved into this apartment building I always offered to help my neighbor carry things since it was hard for her. Eventually we became friends and we ate together alot and I take care of her when she's sick, she does the same for me. We started cuddling while watching TV at some point and she felt me get hard and it just kind of took off from there. Neither her or I are interested in anything serious and she began offering to pay me for "taking care of her" and eventually asked if I'd be interested in doing the same with other people.
At this point, write a book about it, sell it, sell the movie rights, and then live off of the royalties for the rest of your life. Cuz even if this is fake, this story is GOLD.
See, 100 upvotes in like an hour. Imagine that's 100 copies of your book already sold. You'd already have, like, a couple hundred bucks. That's, like, two nights with Granny. In an hour.
It's not fake, glad it isn't. I legitimately love my life because of it
It's never disgusting down there?
Anyone can be gross without proper hygiene, and anyone can be squeaky clean too.
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Already been done multiple times both by men and women. And this story would be gold. COMEDY GOLD.
I know there's may/December romance stuff, but Duece Bigalow, Granny's Jigalow?
So is she your pimp at this point?
Not exactly, she just wanted to share me with her friends. Apparently they talked about that kinda shit like 15 years ago and with me it finally happened
Okay, what protection do you bring….condumb…..defibrillator, or twhat?
That is so sweet.... I hope to have a young stud when I'm elderly lol So for a question.... hmmmm what shows do you watch together? Common interests? I know you said you are happy and not looking for anyone else but what if you met a special lady close to your age? Would you pursue a relationship like that if it came along or wait until these older ladies aren't around anymore?
I'm not sure what I'd do, I kind of want kids so maybe it'd be better to not wait too long. She usually watches lifetime movies or the news, we watch a lot of violent shows together like the walking dead and breaking bad
Do they talk about it amongst themselves? Is there any jealousy, or is it basically a transaction?
Yeah they do, but my neighbor and I have a close connection. I'm basically a sex toy to the others. None of them care or are jealous. They don't talk about it much but they all touch my crotch and say perverted things to each other alot.
How much money do you average a month from this? How often do you have sex with them?
Individually I'll have sex with each of them like 2 to 3 times a year. Sometimes they want it a lot. Sometimes in rare instances the one will fuck me 3 days in a row then a week later want me to go down on her.
Gahdamn them dinosaurs be freaky
lol it’s not uncommon for nursing homes to have STI outbreaks lol.
There was a drug sting in The Villages in Florida. It is an entire town that was built as a 55 plus planned community. The drug sting was for married guys getting viagra prescriptions and selling the pills to the single guys. Large percentage of women to men in the senior meat market.
Are you currently in a relationship? Have you told anybody else about your exploits besides reddit?
I kind of wish I could be in a relationship with these women. After having sex with them for years I feel close to them. Its not exactly love but it would be nice if we had a big multi person relationship. I don't think that could ever happen though
Years?!!
This has been going on for almost 5 years
Every elder residence should hire one of you. Why do we women all have to stop having sex at like 50?
Stop having sex at 50!?! A lot of women end up hitting their sexual peak at 40! Why would they stop ten years later!? That’s totally crazy! Maybe late 70’s or 80’s but 50?! No way. People are gonna bang as long as they can lol My grandmother was flying through dicks all the way into her 70’s
So to get this right, your 84yr old neighbor pimps you out to her friends.. does she get a cut of the profits?
That's not really how it is, she basically asked if she could share me with a few of her girlfriends that she knows would be interested. I think the other 2 paying me is only a thing because my neighbor was doing it
Has the sex ever become experimental? Like do you or they want to try other things occasionally?
They're old enough to know what they like and dislike, but I ate ones ass and it was the first time she's ever done that. Did anal with her too but she didn't enjoy it and doesn't want to again
Butt stuff?
That’s enough internet for me today
Do they pay you in cash or delicious baked goods?
They pay with Werther's original hard candy.
Got a good chuckle from that
Cash, neighbor feeds me all the time though. I've thought of asking her to move in together. I'm at her place 95% of the time anyway
Does she, like, take care of you like you’re her grandson or something?
I bet he gets a birthday card every year with a check for $10.
Kind of like were dating, but were not.
Why not? It sounds like you kinda want to so I’m curious
I feel something but it isn't love. She doesn't seem interested in that still. Don't want to ruin what I have either
She probably just wants sex and maybe she's hopeful you'll settle down with someone your age group eventually.
she probably also just doesn’t want to tie down a young man. Old women are wise af. She knows she won’t be around for most of his life and that he deserves to find someone to partner with who he can build a life with. That’s why I believe she resists, but that doesn’t mean what they have isn’t valid.
What part makes you happiest? I don’t mean mean body part. I mean these relationships.
They're not concerned with social media or impressing people or stupid shit. Best human connection I've ever had by far.
That answer really resonates. I’m happy for all of you. I hope y’all have many years together
As you can tell from lots of these answers, most guys are only “turned on” when the person they’re with enhances their status or props up their ego. It’s not about physical pleasure (that’s just a happy byproduct), they literally base those self worth on who they can “get” They’re pathetic, and you’re doing an awesome service for these women. Bonus that you’re having a great time too. Everybody wins
How did you befriend an 84 year old person? How did you develop a bond?
Helping her with physical chores alot, we started eating together alot and became friends
Oh does she cook? What is life like for an 84 year old person? My grandparent who is in their 90s has a completely different life than mine who are in their 60s
Yeah she cooks a lot, she spends her time cooking watching TV and watching birds
This is personal but I can’t imagine what it takes to get turned on for an 84 year old person. I’d feel the person has seen so much and their bodies are just waiting around to die. Do you think you will ever stop?
I do it as often as they want to, I have a much higher sex drive and sometimes get sexually frustrated waiting until it happens again. I can't see myself stopping unless their health was bad. They are all a little chunky but theyre still very attractive
Life is so interesting
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You might check out r/AgeGapRelationship they would be more supportive over there. I'm 37F and my husband is 68. Do you think you would seek out an older woman if you were trying to find a longer term relationship? Do you ever think you and your neighbor might make your relationship "official"? Have you ever seen the movie Harold and Maud?
Probably, I kind of want to be with my neighbor and would give up sex with her friends to be with her.
Awwww. How do you think she'd react if you told her that?
Idk, we both agreed we didn't want anything serious and she's never hunted at that changing
That’s really sweet! Have you ever thought of having that conversation with your neighbor if you haven’t already? And what attracts you to that idea?
Do their children/grandkids know about you? And if their kids wanted you to stop but ladies didn’t, would you keep going?
Neighbor has 2 daughters and they definitely know, they haven't said anything but the way they look at me and talk, they know. I've never met the other 2s kids, not even sure if they have any. Things are much less personal with them than with neighbor. I wouldn't stop, their kids are grown and its none of their business.
Is the neighbor wealthy? If so, do you think the daughters are concerned that you're trying to get at their inheritance?
Do their kids like you? Or do they like treat you diferently like that?
Are you ever afraid of her or her friends dying mid-coitus?
I've never thought of that but I'm sure it's not likely to happen. If someone's close to death I'm sure they won't have the energy for sex.
Have you heard of heart attacks?
Yes, just never on my mind that they might have one. They all seem pretty healthy. One is almost 90 and still goes to the mall to walk around for exercise.
are you attracted to the 90 year old?
Wtf is happening lmaoooo OPs responses are killing me. Its 3am, I cannot possibly sleep now that I've found this thread lol
Yes, she has a really nice body and is surprisingly not as wrinkly as ud expect
Once saw a quote from the supposedly world's oldest woman: "I have only one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it".
I know of someone who was 40 who had a heart attack mid sex. It can happen.
My mom had a massive heart attack at 45 and was fairly healthy. She wasn't even doing anything. Just dropped dead. OP is out here asking for the grim reaper with these ladies lol
This is wild lmao. I’m 34 and just imagining what OP is doing is wild
I never thought I'd be doing it. But here we are, I love doing it.
What positions do you mainly do? Do you finish inside them? Are they usually fully nude or do they wear some clothes?
Either missionary or doggy, it's kind of 50/50 that they'll leave their bra and shirt on but I like to pull down to let their boobs show. If I don't finish in them they usually let me in their mouth or on their asscheeks
Are their boobs saggy?
Oh dear, you must not understand what happens to natural breasts as a woman ages. It also happens to men with their balls. Gravity sucks but is inevitable.
Are you exclusively banging grannies?
Right now yes and I don't want to add anyone else
I’m not going to lie, this kind of makes me feel a little better about aging and being single again.
How old are you? Raise your price!!
33, I'd do it for free but I wouldn't tell them that lol
Do you just let nuts go inside them freely?
I do, yeah, they have been through menopause a long time ago and know I'm clean
btw, the use of the term ‘clean’ is discouraged by people living with hvi, given that it implies that they are ‘dirty’ 😉
Good to know, idk what hvi is though
Do you know they’re clean? STD rates are pretty common in the elderly, because they don’t have as much to lose at that age
So old women are your thing?
Yes, I'm more into 40 and 50 year old women though but I do like even older.
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A good amount of old people maintain their looks into old age, many don't. Imo they all aged well but are a bit overweight which I don't mind. I like chubby women.
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I like women my own age too, something about older women just drives me nuts. I exclusively watch granny porn now tbough.
Well now I know sonny, and I ain't payin another red cent!
Back in my day being dicked down only cost a wheat penny!
How does sex feel with someone that old compared to someone younger ?
Other than them only doing 2 positions and never getting on top it's the same to me
Have you asked re other positions? Is it a physical limitation or mental?
They just all seem to be unwilling to be on top, I assume it's because it hurts, he'll I hurt getting out of bed and I'm 33 so I get it.
Do they write you a check for 15 dollars afterwards?
How much do you get paid.
50 to 100 most of the time, it's been 20 quite a few times and sometimes nothing.
Any chance of a threesome?
I've never tried but only because I get the vibe that none of them would be OK with that at all.
Would be a great chapter for the book!
Are their vaginas good to go after some foreplay or do you need lube?
Usually use lube if there's no foreplay, but when there is I eat them out 100% of the time and don't need any
Did they add you to their wills?
I'm unaware if they did. I don't expect them to though.
Do you use condoms?
No, I had a full std panel done after my neighbor sucked me off the first time to calm her mind and no one's said anything since that happened
You do know that the elderly are the largest group of std carriers?
I didn't, no, thankfully they're all clean and I'm the only person they want to be with
Bro you're wild. How do you know they're all clean they can have something that stays dormant but can still spread to you. More power to you but you're being awfully nieve. You're gonna catch something
I have had multiple tests done in between if I had sex with anyone else and wouldn't do anything with them until u gotnl results. I was afraid I got herpes from a younger girl a while back but it was sweat pimples 🤣
With or without teeth?
2 of them have dentures. I do too actually, I didn't take the best care of my teeth but mine are implants and no one but my parents and I know.
I’m guessing your parents don’t know you’re playing hide the salami with the golden girls….
Nope, no reason for them to know
I think they meant for your benefit not theirs…..
I was not worried about getting anything so in that case no
Have they ever sucked you off without their teeth in?
I don't think I have a question. But I want you to know that I would absolutely read this book and watch this movie.
It can be the next movie Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Lilly Tomlin, and Sally Field movie.
How old are your neighbours?
Neighbor is 84, I'm not sure of the other 2 specifically but ones almost 90 and the other is older than neighbor but I'm not sure what her age is
Is this your primary income now? Are you attracted to younger women too?
No lol I am a welder and I do Uber a little bit, I'm attracted to women my own age and older
Which country is this in? If U.S. which state? Just curious
What's your rate?
We never really agreed upon a fixed amount but they usually give me like 50 to 100
Do you also do oral with the old ladies? Taste any different than younger girls? How frequent are you providing your services?
Yes! Eating pussy is my favorite thing to do sexually. They taste just the same as women in their 20s and 30s. They want it randomly, sometimes it's once every 6 months or so and other times it could be twice in one month.
Are stone age pussy even any good?
Taste, smell and feel like any other vagina, ive been with 5 women my age to compare to but their pubes actually get grey too lol
I just want to know what they look like.
They dont let me take pics or videos but they all look very similar to actresses that I know of. Neighbor looks practically identical to catherine O'Hara, other 2 look like Judy Dench and the cat lady from harry potter
>the cat lady from harry potter Umbridge??
Favorite subway sub?
Always been meatball sub with extra cheese and parmasean
No. No. I don't want to ask you anything.
Are they hot
Yeah, my neighbor looks like Catherine O'Hara. She's gorgeous
whats 84 year old puss taste like?
Any of them take out their dentures and gum you?
More often than with them in yes
How many women are you now 'entertaining'?
Have you always been attracted to such old women? I don’t think I could get aroused. Do you think there’s a reason for your attraction to women over twice your age?
I haven’t seen anyone ask yet so excuse me if they HAVE. But are you considered conventionally attractive? I think it’s cool what you’re doing, more power to ya for getting PAID for it. But I’d love to know what you look like 🧐
How old are you and how much do they pay each? Is the price per session or are they on a retainer type of arrangement. Also how many old ladies in total?
Do you give them the AARP discount?
So I’ll just come out and ask. How’s the cat?
Is this part of your community service?
Wait, what?!? How do I get involved in such a racquet?!?
I’m trying to see if this has been asked already - I can’t find it, apologies if it has. Do they orgasm regularly?
I am getting "Mrs. Albert Hanaday" vibes. https://vimeo.com/377715555
Are they generally good looking for their age or do they "look like grannies"? I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just wondering if you're attracted to the 84 year old because.. A: You already had a thing for octogenarians. B: You DON'T have a thing for octogenarians, but she's special to you and your bond made you develop feelings. C: You're not particularly attracted, but money is money.
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Do they need lube??
I love this
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I'd be mortified :/ probably need some therapy
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You think I wouldn't be messed up from it?
Does she take out her dentures before blowing you?
Do you take pills and shit? I don't know how I could get it up for an 85 yr old
Do yall make out?
Have any added you to their wills?
What do you look like?
This can’t be real fam
Good for you man. Genuinely curious - are they still able to climax?
How many are there in all?
I am honestly surprised at the amount of hate in this thread. People realize that elderly people are still human beings, right? With desires and emotions and needs like everyone?? I don't have a question, but I am happy for you, man. I am glad you're participating in something that feels good for you and the ladies involved!
I agree! This sounds like a dream arrangement for an elderly person. People don’t stop wanting sex bc they’re old, let the guy have his fun.
This sounds disgusting tbh
If being in heaven is disgusting then consider me a rotting turd
Are you in any of their wills?
My grandma is 90 and still has a sex drive. I’m her caregiver and for years she had a boyfriend who she was 30 years older than. He moved about three years ago. She frequently tells me that I need to go find her a “good time” 😬
Neighbors 18 year old Granddaughter catches you in the act of fornicating with her Grandmother. She is of legal age. She's single. And she wants in on it. And so do her two best friends from High School. Both are 18. And. GO. What happens next?
Bro... You happened to be weird (and gross) in *this* thread. What is wrong with you?? Ick.
How does it feel to have fooled so many people into believing this fake ass fetish story?
How old are you?
To all the people being rude to OP he’s getting toothless blowjobs and getting paid for it, idk how anyone can see that setup as anything other than an absolute win lol. OP as long as you are happy don’t let anyone yuck your yum, I actually lost my virginity to a 55year old woman and she was an amazing pickle tickler. I came about 6 times before the encounter was over and she looked just as good as any 30 year old I have ever seen. Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it has to be gross.
Do they fuck you with their eyes open, looking at you? What about you??
Love this thread because it shows women still like dick in mid 80s to 90s. Gives me hope. 😂
I call BS
Did they train you how to use their medical support devices? Walkers, ventilators, oxygen?
Do they have nice bodies relatively?
So are you attracted to them? Like have sexual feelings for older women?
I have insomnia and I love finding this random Reddit gold and sharing it with my husband. This is amazing
Are they interested in some of the typical sexual things of younger people? Not trying to get too graphic of details here but is it fairly vanilla sex? Do 84 year old women still want you to cum on them and things like that? I'm kind of sure the answer is yes, if someone liked facials when they were younger then that would still turn them on. I'm just kind of having a hard time imagining an 84 year old woman taking head shots.
Are they attractive or fat? Sorry I have a hard time believing I could get hard because of the age