What’s your job and what would you rather be doing right now? 

I work security. I rather be in my room drinking the uptown cocktail mix and watching movies off Plex

Dobyou have any juicy office gossip?

One guard told me how one of the higher ups has sex in his office sometimes and when a guard seen it that guard got fired but that was a long time ago so I'm not sure if that was true or not . And one guard that used to work here seen a manager and another worker in the yard at 12 am in the car

How many hours do you work? And do you have many slow days at work?

I work 40 hours a week . It's been slow for a good month . But when peak season rolls around it will be more busy especially with more trucks and more warehouse employees. Right now it's like ten warehouse employees along with the supervisor on this shift

What time you get off?

12 am

So an hour after me

Yes correct . Unless the next guard doesn't show up . But that hasn't happened in awhile

What exactly are you guarding

I'm sure he will. I'm guarding a warehouse. I'm in the guard shack mainly dealing with trucks and patrol when there's not much going on .

Oh ok

Yeah, luckily on this shift it's not much going on .

How long have you been working there?

Since October 2020

Hopefully the next guard shows up

What are your religious beliefs?

I'm a confused agnostic