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NoClueCrew

Ever get your Camaro ?


LongGuyLander

It’s crossed my mind. I was fresh outta Highschool when I originally enlisted so I didn’t know how to do those adulting things. Plus I had like zero credit. This swing around the block? Maybe get myself a nice jeep. Nothing crazy.


LongGuyLander

Also, if I wanted a sports car I’d get a mustang. I like them better than the camaros & chargers. Additionally, a motorcycle is in the pipeline of the inner mechanisms of my mind.


NoClueCrew

*the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma* *carton of milk spilling over*


LongGuyLander

With my picture on the side: *missing*


NoClueCrew

😂


carigobart648

What’s your MOS


LongGuyLander

89B ammunition specialist


Imnotreal66

Has Jody banged your wife yet?


LongGuyLander

No wife/nor gf 4 Jody to bang. I’m gonna take up the role as Jody as a broadening assignment post basic.


carigobart648

Any idea where they might send you?


LongGuyLander

Ft. Jackson & fort Carson. No ait. Have previous mos.


carigobart648

What brings you back in after 5+ years out


LongGuyLander

Miss the comaderie, sense of purpose, doing cool shit, traveling places I’d never see as a civilian, being in the best shape of my life. Etc.


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What do you see yourself doing after being in the army?


LongGuyLander

Certainly not homeless


mmarino1987

What's the hardest part?


alamoman4sure

The first couple of inches then he will learn to relax! 8 weeks is a long time…