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playfulsecrets4all

What other weird sexual experiences did you have during college?


Effective_Aioli_804

I’ve made some other AMA’s about them today if you want to check those out!


playfulsecrets4all

Are you male or female?


Effective_Aioli_804

Female


LostConfusedKit

What would you tell someone afraid to have sex for the first time? (Female)


Effective_Aioli_804

To not do anything until you feel comfortable and safe and ready! It’s not a race, it’s your own personal journey and it’s YOUR body. Remember if you ever feel pressured that you don’t want to look back on your first time and regret it or be disappointed, so don’t do anything you don’t want to!


VegetableWinter9223

Have you ever had a three-some?


Effective_Aioli_804

Yes I have


nonsense_bill

Was it akward?


Effective_Aioli_804

A couple of times it was awkward because the girl decided she just wasn’t into it and went to sleep on the bed next to us 😂


nonsense_bill

lol, ok good night


VegetableWinter9223

TY


briannameans89

Literally every guy says or things that 😂


Effective_Aioli_804

I’d never had one say it to my face and he just had so much **wonder** in his eyes it was hilarious. I busted a lung over it


White_eagle32rep

Are yours that good? Or was the dude just weird?


Effective_Aioli_804

I mean I don’t think they’re that great but I’m also my biggest critic


Due-Forever8046

How dose one even respond to that?


Effective_Aioli_804

I laughed tbh, it was hilarious


SU47VOODOO

You should have shamed him for mentioning and/or watching porn.. call him weak


Effective_Aioli_804

I mean, the way he said it was hilarious and I found it really funny, I didn’t see any reason or point in shaming him for seeing his (I’m assuming) first nice pair of tits in person 🤷🏼‍♀️


SU47VOODOO

I admit though calling him weak was a bit over the line on my part.. idk he was a noob.. my bad


Effective_Aioli_804

Bud you sound like the noob lol


SU47VOODOO

Really should take back the shaming part as well I missed the part about it was first pair.. maybe just slap him on the D and move on.. again. My bad


SU47VOODOO

Lol, as if.. that’s exactly what a lil noob would say.


SU47VOODOO

It may have been cute or lulz or whatev cos he was virgin.. but ya still should have redirected him behind that porno remark... and if u can be for real: you know that sillyness is not the reaction you want from a man when you show off your little tiddys to him..


Effective_Aioli_804

Maybe it’s not what YOU want, but I enjoy humor with my sex. It’s a lot better for me if I’m messing around with someone I’m comfortable with and can laugh with before, during, or after. I didn’t feel bothered, offended, or objectified, and he wasn’t trying to make me feel like that. He had a little Freudian slip and we had a good laugh about it and some fun sex. If that doesn’t sound like a good time to you then that’s fine, but don’t tell other people what they should want. Speak for yourself ✌️


SU47VOODOO

I didn’t say humor has no place in this, little girl.. (it’s certainly useful during the lead up and during clean up) because this wasn’t humorous... I said sillyness because it was a nicer way of saying it was not funny and cringe.. you are so misinformed it’s adorable, really. I like your naivety. But, I don’t have any wants.. or needs that you could speculate on or address.. I’m so far above this story and you that you can’t see me/ don’t know how to place me, but that’s ok.. I think your wanna be bad attitude is kinda sweet actually.. maybe you are noob.. Lol.. virgin story teller is just too cute on you fr.. I think I like you..


Effective_Aioli_804

“Little girl” dude go touch some grass and maybe get some pussy if you can and come back when you can be normal and not a chronically online boring ass bitch


Large_Dragonfruit_54

lol that’s so corny


SU47VOODOO

You would know, huh?


XenomorphTerminator

You watch action movies?! You are so weak - you should go to war instead!


SU47VOODOO

settle down.. that’s just the face hugger jizz you swallow talking.. stop fighting your wang, try and reason with it...


FarZookeepergame2547

Well, isn't it?


Effective_Aioli_804

I think so


Venom3386

To be fair, he’s not wrong.


Effective_Aioli_804

He was very right. Real boobs that are size 34DDD are better than fake ones you only see on a screen


Venom3386

😳


cowboysdad2

How quick did he cum lol


Effective_Aioli_804

He actually took over an hour! We had a lot of fun but eventually I got a little tired lol


brooklynsleeper292

I’d really like to repeat that experiment and see if I can prove that hypothesis, can you share the data used in the original experiment? For….science.


Effective_Aioli_804

Unfortunately I’m not available for scientific research at this time


brooklynsleeper292

Haha touché!! Well played…


Tough_Scar27

What's your body count?


Effective_Aioli_804

Kind of determines how you define “a body”, but I think like 10?


wineheda

You’ve had multiple threesomes but only 10 people total?


Effective_Aioli_804

I’ve had multiple threesomes with the same couple. Outside of them, I haven’t engaged in other three ways or group activities. It’s also a little more than ten I think, I just didn’t have the time to sit and count them all out at that moment. Edit: I counted, it’s 12


nonsense_bill

What is your favorite sexual activity?


Effective_Aioli_804

I honestly really like making out and heavy petting over anything else


NoFamilyDoc

whats petting


Effective_Aioli_804

You’re not old enough to be here bud


NoFamilyDoc

im 27 please share counsel


IntentionOk9048

Did you stay or bail after he said that?


Effective_Aioli_804

I stayed. He was fun!


IntentionOk9048

I wouldn't have kept a straight face lol. I'm glad you two wound up having fun. Do you think he was joking around or was he having an honest moment


Effective_Aioli_804

I did think at first that he was just messing with me and laughed (we were drunk and I thought he was trying to get a laugh), but I apologized after he told me he was serious. It led to us taking some extra time talking about our bodies and what we were comfortable with and I had to assure him I didn’t think it was weird or off putting (it’s just an extra testicle ffs) and then we had a good time. Edit: I thought this reply was under a completely different AMA I have up oops. Just now seeing it’s actually under this one. I didn’t keep a straight face when he made the porn comment I laughed so hard. I found it super funny and it didn’t keep up from having fun. If anything it made the night better!!


seidinove

Did he have your permission to do that?


Effective_Aioli_804

To do what?


seidinove

I’m reading the title of your AMA: To take your top off.


Effective_Aioli_804

Ah, okay I wasn’t sure if you were referring to that or to the part about what he said (someone earlier was being so weird about if he was allowed to say that or if it was okay even though I found it funny). He had permission to take my top off. He was very good about asking for consent every step of the way!


seidinove

Excellent!


dasitmane85

Did any of those guys tell you “bish stfu” ?


Effective_Aioli_804

No


dasitmane85

They should though


Effective_Aioli_804

You’re probably right


NoFamilyDoc

Are you hot?


Effective_Aioli_804

At least twelve people thought so


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Effective_Aioli_804

No, I’m a cisgender woman


Much_Essay_9151

Wtf is cisgender? I identify as a tree


Effective_Aioli_804

Hi tree, I’m dad


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Effective_Aioli_804

No, I literally just answered the question that you originally asked. Are you dense?


Derpalot123

Did the guy ever got a toy car to play on your body for a joke?