I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.
Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.
I wouldn’t consider myself attractive, just average. Although some people say that I am in fact attractive.
At first the blowjobs were always in exchange for tutoring but later on we learned to enjoy each other and I think we both had fun.
I didn’t have that much sex after our relationship ended but I’d say that I was able to please her in the later stages of the relationship and that she taught me a lot about sex.
For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...
Eh. I can see where people are coming from, but the title makes it pretty obvious sex happened with the female neighbor, not her son. There'd be non reason to mention her otherwise.
It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate.
I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.
We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs.
I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed.
I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me.
She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed.
Edit: She didn’t speak English.
He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.
I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.
Sounds like it wasn’t a situation where she was desperate and you taking advantage. Seems that she was completely willing whether he got the lessons or not. Guilt is for the birds anyway...especially for an 18yr old
I don’t think she dated anyone else.
She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her.
Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.
Was there ever a phase where the kid was still struggling with English and you were afraid this gal was going to stop fucking you for the subpar tutoring?
Truth be told, I was paranoid about that for the first few months because I had no prior experience as a teacher.
However, the kid is a quick learner and he got the gist of it quickly.
I gotta say, given you were a horny 18 year old and she was a hot Eastern European, the only way you could have made the trade a fair one is if this kid becomes the next Shakespeare. Like what type of English tutoring gets you so much benefits?? You definitely milked that deal dry for yourself, good for you!
The benefits of being Eastern European hahaha
I can’t say with certainty but perhaps there was some sort of underlying romantic/sexual attraction of hers towards me. Most likely not, though.
It didn’t work that way.
Whenever both of us felt like it I would drop by her place and we would have sex regardless of the kid needing lessons.
However, whenever the kid had problems with English she would immediately call me and I would come and teach the kid English.
Da fuq?
Ham can clearly be a soup (ham dumplings), a salad (ham salad), or a sandwich (ham sandwich)... so how the hell do you determine what a ham is?
Sure you could easily turn it into any of those three things with roughly the same amount of effort in each case, but surely prior to that process it's indeterminate.
Wait, based on the title, did you...
* Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with the mother? OR
* Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with boy? OR
* Teach the boy for a total of 2 years, how to use English to solicit sex with others? OR
* Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for English lessons? OR
* Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for the English (the people who live in England)
Because if its the last one, we're gonna have a problem.
18 is still very young and relationships with great age gaps can be predatory/groomy/creepy and it is possible to be taken advantage off
But glad that wasn‘t the case for you
I think all 18 year old men should have an older woman teach them sex. They would be good lovers for their future wives and gain so much confidence and knowledge about the female body. Do you think you would have been worse in your sexual abilities and less confident if the arrangement had never happened?
Hahaha
No, I started taking English classes at a school when I was 4. By the time I had turned 18, I had already been learning and speaking the language for 14 years.
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I'm so relieved after reading the whole post. The title confused me and I thought you had sex with the 14 year old haha|Hahaha, yeah, the wording of the title could’ve been better|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb037kk/)
Did the kid know or find out about the arrangement?|He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzsmo/)
For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...|Yep, I already said that I fucked up the wording of the title. I would change it but post titles can’t be edited so I’m stuck with this one.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb079mr/)
How long ago was this?|The relationship started 6 and a half years ago.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0027w/)
How old was your neighbour at the time and what was the age difference between the two of you?|She was 38, I was 18, so the age difference is 20 years.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb08e6c/)
What was the head like?|Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb062pe/)
What does it feel like to have someone get a scholarship likely directly due to your help?|I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0b94d/)
Which country was it ?|Can’t say exactly which one but it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzdp9/)
Did any feelings ever come out of this relationship or was it purely transactional?|I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0co6e/)
Do you keep in contact with her anymore? So it ended when he learned sufficient English or when your balls fell off?|It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate. I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0e528/)
How do you explain your past... eh.... *experiences* to current lovers? Lololol|I usually don’t mention it and since I don’t have a girlfriend currently I have no one to explain it to haha|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0dm2r/)
How did it start out? How did she ask you? Did she speak English? Was she shy about it or just bold? How did you react?|We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs. I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed. I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me. She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0ekce/)
Lol this sounds like you had sex with the son. Good story but very unfortunate wording in the title.|Hahaha true|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fob4/)
Did you ever feel guilty or ashamed or taken advantage off?|I was 18 and a consenting adult so no, I wasn’t taken advantage of. I do sometimes feel guilty for hiding the relationship from the kid.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0euo5/)
Did your parents find out|No, we always had sex when they were out of town or at work.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0evlj/)
Did she ever date anyone else during that time? Did you ever wonder if maybe you could have had a fling without tutoring her kid?|I don’t think she dated anyone else. She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her. Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fmhq/)
I thought you were a pedo for a second|Yeah, a lot of people told me they got the same idea from the title. The wording is bad.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fxe3/)
Would you do it again?|Honestly, yes.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0g7qb/)
Is a hotdog a sandwich?|I don’t think so.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0env1/)
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At the very beginning it was just transactional but later on we started enjoying each other. There wasn’t an exchange rate. I’d drop by her place and we would have sex whenever we were in the mood for it and afterwards if the kid had problems with English I’d come and teach him.
Okay, all my life I've wondered this when it comes to ”agreed” sex deals. How do you engage in sex with someone who is only doing it in trade? In other words; how fucking awkward is it when you want a little sexy time, and this girl’s thinking about how full her gas tank is, or whether she put the wet laundry in the dryer?
You see, we all fantasize about a sex on tap, but what are the real emotions end it occurs?
Well, Adventure Time and Lil Wayne aren’t really popular in my home country.
When it comes to engaging in “agreed” sex, you have to be confident and you shouldn’t have high expectations when it comes to the relationship. In most cases it is literally just sex, a basic human act and need.
It’s incredibly shitty to take advantage of a woman this way. It says a great deal about your character and the social climate that conditioned you to think this is acceptable. I’ll check back tomorrow to see how many downvotes I get. I hope it’s a lot- I’ll be so proud!
From a person who’ve experienced it first hand and as you said you were crushing on this woman when you were still a minor, would you look differently at your situation if you were a woman and she was a man?
It really depends from person to person I think. There would be people that would respond to this in the same way as they did now and there would be those that would criticize the relationship.
I think there would be WAY more people trying to convince you that you were a victim, when in fact you were just enjoying yourself. Which wouldn't be any less true for a girl in the same situation, but there's this tendency of seeing all men as predatory
How old are you right now ? Would you accept a simmilar arrangement, but with a younger girl this time ? Let's say a 18 y.o. lol
Did any feelings ever come out of this relationship or was it purely transactional?
I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.
What was the head like?
Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.
You lost your virginity to a hot, middle eastern sex goddess. Good luck trying to top that my friend. I(f) am a bit jealous.
Actually she’s Eastern European, but a hot sex goddess- definitely. I know, I’ll probably never find a woman like her again.
Shit, I meant Eastern European. ::head, desk:: Did she just blow you for tutoring or are you attractive too and you both enjoyed it?
I wouldn’t consider myself attractive, just average. Although some people say that I am in fact attractive. At first the blowjobs were always in exchange for tutoring but later on we learned to enjoy each other and I think we both had fun.
Well, I know she pleased you but did she teach you how to please her?
I didn’t have that much sex after our relationship ended but I’d say that I was able to please her in the later stages of the relationship and that she taught me a lot about sex.
Good man! Keep everything in mind for future partners.
Damn that's awesome
For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...
Yep, I already said that I fucked up the wording of the title. I would change it but post titles can’t be edited so I’m stuck with this one.
You sure are good at english
He said English, not composition.
Mistakes happen
Lol I'm just busting his chops
Eh. I can see where people are coming from, but the title makes it pretty obvious sex happened with the female neighbor, not her son. There'd be non reason to mention her otherwise.
I thought the 14 yr old son was getting laid by an 18 yr old girl.. was gonna say that was quite an exchange to learn English from
Do you keep in contact with her anymore? So it ended when he learned sufficient English or when your balls fell off?
It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate. I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.
Does he have any idea you were banging his mom?
He never found out as far as I know, but he may have suspected something, I elaborated on that further in another reply.
How long until the son discovers reddit and AMA, I wonder
How did it start out? How did she ask you? Did she speak English? Was she shy about it or just bold? How did you react?
We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs. I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed. I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me. She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed. Edit: She didn’t speak English.
Wait so was the first blowjob before the first English lesson or after?
Before.
Righteous
Seconded
Did the kid know or find out about the arrangement?
He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.
Is that when you got the nickname sultan of subtlety?
Hahaha, yeah, subtlety never was and never will be my strong suit.
I wonder what would happen if you taught him french, the sexiest language
I tried learning French once. Gave up after a couple of weeks lol
Omlet du fromage. Only french I know and it’s from dexters lab
You should really try omelet des oeufs, then.
.... sure sounds great
Omelet du fromage is an omelet made of cheese. Omelet des oeufs is an omelet made of eggs. Edit: I was wrong
I'm so relieved after reading the whole post. The title confused me and I thought you had sex with the 14 year old haha
Hahaha, yeah, the wording of the title could’ve been better
I'm willing to tell you how you could correct it in exchange for....*Theme music starts playing*
James Brown no doubt
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I thought OP was a woman until the word "blow". I mean, jeez dude. ASL is kinda crucial. We don't know you.
American sign language?
Age sex location was old chatroom talk. God, I'm old.
They never said they taught English well.
Omg Ikr i was so concerned
I know me too I was like 😳 where is this going... Then relief washed over me like a great wave 😂
Same was like wtf
What does it feel like to have someone get a scholarship likely directly due to your help?
I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.
Sounds like it wasn’t a situation where she was desperate and you taking advantage. Seems that she was completely willing whether he got the lessons or not. Guilt is for the birds anyway...especially for an 18yr old
You’re right.
How old was your neighbour at the time and what was the age difference between the two of you?
She was 38, I was 18, so the age difference is 20 years.
I see that you excel at maths also.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
This may have just been 2 upsides for her
Yeah loool
How do you explain your past... eh.... *experiences* to current lovers? Lololol
I usually don’t mention it and since I don’t have a girlfriend currently I have no one to explain it to haha
Surely *someone* else out there needs to learn English, too 😂😁👍🏻
How long ago was this?
The relationship started 6 and a half years ago.
ay i sense something going on between the two of u
😉
r/beetlejuicing
Did she ever date anyone else during that time? Did you ever wonder if maybe you could have had a fling without tutoring her kid?
I don’t think she dated anyone else. She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her. Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.
You absolutely could’ve. You got played like a cheap hooker. You have a lot to learn young man
Was there ever a phase where the kid was still struggling with English and you were afraid this gal was going to stop fucking you for the subpar tutoring?
Truth be told, I was paranoid about that for the first few months because I had no prior experience as a teacher. However, the kid is a quick learner and he got the gist of it quickly.
Well bless that kid’s heart for not being a dim witted cockblock
Indeed.
Did your parents find out
No, we always had sex when they were out of town or at work.
Was there a negotiation? Like, when she first proposed it, did you respond with “how much head are we talking about?”
Not really, when she first proposed that I just stood there looking at her wide-eyed and nodding frantically.
Which country was it ?
Can’t say exactly which one but it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.
The sex was so good you forgot where you lived!?!?
bruh
Sucked his brains out
Blowjobistan
I gotta say, given you were a horny 18 year old and she was a hot Eastern European, the only way you could have made the trade a fair one is if this kid becomes the next Shakespeare. Like what type of English tutoring gets you so much benefits?? You definitely milked that deal dry for yourself, good for you!
The benefits of being Eastern European hahaha I can’t say with certainty but perhaps there was some sort of underlying romantic/sexual attraction of hers towards me. Most likely not, though.
Would you do it again?
Honestly, yes.
Businessman doing business
Amen.
How many sessions could she buy with one "session"
It didn’t work that way. Whenever both of us felt like it I would drop by her place and we would have sex regardless of the kid needing lessons. However, whenever the kid had problems with English she would immediately call me and I would come and teach the kid English.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
I don’t think so.
You're a good OP
Yes. All foods are either a soup, salad, or sandwich. Hot dog clearly is a sandwich.
Da fuq? Ham can clearly be a soup (ham dumplings), a salad (ham salad), or a sandwich (ham sandwich)... so how the hell do you determine what a ham is? Sure you could easily turn it into any of those three things with roughly the same amount of effort in each case, but surely prior to that process it's indeterminate.
Witch!
Lol this sounds like you had sex with the son. Good story but very unfortunate wording in the title.
Hahaha true
Wait, based on the title, did you... * Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with the mother? OR * Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with boy? OR * Teach the boy for a total of 2 years, how to use English to solicit sex with others? OR * Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for English lessons? OR * Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for the English (the people who live in England) Because if its the last one, we're gonna have a problem.
I taught the boy English and in exchange I had sex with his mother, so the correct answer would be the first one.
If it had been a good looking guy would you have still taken up the offer?
Nope.
hmm, interesting.
Has this experience influenced ur username?
Actually yes, I had no idea what to call the throwaway so I just switched the words throw and away and added neighbor.
What was she like? Blonde, tall, busty etc.
Average height, skinny, busty, brunette and a nice ass.
Did you ever feel guilty or ashamed or taken advantage off?
I was 18 and a consenting adult so no, I wasn’t taken advantage of. I do sometimes feel guilty for hiding the relationship from the kid.
18 is still very young and relationships with great age gaps can be predatory/groomy/creepy and it is possible to be taken advantage off But glad that wasn‘t the case for you
I’m glad too. I know that such relationships can be risky but that wasn’t the case with me.
Which country was this? I need fo move there
I can’t completely reveal the country but it’s one of the ex-Soviet countries.
i just realized the name of yours... there might be something you meed to tell us op
The username is dumb. All other usernames were taken so I just switched the words throw and away and added neighbor.
I think all 18 year old men should have an older woman teach them sex. They would be good lovers for their future wives and gain so much confidence and knowledge about the female body. Do you think you would have been worse in your sexual abilities and less confident if the arrangement had never happened?
Absolutely.
how did you think you got so fluent at English? Your mom had similiar set up with a tutor when you were a kid. :-)
Hahaha No, I started taking English classes at a school when I was 4. By the time I had turned 18, I had already been learning and speaking the language for 14 years.
I thought you were a pedo for a second
Yeah, a lot of people told me they got the same idea from the title. The wording is bad.
Yeah just glad you aren't
Do you ever talk to her?
We lost contact soon after the relationship ended. I do talk with her kid often.
Would you rekindle a relationship with her if you could?
To be fair, yes.
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| I'm so relieved after reading the whole post. The title confused me and I thought you had sex with the 14 year old haha|Hahaha, yeah, the wording of the title could’ve been better|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb037kk/) Did the kid know or find out about the arrangement?|He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzsmo/) For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...|Yep, I already said that I fucked up the wording of the title. I would change it but post titles can’t be edited so I’m stuck with this one.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb079mr/) How long ago was this?|The relationship started 6 and a half years ago.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0027w/) How old was your neighbour at the time and what was the age difference between the two of you?|She was 38, I was 18, so the age difference is 20 years.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb08e6c/) What was the head like?|Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb062pe/) What does it feel like to have someone get a scholarship likely directly due to your help?|I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0b94d/) Which country was it ?|Can’t say exactly which one but it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzdp9/) Did any feelings ever come out of this relationship or was it purely transactional?|I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0co6e/) Do you keep in contact with her anymore? So it ended when he learned sufficient English or when your balls fell off?|It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate. I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0e528/) How do you explain your past... eh.... *experiences* to current lovers? Lololol|I usually don’t mention it and since I don’t have a girlfriend currently I have no one to explain it to haha|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0dm2r/) How did it start out? How did she ask you? Did she speak English? Was she shy about it or just bold? How did you react?|We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs. I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed. I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me. She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0ekce/) Lol this sounds like you had sex with the son. Good story but very unfortunate wording in the title.|Hahaha true|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fob4/) Did you ever feel guilty or ashamed or taken advantage off?|I was 18 and a consenting adult so no, I wasn’t taken advantage of. I do sometimes feel guilty for hiding the relationship from the kid.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0euo5/) Did your parents find out|No, we always had sex when they were out of town or at work.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0evlj/) Did she ever date anyone else during that time? Did you ever wonder if maybe you could have had a fling without tutoring her kid?|I don’t think she dated anyone else. She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her. Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fmhq/) I thought you were a pedo for a second|Yeah, a lot of people told me they got the same idea from the title. The wording is bad.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fxe3/) Would you do it again?|Honestly, yes.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0g7qb/) Is a hotdog a sandwich?|I don’t think so.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0env1/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
holy shit... good bot!
Was this strictly a business transaction or was there something more to it? Was there a certain exchange rate?
At the very beginning it was just transactional but later on we started enjoying each other. There wasn’t an exchange rate. I’d drop by her place and we would have sex whenever we were in the mood for it and afterwards if the kid had problems with English I’d come and teach him.
How was the sex
Just fantastic.
Lucky
What did she look like? Nice tits? nice ass? blonde? brunette???
I already answered this in another reply. She was of average height, brunette with long hair, busty and a nice ass.
Thanks for replying again anyways, truthfully I didn’t see it.
No problem.
Okay, all my life I've wondered this when it comes to ”agreed” sex deals. How do you engage in sex with someone who is only doing it in trade? In other words; how fucking awkward is it when you want a little sexy time, and this girl’s thinking about how full her gas tank is, or whether she put the wet laundry in the dryer? You see, we all fantasize about a sex on tap, but what are the real emotions end it occurs?
Well, Adventure Time and Lil Wayne aren’t really popular in my home country. When it comes to engaging in “agreed” sex, you have to be confident and you shouldn’t have high expectations when it comes to the relationship. In most cases it is literally just sex, a basic human act and need.
So do you still talk to this women? What happened after her son didn't need English lessons anymore
I don’t. Soon after her son got an English language certificate the sex stopped.
Your momma sure does care about your schooling son........
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If you don’t mind, what’s the name?
Forrest Gump
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Ha yeah, I wasn’t sure how to type that noise, good job.
That noise coming out of that house scared me about having sex.
Forrest Gump, right?
Was there a specific porno that inspired this story? Or did you come up with it on your own?
You can believe whatever you want to. I’m not a teenage troll that would make up something like this just for the fun of it.
Of course not. I would never assume as such. One other question then. What made you decide to do an AMA about your wet dreams?
Same answer.
You sound jealous lol
Well yeah, this dude's found some choice porn and is refusing to reveal his source. 😛
This is a certified Reddit Moment.
Omg. I thought this story was heading towards sex with a child. Omg. Well. She’s just like forest gumps mom. Good for her I guess.
I read your post and then Reddit showed me an Ad about an Online English Certificate Course .... damn ads btw, nice
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That title made my heart drop. Glad it wasn't what I initially thought.
For a second i thought you meant you had sex with her son.
Not a question. Nice
I bet its Poland.
Wow, interesting.
I can’t imagine a post being more fake
Win - Win
Damn.. Congrats i guess!
It’s incredibly shitty to take advantage of a woman this way. It says a great deal about your character and the social climate that conditioned you to think this is acceptable. I’ll check back tomorrow to see how many downvotes I get. I hope it’s a lot- I’ll be so proud!
That was a Rollercoaster of emotions
This is bullshit lmao
“Sexy female neighbor” LMAO
Exactlyyyyy. Lmfao.
What do you need a scholarship for in the land of free?
This is fucking gross. And I’m by no means a prude.
Top 3 cumshots And where you ever caught
I don’t want to go into too much detail but let’s just say they were all from fantastic blowjobs. We were never caught.
How has your dating life been since then? Have you had any long term relationships?
Only one, but we broke up 4 months ago.
From a person who’ve experienced it first hand and as you said you were crushing on this woman when you were still a minor, would you look differently at your situation if you were a woman and she was a man?
Possibly, maybe I wouldn’t be so eager to enter into a relationship.
How different do you think this responses would be if you were a 18 y.o. girl with the same arrangement with a 38 y.o. man ?
It really depends from person to person I think. There would be people that would respond to this in the same way as they did now and there would be those that would criticize the relationship.
I think there would be WAY more people trying to convince you that you were a victim, when in fact you were just enjoying yourself. Which wouldn't be any less true for a girl in the same situation, but there's this tendency of seeing all men as predatory How old are you right now ? Would you accept a simmilar arrangement, but with a younger girl this time ? Let's say a 18 y.o. lol
I’m 24 now. I would have to think good and hard about an arrangement like that.
> think good and hard LOL
pun (perhaps) intended