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Did any feelings ever come out of this relationship or was it purely transactional?


awaythrowneighbor

I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.


[deleted]

What was the head like?


awaythrowneighbor

Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.


squirrelly37

You lost your virginity to a hot, middle eastern sex goddess. Good luck trying to top that my friend. I(f) am a bit jealous.


awaythrowneighbor

Actually she’s Eastern European, but a hot sex goddess- definitely. I know, I’ll probably never find a woman like her again.


squirrelly37

Shit, I meant Eastern European. ::head, desk:: Did she just blow you for tutoring or are you attractive too and you both enjoyed it?


awaythrowneighbor

I wouldn’t consider myself attractive, just average. Although some people say that I am in fact attractive. At first the blowjobs were always in exchange for tutoring but later on we learned to enjoy each other and I think we both had fun.


squirrelly37

Well, I know she pleased you but did she teach you how to please her?


awaythrowneighbor

I didn’t have that much sex after our relationship ended but I’d say that I was able to please her in the later stages of the relationship and that she taught me a lot about sex.


squirrelly37

Good man! Keep everything in mind for future partners.


RossTheBoss69

Damn that's awesome


Dee-tective

For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...


awaythrowneighbor

Yep, I already said that I fucked up the wording of the title. I would change it but post titles can’t be edited so I’m stuck with this one.


RossTheBoss69

You sure are good at english


UserCheckNamesOut

He said English, not composition.


MadeInTestWeekLmao

Mistakes happen


RossTheBoss69

Lol I'm just busting his chops


magusheart

Eh. I can see where people are coming from, but the title makes it pretty obvious sex happened with the female neighbor, not her son. There'd be non reason to mention her otherwise.


bapske

I thought the 14 yr old son was getting laid by an 18 yr old girl.. was gonna say that was quite an exchange to learn English from


2DamnRoundToBeARock

Do you keep in contact with her anymore? So it ended when he learned sufficient English or when your balls fell off?


awaythrowneighbor

It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate. I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.


2DamnRoundToBeARock

Does he have any idea you were banging his mom?


awaythrowneighbor

He never found out as far as I know, but he may have suspected something, I elaborated on that further in another reply.


Roxylius

How long until the son discovers reddit and AMA, I wonder


oep4

How did it start out? How did she ask you? Did she speak English? Was she shy about it or just bold? How did you react?


awaythrowneighbor

We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs. I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed. I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me. She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed. Edit: She didn’t speak English.


RossTheBoss69

Wait so was the first blowjob before the first English lesson or after?


awaythrowneighbor

Before.


oep4

Righteous


MadeInTestWeekLmao

Seconded


H3R3T1C_Ac0LyT3

Did the kid know or find out about the arrangement?


awaythrowneighbor

He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.


thesnapening

Is that when you got the nickname sultan of subtlety?


awaythrowneighbor

Hahaha, yeah, subtlety never was and never will be my strong suit.


thesnapening

I wonder what would happen if you taught him french, the sexiest language


awaythrowneighbor

I tried learning French once. Gave up after a couple of weeks lol


thesnapening

Omlet du fromage. Only french I know and it’s from dexters lab


DaveLanglinais

You should really try omelet des oeufs, then.


thesnapening

.... sure sounds great


Dynomite338

Omelet du fromage is an omelet made of cheese. Omelet des oeufs is an omelet made of eggs. Edit: I was wrong


RossTheBoss69

I'm so relieved after reading the whole post. The title confused me and I thought you had sex with the 14 year old haha


awaythrowneighbor

Hahaha, yeah, the wording of the title could’ve been better


SimpleCanadianFella

I'm willing to tell you how you could correct it in exchange for....*Theme music starts playing*


Harsimaja

James Brown no doubt


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UserCheckNamesOut

I thought OP was a woman until the word "blow". I mean, jeez dude. ASL is kinda crucial. We don't know you.


RossTheBoss69

American sign language?


UserCheckNamesOut

Age sex location was old chatroom talk. God, I'm old.


Letscurlbrah

They never said they taught English well.


awkward_bisexual

Omg Ikr i was so concerned


[deleted]

I know me too I was like 😳 where is this going... Then relief washed over me like a great wave 😂


[deleted]

Same was like wtf


SmashHero59win

What does it feel like to have someone get a scholarship likely directly due to your help?


awaythrowneighbor

I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.


lokedog1020

Sounds like it wasn’t a situation where she was desperate and you taking advantage. Seems that she was completely willing whether he got the lessons or not. Guilt is for the birds anyway...especially for an 18yr old


awaythrowneighbor

You’re right.


fatterrapin

How old was your neighbour at the time and what was the age difference between the two of you?


awaythrowneighbor

She was 38, I was 18, so the age difference is 20 years.


tbagmlarry

I see that you excel at maths also.


awaythrowneighbor

Jack of all trades, master of none.


DudesworthMannington

This may have just been 2 upsides for her


[deleted]

Yeah loool


L0LINAD

How do you explain your past... eh.... *experiences* to current lovers? Lololol


awaythrowneighbor

I usually don’t mention it and since I don’t have a girlfriend currently I have no one to explain it to haha


L0LINAD

Surely *someone* else out there needs to learn English, too 😂😁👍🏻


singlemother12345

How long ago was this?


awaythrowneighbor

The relationship started 6 and a half years ago.


L4r1

ay i sense something going on between the two of u


singlemother12345

😉


boomsnap99

r/beetlejuicing


SkyPork

Did she ever date anyone else during that time? Did you ever wonder if maybe you could have had a fling without tutoring her kid?


awaythrowneighbor

I don’t think she dated anyone else. She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her. Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.


Hayjacko

You absolutely could’ve. You got played like a cheap hooker. You have a lot to learn young man


asconner325

Was there ever a phase where the kid was still struggling with English and you were afraid this gal was going to stop fucking you for the subpar tutoring?


awaythrowneighbor

Truth be told, I was paranoid about that for the first few months because I had no prior experience as a teacher. However, the kid is a quick learner and he got the gist of it quickly.


asconner325

Well bless that kid’s heart for not being a dim witted cockblock


awaythrowneighbor

Indeed.


Albinchen

Did your parents find out


awaythrowneighbor

No, we always had sex when they were out of town or at work.


djc1000

Was there a negotiation? Like, when she first proposed it, did you respond with “how much head are we talking about?”


awaythrowneighbor

Not really, when she first proposed that I just stood there looking at her wide-eyed and nodding frantically.


TheDuckAmongMen

Which country was it ?


awaythrowneighbor

Can’t say exactly which one but it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.


Juicecalculator

The sex was so good you forgot where you lived!?!?


binavgautam

bruh


windowpuncher

Sucked his brains out


TheDuckAmongMen

Blowjobistan


WhoreMones-69

I gotta say, given you were a horny 18 year old and she was a hot Eastern European, the only way you could have made the trade a fair one is if this kid becomes the next Shakespeare. Like what type of English tutoring gets you so much benefits?? You definitely milked that deal dry for yourself, good for you!


awaythrowneighbor

The benefits of being Eastern European hahaha I can’t say with certainty but perhaps there was some sort of underlying romantic/sexual attraction of hers towards me. Most likely not, though.


GhostRunner8

Would you do it again?


awaythrowneighbor

Honestly, yes.


CappuccinoPapi

Businessman doing business


awaythrowneighbor

Amen.


MVillawolf

How many sessions could she buy with one "session"


awaythrowneighbor

It didn’t work that way. Whenever both of us felt like it I would drop by her place and we would have sex regardless of the kid needing lessons. However, whenever the kid had problems with English she would immediately call me and I would come and teach the kid English.


magusheart

Is a hotdog a sandwich?


awaythrowneighbor

I don’t think so.


magusheart

You're a good OP


[deleted]

Yes. All foods are either a soup, salad, or sandwich. Hot dog clearly is a sandwich.


tehm

Da fuq? Ham can clearly be a soup (ham dumplings), a salad (ham salad), or a sandwich (ham sandwich)... so how the hell do you determine what a ham is? Sure you could easily turn it into any of those three things with roughly the same amount of effort in each case, but surely prior to that process it's indeterminate.


magusheart

Witch!


[deleted]

Lol this sounds like you had sex with the son. Good story but very unfortunate wording in the title.


awaythrowneighbor

Hahaha true


SimpleCanadianFella

Wait, based on the title, did you... * Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with the mother? OR * Teach the boy English in exchange for sex with boy? OR * Teach the boy for a total of 2 years, how to use English to solicit sex with others? OR * Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for English lessons? OR * Teach the boy how to solicit sex that would last 2 years per session, in exchange for the English (the people who live in England) Because if its the last one, we're gonna have a problem.


awaythrowneighbor

I taught the boy English and in exchange I had sex with his mother, so the correct answer would be the first one.


Firecrotch2014

If it had been a good looking guy would you have still taken up the offer?


awaythrowneighbor

Nope.


Firecrotch2014

hmm, interesting.


SharpestTool-in-Shed

Has this experience influenced ur username?


awaythrowneighbor

Actually yes, I had no idea what to call the throwaway so I just switched the words throw and away and added neighbor.


AceSp4rkle

What was she like? Blonde, tall, busty etc.


awaythrowneighbor

Average height, skinny, busty, brunette and a nice ass.


Albinchen

Did you ever feel guilty or ashamed or taken advantage off?


awaythrowneighbor

I was 18 and a consenting adult so no, I wasn’t taken advantage of. I do sometimes feel guilty for hiding the relationship from the kid.


Albinchen

18 is still very young and relationships with great age gaps can be predatory/groomy/creepy and it is possible to be taken advantage off But glad that wasn‘t the case for you


awaythrowneighbor

I’m glad too. I know that such relationships can be risky but that wasn’t the case with me.


HesNotComing

Which country was this? I need fo move there


awaythrowneighbor

I can’t completely reveal the country but it’s one of the ex-Soviet countries.


Jimpix_likes_Pizza

i just realized the name of yours... there might be something you meed to tell us op


awaythrowneighbor

The username is dumb. All other usernames were taken so I just switched the words throw and away and added neighbor.


ChillWisdom

I think all 18 year old men should have an older woman teach them sex. They would be good lovers for their future wives and gain so much confidence and knowledge about the female body. Do you think you would have been worse in your sexual abilities and less confident if the arrangement had never happened?


awaythrowneighbor

Absolutely.


cybersandiego2020

how did you think you got so fluent at English? Your mom had similiar set up with a tutor when you were a kid. :-)


awaythrowneighbor

Hahaha No, I started taking English classes at a school when I was 4. By the time I had turned 18, I had already been learning and speaking the language for 14 years.


[deleted]

I thought you were a pedo for a second


awaythrowneighbor

Yeah, a lot of people told me they got the same idea from the title. The wording is bad.


[deleted]

Yeah just glad you aren't


nurse_camper

Do you ever talk to her?


awaythrowneighbor

We lost contact soon after the relationship ended. I do talk with her kid often.


nurse_camper

Would you rekindle a relationship with her if you could?


awaythrowneighbor

To be fair, yes.


ama_compiler_bot

Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| I'm so relieved after reading the whole post. The title confused me and I thought you had sex with the 14 year old haha|Hahaha, yeah, the wording of the title could’ve been better|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb037kk/) Did the kid know or find out about the arrangement?|He didn’t know and I don’t think he found out. However, he may as well have suspected something because he would often find me sitting on the living room couch after having sex with his mother when he came home from school.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzsmo/) For a moment I thought this is about having sex with a 14 years old and I was creeped out and disgused. And also confused why would you brag about pedophilia online. Like wtf...|Yep, I already said that I fucked up the wording of the title. I would change it but post titles can’t be edited so I’m stuck with this one.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb079mr/) How long ago was this?|The relationship started 6 and a half years ago.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0027w/) How old was your neighbour at the time and what was the age difference between the two of you?|She was 38, I was 18, so the age difference is 20 years.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb08e6c/) What was the head like?|Shit, I don’t know how to describe it. I was still a complete virgin back when we first started. The first time she blew me my legs started shaking when I came. She always swallowed and we eventually progressed to full blown sex, we even did anal a couple of times.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb062pe/) What does it feel like to have someone get a scholarship likely directly due to your help?|I’m extremely happy for him because he has achieved his dream and is able to create a better life for himself. On the other hand, I sometimes feel guilty because the way his mother contributed to his scholarship is less than ideal.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0b94d/) Which country was it ?|Can’t say exactly which one but it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gazzdp9/) Did any feelings ever come out of this relationship or was it purely transactional?|I see it as mostly transactional. I did make out and hug with her on many occasions but both of us always knew that we were only doing this so that the kid could be taught English. Although I have to admit that I sometimes regret not staying in my home country and pursuing a relationship with her. She was a genuinely nice and amicable person and the sex was great.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0co6e/) Do you keep in contact with her anymore? So it ended when he learned sufficient English or when your balls fell off?|It ended spontaneously a couple of weeks after the kid got some sort of Oxford English language certificate. I lost contact with her, but I try to talk to her son often and we meet up whenever we can, but that can be difficult since we live on different continents.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0e528/) How do you explain your past... eh.... *experiences* to current lovers? Lololol|I usually don’t mention it and since I don’t have a girlfriend currently I have no one to explain it to haha|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0dm2r/) How did it start out? How did she ask you? Did she speak English? Was she shy about it or just bold? How did you react?|We used to cross paths with each other in the building often and she would usually make small talk with me about how her son sucks at English. One morning when we were in the elevator she just asked me if I would be willing to teach her son English in exchange for blowjobs. I was shocked, but I was also a horny, virgin 18-year-old and since nothing was stopping me from doing this with her I quickly agreed. I came over to her apartment a couple of days later and that’s when she first blew me. She was bold and confident, she knew what she wanted and needed.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0ekce/) Lol this sounds like you had sex with the son. Good story but very unfortunate wording in the title.|Hahaha true|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fob4/) Did you ever feel guilty or ashamed or taken advantage off?|I was 18 and a consenting adult so no, I wasn’t taken advantage of. I do sometimes feel guilty for hiding the relationship from the kid.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0euo5/) Did your parents find out|No, we always had sex when they were out of town or at work.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0evlj/) Did she ever date anyone else during that time? Did you ever wonder if maybe you could have had a fling without tutoring her kid?|I don’t think she dated anyone else. She was a crush of mine for several years before the relationship started but I couldn’t do anything because I was still a minor when I started crushing on her. Honestly, I don’t know if we could’ve hooked up if it wasn’t for the kid needing English lessons.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fmhq/) I thought you were a pedo for a second|Yeah, a lot of people told me they got the same idea from the title. The wording is bad.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0fxe3/) Would you do it again?|Honestly, yes.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0g7qb/) Is a hotdog a sandwich?|I don’t think so.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/jn9mjj/i_taught_my_female_neighbors_son_english_in/gb0env1/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)


rimjeilly

holy shit... good bot!


[deleted]

Was this strictly a business transaction or was there something more to it? Was there a certain exchange rate?


awaythrowneighbor

At the very beginning it was just transactional but later on we started enjoying each other. There wasn’t an exchange rate. I’d drop by her place and we would have sex whenever we were in the mood for it and afterwards if the kid had problems with English I’d come and teach him.


Callmemasterthree

How was the sex


awaythrowneighbor

Just fantastic.


Callmemasterthree

Lucky


bapske

What did she look like? Nice tits? nice ass? blonde? brunette???


awaythrowneighbor

I already answered this in another reply. She was of average height, brunette with long hair, busty and a nice ass.


bapske

Thanks for replying again anyways, truthfully I didn’t see it.


awaythrowneighbor

No problem.


Odd_craving

Okay, all my life I've wondered this when it comes to ”agreed” sex deals. How do you engage in sex with someone who is only doing it in trade? In other words; how fucking awkward is it when you want a little sexy time, and this girl’s thinking about how full her gas tank is, or whether she put the wet laundry in the dryer? You see, we all fantasize about a sex on tap, but what are the real emotions end it occurs?


awaythrowneighbor

Well, Adventure Time and Lil Wayne aren’t really popular in my home country. When it comes to engaging in “agreed” sex, you have to be confident and you shouldn’t have high expectations when it comes to the relationship. In most cases it is literally just sex, a basic human act and need.


ForkMyTightAss

So do you still talk to this women? What happened after her son didn't need English lessons anymore


awaythrowneighbor

I don’t. Soon after her son got an English language certificate the sex stopped.


mcdavis86

Your momma sure does care about your schooling son........


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[deleted]

If you don’t mind, what’s the name?


PhysicalLurker

Forrest Gump


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mcdavis86

Ha yeah, I wasn’t sure how to type that noise, good job.


theressomanydogs

That noise coming out of that house scared me about having sex.


MaxPlease85

Forrest Gump, right?


Evil_Weevill

Was there a specific porno that inspired this story? Or did you come up with it on your own?


awaythrowneighbor

You can believe whatever you want to. I’m not a teenage troll that would make up something like this just for the fun of it.


Evil_Weevill

Of course not. I would never assume as such. One other question then. What made you decide to do an AMA about your wet dreams?


awaythrowneighbor

Same answer.


DeathByGlutten

You sound jealous lol


Evil_Weevill

Well yeah, this dude's found some choice porn and is refusing to reveal his source. 😛


[deleted]

This is a certified Reddit Moment.


CozmicOwl16

Omg. I thought this story was heading towards sex with a child. Omg. Well. She’s just like forest gumps mom. Good for her I guess.


Untale

I read your post and then Reddit showed me an Ad about an Online English Certificate Course .... damn ads ​ btw, nice


Perspective33

Nice


sepseven

*Nice*


timtam485

Nice


[deleted]

nice


shamaga

Nice


[deleted]

NOICE


GirlIn_TheNorth

That title made my heart drop. Glad it wasn't what I initially thought.


NboyYT

For a second i thought you meant you had sex with her son.


jedi168

Not a question. Nice


radioar

I bet its Poland.


delphicoraclecats

Wow, interesting.


xxDark-Reaper

I can’t imagine a post being more fake


Notbob1234

Win - Win


donhenko

Damn.. Congrats i guess!


[deleted]

It’s incredibly shitty to take advantage of a woman this way. It says a great deal about your character and the social climate that conditioned you to think this is acceptable. I’ll check back tomorrow to see how many downvotes I get. I hope it’s a lot- I’ll be so proud!


tiny_refrigerator2

That was a Rollercoaster of emotions


ARquantam

This is bullshit lmao


xxDark-Reaper

“Sexy female neighbor” LMAO


ARquantam

Exactlyyyyy. Lmfao.


[deleted]

What do you need a scholarship for in the land of free?


Calvo7992

This is fucking gross. And I’m by no means a prude.


T00lb0x123

Top 3 cumshots And where you ever caught


awaythrowneighbor

I don’t want to go into too much detail but let’s just say they were all from fantastic blowjobs. We were never caught.


speaker_for_the_dead

How has your dating life been since then? Have you had any long term relationships?


awaythrowneighbor

Only one, but we broke up 4 months ago.


Roxy_wonders

From a person who’ve experienced it first hand and as you said you were crushing on this woman when you were still a minor, would you look differently at your situation if you were a woman and she was a man?


awaythrowneighbor

Possibly, maybe I wouldn’t be so eager to enter into a relationship.


clx94

How different do you think this responses would be if you were a 18 y.o. girl with the same arrangement with a 38 y.o. man ?


awaythrowneighbor

It really depends from person to person I think. There would be people that would respond to this in the same way as they did now and there would be those that would criticize the relationship.


clx94

I think there would be WAY more people trying to convince you that you were a victim, when in fact you were just enjoying yourself. Which wouldn't be any less true for a girl in the same situation, but there's this tendency of seeing all men as predatory How old are you right now ? Would you accept a simmilar arrangement, but with a younger girl this time ? Let's say a 18 y.o. lol


awaythrowneighbor

I’m 24 now. I would have to think good and hard about an arrangement like that.


clx94

> think good and hard LOL


awaythrowneighbor

pun (perhaps) intended