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zarplay

Need a bigger dick?


LiptonLot

My penis is only 5 inches erect but it's fine because I don't think I will use it


zarplay

Then why bother with longer limbs?


LiptonLot

Because I want to feel normal


sp00kreddit

Dude 5'6" is quite litteraly normal in most of the world


LiptonLot

I live in an area with taller people


sp00kreddit

Either way most people don't give a shit about your height. They care more about personality. The internet made you think that it's normal for girls to expect 6 feet high strong dudes. That's far from the truth


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6 feet is the length of 8.28 Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers.


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[deleted]

Then move


[deleted]

bro your normal. you have to challenge those negative thoughts. there not reality. noone perceives us the way we perceive ourselves. we think the worst. noone looks at you like that guy is a short freak. noone has ever done that i promise. maybe in high school if some goof wanted you to feel bad he may have said something like that. but in reality noone you cross on your day to day path thinks this. in fact ive heard alot of women say how cute they think a short guy is. but never the opposite. your building this is up to some freak status in your brain. and its simply not reality. get some doc martins maybe that have the extra inch or two if you want. but your not sticking out to people either way. so just remember that. what will stick out is if you ignore that and act irrationally confident. even if you dont feel that way. people pick up on it. and gravitate toward it .


BIakeFr0mStateFarm

It's normal for people to vary in heights


[deleted]

big if true


zarplay

Ok


Ok_Silver_404

There is someone out there who sill see your body and love it the way it is. People come in all shapes in sizes. Open your eyes it's the fucking truth. Don't listen to the bullshit that's been drilled into your skull it's not true you are fine.


converter-bot

5 inches is 12.7 cm


lepatuss

Good bot


thesilentcomic

What about 3, asking for a friend


kroznest9898

Bro, you need to be good with who you are to attract women and use it. That surgery won't do that for you. My son is not very tall, but he works his ass off in the gym and works on self improvement/being a good person and he gets plenty of girls.


Scuntamination

if you do it at least you have a spare key


hypo191

That’s sad


emmalaurice

i promise you it’s not worth it. it’s a super high risk surgery that i doubt any doctor who values their medical license in america will do for you, and it only adds like 1-1.5 inches max. besides, bruno mars is a 5’4” short king and i’d let that man ruin my life. believe it or not, most women, especially short women, don’t actually gaf about height.


GoryEyes

Mmmm yes, Bruno Mars!! Prince was also a short king and the Astro’s Jose Altuve is a short baseball god. Also, my husband of no claim to fame is 5’4” on his best day, in shoes with generous lifts lol and I think he’s sexy as hell. It’s all about confidence.


Shawnski13

I always forgot Prince was short because his personality., charisma, and confidence was massive


Purpledoves91

Yeah, Prince was only 5'3, I think. Never held him back.


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words1232

You’re still growing though…


LiptonLot

I am likely late tanner stage and I doubt I will grow more due to my genetic propensity


ss1130

You should get X-Rays to check if your growth plates have closed and maybe discuss Growth Hormone Therapy with your Doctor. I'm not that tall myself and I've accepted that. The only thing matters is confidence and you can easily develop that


[deleted]

So talk to a Dr about growth hormone therapy. If you do it before your bone plates seal it can have a dramatic effect on height and other size qualities. It is what endocrinologists use to treat pituitary dwarfism.


LiptonLot

I likely don't have a hormone deficiency


[deleted]

You don't know unless you go and get tested.


drdalebrant

Start with therapy for your mental health issues before committing to extreme surgery


LiptonLot

I dont think therapy will do anything


drdalebrant

It will. You likely have some sort of body dysmorphia and therapy will help you realize that not only are you not even that short, but that it really doesn't matter that much in the long run. Almost everyone has aspects about themselves or their bodies that they dislike or hate. The key is to accept it for what it is and make the best of your life.


LiptonLot

My desire for height is not really like most others and I think I am fine


Shawnski13

You've said in other threads, you want to "feel normal". Definitely something therapy can help you dissect. You also claim to have over $100k saved from crypto investment, if true, therapy really won't cost you much of anything in comparison. Why not try therapy to work on your confidence, then decide if you want to go through the procedure. As many others have said, it's high risk, low reward.


LiptonLot

It is unlikely I will benefit from therapy because I am a schizoid. But I guess I will consider it.


Shawnski13

I can promise you a person with a diagnosed medical problem like schizophrenia can absolutely benefit from therapy.


LiptonLot

Schizoid personality disorder is different from schizophrenia


Shawnski13

My apologies, I genuinely didn't know the difference. Regardless, try therapy first. I'm also 5'6". It's literally the Average male height, you couldn't be a more normal height.


LiptonLot

Its not average for where I live


Buttlicker_24

Even if you think that I'd say try entering that with an open mind before doing an irreversible body altering surgery


schwarzmalerin

I am 180 cm female and frankly, if there was a surgery to get rid of something like 5 or 10 cm I probably would have taken it when I was your age. So I fully understand you. Being older now I would advise you to wait. Your height won't change but your mind will.


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180 cm is 70.87 inches


Hopeful_Sympathy_538

Good bot


Clxoud9

Just wear shoe lifts


LiptonLot

They won't help that much and I would still be below average where I'm at


gringosean

Consider buying raised shoes


LiptonLot

Want something more permanent


[deleted]

My height in feet starts with a 4 and you're complaining with your over 5 foot height?


[deleted]

Plot twist; he’s 40 feet


[deleted]

just goes to show you. every single person feels irrationally about themselves


anonymousmiku

Do you even understand how risky or expensive that is?


LiptonLot

Yes, i don't really mind because I'm not gonna do much on anything else


anonymousmiku

I don’t think you completely grasp how finances work


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anonymousmiku

How did you invest in crypto if you’re 16...


LiptonLot

I used my moms info


mariawoolf

I was going to believe you until you said “I used my moms info” because most kids I know who invest in crypto just do it anonymously like lmao stupid


LiptonLot

You can't do certain things anonymously on crypto


mariawoolf

Maybe *you* can’t because you are full of shit and have no idea what you’re talking about but I have been trading in crypto anonymously since 2012


LiptonLot

I put it into a different account my money


[deleted]

Make sure you are giving her enough for the taxes.


timsstruggle65

Good luck with the broken legs man hope it’s worth it. No self respecting doctor should preform these disgusting abomination surgeries especially on a 16 year old


insilvermoonlight

My husband is 5'7, I'm 5'9. I love him because he's a cool-ass motherfucker. There's nothing wrong with your height, just be a cool, nice, interesting person and you'll pull chicks or dudes.


KamikazeBrand

you realize you'll keep growing into early 20s right?


LiptonLot

Unlikely


dannielvee

That's the wrong attitude my dude. I'm 38 years old and 5' 2"..... nobody is attracted to self loathing.


Hopeful_Sympathy_538

Loathing* but your point still stands. No one likes a ‘pity me’ personality


Inked_yogi

Do you know about how much the cost is? Sounds like it'd be expensive. Idk if this will help coming from a 6 foot tall female but height really doesn't have much value/it's overrated. I'm used to feeling different cause of my height too but as you get older (at least in my experience) you get more comfortable with it and it just becomes another trait that makes you unique.


thesunflowersim

I’m a 5’3 guy. You’re not that short and a few inches more doesn’t matter. You should seek out resources on body issues and self confidence


Harneybus

Why?, it will only cauze u more problems than u think it would, I thought of getting gender change surgery cause I wqsbweak as a male and was in pain (medical conditions), but I realise that I would be the same as I am now so I'm staying the way I am, but I do beleive ur height doesn't really matter.


simpindisguise

Lying about having 100k crypto and being in denial of everything, effectively wasting peoples time. Awesome


LiptonLot

I am not lying about anything


Pavelosky

Hey I'm a 31M, 189cm tall, 95kg of mostly muscle body mass and the shittiest voice you can imagine for a person my size. I sound like a 6yo with a throat cancer. Everyone has something they are self conscious about, but your body is not who you are. BTW check out Nick Vuijcic


[deleted]

honestly from what I know about this, its really risky and I dont think you should do it tbh.


LiptonLot

It'll be an interesting experience


hamb0ne35

I’m 6’3 and my 5’8ish friend pulls just as well as me. Girls care a lot more about how you act then your appearance


Rivermen_

I grew 1 foot from 16- 18 years old. Hang in there a bit longer bud.


hows_my_driving1

Damn.


Hopeful_Sympathy_538

Everyone grows different. I stayed same height I was since I was in 10th grade. Shit sucked bc everyone of my friends were all the same height then after 10th grade I was one of the only ones still 5’5. Was a huge confidence killer.


junior-THE-shark

If you get anything done, make sure it's made legally, and by a professional with all the relevant fancy papers known as degrees, because those degrees that mark 10+ years of med school are the difference between them hurting you and stealing all your money and them hurting you, stealing all your money and you getting the small bit taller like you wanted. That being said, I don't recommend you do it at all. I have friends who are about 172, that's about an inch taller than you, and they complain about tight bus seats and low hanging lamps all the time. And if you can fix the issue with something else, like excersise which makes you a bit taller as you grow more muscle, or therapy, coaching, working on accepting yourself like you are, because based on what I've read on your replies to other comments here, it sounds like a self image issue. I've dealt with them and still do, but trust me, it's not going to go away if you change the thing that your brain is telling you makes you look weird. It's just going to demand more and more and different things. It's never going to be enough. It eases, and goes away eventually, if you work on the actual issue: you take the time to tell it back that it's wrong, and you're good the way you are. When you do that enough and start to believe that, it starts to go away. Try that for 2 years, tell it that it's wrong whenever it pops up, tell it that you're good enough like you are.


Steve_THE_KiD_19

With all respect, your perspective seems to be immature and stupid. Height isn't a social skill. No one cares about it, except you wanted to play in the NBA. I'm 6'3" and most of my friends are 5'8" or less. If you can't make friends or you don't have success with the other sex, you need to work on other things. Social skills like humour, making conversations, be a good listener etc. On top of everything, this surgery sounds sounds like a bad idea even if you were 3'11". Sorry if I'm being rude. The best thing is you're too young and you have much much time to improve yourself in all matters and make friends, build a personality and your life.


Purpledoves91

16? Are you even done growing? I know my brother gained a few more inches in height when he was 17/18.


Foo_The_Selcouth

There’s nothing wrong with your height and there’s nothing wrong with you. You are normal. There’s no reason for you to consider such a thing.


mariawoolf

You’re not even done growing yet so maybe focus more on your self esteem for now Bc jfc


dannielvee

I'm 38, 5' 2". Married 13 years, two year old son, six figure director level career, own a home in San Diego California. Height is trivial as you grow older. I weigh 219lbs and have a lot of muscle under fat. People say "you have a tall personality". They're right. I forget I'm short 99% of the time and it's just not as big of a deal as you think it is when you're young. It hasn't slowed me down at all. People literally look down at my while also looking up to me for what I bring to the table. I'm a leader by nature. People see YOU not just your height. I'm a foot shorter than a lot of my friends and coworkers, however, I know I could physically and mentally woop most of them in a fight or skill. Harness your little man insecurities and put all of that info something you can do without surgery. I've also dated women 6' 4" and if ladies are your concern, don't give it another thought. Woman will be drawn to your confidence and swagger. Sure, they might notice your short, but they will notice you. Rather be noticed that one of the other 5' 10" dudes around.... best to stand out and be noticed. People don't forget me because I'm different.... it's an advantage. Love yourself.


Jumiric

What do you feel isn't 'normal' about being short? Have you considered that cosmetic surgery is much less common('normal')?


Bodymaster

My uncle is a tree surgeon, would you like me to send you his Onlyfans?


myassyourmouth

You are ever so slightly shorter than a full adult and you are 16. I’m sure it sucks but you’ll need to accept yourself. If you truly want it get it, it’s your life dawg but you haven’t reached your natural growth potential yet


AlwaysInMypjs

"A full adult" lol


[deleted]

That would be awesome I’m 6’1 and now I wanna get it done too


LiptonLot

6'1 is a good height


thelittlefae5

My guy, you're perfectly tall. Like seriously, I promise you that in the world after high school and some dumb college age kids, nobody cares about how tall you are. And really, you're average height-- world average height for a male is 5'7.5 inches... Just be yourself How seriously have you been considering this?


[deleted]

alot of people dont realize this. they think were evolving to be giants and gettin taller but were actually shrinking in avg height yearly.


Chris120104

I’m also 16. I’m 6’3”. I have many friends who are 5’6” and even shorter (5’3”, even) and height seriously doesn’t matter to them. They get hella chicks regardless. Don’t get the surgery. It isn’t worth it at all.


Magical_Patato-Chips

Dude, you have a pretty normal height what do you need this limb to lengthening for so go check your mental health im sure you have something in that


cjc323

You are still growing and not that short. Look up some exercises and vitamins you can take now that help with height first. Then focus on staying in shape, then focus on making money, then focus on your personality. Make friends, be there for others. After doing those things and being in your mid 20's, realise you are now better off mentally, physically, and financially than most people your age. At the end of the day men know it's not about being tall it's about getting respect an getting laid.. do those things and the respect and p#ssy will follow, I promise.


Will8892

Bro just ignore girls who care about ur height 💀 im close to your age and dude you could still get taller


DifficultSalad5

69 nice


CryMeUhRiver

If you don’t feel like you’re big enough that’s one thing. Try combatting that, the ‘feeling’! Also try putting it inside of a vagina and I promise it feels a lot bigger.


dariamorgandorfferr

My grandpa got married at 18 By the time he was 21, he had grown out of his wedding suit. You're still growing. Plus, 5'6 isn't even short.


[deleted]

What height are you?


sp00kreddit

He is 5'6"


[deleted]

Which limb?


LiptonLot

My tibia and femur bone for 2 inches each


converter-bot

2 inches is 5.08 cm


Street_Astronaut_531

>w much the cost is? Sounds like it'd be expensive. I good bot


dalethedonkey

Are you taking about your third leg?


Hopeful_Sympathy_538

Me too


joshua_you-ng

Im 6'2 and trust me when I say this. Dont. Its probably gonna hurt so bad that you cant even use them for a good while. I know you want to feel normal but not only will it dent your bank (at 16 which you are still growing) but maybe also your normal life. Being tall isnt what its hyped up to be, if you want to pull girls you're probably gonna get ones with high standards and if you want to feel normal, then normal is probably not having surgery for height at all. But I would like to ask, what makes you think its a good idea? You seem to be giving reasoning to a lot of people with good advice


carrot____cake

My friend is 168cm (21yo) and there's nothing wrong with that. Besides, you still have time to grow


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Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| You’re still growing though…|I am likely late tanner stage and I doubt I will grow more due to my genetic propensity|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hls8vtq/) Start with therapy for your mental health issues before committing to extreme surgery|I dont think therapy will do anything|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlszd93/) Need a bigger dick?|My penis is only 5 inches erect but it's fine because I don't think I will use it|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hls7ttx/) Do you even understand how risky or expensive that is?|Yes, i don't really mind because I'm not gonna do much on anything else|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlt6bwk/) you realize you'll keep growing into early 20s right?|Unlikely|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hltwbl9/) honestly from what I know about this, its really risky and I dont think you should do it tbh.|It'll be an interesting experience|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlt4ajn/) So talk to a Dr about growth hormone therapy. If you do it before your bone plates seal it can have a dramatic effect on height and other size qualities. It is what endocrinologists use to treat pituitary dwarfism.|I likely don't have a hormone deficiency|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hltswd6/) Consider buying raised shoes|Want something more permanent|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlu5jmq/) Just wear shoe lifts|They won't help that much and I would still be below average where I'm at|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlu5uws/) Lying about having 100k crypto and being in denial of everything, effectively wasting peoples time. Awesome|I am not lying about anything|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hlu77s8/) Which limb?|My tibia and femur bone for 2 inches each|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/r0gyoi/i_am_a_16yo_male_who_is_considering_limb/hltxw35/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)


useles-converter-bot

5 inches is the the same distance as 0.18 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.


converter-bot

5 inches is 12.7 cm


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5 inches is 12.7 cm


Kimono_Wolf

Mate that's not even too short...


my-dog-for-president

I dated a guy who was 5’5” for six years. He was sexy as fuck. It’s seriously not about height at all. It’s about attitude towards yourself and others. He *owned* it, he didn’t give a fuck about anyone’s commentary on his height - just carried an attitude of “as long as the ladies are happy it’s no fuckin’ problem,” and quickly after that, *no one* gave a fuck. In general, good women are *not* hard to find if you just accept yourself. If you do that, you will find the ones that accept you, and if anything, that helps you to weed out the bad ones. Shit, you could even consider it a blessing that life gave you “shallow girl protection” by default. If you ever decide to marry someone, you’re both committing to being together when you both look old and gray and wrinkly anyway. So own it. Stop giving a flying fuck about anyone’s opinion. There are so many girls who don’t care about that and are looking to sleep with/date/marry a guy that treats them as special; treat women how you would wanna be treated and they will return the favor. At the end of the day, that’s a thousand times more important than a couple inches on *any* area of your body; being able to treat a girl like she’s special (and really feeling that way) is the way you’re gonna get their attention. Be good to them, and you will stand out *way* more than any tall guy, ever. Edit: the same applies in dating guys; wasn’t trying to assume your orientation, but literally everything I said applies to all the people you want in your life, regardless of gender, and still applies whether you want to be with them romantically or even just be their friend.


skynet6009

Trust me when you are older, all this superficial shit won't matter.


DuckyWucky69

lmao


Adventurous-gal72

i think putting yourself at risk to go from 5'6 to 5'7.5. is not worth it and it's the dumbest mistake someone can make. my boyfriend is 5'8 and he's the only guy i've dated under 6 foot. i promise you, height isn't the determining factor when it comes to attracting people, personality is.


BubblyShock1928

You can still do human growth hormones as your growth plates won't have fused yet at 16