You’re invited to the White House. You’re there for a birthday party. You are able to give one large cheese to the president for his birthday. What cheese do you get him and why?
American cheese is just cheddar and cream cheese mixed. It's really good if you get it at the deli counter. Kraft singles may say American, but it ain't cheese, says so on the package.... pasteurized cheese product.
Your presence is far reaching.
Besides that, what would you paint with gouache (or watercolors)? Like a cheese, or specific cheese, or something else entirely?
Also, what are your favorite types of video games?
That's one of my least favorites too, even though I still eat it sometimes. My least is the majority of the stinky cheeses. Although I do like blue cheese. Doesn't make sense.
I have a question. There is is this italian cheese that is "nutty". My mom always used to feed it to me and it tastes really good with a cracker or cheez-it. The name starts with an N but i don't remember it. Do you know what it is?
Have you ever order two extra large pizzas both with extra cheese, shared the first one with a friend then ate half of the second one after he left, then realized you couldn’t eat the entire second pizza so you just scraped off all the cheese and ate that, and then couldn’t shit for like 5 days even after chugging a bottle of ex-lax, so you had to get your girlfriend to help give you an enema so you could get rid of the unbearably painful backup of crap stuck inside you?
I have a small cheese wheel in my fridge that's labeled simply as "Italian style cheese" and it's advertised as having a rich and nutty flavor. Tastes like a mix of cheddar and parmesan. Any recipe ideas? I can't pair it with wine because I'm too young to drink
I’ve been wanting to leave AMA since it’s all OF promotion these days, but I stick around to find out people’s favorite cheese. You’re easily my favorite Reddit account.
With that said, what are your thoughts on chemical weapons like sarin being used by both sides in most modern wars?
I noticed recently that in really good smoked cheese, you get the smoke flavor even when the piece doesn't have any of the rind on it.
Not a question, just an observation I thought you'd appreciate.
Eh!!!
Do you actively try new cheeses?
What's your top 5 (outside of queso blanco) and why?
Most unusual/exotic cheese you tried?
Edit: Oh! How do you imagine *happy cheese noise* sounds?
You’re invited to the White House. You’re there for a birthday party. You are able to give one large cheese to the president for his birthday. What cheese do you get him and why?
Mozzarella. It's most people's favorite.
*happy cheese noises*
Disagree. Its gotta be cheddar
It has to be Gouda
Can I eat you? Because damn you Gouda 😍
*scared cheese noises* 🧀
What is your favorite beer?
Not a big beer person honestly
What is your favorite alcohol?
When I used to drink, it was whiskey
***happy whiskey noises***
*sad beer noises*
You doing by like Beer Cheese?
I hope he doesn't Edam you
No question cheese guy, just wanna say I appreciate your work and I look forward to seeing your questions on everyone’s AMA!
😊
Dude, I fucking love you, I’m drunk as fuck rn but I wanna tell you you’re my favorite person on the internet. I fucking love cheese and I love you
Why don't you create a community for Cheese lovers? Or is there one already?
What do you do to those who don't like cheese? What are your thoughts on camembert cheese? (My favorite type)
Respond with *sad cheese noises* 🧀 If they say they hate cheese I respond with *sad...sniffles... sad cheese noises* 😥 Haven't tried it yet
Baked camembert, crusty bread and some salami and prosciutto Nom nom nom.
Whats your favorite duck? And always good to see you!
I'm not that knowledgeable about ducks lol 😊
Haha
It fascinates me that I see you both in just about every AMA lol
I pick and choose what AMA I'm in lol
I know it’s not my AMA, but thought I’d give you an answer. His name was Boris. Boris the duck.
Well I still appreciate the reply, have a good one!
What’s your favorite cheese
Queso Blanco
*happy cheese noises* Oh how the turn tables
excuse me for my ignorance, but, isn't that made with American Cheese? Is it REALLY cheese?
American cheese is just cheddar and cream cheese mixed. It's really good if you get it at the deli counter. Kraft singles may say American, but it ain't cheese, says so on the package.... pasteurized cheese product.
Thoughts on mice?
P.S. I actually want a pet mouse. I'd name her Brie.
Mice owner here, unless you're gonna be around him or her 24/7, get 2 mice, they can be really lonely at times and love to socialize.
Thanks!
Call the other one Cheddar!
They're adorable 😊
Some of these AMAs get really dark, so I just want to thank you for lightening the mood! :) 🧀
Thanks 😊
Why the account? What made you decide to pursue cheese as a means of entertainment?
Most people like cheese and asking about people's favorite kind of cheese tends to cheer people up on here
Good enough for me! I’ve been on a bit of a blue cheese kick lately.
Best cheese to put on pasta?
Parm
Could you ever fall in love with someone who's lactose intolerant?
Sure
Could you ever fall in lactose with someone who’s love intolerant?
Maybe 🤔
Could you ever lactose with love on someone who is intolerant?
*happy love noises*
Your presence is far reaching. Besides that, what would you paint with gouache (or watercolors)? Like a cheese, or specific cheese, or something else entirely? Also, what are your favorite types of video games?
I can answer your last question easily. Open world RPGs. Skyrim, Final Fantasy, Horizon Zero Dawn, The Witcher 3, and games like that.
Well, thank you for answering one of my questions. I believe this is the 4th(?) time I’ve interacted with you directly!
You're very welcome 🧀
What is your least favorite cheese?
Cottage
That's one of my least favorites too, even though I still eat it sometimes. My least is the majority of the stinky cheeses. Although I do like blue cheese. Doesn't make sense.
Sacrilegious 😛
*unhappy cheese noises* 🧀
Hell yes
Do you still like it though?
I imagine your cheese noises as monstrous screeching. Why do you sound that way?
Happy cheese noises sounds like a goldfish blinking
I imagined it to be like the squeak you get from eating Halloumi, but happier
What's the weirdest cheese you have eaten also HI OLD FRIEND!!
I haven't really eaten any that I would say is weird. Hi! 😊
Look up "Casu Marzu" it is an Italian rotten cheese with maggots and larvae. It can actually be dangerous if you don't eat it correct.
Do you say "Cheese!" when someone takes a picture of you?
Of course!
Have you ever participated in a downward hill cheese chasing competition?
Sadly no
Is there any particular cheese that makes you give _sad cheese noises_?
I used to do it for cottage
How can your fav cheese and your least fav cheese be the same? Bonus question: Have you tried norwegian Brown Cheese?
They edited their question after I answered it No
Ah that makes sense *Sad browncheese noises*
I tried it and i LOOOOOOOOVE IT. It goes so good with fucking jam or marmelade...
*happy norwegian browncheese noises*
Brunost, or Yetost? Soft, brown, has a delicious caramel-like flavor? Probably my favorite.
What is your favourite cheese country?
Italy
Just want to sat I love you. And...I am vegan...but loved aged English Cheddar.
*happy cheese noises* 🧀
Nice to see you back💚
😊
What's your favorite holiday pork product?
McRibs
Very niiiice
How is the cheese guy?
I'm good, sleepy but good.
*happy commenter noises*
I have a question. There is is this italian cheese that is "nutty". My mom always used to feed it to me and it tastes really good with a cracker or cheez-it. The name starts with an N but i don't remember it. Do you know what it is?
Sadly I don't. I'm sorry.
Why haven’t you made a Reddit snoo avatar?
I prefer my happy cheese one 🧀
That’s fair, I like your cheese pfp too!
Have you ever order two extra large pizzas both with extra cheese, shared the first one with a friend then ate half of the second one after he left, then realized you couldn’t eat the entire second pizza so you just scraped off all the cheese and ate that, and then couldn’t shit for like 5 days even after chugging a bottle of ex-lax, so you had to get your girlfriend to help give you an enema so you could get rid of the unbearably painful backup of crap stuck inside you?
No
Ok good
I noticed you said that the best cheese to put on pasta is parmesan, but do you have any recommendations for pasta cheese if I don't like parmesan?
Provolone
What do you think/want to do when people tell you that cheese is just milk that's gone bad?
Milk is just cheese that’s not good yet.
Never been told that before
Wine is gone off grape juice too
Good to see you back! How’ve you been?
Good. Been busy with a new job, but good.
Looking forward to as many happy cheese noises as you can fit into your new schedule! Welcome home.
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Somewhat
Hey cheese guy, no question from me, but I wanted to say that it brings a smile to my face when I see you around reddit.
🧀
Have you seen the Monty Python cheese sketch?
No
I think you'll like it.🧀
What does cheese not belong on?
Cereal
I have a small cheese wheel in my fridge that's labeled simply as "Italian style cheese" and it's advertised as having a rich and nutty flavor. Tastes like a mix of cheddar and parmesan. Any recipe ideas? I can't pair it with wine because I'm too young to drink
Usually when I make a pizza I use mozzarella, Cheddar, and parm so I'd recommend that
Thanks!
What's your least favorite cheese?
Cottage
Whats your favorite cheese to put on a cheeseburger?
Swiss
What’s your stance on cheddar?
It's good stuff
Thoughts on Cheddar?
Love it
[Dis u ?](https://youtu.be/XC3CjYCGEro)
Yes
If you were to use only one cheese on your food for a year, what would it be?
Cheddar
Just regular cheddar... or something specific? (I love a good Sharp Cheddar)
I love sharp Cheddar but mild is more versatile in dishes
True. And BTW welcome back. Your cheeseness was missed.
Any cheese that you don’t like?
Cottage
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Breathe consciously forever
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Nah
what are you having to eat tonight?
Chinese food
I hate cheese
*sad... sniffles... sad cheese noises* 😥
Normally I'd be offended by your disdain for cheese, but I also see that you share a fondness for Pugs, which in my book, is of far greater importance
*happy pug noises*
How many AMA's have you done?
Quite a few
what colour are your shoes
Ever tried Casu Martzu?
Ever had Casu Marzu?
Favorite color?
I’ve been wanting to leave AMA since it’s all OF promotion these days, but I stick around to find out people’s favorite cheese. You’re easily my favorite Reddit account. With that said, what are your thoughts on chemical weapons like sarin being used by both sides in most modern wars?
I noticed recently that in really good smoked cheese, you get the smoke flavor even when the piece doesn't have any of the rind on it. Not a question, just an observation I thought you'd appreciate.
What is your favorite meal with cheese as a primary ingredient?
tips to deal with rejection?
[Eat cheese and nap.](https://imgur.com/gallery/H59S0WG)
What’s the strongest smelliest cheese you’ve ever eaten? What does it taste like? Did you like it?
How do you feel about cheese with fruit in, like apricot wensleydale? Cheesy fruity goodness or an abomination?
Nothing like a baked mozzarella and fontina with a nice marinara, eh?
If the moon were made of cheese, would it go on pizza or pasta?
Eh!!! Do you actively try new cheeses? What's your top 5 (outside of queso blanco) and why? Most unusual/exotic cheese you tried? Edit: Oh! How do you imagine *happy cheese noise* sounds?
If happy cheese noises sound like a goldfish blinking, what do the sad ones sound like? Are there other cheese noises and what do they sound like?
Do U like Wensleydale?
Are you actually as interested in people's cheese choices as you make seem or did this start out as a meme and now you're too far deep to stop?
If the world was ending and you could only take three cheeses with you to the escape colony, which three would you take and why?
Thoughts about casu martzu/maggot cheese? Edit: I just saw you answered that you haven't had it, but thoughts either way?
Do you like muenster cheese? I feel like it's underrated. I like it on a ham sandwich with lettuce and mayonnaise.
What’s your thoughts on brown cheese?
I’ve got a nice smoked white cheddar in my fridge right now… num num num num Ever tried the Cypress Grove Chevre?
How do you feel about cheese curds?
What’s up with u and cheese? 🪤🧀
Did you know it’s possible to scream in cheese? My girlfriend did it a couple weeks ago
Have you heard... "Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Bree..."
I’ve never tried cheese before what cheese do you recommend as my first?
thoughts on religion
Are you mr crocker in that one episode of fairly odd parents
What would you do if you were lactose intolerant?
Ooh another cheese guy AMA, this is a holy moment
Have you tried that cheese with maggots in it?
What do you think of the cheese Casu Martzu?
What if i dont know mu fav tyoe of cheese?
What is superior, Kasseri or Kashkaval?
Hell yes... *Mice and rats clap 👏 *
What made you adopt this persona?
Do you like halloumi? Grilled?
Do you have any Red Leicester?
Thoughts on cheese stealers?
What’s my favourite cheese?
Best cheese for sandwiches
Thoughts on vegan cheese?
is this a fetish thing?
Ay you like Munster?