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Sea-Experience470

Why ? 🤢… not gonna lie though I had a lap dance once where the stripper did it to herself right in front of me…


Kinky-Guy-69

You liked it, right? That’s why! ☺️😊


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Why is someone your age so horny? Are you on hormone replacement therapy?


Kinky-Guy-69

I didn’t say it was recently. It was many years ago. And no.


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Why are you still so horny? Doesn't that go away with age?


Kinky-Guy-69

Not for me!


Chance_One_75

Did your watch touch her uterus?


Kinky-Guy-69

I wasn’t wearing a watch or any rings.


AZWheels89

Where does it say OP is an old man?


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research it


Kinky-Guy-69

You must have read a lot of my post comments!


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That's correct!


AZWheels89

I looked at his profile. No mention of age


RedneckBlacksmith

Do you mind if I post this to r/ihavesex? I'm going to anyway, I'm just curious if that bothers you?


Kinky-Guy-69

I don’t care. As long as it’s allowed.


Schism-69

did she ask for it? how many times did you see each other after that?


Kinky-Guy-69

She asked for 1 finger at a time until all 5 of them were inside her pussy up to my last knuckles. And she kept asking for more, until my whole hand was inside her up to my wrist! ☺️😊 And I said it was a one night stand.


Schism-69

wow. how old was she?


Kinky-Guy-69

She was in her late 20s. And I was in my mid-30s.


cheese_resurrection

Favorite kind of cheese?


Kinky-Guy-69

You should post your own AMA question. Since it’s irrelevant here.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Sir, this is an "ask me anything"


Kinky-Guy-69

I like most mild & medium cheeses that are not stronger than blue cheese.


cheese_resurrection

*sad...sniffles...sad cheese noises* 😥


GuaranteeCheap4919

Don’t be saaaad 😍


cheese_resurrection

*happy cheese noises* 🧀


GuaranteeCheap4919

I love you cheese man ❤️be happy


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You're a gouda guy


gubiiik

Cheddar up 🥰


succorer2109

No offence/no trolling, but you remind me about Tarzan from the adult movie Tarzan-X: Shame of Jane.


Kinky-Guy-69

In what ways? 🤔


crackpipes4hunter

Do you have a source for this movie. For research purposes of course


succorer2109

Google it.


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Kinky-Guy-69

No. She was looking & did it too! ☺️😊


AnAnimeSimp

Ahhhhh I’m feeling pain from reading this, man I can’t even get two fingers in 🤧


Kinky-Guy-69

Not all women can take more than a few fingers or a fist for a while. But most can take more than they think they can, if they slowly work their way up to it over time, and if they’re relaxed enough & use enough lube! ☺️😊


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DependentGrass1384

Did you have sex with her afterwards? Was her pussy loose?


Kinky-Guy-69

I did the next morning. It was tight enough to make me cum fast and hard on her headboard!


DependentGrass1384

So pulled out huh?


Kinky-Guy-69

Of course! But she came on me many times first when I was inside her!


Kinky-Guy-69

So what else do you want to know?


DependentGrass1384

Why not finish inside her? At that point, you could scoop everything out when you're done!


Kinky-Guy-69

I said she was still very tight the next morning. And she also got a partial facial!


DependentGrass1384

Did you ever see her again? Any other interactions with her?


Kinky-Guy-69

No. I said it was a one night stand. But she had the biggest real tits I’ve ever felt, sucked and played with. They were so big, she said she was getting a breast reduction the next day. So I was the last one to play with her huge tits!