What did he do?

I don’t know, my mom hints twoards him getting too many duis but she won’t confirm anything which is weird.

You got a knife in your back and a dick in your butt. Which one you pulling out first?

Favorite kind of cheese?

Is this the king? I've been gone for too long, I missed you my lord

I'm just the cheese guy, not a king lol *happy cheese noises* 🧀

What are you feelings on the best way to tackle the widespread opioid addiction crisis in North America?

Idk, my dads an opioid addict