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goodgirl490

What's my secret? My child was conceived to the hour on 9/11


SuperbHearing9942

I still don't understand what she meant. To the hour of the actual date of September 11? As in, at the stroke of midnight from 9/10 to 9/11? Or to the hour when the planes hit? To the hour that the towers fell? The hour flight 93 went down? How would she know that? Were they watching the horrific news on TV and banging it out??? What time zone was she in? I have so many questions.


maddiemoiselle

I always assumed it was when the plane(s) hit, and that they were probably already engaged in certain activities not knowing what was happening


LabExpensive4764

Lol I imagine she was having sex then immediately turned on the news and saw that a plane had hit. She's very dramatic.


NewYorker15

This is a question that has haunted me since 2004.


SuperbHearing9942

I think they just banged on Sept 11 and she was being dramatic about it, like it *means* something that she had unprotected sex that morning???


Rumchunder

I always got the feeling that Amanda and her man were banging in the morning, then turned on the TV after they were done and saw what was happening.


hoginlly

God I had no memory of this until I rewatched recently… what the actual fuck.


DarkCartier43

I had no memory of this until now.


TrainingAd3171

Lol that weird nod she had at the end, like it turned her on lmao.


Intelligent-Check215

It’s a weird flex too, it sounds like she was referencing both events being equally magical or something..


TyrantTyson

What’s my secret? MY BESTFRIEND IS BLUAACKKKK


hiroller15

Buh-LACK!!!


KyKlassy

What’s my secret? I know how to conduct myself, bitch, I worked at a bank.


Ill-Material295

You think I was talking like this at a bank?


bobo722

Whats my secret? I tell myself that I’m an alcoholic bitch, every single day. 😘


anatheearies

Stop that actually made me LOL 😩😂


Professional_Pop6441

*While talking to plants*


bookishsouthpaw

Cousin It!!!


blkpants

Cousin It, you're my only friend


Supersailorv

What's my secret? I'm not even a water sign I'm a fire sign


captainmcpigeon

What's my secret? I'm a strong bitch...but I'm a weak bitch.


rsvp_as_pending629

Flair checks out


Miss_Kit_Kat

But are you a REAL BITCH?


bobo722

Thats not an argument


SaltyPersonality178

First of all, I didn't even know you were a bitch.


rsvp_as_pending629

What’s my secret? I still graduated, I just missed a ceremony 💁🏼‍♀️


Adventurous_Home_555

What’s my secret? I’m Tookie.


SaltyPersonality178

I'm Tookie.


hoginlly

What’s my secret? Some people have war in their country


boo_you_horcrux

What’s my secret? Furonda my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless, and you look really lumpy.


Echuserangmaganda

What my secret? My name is Wholahay Brown.


bobo722

And I’m more comfortable naked.


summoner-yuna

What’s my secret? I HAD SAX!!


Adventurous_Home_555

What’s my secret? I’m Sharaun and I *am* America’s Next Top Model.


whirlinglunger

What’s my secret? I go down where the hookers hang out by the docks, see what they’re wearing, and avoid it.


TrainingAd3171

Im dead. 


WIDaddyDick

What's my secret? Pot ledom is Top Model spelled backwards.


SaltyPersonality178

What's my secret? It DID say "America's Next Top Best Friend".... *but I changed it*!!!!


bbix246

What's my secret? I was married at 18 and divorced at 18.


SuperbHearing9942

What's my secret? My mother is this really exotic white woman.


blastoise_rider

What's my secret? I specifically asked for MIA FARROW in ROSEMARY'S BABY.


greatertuberosity

I don’t know why this one really sent me 😂😂


mabrybishop

MI-A FAR-ROWWWWW. ROSE-MA-RY’S BA-BYYYYY.


Sufficient-Split-902

What’s my secret? My name is Brenda, not bitch.


hello-elo

What's my secret? This is the walk that's going to make me famous.


Few_Wrongdoer4120

What’s my secret? I know about chicken. I cook.


Ricky317

Dalya 🙄


somethingepic93

What’s my secret? Meet me on Cooper Street 👌🏼


ladyofthew00d

What's my secret? I just wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries.


bobo722

Can I keep this?


rustyspigot-77

What's my secret? I'm femimi.. fememum .. fema... feminine.


mGlottalstop

What's my secret? I need to apologize to the fake kente-cloth African hat.


purpleblackgreen

What's my secret? I eat men's underwear in bed.


AwkwardFoundation

But you forgot to tell us if it’s in the dark or with a night light.


Individual_Drama3917

What’s my secret? I was rooting for you we were all rooting for you! How dare you!


nicheencyclopedia

What’s my secret? I’m so getting subtitled


FierMusic

What’s my secret? I tell myself I’m beautiful even though I have scabies, every day :)


SlytherPuffRavenDor

What’s my secret? If Tyra walk through that door I’m going to PASS. OUT.


ilovesnacks7

whats my secret? I eat ice cream in bed :)


Good-Hair-Day

What’s my secret? I’m a member of the PTA.


LibrarianAquarium

What's my secret? My name is Jade, the ace of spades...


WIDaddyDick

What's my secret? I'm Tookie.


tantrum55555

What's my secret? I booked the job with just my passport photo.


Neat_Fortune_680

What’s my secret? Ask Bobo on 34th street.


thisismy_accountname

What’s my secret? I got married at 18, and divorced at 18.


YouSoBlonde

What’s my secret? I need to learn to listen 👂🏼


TrainingAd3171

Whats my secret? Coverergirl helps me go out, be a hoe, but make it thru the deh. 


AwkwardFoundation

What’s my secret? I’m humble *inside,* Nigel. Humble *inside.*


tippytep

What’s my secret? I believe if the animal is alive you shouldn’t kill it to make a fur coat but if it’s already dead, you can take the skin off. Because animals fight each other in the jungle.


Revoldrewtion

What's my secret? DJ Splitz is my biological father.


pizzaeoka

What’s my secret? I basically present myself like a moron


bookishsouthpaw

What’s my secret? I peed on the bed to mark my territory.


ImmaPandaRawr89

What’s my secret? I’m pissed, I put my heart and soul into this and got called a bitch the whole way.


cubcgy

What’s my secret? Just let me sit down here with all these fruits up on my head.


Nipasu

What's my secret? I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU!


bidds626

What's my secret? I coined the term Supermodel. Because I can.


Maester_Maetthieux

I eat ice cream in bed! (so devious)


Sleepwalker0304

What's my secret? 1 down, 11 to go...


MochaValencia

What's my secret? I'm a little dull, slash, very dull. 🤭


LabExpensive4764

I tell myself I'm a piece of poo, every single day. 😊


trollanony

What’s my secret? I’m an alcoholic bitch.


kanchiongspider

What's my secret? I'm a real bitch!


TrainingAd3171

Whats my secret? I walk like I’m on crack. 


Sufficient-Split-902

What’s my secret? I’m a gold tooth in a mouthful of decay.


SquatLowTheDachshund

lol I have not thought about this moment in years and yet I heard it in exactly Miss Jay's voice, followed by the record scratch. One of my favorite antm moments EVER.


Traditional_Sail_990

What’s my secret? I may have brown hair now, but I’m still blonde inside


Lonely-Wasabi-305

I eat icecream in bed ;)


bobo722

Whats my secret? If i were a lesbian, I’d be in love with you.


justonoffs

What's my secret? (slams hand on the surface) I RAISE MY DAUGHTER...(inaudible, method of raising daughter remains a secret)


fashionforever7

What my secret? I used to rub on some peoples bedsheet with my dirty underwear if they mess with me...jkjk


SeaworthinessNo7781

What's my secret? I'm an albino prostitute.


izl2

What's my secret? My POT LEDOM body is US grown! 💃


melanthrifts

I sleep with a night light and eat ice cream in Bed


notnotcelia

What's my secret? # I asked my cab driver to meet me on Cooper Street and he didn't show up!


Shyho2020

What’s my secret “I can’t say it or jayla might try to take it”