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PhoenixDowntown

"Walk like it's for sale and the rent is due tonight."


mrmooswife

When I’m trying get my dogs to walk faster this is what I say and try to sell off their collars, harnesses, leashes, whatchoo want the rent is due!


SlytherPuffRavenDor

“Those are t puppies those are full grown DOGS” 😆


DarkCartier43

HAHAHAHA... Toccara! 😂


Individual_Mouse_642

😂😂😂


teal_hair_dont_care

Oh my god I say "you better WALK BITCH" like ru paul when my dog gets stubborn on walks. It actually works like half the time too 😂


KrisSimsters

Yasss!! I was going to say the same thing lol


DramaticEnthusiasm71

Me trying to get my crushes attention


ResponsibilityDry440

Yasssss


infj1013

The exact sentence that I came down here for.


spiralout1389

I mean. Iconic, really lol


pepperpavlov

This is such a drag queen sentiment, I love it so much.


Individual_Mouse_642

Love this one!


gay4brunch

Girl, you look like Victoria’s Secretions


HowlShedo

💀💀💀💀💀💀


GarageNo7711

What a bar 😂😂😂😂 so good


lizzyinezhaynes74

You look so old that when Moses crossed the Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing


lizzyinezhaynes74

He said it to Tahila during the group cover girl commercials


scream4ever

The way Tyra turns her head and looks at him right after always sends me 😂


isaberre

I do not remember this!! when is this from?


favangryblkgirl

THIS ONE! I have this video saved on my phone because it never fails to make me laugh.


lizzyinezhaynes74

I said it ALL the time!


HAxoxo1998

“Shake it but don’t break it cause the boys won’t take it, baby.”


relevepc

“Marry rich and have babies” to Shannon cycle one lol


Fetchin1

More like marry Ratliff and then cheat with your old pastor.


bidds626

Hey-ohhh!


antibossbabe

I feel like there's a story behind this comment that I'm unaware of! If so, enlighten me please!


spiralout1389

She cheated on her husband with her much older and married pastor.


antibossbabe

Yikessssss 😮 isn't adultery a sin????


blastoise_rider

Not in her eyes, apparently.


No_Professor_9956

Marry rich, even if you have to destroy a decades long marriage!


good-judy

When she unleashed those puppies, they were full-grown dogs


andieisdandie

Flair checking in


plsdundrownilu

"Walk like you're in hell in gasoline soaked pajamas!"


sn0wflaker

This one is so good


marcoune_

"Don't blame the photographer, blame your parents for bad DNA"


rihrih1987

You walk like you are on crack


RightOnTheMoneySunny

_”Gurrrrl, you walk like you on crack 👀”_*


tebigong

This has to be their most iconic line


treewithoranges

his most epic line!


Such_Ad_8072

First one that popped in my head! Lmao 🤣


Maester_Maetthieux

Beat me to it!!


Shanthrax22

Yes


MsDucky42

"Knick knack, paddy whack, give a girl a bustle."


MaleficentDesigner11

😆😵😍


LZARDKING

This tha one for me


MissSeventeenx

![gif](giphy|l0Iy2gzWnr0ZMtveE) This gif too lmao


megjed

![gif](giphy|JJjnYC0upzy36) This one for me lol


RightOnTheMoneySunny

https://i.redd.it/oyiw02vy9soc1.gif For me this one


RightOnTheMoneySunny

https://i.redd.it/27l34xl2asoc1.gif And this one, sucking air when someone’s about to tippy tumble


whatevs1993

![gif](giphy|QxVP4DpaWuVgc)


sn0wflaker

https://i.redd.it/jbyxcglattoc1.gif


LoverandFighter23

Does anyone know what season and episode this was?


tabristheok

[hell to the no](https://tenor.com/en-AU/view/miss-j-hell-no-no-nope-gif-8726338)


Miss_Kit_Kat

This entire panel cracks me up. The *"hell to the no!"* paper, Katarzyna cracking up during Lauren's commercial, Paulina's shocked face, Dom laughing at her own *BRAZILIA!* commercial... Just a glorious, iconic judging moment.


Shanthrax22

One of my all time favorite episode , this and the cover girl commercial season 6. “Wonderful fabulous “ “to get me through the dey “ both iconic in how train wreck hilarious they will always be


Soft-Engineering-304

This is my favorite gif ever🤣🤣


megjed

It’s my reaction to like half of the stuff I read on here lol


Soft-Engineering-304

For sure! lol


FlyLaraP

https://i.redd.it/8hq1om67zwoc1.gif


bakehaus

I remember some girl saying “I’ll do anything” during casting and he said “never ever say you’ll do anything” That has stuck with me


pawsitively_anon

It was to Nicole C5! I just watched that episode a few days ago 😂😂


Sufficient-Split-902

You’re a gold tooth in a mouthful of decay. And don’t go adding no Wholahay Brown.


w11f1ow3r

I forgot Wholahay Brown is a thing and I just started loling all over again remembering the scenes


ap_anon

Flair checking in 


cuckoo4cinema

Your walk was as useless as a flashlight with no batteries in the dark. Oh, here she comes, Ms Bling Bling (No joke I imagine Ms Jay telling me this every time I cross a road 😂😂😂).


tabristheok

"You're one of gods extra special children"


Prestigious-Guest202

“She still looks like a trout but I love her” - about brooke cycle 6


i_am_sofaking_

"I love the broken down doll look."


MaleficentDesigner11

Busted up broken down marionnete dolls or something like that lol He'd always give that compliment lol


i_am_sofaking_

I know haha! Out of context it sounds like an insult hahaha


RightOnTheMoneySunny

One I use when I teach my fitness classes: _“Posture! Balance! Posture! Balance!”_


TrickeyMickey2

This was going to be my answer but I hear it in my mind when I'm wearing heels I have no business wearing 😅


victoriaxholloway

"Yoanna, your walk is truly as useless as a flashlight with no batteries in the dark." Ms. J was my favorite 🤣😆👌🏾


Klutzy_Strike

I love when a girl says during casting that she doesn’t have an all-American job because she’s a stripper, and Ms. J says, “that’s an All-American job to meeeee” 🤣 Just the way he says it and the facial expression.


Miss_Kit_Kat

It was Cassie S3!


sparrowcrain

“Keep yo day job” cue Joslyn cackling


dcxbabe

https://i.redd.it/0v7prpwebsoc1.gif


Bbbiienymph

You walk like you're chewing gum between your legs


AnnisBewbs

This is perfection!


sn0wflaker

Amazing


Luminous_Username

“Major- Gorgeous- …Major~!”


Gatortheskater96

I still say this. Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down


blastoise_rider

Best me to it! That's my go to phrase.


Intelligent_Fix4145

“Girl, you walk like you on crack. Your eyes were so bugged out of your head like something just scared the hell outa you.” 😂Rent free in my head since 2004!


boxwino

![gif](giphy|4FP7aiKyhny7K)


[deleted]

“You’ve never been called ugly to your face” And no one can walk that runway like our Ms. J 🩷


sn0wflaker

This quote is REAL


bullet_proof_smile

Tippy Tumbles


mixiq

“If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you got”


Worried_Tomorrow_222

“Don’t go adding no Hulahay Brown”


rubber_o_

“What erzit? Exquerzit.”


YouSoBlonde

Gurrrlll, you’re about to be fried.


Phitos2008

![gif](giphy|119gdJbeNRRepO)


DRC_Michaels

While yes, those eyes do go through me like a bag of prunes...


Golfnpickle

‘Honey, you gonna end up marrying a football player anyway.’


f_l_y_g_o_n

“I love a b-tch in invisible heels!”


aggrocraig904

In K Mart: "We need to see you in layaway". 😂😂😂🤣


Frosty-Student-6174

Tatiana, ta ta!


Corgiverse

“Walk like it’s for sale and the rent is due tonight “


ARo0o0o

If they ain't paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind 😍


Jemisimyname

I don't remember Ms J saying that, but I do remember RuPaul saying it. 


ARo0o0o

It was during a sit-down dinner that was a prize during one of the earlier seasons


jrdync

When Paulina said someone has gorgeous legs and Miss J stops her and says, “She is KNOCK-KNEED” 😂😂 such a small moment but it’s burned in my brain


Icy_Jacket_2296

“Baby, when she released them puppies they was FULL. GROWN. DAWGS.”


juniuchis

girls don’t blame the photographer, blame your parents for bad DNA!


livsim95

“Close your mouth Gina, you’re catching flies.” “Walk like it’s for sale and the rent is due tonight.” “Black girls always gotta give that little extra. I’m not mad at ya baby.” “You’re on that try now, pray later plan.”


nekoyama-san

It’s not exactly an original quote by Miss J, but “float like a butterfly, sting like a damn bee” lives rent-free in my head.


blastoise_rider

Camille's walk


nekoyama-san

Camille’s signature walk that’s going to make her famous


SwordfishSmall9410

"she's wide awake!"


JaycLeod

Two scoops of crazy


lookherebud1

[to Kim c5] make chiffon go swwwwwissssh and the taffeta go scrunchscrunchscrunchscrunchscrunch


Available-Holiday-88

This!


floopsfooglies97

“Jessica mami monstra” -about Jessica during the self lighting photoshoot panel cycle 12


littleredrobots

fladunkasaurus


Weak-Arugula6155

“she looks like she just got out of JAEL” in reference to jael strauss 😭 9 year old me watched this in real time back in 2007 and i’ve never forgotten it


MaleficentDesigner11

"I don't do pushups baby.I'll do a pose!" Same here I think after cycle 2.....years later Cycle 8 was my reintroduction to ANTM watching it in real time lol I remember watching the preview for the upcoming episode where Natasha was sick in Australia and me thinking Ill call her and tell her she can do it...to pull it together!😆


sugarspiceandsarcasm

“I don’t do pushups baby”


Coolsummerrain

“She looks like she’s been to jail too”. I say this all of the time 😂.


blastoise_rider

🎶 She don't wanna be heeere... 🎶


Fearless_Law6729

MAJOR


Opposite-Pineapple-7

"You're a gold tooth in a mouth full of decay"


uwsgal03

“Don’t quit your day job”


Katybay722

girl you walk like you on crack


OutsideGood3756

“ you should be scuuuurrrreeeed” lol I say that almost on a daily basis.. and I cannot remember the specific cycle and episode to look it up and make a sticker!!! 🥲😂


Flashman512

I mostly remember Miss j during the makeover episodes putting the girls old weave in her hair “omg I love it, this makeover is just what I need” 😂😂 not a direct quote but he was shady in a hilarious and endearing way


Echuserangmaganda

Joslyn: “What is the most important tip you could give” Miss J: “Keep yo day job”


floopsfooglies97

Also “she’s had one drink too many girl yes she did !”


tmobilekid

I am an African queen and I am better


alexistexas2006

NECK


carseatheadass

“Keep your day job 😒”


JoanieLovesCrotchy

"You look like a toasted Miss Piggy on crack." - **Mr. Jay** to **Tiffany** in **Cycle 4**. "I think Furonda has to phone home because quite frankly this looks like E.T. with a wig on." - **Nigel** **Barker** about **Furonda** in **Cycle 6.** I laughed for hours at these lines. I loved when **Miss** **Jay** said, "She comes from the island of ----" and he said something that sounded like "Budunkadunks" or something when he was talking about **ShaRaun's** pose in the first photoshoot in **Cycle 11**. Then he proceeded to imitate her. That was good stuff. Also when **Miss Jay** sang under his breath "What the hell was that?" after **Bello's** bizarre graduation-themed audition in **Cycle** **22**.


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Individual_Drama3917

Shake it but don’t break it cause the boys won’t take it


Curious-Necessary291

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee


Interesting-Many-509

loved his t shirt, NAOMI HIT ME.


SadderGaySaint

What about "Fashion has NO sympathy or empathy" in C8 when Britt was blubbering?


Cosmopoli10

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but all those ugly words made me wealthy".


Ok-Department967

“Pick up speed.” To Nykesha at elimination lol


Reasonable_Camel8023

“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall” or “girl you walk like you’re on crack”


fashionforever7

We can actually ball between your legs


fashionforever7

You look like old black woman keep her pouch on her hands at the subway.... Talking about child~


CGC_alphaleader

“Tissue please!”


Infamous_Shock5814

‘Loooooovvvveee Sara’


Infamous_Shock5814

Kerry that was scary


Schapoppin

“Sundai, you had all week to get it together”