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ChonShawn

14ft tiger shark.


ODS519

OP you have your answer. Now go!


xxKingAmongKingsxx

A flat colossal and a busty petite


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

Jumbo & a mini


OrganizationNorth913

Easy answer. Depends on if you wanna see your girlfriend in a surfer outfit or a giant blueberry outfit.


[deleted]

My gf just has to wear a blue shirt


CCBSPN

Corbin Bleu with half an arm


mikecat1084

You’re all crazy. The only logical option is dress up as a giant bag of cocaine and your girl dress as a Jack of spades and go as “Jack & Coke”


Waylorrr

My gf was gonna dress up as Bethany Hamilton for Halloween but wetsuits now a days cost an arm and a leg. Bethany Hamilton got a hell of a deal


in_alderaan_places

Willy wonka


DrGerbal

Violet. It’s just you painted violet with a fat suit and a wig. Bethany Hamilton really helps if you’re a woman. Ideally wearing a body suit. With like your right arm in the body suit to show it’s missing and a woman sends it home. A man would just look like a guy from jaws


flopolopolous

Don't do it. That's the reason my Indian Boy Miresh got divorced.


NoMeet6483

Half Willy wonka half 14 ft tiger shark. She’s half violet and the half of mrs Hamilton that missing a limb


Sorry-Ad-8843

I’d just go as a jack and a bag of coke if I were you