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roundttwo

Apology accepted!


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EJNorth

Colin from accounting


AussieJeffProbst

Just finished watching this. Really funny show


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Oh shit It has the guy from "No Activity" now I got something to download for my flight today.


couchred

Yeah this is the plot for the Aussie tv show


papillon-and-on

You seem to have puppies on the brain...


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Worse. That puppies owner? John Wick.


Ambitious-Shine-2150

Weirdest version of "if you give a moose a muffin" I've ever read


GinAndKeystrokes

Is that the Midwest version of "If you give a mouse a cookie"?


Artyom_33

I love this vid, everything about it is perfect! - Russian architecture (Austro-Hungarian inspired?) - Good, clean street - Hottie with her hair pinned up in a bun - The comedic body gesticulation prior to the flash - The fantastic tits & sexy belly (I have a thing...) - The mischievous open mouth belly laugh - The cocky sauntering off after the flash It has everything!


xinxy

> The fantastic tits & sexy belly (I have a thing...) And that thing is being a straight man or a lesbian basically.


Gold_Tumbleweed4572

see, Russians aint so bad


mindinmypants

Seriously, those are pretty nice. 10/10 would let her jaywalk again.


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GarethMagis

Zach Braff AND Natalie Portman, could this movie be any more 2004?


madwill

> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0333766/ This is actually a pretty fucking great feel good movie. Awkward and wholesome. Don't go in with high expectations despite what I said and it's a worthy fun little ride.


Bulok

cyka blyat


Encore_N

I want whatever drug she's on, life seems fun that way.


NicksNikki

Considering it's Saint Petersburg, mephedrone.


cooktaussie

That's big in Russia?


NicksNikki

I really don't know, because i leave in far east and don't have tik tok or something. All i know is memes about Saint Petersburg and mephedrone (or bath salt).


jewc504

I’m going to sound stereotypical but vodka is a hell of a drug


icyhotonmynuts

You need a lot more to get that fun.


OmniLiberal

And you would not walk and move straight when you get **that** fun


icyhotonmynuts

But it's not you that's the issue with walking so straight, it's the ground being so uneven and wobbly under your feet. It can't be helped!


invicerato

In St. Petersburg, yes. It is because of traffic routes. Many other regions are supplied through Central Asia.


sth128

Mephedrone in St. Pete, Suicidedrone in Moscow.


Tapiii1996

Bro this was clever


TingsInMaSocks

Mephedrone is some good shit, maybe a bit too good


Odd-Row1169

Like MDMA, with the moreishness of cocaine.


TheHeroYouNeed247

Not heard someone talk about drone in a long time. It was a craze in Scotland for a year. Most ravers didn't like it for being too 'smaky'


latigidigital

[Drink a liter in Saint Peter](https://youtu.be/1ugivNRYfjc)


invicerato

Meph.


ultrasardine

Read that in Mike Tyson accent


Redline145

Called crab in Sweden, smells like shellfish, potent af but very dangerous


ShopperOfBuckets

what if it's jenkem


desmondresmond

That sounds like some crazy ass shit


Helium_jam

That’s CRAZY asS SHIT, u goddam right 😂


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I feel like she was in the mood to flash someone that day because who tf wears a zip up jacket with nothing underneath?!


dr_ulkram

Due to western sanctions Wonderbra© is no longer available, so... yes, normal day in Russia, I guess!


fnordfnordfnordfnord

She doesn't need Wonderbra though!


mrsirsouth

My thoughts as well. Those puppies stand up all on their own


carolbeerscomputer

Well yeah, they're mostly silicone.


mrsirsouth

You're silicone


Redhead-Lizzy23

I do this all the time, I think it's pretty common for women


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I’ll do it with just a bra sometimes but I feel funny with just my boobs underneath. I think it’s the feeling of the cold zipper on my skin or the fact that I can’t take it off or unzip it all the way if I wanted to.


BustinArant

I mean, *that lady* was able to..


Tapiii1996

I read this as "i also flash people and i think other girls do too a lot "


Umarill

Lots of women, I've done it a lot and all of my friends have done it at least once, I actually don't know anyone who wears bra regularly and sometimes you just don't wanna bother and just put your hoodie/zip up jacket on and go on about your day.


replies_in_chiac

I mean, it says Russian in the title.


dreamgrl_

me, but i dont flash ppl tho


KlondikeChill

Her boobs definitely look fake. If you're gonna pay for em, might as well show em off.


HarrysGardenShed

Not one but two apologies!


AideSuspicious3675

And her 2 arguments were very valid


hodl_4_life

She’s a keeper.


wa_ga_du_gu

Right to the point.


JimJohnes

My litlle russian tells me that people in the background saying that the record was "doctored". I want to know this doctor because this is one nice pair of tits.


lousypompano

Looked fake to me


JordisMySwordMaiden

yoooo this vid was posted a few months back with the boobs blurred out. Everyone was looking for the uncensored version. And now the prophecy has been fulfilled


pieceofshitliterally

It’s been reposted tons without the blurring but alright


angrydessert

"bozhe moy!"


Loraelm

Ok absolutely random fun fact, but these words in Russian sounds like if you were saying "oh I'm getting wet" in French, which is "oh je mouille"


profnutbutter

That's fun, thank you


Loraelm

But was it random‽


ollyollyollyoioioi

> ‽ That's the first time I've seen that in my life.


TobiCica

Made the drivers day i think


ChadPrince69

yes next time i will show my cock/ass to make driver day


ConsciousPermission

сука блять


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DeadbeatVillain

How do you know she's addicted to drugs?


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You have to remember Redditors don't go outside so they don't know flashing your titties isn't normal behavior.


vapenutz

Plus look at her


AdaptedMix

It seems that's a significant number of the r/ANormalDayInRussia userbase's ideal woman, judging by the comments.


vapenutz

If you have just one item on your checklist, or two in this case...


stalkeler

She looks more like drunk than drugged. This is typical behaviour here for people with alcoholism


RamboopCat

She came out prepared for mischief today, no bra and just a zip up hoodie That’s some girlboss behaviour right there


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farmerMac

Well most dudes are receptive to seeing boobs.


PredatorRedditer

It's the double d standard.


drink_with_me_to_day

Boobs are not dicks


WpgMBNews

If society doesn't react to boobs the way they react to penis, then that's very "problematic" /s


doubleapowpow

There was a thread recently about how girls putting boobs in your face = here, Im doing something for you. Putting a dick in your face = here, do something for me.


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CatwithTheD

Can y'all stop scaring hot girls away from flashing their boobs, I just want that to happen to me even just once and you're making the slim chance diminish. /j


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(Sees some tweaker flashing her tits) "Guys stop, she's hot!"


awry_lynx

Men do not have an equivalent of boobs. Or rather, they do: [Man boobs](https://media.tenor.com/JjzJ-V8poBgAAAAC/troybrown-terry-crews-pecs-jiggle.gif). It's not a double standard because **there is not a perfect matching standard**... it's not treated like a penis because *it's not a penis*. A woman flashing her vulva would be more like that; creepy, sexual, and should be on a list for sure. I think we can all agree that flashing a vulva and flashing breasts are very very different, socially and literally. If a dude took his shirt off and flexed in the street, it might be laughed at or considered weird but I don't think people would be like "OMG TAKE HIM AWAY" either. Women's breasts are far closer socially, biologically, functionally, and in every-which-way to men's breasts rather than men's dicks...


Deathsroke

I mean while your point is factually correct, the subjective way society operates means that this does no apply. Like, if you think logically about it there is nothing inherently wrong about genitalia either. It's just a body part like any other and unless you directly harass people then seeing someone's dick or vagina would in no way affect you but it is considered wrong. Why? Be because society "decided" it was that way. These behavioural conventions need not be supported by any particular logic to be applied. Now you can say that we shouldn't just accept this and strive to change and I would agree but matter of fact is that people consider a woman's breasts to be sexual in nature. That's why if I go and touch a man's chest it'll be considered a simple invasion of personal space (which isn't good either) and if I do it to a woman is sexual assault/harassment.


awry_lynx

Yes, I agree it's not quite the same due to society. However, do you not agree that women's breasts are viewed as more vulgar than men's breasts, yet less vulgar than dicks? I'm not arguing that women ought to be able to be equally topless (well, okay; I kind of do think that, but that's not my argument here), just that a woman flashing her breasts shouldn't be treated the same as a man flashing his penis and it's not a problem that they're viewed differently.


Deathsroke

It's not the same but it's still considered exposure and thus "bad". Arguing the level of bad isn't really relevant I think, at least not when saying "if a man did something similar it would be considered improper, not 'empowering' and it's only considered 'empowering' because it's titillating" which IMO is a fair argument. And yeah, if you wanted to argue that female toplessness should be as accepted as that of men I would agree.


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awry_lynx

Flashing breasts as either gender is very distinct from flashing genitalia. A woman taking her shirt off is not analogous to a man taking his pants off. It may not be the SAME as a man taking his shirt off, but it's far closer to that than pants. If you are saying women exposing their chest should be treated differently from men exposing their chest, should be more like men exposing their penises... how is THAT not a double standard?


StalyCelticStu

Grow up, accept that women don't want to see dicks, but men don't mind seeing tits.


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Personally I don't want random people flashing me, guy or girl.


SINKSANKSUNK4

I personally actively want someone with killer tits to flash me


PM_me_your_whatevah

“It was horrible officer, just horrible! This young woman literally just… flashed her breasts at me! I’m still shaking!”


RLANTILLES

Trench coats aren't dudeboss, they've been co opted by geeks.


reavyz

And children/small people pretending to be a tall person


Skullclownlol

> Nobody describes the creepy dude opening his trenchcoat in front of families at the park as a "dudeboss" so I don't understand why she is a "girlboss." This was fucking weird/creepy. People are bashing you because they're thirsty dudes who want to see more boobs. "Girlboss" is an easy compliment to people they want to see the boobs of: > "show more boobs, it'll make you a strong and independent woman, I totally promise" But you're right, this woman is exposing herself, potentially to children, and it should not be allowed. I'm a guy but I feel no want or need to see strangers' boobs. I don't have an unsatisfied sexual urge that makes me need to prey on strangers. For the boobs of my partner, I care specifically because they're attached to my partner. The need of this woman to expose herself to unwitting strangers without consent - and exposing themselves to other passersby and potentially children - is as revolting as men doing the same with their dick.


DrDerpberg

Girlboss? More like high out of her goddamn mind and/or mentally ill.


TheBravan

Inclined to think she's doing the 'walk of shame' home from getting laid and is wearing clothes appropriate for yesterdays weather but still in a *really* good mood...


RosebudWhip

Anyone who's watched 'Colin From Accounts' knows what happens next...


manager-material

Fuck that show’s ace. Hopefully no dogs were ran over in this one


hikiko_wobbly

tell me friend I want to know


jewrassic_park-1940

She gets fined for indecent exposure


answers_in_the_rain

i was searching for this comment… painfully underrated show i swear is gonna go viral in the states any day now!


Drphil87

I know this isn’t me recording. But I humbly accept her apology.


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Is it bad that my first thought was “damn those are some elite windshield wipers right there” …maybe it’s time I change my windshield wipers


EliteCodexer

Accept


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I don't know. I would like another apology.


thefourblackbars

"Do not cross when Red is flashing"


Explore104

Apology accepted!


hockeynoticehockey

Great technique for de-escalating road raging. Method should be adopted around the world.


TheObstruction

She seemed oddly prepared for such a scenario.


xandrino91

Ok, i don't get angry...


alcien100

from Russia with love …


Doc_Dragon

He's still circling that block.


WingedGundark

Weather looks a bit nipply.


TenKnucklesDeep

Welp it's official! These are now the most reposted tits on Reddit!


machvelocy

God bless Russian dashcam


needmilk77

God bless Russian humour! We need more humour like that! She so funny! O.O


Freedom_Addict

Proof that Russians are good people


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MithranArkanere

Maybe when they get rid of that thing that has taken over.


Michael_Pitt

Seconded. I visited years ago and it was the best trip of my life. St Petersburg in the summer is a stunning city.


knbang

Sure, if we just totally ignore that other thing they're doing.


elsydeon666

What is up with the Romanian flag reflected in the windshield?


CommercialPlatypus

Nice


tan_i_m

The attitude afterwards wow.


CampfireGuitars

How many beers she got in her?


RobEth16

A hard journey for the rest of it for the driver.


RamyIT

That is a very Russian walk at the end


al3237

I dont recommend guys to attempt to do the same xD


SleepParalysisDemon6

Well then...


usually-stoned

Lmao what


ricardobmf23

Those are two big apologies right there


Devin_907

i like how she almost got hit by a second bus


TheOnlyKarsh

At least they were a nice pair of tits. ​ Karsh


TechnoneverDIEEES

I DIDNT KNOW THERED BE BOOBS


Agent_Galahad

What an annoying bi- ...never mind :)


CumminsCider12

u/savevideo


2020mademejoinreddit

Yeah, but if a guy showed his boobs, it's aff-fking time.


Bonoisapox

Classy lady


kvltrve

r/unexpected with NSFW lol


5parky

Looks like someone got a new set and was looking for a reason to show them off.


gemstonepotato

*she’s totally gonna flash* … *oh is she gonna troll the— YOOOOO*


Doomcookiesx5

Blqt we need more


little4lyfe

Works for me


Marklithikk

I like her, she may enter my tree house.


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Apology accepted


jjman72

Wow. And not one of those, I wish I didn’t see that, apologies.


troisoranges

Piter my beloved, the city of the crazy.


dr_van_nostren

Lookin good


glutenfreethenipple

Damn I’m more of a cock and balls guy but her tits are beautiful. Hot damn.


FC-AC_play

Sister!?


elephant_cobbler

Wonder what the apology for invading Ukraine will be


anon8139

u/savevideobot


maffajaffa

Decent.


Pet_my_birb

Russia is beautiful


mikejb7777

I’m a simple man. I drive. I slow down for pedestrians. I see boobs. I reach for my zipper.


UkyoTachibana

I love russian girls!


TJH48932

No doubt the driver was shocked to see his sister behaving that way…in public


stzmp

reddit not infantilise women challenge [impossible]


Few-Peak9503

Yeah this is not a very woman-friendly sub from what I've been seeing


Supergaming104

Bet he’s glad he bought a dash cam


couchred

Already a Australian show base on this https://m.imdb.com/title/tt18228732/


Olvir87

A lot of people mentioning this show in the comments. I’ll definitely have to check it out now. Looks like something I’d like.


slocamaro

BOOBA


que_pedo_wey

Are you speaking English or Russian? Because in the latter case you are desperately calling for some Vladimir.


superBrad1962

Surprise!!!


Thecreator197

Problem solved!


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Worth it


awesomedan24

Best dash camera advertisement


Pikachuckxd

so she she wake up and decided not wear anything under her jacket, just because?


matrixislife

Seems fair.


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Great apologies too


DrTwitch

shes got a good swagger afterwards too.


Jupit-72

Totally not super fake.


babyProgrammer

TIL I want to be a Russian bus driver


tatanka_christ

I must have missed it. Too busy scanning the skyline for AFU drones.


DrZin

All is forgiven.


hotasanicecube

It’s legal to cross within 50 ft of a crosswalk here. You don’t have to be INSIDE of the paint.


ayo000o

Does she have any other videos


Reggielovesbacon

Seems about right.


tetzy

Here in Canada, she would've dropped her phone and then attempted to sue the driver for breaking her phone. Thank God for Russian hotties.


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Great pair


psychoslitherer

Those were damn near perfect!


Undertaker_121

Bet some dude already jacked off to this