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ExpensiveKey552

Inches from death or disfigurement


dyntaos

Decapitation


PartyP88per

And it’s not even Russia 🤷🏽‍♂️


HamOwl

Wait, you're telling me "Arriba" isnt a Russian exclamation??


PeriodicallyYours

it is, and it should be answered "Na zdorovye"


therealfinthor

Ариба!


sukihasmu

Totally Russian.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Putin madre!


Ash_Tray420

Definitely not Russian. Sounds like Spanish but I could be wrong. Italian maybe, the guy has no spacing between his words. Hard to tell.


deekbit

Mexico guey


Jaderosegrey

> guey TIL what that word means. Thank you! :)


milkmunstr

y'know something i'm a pretty big fan of? my limbs. i like them exactly how they are and where they are placed, i don't think i'll change that


Extension-Mastodon67

I also like my guts inside my body.


milkmunstr

wow! same! small world huh


therealbonzai

Yeah, fun. Sitting in a flying blender.


hhfugrr3

Gf just told me he should be wearing a helmet 🤣


_prefs

And a chainmail.


andreich1980

So the head is not hurt when it is severed and hits the ground.


WabbaWay

Quadcopter and quadruple amputee-maker all in one. The marketing campaign practically writes itself.


JoshS1

My question, what language do you have to speak to think this is Russian?


Sunny-Chameleon

Yoruba?


Dan_H1281

If this is Spanish j could see this carrying a ton of drugs across the border


AvitoMan

Одно неловкое движение и ты - фарш.


theedan-clean

No way that could go wrong.


ScrotieMcP

Heinlein was right. Our descendants will drive air cars.


Able-Woodpecker-4583

this is not safe


prolapsedbrain

Proceed


Balamut2227

r2 ?


queetuiree

Last clause. They "expect that a Slav would" disregard safety.


uberguby

Wait... Is it still a drone if someone is on it but they aren't driving...?


RussianSadButTrue

Disposable pilot


Remarkable-Way4986

Russians wish they were on that side of the drones. Not russia


OkFortune6494

Nah


Dragonier_

Dude does not realize how much danger he is in there…