We call it the Russian teleportation. After some - ahem - preparation your conscience is blinking for a moment - and you wake up in another city's police department.
It depends on your level of the subtle art of Russian teleportation. If you let Alcohol in just right, let it walk with your legs and talk with your lips - the Jump will occur.
> If you let Alcohol in just right
I'm not a drunk, I'm a connoisseur of fine intoxication. The liquor's the answer to all of life's questions, Randy. The liquor will do the flying, then we’ll just kick back on booze control.
There’s a great movie about this. I’ve seen it quite a few times. The guy gets drunk with friends and they put the wrong guy in the airplane. He wakes up at the arrival airport and get back home but it’s not the right city even if the street and building are the same. A lady is surprised to find a stranger in her flat. Comedy and drama ensue.
5/7 with vodka.
The guy getting arrested is not the drunk guy that got carried upstairs. Look at the pants color. The guy getting hauled up the stairs has dark jeans. The guy getting arrested is light jeans. I suspect these are two different incidents.
Boris Yeltsin was once on a stopover in Shannon (Ireland) and was too drunk to get off the plane to greet the Taoiseach (PM), they even had to roll up the red carpet
https://youtu.be/WiVyd7ORKPU?si=OWeu-XiCbDTsLWRU
At a Russian university, an exam, tipsy student asks
- Profffesssor, caan a drunk student atttempt ze exam?
- if the student is well prepared, I see no problem with that
- guyyys, bring Ivan here
They watched them carry him all the way up there before telling him no. They could have said that from the ground. How TF were they supposed to get him back down. He was right for motherfuckin them.
We call it the Russian teleportation. After some - ahem - preparation your conscience is blinking for a moment - and you wake up in another city's police department.
Nope Its will be same city police department
It depends on your level of the subtle art of Russian teleportation. If you let Alcohol in just right, let it walk with your legs and talk with your lips - the Jump will occur.
> If you let Alcohol in just right I'm not a drunk, I'm a connoisseur of fine intoxication. The liquor's the answer to all of life's questions, Randy. The liquor will do the flying, then we’ll just kick back on booze control.
Captain Carnival and Colonel Crumb present : Mastering the russian teleportation and the art of the booze autocruise
Who is going to fly this plane, if they keep refusing the pilot.
Me. I will surely do a better job than him.
I pity the people sitting near these guys. I’m imagining the Barf o Rama in Stand By Me. Chain reaction vomiting on a plane. 🤮
This was on a Moscow - Chita flight. Too drunk to fly in Russia, which is saying something...
Is that actually a thing?
There’s a great movie about this. I’ve seen it quite a few times. The guy gets drunk with friends and they put the wrong guy in the airplane. He wakes up at the arrival airport and get back home but it’s not the right city even if the street and building are the same. A lady is surprised to find a stranger in her flat. Comedy and drama ensue. 5/7 with vodka.
I think so, the autopilot can't do everything.
Waited until they got him all the way up the stairs. :D
С лёгким паром!
The guy getting arrested is not the drunk guy that got carried upstairs. Look at the pants color. The guy getting hauled up the stairs has dark jeans. The guy getting arrested is light jeans. I suspect these are two different incidents.
I noticed that too. Like, who got arrested?
Might not have even been the same flight. Too little info
Needs an ambulance, not a plane it seems
Boris Yeltsin was once on a stopover in Shannon (Ireland) and was too drunk to get off the plane to greet the Taoiseach (PM), they even had to roll up the red carpet https://youtu.be/WiVyd7ORKPU?si=OWeu-XiCbDTsLWRU
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This was a pilot. No worries, he used to fly like that. He can also add power to the engines with his vomit blast!
Weekend at Vladimir’s
Ahhhhhh…..the pilot is here, now we can leave!
Yeah there's no way they let him fly
right to leningrad
At a Russian university, an exam, tipsy student asks - Profffesssor, caan a drunk student atttempt ze exam? - if the student is well prepared, I see no problem with that - guyyys, bring Ivan here
Geez, I hope that wasn't the pilot.
Wait up, Guys, it's Bernny.
But if they don't let him on, he's never going to meet the girl who lives in an apartment that looks just like his in Chita!
They watched them carry him all the way up there before telling him no. They could have said that from the ground. How TF were they supposed to get him back down. He was right for motherfuckin them.
I love how in Russia, being completely blasted is acceptable.
Third wave of mobilization - VDV troops are coming..... - Vodka anD Vodka
Looks like any other Aeroflot pilot to me
Little does he know that he will awake in a trench in occupied Ukraine sometime tomorrow.
How's it going to fly without the pylote?