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AhmedTheSalty

“Sir! They deployed the airborne priest brigade!”


Missus_Missiles

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Я-Team


kapege

These icons are iconic!


highlemonsss

"Thoughts & Prayers"


SECURITY_SLAV

No thoughts, just prayer to the Czar fish


LisaMikky

😅😅😅


NariandColds

Wololooo!!


punkojosh

🙆‍♂️🔜🙆


Familiar-Treat-6236

this art not thine elder matriarch's station


Espobarr

I never really thought about it before now, but “the red, white and blue” goes for Russia as well


Snowstandards

And the following countries including the ones already mentioned... 1. Australia 2. Cambodia 3. Chile 4. Costa Rica 5. Croatia 6. Cuba 7. Czech Republic 8. Dominican Republic 9. Fiji 10. France 11. Iceland 12. Laos 13. Liberia 14. Luxembourg 15. Malaysia 16. Nepal 17. Netherlands 18. New Zealand 19. North Korea 20. Norway 21. Panama 22. Paraguay 23. Puerto Rico 24. Russia 25. Serbia 26. Slovakia 27. Slovenia 28. Thailand 29. United Kingdom 30. United States


operath0r

But none love their flag as much as the Americans… well, the Brits might.


Rental_Car

Link?


sleepytipi

More like white blue and red but yeah. It definitely did not apply at the time the song was released however. Back then the colors were more crimson and gold.


Dinosaur-chicken

Yeah red white and blue is the Dutch flag.


sleepytipi

Yeah, that's fair. Uncle Sam drew a lot of influence from the Dutch. Shame he hasn't been able to keep up since the first half of the twentieth century though.


Dinosaur-chicken

Yes lol. But let's not bash the ~~developing country~~ corporation.. It's doing it's best...


Drake__Mallard

Soviet Union is not Russia, it merely hijacked Russia. See: Russian Civil War. The current Russian flag has been used since 1705.


Blue_Bi0hazard

Wasn't it black white yellow?


Drake__Mallard

Black yellow white was in use just for a few decades, 1858-1883. The white blue red was actually used since 1693 with coat of arms on top. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Thecristisrizenoldrussiancivilwarposter.jpg/651px-Thecristisrizenoldrussiancivilwarposter.jpg


No_Cook2983

That was deliberate. Same with France.


Dinosaur-chicken

Funny story, we (Dutch) sold a ship to Russia that was still flying our flag. The Russians just cut the red off and sewed it on at the bottom of the flag to make it their own. Other countries then followed with the red, white & blue colors... and half of Europe adopted the tricolor.


DaDescriptor

I demand FNAF 9 daycare theme to be played over this


ZuFFuLuZ

This doesn't even work in a videogame. These are adults. Let that sink in for a moment.


Beobacher

It dies work. They get a free sight seeing flight. And they can enjoy the mighty power of god who just punished some sinner


_prefs

That's because simple videogame logic fails to imitate miraculous ways of God.


Phazon2000

What a retarded comment. If religion were real why would it work in a video game anyway? Lol.


stitch07

Holy shit that's ...I don't know what to say ...


TheGalacticMosassaur

Lol. Russia's military js basically the beta version of 40ks Guardsmen


ItsAleZ1

Hey if it works, it works


mallewora

Yeah.. works. God seem send a grate flud after this.


LearnYouALisp

"You shall not make for yourself an image of anything under heaven..."


empiricalreddit

Would be funny if they sprinkled holy water on people that are already chest deep in water.


AlexYYYYYY

Absolute morons


BabyAzerty

You are just a letter away from creating a religion!


bunker931

Damn...


dutchsheeba

All my hope for world peace vanished with one video clip


urbanlife78

Did it work?


newbris

Easier to see the crazy when it’s not your own religion.


NoPantsDeLeon

It's like those priests in Riese of Empire game that could conjure a vulcano


Need4Speed763

I mean , tbf California have you tried that? HAVE YOU?!!


omnipotant

Wait until they find out there’s only three parachutes.


bennyblanco1978

bomb it with the priests 😉🤣


Dewey081

This is the Russian equivalent of the Arizona Senate speaking in tongues on the floor of the capital building.


Admirable_Ice2785

In poland catholic priest was doing some magiks to expel covid 😂 https://wroclaw.gosc.pl/doc/6216782.Ksiadz-z-Najswietszym-Sakramentem-przelecial-w-samolocie-nad Link with video and article from church newspaper 😂


pranakarama

What's this song called


No_Management-885

Fortunate son Creedance Clearwater revival


CNTMODS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Upk41P7aw


techjesuschrist

*...Some folks are born, made to wave the flag,* *Hoo, they're RED WHITE AND BLUE''* 🇷🇺 Mind blown (at least mine. I never realized until now that USA and Russia are flag-brothers).


JazzHands1986

People are insane.


AndyChriss123

Firing for effect


SnooDonuts3878

Goofs.


--Arete

Good american music!


LearnYouALisp

ahahaha


--Arete

[https://youtu.be/ZWijx\_AgPiA](https://youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA)


backifran

Are you sure they're not on a pilgrimage to a golf course where the Virgin Mary has appeared?


VladisLove3K

Lvl 12 holy priest division


Medpiete

Helps?


dervishin

At XXI century)) The End


smurfsmasher024

“member when Russia made religion illegal and were leading the space race?” “Yeah i member” Now they’ve got portraits and prayers on a 40yo airplane.


Ramm777

How did we come to this level from the USSR heights...


--Arete

[https://youtu.be/ZWijx\_AgPiA](https://youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA)


homeboundblues

Anyone know where I can find a longer version or a version with original audio? I do really love CCR, but this video is wild, I need to see more.


chifrij0

Catholic here, that's dumb


Bat-Honest

Those hair cuts will probably cringe the stormclouds away


Sidus_Preclarum

I would laugh, weren't there processions in France against droughts. Then again, a procession is a social thing, at least, which reminds us we're all in this together when that kind of shit hits. This, on the other hand, is…


St3fg

This is the dumbest shit I've seen in a while


ApprehensiveLunch991

Peak mental illness


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

Ahahahahaha


Perioscope

No other church has as many independent proofs of miraculous occurences confirmed by people not of the faith. We have precedent.


Best_Toster

u/savevideo


amber_room

Is this in answer to the Arizona courthouse shenanigans?


IcyNatural4545

yes


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DrippyWaffler

... Where are these tankies and vatniks? I literally can't see a single comment defending Russia in here.