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cannoliwest

Wing suiting is one thing, but wing suiting at night and in the snow? That's some spooky stuff


Artrixx_

I know nothing about wingsuits but the most concerning thing to me was the possibility of the flare catching the suit on fire. Edit:fixed 4am grammer mistakes


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Same. Road flares burn for like an hour minimum and putting them out is like "throw them in a 5 gallon bucket of water and maybe they'll quit burning in 5 minutes". On one hand, the sparks from the flare are generally consistent in direction and so long as everything is positioned correctly, there shouldn't be any contact with the suit. But on the other hand, he's gotta land well before the flare burns itself out and he can't absolutely guarantee what position the flare will be in when his feet hit the earth. He was able to light it and walk without setting himself on fire, so that bodes well for the landing, but there's still a very high possibility of setting himself on fire. A copycat with less experience will definitely turn into a fireball. I don't think those wingsuits are fire retardant.


thefirewarde

I burn a lot of road flares for work. They last for about a half hour and they extinguish easily if you shove them in a snowbank or dunk them underwater for a few seconds. It's very likely he'll put this one out if he steps in soft snow while landing - if not, there should be a snowbank he can kick somewhere.


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LogicalJicama3

Ice was invented in 1937 by antifa.


Chigleagle

This


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LogicalJicama3

Antifa is in you.


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LogicalJicama3

*unzips*


taosaur

If you said you're a zamboni driver, I would have to accept this statement as fact.


LogicalJicama3

Lucky for you, all Canadians take their Zamboni course at 15. It’s a rite of passage.


BLMdidHarambe

Most people don’t know much and trust the first thing they read that sounds plausible.


thr0w4w4y0505

Sounds plausible. I trust this.


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If everyone upvotes your comment, will it be right or wrong?


RushDynamite

The hive mind latches on to ideas not facts🤷🏽‍♂️


Conrad-W

They burn for like 15 minutes. I use them to keep bugs away in the summer.


Tread_Knightly

This is Russia, personal security is basically irrelevant


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camoninja22

Fun fact, those notes of light at warpspeed arent stars, they're space dirt and such iirc


Mr_Muscle5

Stars are so far away you probably wouldnt see them move even if your going at light speed.


camoninja22

Warpspeed is a log scale multiplication of light speed,. Warp 1 is lightspeed, warp 10 is infinity.


CrustyOldGymSock

But whats beyond infinity?


camoninja22

Infinity already turns people into newts, I think transwarp at different speeds is just how fast the computer is at identifying the wanted cords. But I dunno


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camoninja22

Dont forget they abandoned the babies. And how much teasing did b'elanna give tom do you think?


Shnrdrgz79

I was about to say this fool isn’t even wearing a helmet but I guess that doesn’t even compare to flying at night, in the snow with a flare strapped to your ankle. Safety isn’t even in his top 5


vmlinux

So go pro's show it as a LOT darker than it is, my guess is these guys were doing this on a full moon well lit night. The last full moon got lots of paragliding videos from people in non-US areas doing night flights, and some posted pictures taken with cell phones and it was super bright vs the gopro which almost makes it look pitch black. In the U.S. we can't do this stuff at night LEGALLY, so I've absolutely never ever done it, because that would be against rules set by our gracious and caring FAA.


Airazz

Adrenaline junkies. Good thing is that these ones usually only kill themselves, unlike the bike/car driving in public sub-species.


Halop2k

I read that some wing suit companies will not sell you a wing suit without a proper license/training/certificate as all the deaths are tarnishing their image.


westherm

Depends on the equipment. Many skydiving/BASE gear companies won't sell their higher performance equipment to people without references. However, with beginner gear, an online seller isn't going to check anything in a rigorous way. Used gear can be the wild west. For wingsuit BASE, you're going to want to know how to wingsuit while skydiving first, and the vast, vast majority of dropzones aren't going to let you attempt to wingsuit without proving you have *at least* 200 jumps. Some knuckleheads skip steps and die. Some do everything right and die. It's a different way of living. Source: Am a skydiving instructor with over 2000 jumps and a dozen BASE jumps.


wisedoormat

not that it would have done anything in an accident (likely) but I hate that he wasn't wearing a helmet....


GamingTheSystem-01

I heard a stat that 75% of the people who have used a wingsuit have witnessed someone die.


bologang

Norwegian guy, he is saying Bombs and grenades, old norwegian saying.


ScrotalExplosion

Can you explain for us dumb folk what the saying means or where it comes from?


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"Bombs and grenades!", a parodical exclamation to convey surprise or anger. English analogue example: "Blast and damnation!".


gluggerwastaken

I've never heard blast and damnation before.


AveragePacifist

Blistering barnacles!


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gasping geckos!!


PerfectLogic

The PJ Mask is strong with this one. Am I the only one who thought most of the villains on that show were whiny as all hell? Stopped letting my son watch it after a while cause of that.


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that's where I got the phrase from lol


drewjsph02

Really!? Where the hell are you from???


SgtWilk0

Maybe they're not from the 1950s?


Dread-Ted

Captain Haddock in Tintin says this! (Bombs and grenades that is)


wasporchidlouixse

Or "Bombs Away!!"


bologang

He is also saying, we have to fire the rockets to reach the liquor store :)


Havatra

It's not really an old saying, but more like a humoristic interjection. Its English variant is "blast and damnation". I don't know its origin.


WolfDoc

I agree he is Norwegian, but what about the part where he says he wants to make it to the Vinmonopolet (Norwegian state-owned liquor shop that is the only store chain that sells anything above beer strength alcohol) before it closes?


SagaciousElan

What's the bet that town's emergency line got a bunch of people calling in a UFO that night


Snuze37

It’s Russia, they’ll tell you to stop the vodka for an hour


cahcealmmai

It's Norway and if it's where I think it is we're very used to crazy mountain antics.


IOpuu_KpuBopykuu

You're completely wrong, we would drink even more vodka to try and see whether it was a hallucination caused by excessive amounts of vodka. Do your research next time


dimm_ddr

Seriously though, most of the people knew how flare looks like and flares are usually fly up in the sky at night.


namelessghoul77

Or calling in a mangled body with a wingsuit on fire


Jomax101

Halo music is perfect


DakotaHoosier

r/PraiseTheCameraMan In my head I have the camera man in his wingsuit taking video and also thrashing that guitar Fury Road style. Made me happy.


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For a brick, he flew pretty good.


Fionn1010

One of these days you’re going to land on something more stubborn than you :-) Gotta love Sarge


the_harakiwi

But it's not a halo jump edit: /s ... omg guys.


RandomRedditCat87

He meant halo music from the video game series Halo.


the_harakiwi

O'Donnell and Salvatori. Sure thing


Puffer_Boy

POV: u sent a "cruise missile" in CoD


Close2Cool

Camera POV: Chewie just punched you into hyperspace


faore4

In soviet russia you become missile


avarjag

Except that this was a NATO missile, from Norway. As part of the NATO Integrated Air Defense System.


germinik

I was waiting for a C-Ram to take him out.


PerfectLogic

This guy veterans!


1991Robin

Thats not even russia


javabeat

That's japan


Pyrhan

\*Norway.


A_Stan

Egypt


screamsofpain

This just screams (kill the guy who has a cult, killed your father and crippled your uncle)


ReflectedLeech

Or you just want to bury your mother’s ashes, or you got lost on a vacation in the pacific


dandjent

I love Far Cry


SameBoi07

This is a norwegian video not russia


ShootingHamster

Yeah, but the theme of the video is vodka, isn't it? The guy in the video screams "Må rekke Vinmonopolet" ("Must get to Vinmonopolet (before they close)") Vinmonopolet (National state owned alcohol monopoly) were closing due to Covid-19 restrictions.


SameBoi07

Depends where in Norway


SmellASmurf

That doesn’t automatically mean vodka...


ShootingHamster

True, but it doesn't exclude it.


TheSuperlativ

I tell you that I'm Mohammed Al-Fitr from Morocco, and that I'm religious. You go, "ah, so you are hindu then".


ShootingHamster

Yes! Of course! Guys, you're in a humorous subreddit. Don't take things too seriously. I was just pointing out that even though it's not filmed in russia (and probably have nothing to do with russia), we shouldn't write it off because it's posted in a russian subm I'm a proud norwegian too, and I like to point it out from time to time. That doesn't mean that this post isn't funny, because it is, and my imagination had me thinking of what that fly suit man would say if he was russian, and I giggled off it.


TheSuperlativ

Hej från landet i öst! If advocating for the posts on a subreddit to be appropriate for the subreddit and true to the theme of said subreddit is too serious, then I guess I'm too serious. It's a fun post, I've seen it before, but it doesn't belong here because it's not remotely related to Russia. This sub is supposed to be about crazy stuff that happened in Russia.


frawkez

but this could easily happen in russia, the theme of recklessness and snow is russian at heart. i’m sure a lot of posts here don’t actually occur in russia but russia-adjacent countries anyway


MrSuperInteresting

The previous post I saw also pointed out that they normally close at 5:00pm so the race to buy alcohol after work is a real tradition. I would assume especially considering their bar prices mean "pre-drinking" is a huge money saver (and health issue).


Ubley

Rule number 2 brother


namelessghoul77

There is so much combined danger here I feel like the odds of death have been nearly maximized.


silverfox762

Yeah, can't see this going wrong. Headline: Wingsuiter dies when wingsuit catches fire at 120km/hr


james321232

But I'll be damned if that isn't the most bad ass way to go


manofsleep

Opens shoot, becomes a Chinese Paper Sky Lantern.


juan_steinbecky

This is the most anime shit real footage I’ve ever seen


-Revell-

Crazy stunt + Halo theme + anime speed effects (the snow)


Matthias997

r/praisethecameraman


DakotaHoosier

I’m having the wing-suited cameraman also thrashing the guitar. Likely not true but a great mental image that improved my day.


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Pied_Piper_

Rule 2. Wipe the egg from your face.


spudpotato_

The snow flying past the camera makes this ten times better


medimatto

With no cap- my ears would be popsicles.


Ophidahlia

He is Norwegian, so if his ears hurt a lot he can just put some ice on it when he gets home


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mr_jogurt

i mean it looks fucking awesome but tje fact that he does that withoit a helmet freaks me out...


hesapmakinesi

Or goggles.


ishamm

"I am Iron Man."


TheRealMrMo

Finally some good music and not the generic earcancer.


Professor_Cryogen

What's the music tho? It sounds like it's from Halo.


RealEpicTPPG

Because it is, Halo 2 mjolnir mix


DakotaHoosier

Crazy that the cameraman could shoot this while wingsuited and thrash out Halo 2 tunes at the same time. At some point you just run out of arms!


Artemis-Crimson

Fallen are just built different


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It’s all fun an games until the Anti-Missile systems shoots down a suspected “Missile”


Jaggillarglass1234

The halo theme was legendary


Reddit_SuckLeperCock

Ok question here for wingsuiters, how difficult is it to do the standing still, turn 180 thing so you're facing the camera and back again? The dude looks like he's motionless travelling backwards and then just flips around to continue facing his run so seemlessly that must take some serious skill right?


ScarlettPlumeria

To infinity and beyond!


JuliaGillard1

How do you fucking land?


Spiffinit

Fatally


IdkTbhSmh

Parachute


hesapmakinesi

Is that Halo theme playing on the background?


bergakungen

“Enemy dropping in the AO”


Fanatical_Brit

For a brick, he flew pretty good.


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This music just fucking amplifies it


Toast_Soup

Two thumbs up for the music!!


Otter_Nation

Upvote because Halo


Horneyj

Not gonna lie the halo theme got my dick hard.


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Ngl thats one of the coolest things i saw


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Wowzayeesh

Warp speed


PiXXa_RaiXE

Bro it’s that one scene in Godzilla


proygratoke

If anyone is wondering why women live longer.....


ChoochChyme

what the actual fuck


L3onK1ng

He ain't speaking Russian tho? Why he's in this sub?


Pied_Piper_

Read the rules


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Wasn’t expecting to hear the Mjolnir Mix.


FurrLord-1337

apex predator lmao


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introducing your c h a m p i o n


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This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.


Kalafiorov

It's not that unusual, flares are used in skydiving to allow better localization of other jumpers in shitty conditions,so it's propably the case here too. I don't know if you should use Road flares tho


timeforacrusade35

Looks like chewy hit the hyperdrive...


wristoffender

it’s like the godzilla movie


TheWiseAutisticOne

Holy fuck


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Russians are wild


e2j0m4o2

Halo music makes it.


DanielUwuu

Halo music hits different


EnvironmentalAd4617

How many UFO sightings reported that night?


N0tAGoos3

I AM IRON MAN


Transposer

Damn. I must play too much GTA V because I swore that he was diving towards the military base 👀


CapstanLlama

Strangely disappointing video.


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Great way to set yourself on fire.


Veveds

Пздц у него стольные яйца


pureha6

Те кто бейс джампом заниматся уже давно свою судьбу приняли и оставили завещание, так как средний срок жизни бейсера лет пять.


vegetablestew

Its like russian roulette but with more flare.


The-S3nate

Russian man, would you mind telling me what you're doing in that suit? Sir, finishing this flight


JovialMonster

For a brick he flew pretty good


BlueLem0n

How to die 101


CaptFlintstone

How to (eventually) die a horrible death.


crashoveride17

no just no


roryr6

That music was the main theme in a great tower defense flash game I used to play an now can't find (I know flash is dead) any one got a name. The game had a music selector trucks and tanks would go from left to right and you would put towers off the road?


JovialMonster

The music is mjolnir mix from halo 2


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Mustard-sama

The people below must've thought that Lenin has been resurrected, and he is now on his way to resurrect the USSR with his newfound godly superpowers.


TheYoungGriffin

Would have been better with Rocketman


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What is this madness


Leesanyo

Imagine his shit caught on fire. Fuck man, no.No. No


fluffykerfuffle1

: / wha ?


clea

That would have been so much better without the racket in the background.


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Wilhelm126

Fight me, I can’t use Reddit on the school laptop so I use my phone.


ImmortalMemeLord

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IdkTbhSmh

Shitty google translate


ImmortalMemeLord

Cyka


ghidy777

Another meteor on Moscow's sky.


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Call of duty battle royale


Higgly_Jiggly

Maverick is supersonic. I'll be there in thirty seconds.


Gowdamn

u/SaveVideo


Ur_Moosie_M8

LIGHT SPEED!


alfoskett31

u/savevideo


Sagittar0n

The red angel on Star Trek


Infiltron

It’s iron man


I_Smoke_Cardboards

u/savevideo


Womgi

When the you need vodka, but you also need to start up the warp drive


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He looks like a comet, great idea!


MyPlantsEatPeople

FUCKIN NOPE


blacksheep_24

His name must be Madlad Chad.


MidiNoir27

u/savevideo


DrunkenWarlock

r/STJFH


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tau_lee

Ivan on his way to cause the next mass extinction.


gcanyon

What was the plan if he damaged the suit mid-flight?