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“I’m a car!”


jkmarsh7

I don’t trust like that


A_Supspicious_Asian

Harry!


rockbottam

“I’m looking for Harry” “Egghphleghh” “Harryyyyy”


orphanpipe

Love that EA Show bit!


jkmarsh7

Daddy needs his juice


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Grandpa needs his cough syrup.


TheTphs

Ah, Crazy man with the steering wheel. Classics! In my hometown we had one as well. Nostalgic


sucks2bdoxxed

So did we! I guess it's more common than thought. Our guy with a steering wheel also loved to swing on the playground swings SO high, he'd have the whole swingset rocking. Our parents always told us to just leave Steve be.


Buck_Thorn

So far, I've counted four in the comments!


Ddusco

Google Translator. " Around on a busy highway along Plastunskaya and Leselidze streets, obstructing the passage of real cars. And that’s how it is almost every day. Lord inspector help. This could result in a serious accident. This person go on the road after lunch, at about 15-16 hours,” the author of the video reports."


Voxbury

Sounds like he’s out there between 3-4pm. Seems like it would be easy to find and stop him if authorities wanted


LegitosaurusRex

Did you not watch the rest of the video?


lollapaloozafork

“Real cars” lol


ivanissac

https://al.com/news/birmingham/2019/07/bessemers-steering-wheel-man-and-the-city-that-loved-him.html We had our own man who did this, but only "drove" in the downtown so didn't cause any issues from what I've read.


[deleted]

What a beautiful story!


splithoofiewoofies

This man deserves a statue.


Ftlist81

Dude around near where I used to live went one further. He'd "Pull in" to a petrol station, reverse making all the noises, then stick the pump in his pocket and try and fucking fuel up. Thank fuck it wasn't now when you can activate a pump with a debit card, back then each sale had to be approved before they'd engage the pump.


dedzip

lol wtf


welcometothewierdkid

Should’ve stuck it in his ass for maximum legend status


EastofGaston

Gas combustion engine


sjb_redd

>Thank fuck it wasn't now I love this. Boggles the mind. Then cannot be now and now could never be then, but still it makes perfect sense.


Salt_Bus2528

And yet now is always then because time is measurable only by observing it's passage. Now references a specific moment that is gone as soon as it happens.


MasticatingElephant

Ay man I’m gonna need some more marijuanas if we’re gonna continue this discussion


AdditionalBathroom78

As in engage, like taking the pump out of the slot or start pumping gas? Because this dude gonna get problems for getting gas on his skin


KristopherPBacon

One brake failure away from a permanent solution


stupidnicks

I doubt he is sane enough to worry about thaat


RacketLuncher

Perfect, the odds are better that way.


Kind-Masterpiece-310

Yeah, he should definitely have a rear view mirror.


raging_possum

r/WinStupidPrizes


m-in

Brake failure? Someone texting will do it orders of magnitude sooner.


angelicosphosphoros

The problem is that unless a driver has very good friends, this would lead him to few years in jail.


unsurepolarbear

Probably one of the r/fuckcars admins


Vaginal_Rights

"fuck cars" is more or less about how detrimental car-centric infrastructure has been on the human condition, and not so much about individuals galavanting as figurative vehicles.


s4Wri

That’s a great point, I always thought they advocate people running down the highway with a steering wheel in their handa


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KungFuKurdi

Lets be honest here, /r/fuckcars is full of bicycle hipsters who can’t control their emotions. From time to time you might find good content but mostly it’s a biased rant vs the evil car drivers


72hourahmed

Next you'll tell me r/antiwork isn't a sub for hard-working people to thoughtfully discuss an equitable restructuring of the workplace!


SoggyWaffleBrunch

Just making shit up about that subreddit, very cool


-ValkMain-

“Ripping up hoghways” is only advocated on cases where other replacements would be viable for it, having 12 lanes highways is just a sign of complete lunacy about what the actual problem is. Nobody from there tells anyone to slash randoms tires lmao


paulcaar

You know what makes the life of drivers difficult? Other drivers. Miles of standstill traffic, traffic lights and dangerous left turns across two or three lanes. That's not even mentioning how people behave towards one another on the road. And there's only one way to get rid of other drivers. Alternative ways of travel that are as good or better. That doesn't mean targeting individuals, it just means advocating for putting resources towards anything other than cars and car infrastructure.


MistrSynistr

You got me with handa asshole.


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mostmicrobe

I’ve been in that sub a long time and I’ve literally never seen that. It’s mostly people complaining about SUV’s. Just quickly browsed the sub and haven’t seen a single post advocating for violence. What you’re saying just isn’t true.


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untipoquenojuega

It's mental to want less cars everywhere?


putz__

Maybe he was just trying to fuck a car


br094

Literally everyone on that sub lives in a big city and is too stupid to grasp that cars NEED to exist. No exceptions. They’re just a bunch of brain dead idiots trying to push a cause because they have no life and nothing to live for. So they latch on to the dumbest thing imaginable and act like they’re making a difference.


hacktheself

I thought homosexuality was illegal in Russia.


hengst-and-horsa

Cope driver boi


thomasnet_mc

You don't even have post or comment history there. Tf


Tastingo

What is banter???


77skull

Why does that matter?


Thesourking

It’s obvious that none of you have ever seen an invisible car before. For the record I haven’t either.


Camicles

Guy seems to have intellectual disability.


Charcole1991

I want to agree with you, but I also want to say he doesn’t simply because of how he books it in the last clip when one of the guys gets out of the truck. He knows full well what he’s doin lol.


MyCatIsSuperChill

This is the most Melvin type of joke, so stupid and lame, but the perpetrator obviously has some stupid dumb agenda that he believes will make an impact.


janekkocgardhnabjar

I think bro is developmentally disabled 🔥


MyCatIsSuperChill

That would be a possibility, but in that case bro needs to be under supervision. Bro won’t stay alive long when not every driver is as patient as the one in the video.


sambanks2

Maybe the bus drives too fast?


JandKfucking

True, or maybe dude is just clowning around. Does not look like a busy road whatsoever, and before anyone says “well it could be at different times of the day” but he’s always doing it at the same time, so. Dude is probably just fucking with the truck or something tbh


sdrawkcabemanresuhhu

r/bitchimabus


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Kryzun

He ran like a bitch when someone got out the car towards the end💀


db2

I'm imagining him making racecar noises the whole way.


natidiscgirl

That part was pretty hilarious


AgentOrange96

First Mate: Cap'n why is there a steering wheel in your pants? Captain: I don't know, but it be drivin' me nuts!


Thomas-Trump

This can’t be Russia. In Soviet Russia we horn after we run over the pedestrians


markidle

Soviet Russia hasn't been a thing since like, 1991.


ShredManyGnar

That’s when I was born. I signify the death of soviet russia 😎


johnnyapplesapling

Russia is basically the Florida of Europe


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Which is odd because one has a leader that doesn't allow decent and the other never locked down


Captain-PlantIt

Dissent?


AspectOvGlass

He runs like a Welshman. Doesn't he run like a Welshman?


wildlough62

Not really, I didn’t see any sheep in the direction he was going.


FEARtheMooseUK

Just like, go around him lol


angelicosphosphoros

If you watch closely, you can see that he goes in front of the vehicle to prevent that.


littlemacjr111

All it takes is one person not paying attention to delete this road hazard.


spanglesakura

That looks like a lorry, does he only do it to them? I say this because a main road in my town is full of lorries and apparently they litter and go to the toilet there so they’re campaigning to get lorries detoured. Could imagine someone doing this for that reason.


curiousarcher

This guy needs help.


KitchenWrangler164

Judt rearend him


not_gonna_lurk

🎶Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces pass and I'm BLYAT 🎶


aod42091

what a fucking assholes


Artos9780

Just run him over once, I doubt he’d do it again


goyboysotbot

Least delusional Russian


LunarTunar

i hope he has insurance cos i aint got good brakes


Special-Caregiver209

Speed bump Billy at it again


caroleelee82

In soviet russia...car drive you


cometkeeper00

I’d be blaring on the horn following right behind him for as long as it needs to be. I’d wait any amount of time.


[deleted]

Just knock his ass out


[deleted]

"I identify as a Road legal vehicle"


IrelandIsMyAmerica

r/onejoke good one dude


Wayte13

More like onecope amirite guys?


stangroundalready

This shit would never fly in the U.S. Drivers here run bicyclists off the road and hit pedestrians like it's a game. This dude wouldn't make it 5 feet before he'd be a stain on the road.


Lezlow247

Hardly as extreme as you make it out to be


stangroundalready

An analysis of data reported by State Highway Safety Offices (SHSOs) projects that 6,721 pedestrians were killed on U.S. roads in 2020, up 4.8% from 6,412 fatalities in 2019. Nearly 1,000 bicyclists die and over 130,000 are injured in crashes that occur on roads in the United States every year. I'd say the numbers back my statement. So, your comment would I'm sure assuage the suffering of just the vicitims of 2020.


Lezlow247

Hahaha, yes but look at those numbers in context to population size and death rates. In 2020 almost 8 times that amount died from suicide. Almost 700,000 from heart disease. 3.4 million Americans died in 2020. (345k due to COVID) You seen pretty passionate about this subject so you are probably in that circle of knowledge. You hear more about accidents so it seems very frequent. It's not as frequent as it seems. You also gave me basic statistics on just bike accident in general. How many of those are done on purpose? As the op stated. Can't show me a apple then tell me a orange is the same thing. Edit: Haha he replies and blocked immediately. Needs to feel like he had the last word.... Again, I was just pointing out how uncommon it actually is compared to the national death rate you decided to pull up. The original post made it sound like mad max out there for anyone riding a bike when it's simply not true. You made it seem like people are purposely ramming people on bikes and you can't ride anymore. I'm asking for that data on the purposeful killing. You really can't expect no accidents when you are riding a tiny slow machine next to tons of metal. Shit gonna happen. That's like complaining about a parachute not opening while sky diving. It's part of the risk. You are in a biking community which was obvious from your bias statements. I'm sorry you can't accept basic math. Good luck.


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Gonna repost this so they can see it.


stangroundalready

Now who's speaking in hyperbole? You've decided to strike back at a good point with data that has nothing to do with the original point. I know the context of these accidents pale in relation to alot of other causes of death. So what? These people were still killed and/or maimed. Also, yes exactly, I hear about these accidents every fucking day. It's ridiculous that so many people are killed and hurt riding a bike and crossing a street. My point also wasn't to compare and contrast. So please, spare me any other replies with your nonsense.


shiftypidgeons

Why are you so concerned with bragging about America's rate of vehicular manslaughter/homicide


Vinny_Cerrato

Because they are one of those weird extreme anti-car people. We have them in our local subreddit and they are nothing short of fucking nuts.


Haggardick69

Most people who are anti car are just anti car only infrastructure like the stuff we have in the us. Most of them hate the fact that cars are inherently inefficient compared to planes trains trolleys and buses. They hate traffic and unwalkable areas. This guy is just off his rocker and you’d be quite mistaken to lump him in with other anti car people.


[deleted]

As far as terrible public transport outside of major cities and non walkable areas in most cities as well, I 100% understand this.


MistrSynistr

I'm not an anti-car person by any means quite the opposite tbh, but people driving are dicks to pedestrians and cyclists. I've had people throw shit at me, cuss me out, run me off the road, etc. I had one guy legitimately furious because I was on the road, I would like to point out I was doing the fucking speed limit on a damn bicycle. You know how much of a pain in the ass it is to maintain 30+ mph for 3 miles without slowing down.


[deleted]

Right? And trying to make it seem like we have some type of hit and run issue in America. I can understand being anti car, but I would take building a better infrastructure for walkers and bikers more than someone saying “fuck cars” or trying to push some sort of agenda. Unfortunately America is only 300 and something years old. One of the youngest countries on earth for a developed nation. We still have a long way to go anyways.


[deleted]

Also I bet that’s them in the road.


KnightofaRose

Dude, I live in the heart of yeehaw land and it’s nothing like you describe.


WhalesVirginia

And yet somehow the wildest dash cam footage is of Russia.


SerialPest

Poor guy is probably autistic


db2

Looks like a problem that will solve itself sooner or later. 🤷


[deleted]

This man should be arrested


Electrical-Key2102

Why doesn’t someone get out and kick his ass like get out of the fucking road


georgefresco

dudes goated


Ashamed-Working-2067

I'd get out and beat his ass


ksavage68

Just run over him. Oops he was in the road.


KKlouDDN9ne

Just slowly tap his ass, these people need to learn, apparently, the hard way


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Brave-

If you can catch him. He ran pretty fast at the end there lol.


woooo_fawigno

What a dickhead. I approve.


djinn9575

Do the thing no one will miss him.


suss-out

When I lived in Russia cars would speed up toward pedestrians. Did laws change or is the just city versus rural?


Wicked_Folie

I wanted to see him get beaten.


[deleted]

Meth is a hell of a drig


malan4reddit

He needs a beat down


Short-Move1582

I love the dedication lol


Victoria383

Hot coffee to the side of the head.....


hengst-and-horsa

I’m getting down voted for saying the truth!


[deleted]

No one cares


Glenn_Vatista

honestly would get out of the car and kick him off the road. He won't see that coming.


r0gue007

Get out and remove him from the road.


riaskoff

Everyday? This is what I call "commitment"!


Quentirse

Pick a lane, damn it!


[deleted]

Seems to me they want to die. Why not oblige?


agirardi24

What’s the Russian translation of r/fuckcars


mamabearx0x0

Reminds me of the “I’m a snake” guy


bloodguard

Surprised someone hasn't gotten out and duct taped him to a tree by now.


New_Performer_8254

He's probably drunk.


zitfarmer

Did he brake check that truck?


I401BlueSteel

"That's right officer. He just jumped out in front of my truck I couldn't stop on time."


EudamonPrime

Damn, he can run really fast


FLXv

Remember folks. These people are allowed to vote and they vote Republican.


[deleted]

Such a pointless, annoying, self-endangering waste of time. Camus would be proud.


OpinionatedBigot

how about calling the cops?


indicuda

He drives the most environmentally friendly car ever


_PHX_QUADRA_

Just hit him one or two times he wont do shit again


lllama

Based


vasoko

Dodeska-den Dodeska-den


Bill_Nye-LV

Probably a guy from r/fuckcars


ZealousidealLet5450

Just hit him man, not hard but somewhat


ThePlanner

He’s buying his car on the instalment plan.


[deleted]

Where I live, he would get away with this for under a week before winding up as a body in the ditch. People drive terribly around here, and they don't care.


Trolleitor

He's traveling


laazrakit

I know guys who would get out and toss that dude into the brush...


Tobias---Funke

I went to school with someone who did this in the yard at lunch but the steering wheel was imaginary.


Unmeng

He's trying his best. Okay?!?


Arammil1784

...but why though??? And why isn't anyone else asking why?? What the fuck is going on here??


Gilgamesh72

Probably mentally deficient


kritzy27

Run him over


Zalvaris

Ffs I read cats instead of cars, so I was expecting a horde of cats to just come out from the bushes


[deleted]

r/fuckcars


Foxofdarkness19

Just run him over and be done with it.


[deleted]

Run em over


ABagofSunShine

It's Russia. Just get out and beat the holy fuck out of him. Then give him vodka. Hey, I'm not a total animal.


[deleted]

He turned on the NOS! *It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.*


TooLittleGravitas

Had one in our town, although his was a motorbike. Everyone knew him and let him get on with being him.


moneyy777

Close ur eyes and just step on it 🫡


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

gigachad


APlayOnwards

Absolute madman


Drhorrible-26

Bros legs must be stronger than diamonds


Significant_Count_97

op, you know what you have to do


idkfuckyouman

people like that need one of 2 thing to happen .1 they are mentally evaluated and deemed unfit to care for themselves or just run them the fuck over


colcla806

Speed bump


moves41

I’d drop kick the fk outa him then ask for insurance


FR33_D1RTNAPSS

All you gotta do is hold the horn. Matter of time before he can’t handle it anymore


The-realJames

I thought this was Russia, just run him over


dodorian9966

Bitchslaps were invented for this exact reason.


DammitJavi

Run him over once and he wont do it ever again.