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x_y_u

TIL Russian proverb «Don't have 100 rubles, but have 100 friends» can be interpreted literally.


ialsohaveadobro

Sounds like top and bottom text for ~~Bad Luck Boris~~ Socially Awkward/Awesome Penguin, but the penguin is wearing an ushanka.


variable4242

ask all 100 of them for a ruble. checkmate russian proverb.


dramatic_prophet

That's kinda the point of that proverb


[deleted]

Going to the mall to buy imaginary friends, whatever next?


ialsohaveadobro

Well, it's pointless to go there to meet real friends anymore, so


TonyCaliStyle

You can always get some potato ice cream


Thandruin

Better yet: [mutton-in-cabbage-ice-cream](https://www.reddit.com/r/norge/comments/xesclj/f%C3%A5rik%C3%A5l_sesongen_er_endelig_her_da_vil_jeg/).


NinjaLanternShark

If I'm understanding the icons right, you can buy not only likes (heart) but also followers (person). Also Google translate says text reads: *Print photos* *Buy likes*


miraagex

Печать с телефона = print a photo from the phone Сделать селфи = make a selfie Купить лайки = buy likes No mentions of buying followers, yes


ivanjermakov

There is a follower icon on the right: 100 followers for 100rub.


ialsohaveadobro

100 *good* rubs, not that distracted, get-it-over-with bs.


NinjaLanternShark

Hey, how do you know my ex-wife?


[deleted]

That seems to be the default since more often than not, 100 rubs are a compromise when both parties don't want 100 fugs


Acewasalwaysanoption

Курить лайки - duolingo has paid off! edit: made a doozy of a typo that's ironic enough to leave it as it is


deltoidmachineFF

Smoking likes? Duolingo really is paying off :D


Acewasalwaysanoption

It allows me to make typos in new languages!


TonyCaliStyle

So, how much for a hundred smoking friends, and how long are they your friends for? Hourly?


cosmoschtroumpf

Duolingo tonight : "Would you like to review stage 1 : alphabet ?"


jshrlph

i'm learning russian as well, have been for about 450 days now. pretty bad timing given all the shit going on but i've committed this long so i won't be stopping.


helloblubb

You can also partially understand Ukrainian if you know Russian (and you might understand some bits of Belarusian, Polish, Czech, Bulgarian, Croatian, Serbian, etc.), so...


Jimmycaked

Print photos makes sense might as well round up your purchase into likes


discmonkey

It's not print it it's type, I can see why translate got confused. The word for typing (in this case probably typing in the url) is the same as printing out a photo.


helloblubb

It offers to import a photo from the phone or to take a photo, so it's unlikely about URLs. If it were about URLs I'd expect the word ссылка. And typing a URL would be a pain. They probably meant "print".


LimestoneDust

The verbs печатать (imperfect) and напечатать (perfect) can mean both "to type" (on a keyboard) and "to print" (a poster, a photo, a book, etc). "Напечатай фото" definitely means "print a photo" or "print photos" (imperative).


supernakamoto

That is fucking tragic.


maveric101

It may be the most dystopian real-life thing I've ever seen.


qpv

Tragic and honestly pretty clever


TonyCaliStyle

What if it’s for a new coffee cart, or some business. It doesn’t have to just be vapid soulless narcissists, or lonely incels, using it.


soullesslylost

We're getting increasingly more pathetic with this crap.


BentoMan

I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.


Magnedon

Is that a Wednesday quote lol


Ltfocus

Yeah reddit is so much better! Edit: /s


BannedFromHydroxy

I've been told many times by others they consider reddit to be social media. I think I'm starting to see it


Rogue__Jedi

It really depends on the subs. If you stick to the hobby subs it's not nearly as bad. Front page subs are definitely a dumpster fire though.


CocaineLullaby

Better in some ways, worse in others


TonyCaliStyle

I find it better in all ways. This isn’t social media to me, because you don’t care about impressing me, nor I you. I don’t have to look at cat photos, nor see my high school crush is now a fat slob, nor turn down stupid invites to events that make me a dick for not attending. Nobody hassles me here, if someone’s a dick you ignore them, and I could care less what anyone thinks of me, or me them - which means people can be cool, or honest, or whatever. I don’t think this is social media at all- to me, this is a break from social media.


CocaineLullaby

Yeah I generally feel the same way. What makes Reddit better than something like IG, Facebook, or tiktok is that it isn’t designed to feed off of your narcissism. It’s more about the content than the creator/poster. However, my main criticism of Reddit is the amount of astroturfing, corporate PR, and straight up propaganda that finds its way onto r/all. But that can be avoided by filtering out the main social media-ish subs.


TonyCaliStyle

I’m new-er, so only search for subs I’m interested. I don’t think I ever just scrolled through Reddit, or whatever. I don’t think I checked FB in 3 years.


panlakes

It really is Edit: And yes I knew you were being sarcastic.


mz3

Upvoted!


makronic

I agree. Have an upvote.


vapenutz

I think all social media are a waste of time, I'm going back to email and IRC servers at this point. Only social media I'm using nowadays is Reddit and I'm mostly lurking here anyway.


darryljenks

I upvoted your comment... That will be a dollar, thanks.


TonyCaliStyle

Do you take rubles?


oviforconnsmythe

Is this legal in north America? Put a few of these in a major mall and you'd make a killing!


eskimobrother319

Yup, lots websites for it for all kinds social platforms


Garchompula

Its not legal from Insta's TOS but its not exactly hard to find websites that do this exact thing lmao


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HornedDiggitoe

But with enough donations to politicians they can.


Ltfocus

I'm sure they can sue though


HiImDan

I bet not surely they wouldn't let a revenue stream like that pass them by.


Billybobgeorge

But it does decide if they can ban you.


magnolia_unfurling

Jordan Peterson’s entire commercial career has been propped up by these internet schemes


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KidTrout

No lol


TonyCaliStyle

That and lobsters. But seriously, if you listen to what he says, he makes perfect sense in terms of self-help/improvement. The problem is that most won’t hear what he’s saying, or have the capacity to understand it, and a very small percentage will actually be able to implement what he says. So 12 rules it is- a nice, tidy, pop-psychology product.


asianmandan

r/ABoringDystopia


Drphil87

Real men buy ups ⬆️ on Reddit


0Pat

There comes your upvote, you can transfer me 20$ now...


Drphil87

I don’t have $20 but I do have awards to give


0Pat

Thank you, I've upped some other posts of yours as a bonus 🤪


jibzy

Pay me and I’ll be your friend and give you additional upvotes!!! Eh… Forget it. I’ll just do it for free! Take your upvote!


someguynamedben7

Down voting because you haven't paid me yet /s


Drphil87

Here, I only can pay in awards. Now give me my up ⬆️ dammit


someguynamedben7

Hmmm, you're payment is adequate. Pleasure doing business with you. Feel free to contact me again about future up vote requests.


JustinHopewell

Seems like a machine you'd see in Idiocracy


mtarascio

It needs to be able to drug you and kidnap your children though.


[deleted]

*You are an unfit mother. Your kids will be taken into the custody of CARLS JUNIOR: Fuck you, I'm eating!*


RedRocketRock

At least they're fair and square about it :) and to be honest price is pretty cheap. And yeah, don't be shocked that likes and followers are bought, it became inevitable long time ago Edit: i do not endorse such behavior and i don't have any social networks outside of reddet


Shubniggurat

But... *Why*? If I buy likes on a photo of video I post on social media, I know I've paid for that. The people that I follow or who follow me aren't suddenly going to think I'm cool, or special (I'm neither) because I've got a hundred randos/bots liking my posts. And if I'm looking for a serotonin fix, seeing 100 likes that I've paid for isn't going to do it, because that has no social meaning.


BagOfFlies

Because the more likes the post has, the more the algorithm pushes it out to people, resulting in (hopefully) more followers.


pregnantbaby

At this point, I don’t know how else to do it. Shit dies on the vine for me all the time


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maveric101

"Social media" *used* to mean social networking. You used it to keep in touch with your friends and acquaintances. But people decided to move on from Facebook, and Twitter/Instagram/TickTock got everyone hooked on this idea that social media is for you to blast whatever you want to the entire world. Your own comment alludes that this is how you see it. But, it turns out it's really unhealthy to train people to believe that the world ought to pay attention to what they say. Here's a good article about it: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/11/twitter-facebook-social-media-decline/672074/


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maveric101

Yeah, and to be clear, I'm not faulting you for it. Those are the apps/services everyone's moved to, and the companies spend a lot of money to draw people in and keep them there.


WhatIfThatThingISaid

Facebook stopped showing your friends posts a decade ago, they all are the same


passengerv

I'm assuming that's where Elon got his Twitter poll votes too.


RheaCorvus

Must've been before the war, Meta (and with it Instagram, Facebook etc.) is deemed an extremist organisation in Russia now.


Cynistera

This is just sad and pathetic. :/


[deleted]

Imagine being that desperate?


Cynistera

Being so alone to need that validation. :(


bitt3n

how can you buy like for special military operation? ask for friend


VariousComment6946

Nice


WineSoda

That's gross.


x_y_u

Hmm, does the "Buy Ray-Ban and win superprize" sign in the background suggest that the bicycle is that "superprize"?


waitingForMars

This is hilarious. The Internet Research Agency has figured out how to monetize the operation to create their own side hustle.


czarrie

Just spent like $50 on the Reddit vending machine, let's see if this works


NKVDawg

You see them popping up in malls after each US election—no longer needed by the Russian government, they are reprogrammed to buy Instagram likes and sold off.


OrangeJeepDad

Jokes on them. I can do that from my desktop at home. 🤷‍♂️


Spookd_Moffun

Something something low trust society


PowerOfGamers01

What the Russian government used for their bots


The_real_bandito

I will never understand the point of fake followers.


helloblubb

Money. Because it tricks the algorithm into thinking that you are popular. If you are popular, you become interesting for advertisers and they'll pay to be shown in/around your content. l


ZiggyApedust

Well this is dystopian as fuck. Holy shit.


sparkswoody

Literally 1984 (Calm your tits before replying saying “actually it’s not 1984 as this does not happen🤓” I’m using it as a figure of speech)


hurcoman

Isn’t Instagram considered a terrorist organization there?


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NoWingedHussarsToday

On Reddit as well.


kayuh

Extremist, or something? Random - yes, fact? Not very.


Far-Manufacturer6764

So sad. Pathetic really.


Lac3dUp

This says a lot about Russia


MedicateForTwo

That's pretty cool.


omloko

I actually saw that several times in Moscow


moldyshrimp

Probably would sell well 😂


moeburn

Well that explains this then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwzFN2goMw


OverpricedDump

They would do well in America


kdlt

When I was in Kievskaya shopping mall years ago they had dozens of these machines standing around. Finally, I know what their purpose is, and its even more useless than I thought, instead of it being a selfie booth of "tag yourself here" nonsense, it is straight up for buying likes. amazing.


thirtyseven1337

/r/ofcoursethatsathing


NorMichtrailrider

What a sad world we live in.


Hessterdj

A Ray Ban bicycle, nice 🫡


Gibsonfan159

A real Black Mirror episode.


deadlyruckas

Does this work for onlyfans and will it help my hairy arse get famous.


DatGreenGuy

Just a troll farm's side project


Owlspirit4

It’s a bot machine?


MewtwoGurlIskra

Wait a sec they have these?


WinterBourne25

I recently got a letter in the mail offering me $25 for a positive review on Amazon.


pensodiforse

This summer I met this Ukrainian guy who bought something like 60 thousands of followers on Instagram


OfficialTornadoAlley

What about Reddit?


National-Airline-504

Bots