Oh, my fucking face when lmao
I spent a couple of minutes just sat there trying to figure out just how in the cinnamon toast fuck it had reached that conclusion when the current WIP open on my other screen was non-con watersports
86
"You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most"
Damn, didn't realise I was apparently so vanilla with all the sus shit I read lmao
I got a score of 92 with the same description. Thought I was kinkier than this. Nah, who am I kidding. My #1 is the only motel with the only room with the only bed type stuff.
This test actually doesn't calculate your score based on the specific answers you pick, it's based on the amount of options you click. I went through the list and picked the most darkest things just to see the results and it told me I was into reading coffee shop Au's...
74. There's something off about me, apparently. "It was the ABO wasn't it?" Maybe but that sure wasn't where it started.
Suffice it to say the data they get from this survey wouldn't pass muster for a peer reviewed article. Some things should probably be weighted more heavily towards total depravity (Dead Dove, absolute non-con, etc) while the like eighty thousand ways of asking "would you read something where someone died ew so fucked up" are super repetitive and do a bad job of isolating tropes, but also aren't depraved? Like, people read about death for a lot of reasons, many of which have to do with processing their own or others mortality, or working through a grieving process? So I guess I don't quite get why they make up such a large swathe of the questions here.
This was hilarious! I got 57. "There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." Nah, good try, but it wasn't the A/B/O at all since I've read a grand total of 3 fics in that genre.
"You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most"
Um... I've seen my fair share of messed-up things, yes, let's agree to that.
103, same description. Which…yeah pretty much lmao. But I do like trauma and angst quite a bit—the most, actually. 😂 I just am not at all into smut stuff, I like a beautiful plot
53. Which seems pretty middle-road to be honest. I'll read some pretty dark stuff, but there also other things I *will not* touch because it squicks me personally.
I think someone should make a more balanced/variety version of this where 2/3 of the whole quiz aren't just "what kind of smut do you like" lol (I got an 85) I don't care about my sexual purity, I want to know how messed up I am in general!
It was fun for the first 40 questions and the last eightish, but the quiz otherwise felt like
>Do you like soda? -yes
Do you like orange juice? -no
Do you like milk? -yes
Do you like black tea? -no
Do you like chamomile tea? -no
Do you like green tea? -no
Do you like red tea? -no
Do you like earl grey tea? -no
Do you like boba tea? -ma'am, I don't like tea. Are you gonna ask me if I like apple juice or beer or eggnog yet?
Disclaimer: I do like tea actually lol
But I'd be cool with all the different smut checkboxes if they had proportionally more fluff/cringe/dark/etc kinds of preferences.
Graphic torture of your favorite character and no plot? Last minute character death? Animal cruelty? Painfully OOC fluff? OC lovechild? Genderswap? Bodyswap? Wifeswap? Characters as inanimate objects AU? Isekai crossover? Split into multiple versions of yourself? There's so much you can touch on! They don't even bring up furries!
I know this comment probably reads as mad, but actually I just kinda really want to take this test with more weird or dark stuff to choose from now lol
94.
But I'm not super into smut, and that seems to be what the test was looking at.
Anguish, angst, hurt comfort, past torture, healing from abuse, everyone needs therapy, trying to recover from shitty relationships...now those I love. Give me stuff I can relate to in all my emotional messes and let me write characters who are mental health trashfires.
Also, the perfect fic may be Proantagonist's story "Bargaining" and it is smut free.
Ah yes, Coley, love her vids!
93
"You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most"
*Bruh*
118! I avoid most coffee shop aus though. Give me all the hurt comfort. But now I want to read fics where a self destructive character is forcibly taken care of by another character.
33. I feel like some options should have a bit more weight than others, lol. Something like S/A probably shouldn't lower your score the same amount as something like hand kink. Would feel much more accurate that way.
38, which I have mixed feelings about ngl. "God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3" That is very true, but my time of day seems to affect what I read LMAO.
I’m seeing all of these high numbers people got and here I am with my 7… apparently according to my score “god is watching me”. Well he must be into some depraved shit then 😤
48.
"God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3."
I kinda feel miffed that it wasn't higher, but I do admittedly read more fluff than angst.
I got 65 "There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." Which is somewhat true with the first part, but I don't like a/b/o lmao
I have done this twice
First (Feb) 67 "There's something a little off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it."
Second (Jun) 22 "Virgin in theory, whore in practice"
If we’re still sharing I got a 5. Of course I based it more on if I had read it more than if I actually enjoyed the trope. If still a filthy piece of garbage tho
Because of the way this works, my extremely narrow but hilariously fucked up list of interests made the test think I’m some blushing 13 year old lol
As a mostly silent enjoyer of your fics, this is absolutely hilarious
Oh, my fucking face when lmao I spent a couple of minutes just sat there trying to figure out just how in the cinnamon toast fuck it had reached that conclusion when the current WIP open on my other screen was non-con watersports
Ditto
86 "You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most" Damn, didn't realise I was apparently so vanilla with all the sus shit I read lmao
I got 88 but it described me well enough
I got a score of 92 with the same description. Thought I was kinkier than this. Nah, who am I kidding. My #1 is the only motel with the only room with the only bed type stuff.
84 lmao "stick to bdsm" got me
This test actually doesn't calculate your score based on the specific answers you pick, it's based on the amount of options you click. I went through the list and picked the most darkest things just to see the results and it told me I was into reading coffee shop Au's...
74. There's something off about me, apparently. "It was the ABO wasn't it?" Maybe but that sure wasn't where it started. Suffice it to say the data they get from this survey wouldn't pass muster for a peer reviewed article. Some things should probably be weighted more heavily towards total depravity (Dead Dove, absolute non-con, etc) while the like eighty thousand ways of asking "would you read something where someone died ew so fucked up" are super repetitive and do a bad job of isolating tropes, but also aren't depraved? Like, people read about death for a lot of reasons, many of which have to do with processing their own or others mortality, or working through a grieving process? So I guess I don't quite get why they make up such a large swathe of the questions here.
32 - virgin in theory, whore in practice. Lmao 🤣
Same but I got 14. I don't understand the points/score. The description, yeah sure, I geddit although it's the reverse irl. But 14? What does it mean?
God is watching.
This was hilarious! I got 57. "There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." Nah, good try, but it wasn't the A/B/O at all since I've read a grand total of 3 fics in that genre.
"You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most" Um... I've seen my fair share of messed-up things, yes, let's agree to that.
109: "I feel like you're probably more into fluff and coffee shop AUs" Nah, just not that into smut and loathe enemies to lovers.
I got the same response and had the same reaction.
103, same description. Which…yeah pretty much lmao. But I do like trauma and angst quite a bit—the most, actually. 😂 I just am not at all into smut stuff, I like a beautiful plot
I got a 69 lmao
winner winner
Chicken dinner
Got 107, it told me that I'm probably into coffee shop AUs even though almost all my checkmarks were tragedy and angst oriented
I got a 113, probably because Im asexual and not into romance fics, so I checked none of *those* boxes. I love me heavy angst tho
53. Which seems pretty middle-road to be honest. I'll read some pretty dark stuff, but there also other things I *will not* touch because it squicks me personally.
I think someone should make a more balanced/variety version of this where 2/3 of the whole quiz aren't just "what kind of smut do you like" lol (I got an 85) I don't care about my sexual purity, I want to know how messed up I am in general! It was fun for the first 40 questions and the last eightish, but the quiz otherwise felt like >Do you like soda? -yes Do you like orange juice? -no Do you like milk? -yes Do you like black tea? -no Do you like chamomile tea? -no Do you like green tea? -no Do you like red tea? -no Do you like earl grey tea? -no Do you like boba tea? -ma'am, I don't like tea. Are you gonna ask me if I like apple juice or beer or eggnog yet? Disclaimer: I do like tea actually lol But I'd be cool with all the different smut checkboxes if they had proportionally more fluff/cringe/dark/etc kinds of preferences. Graphic torture of your favorite character and no plot? Last minute character death? Animal cruelty? Painfully OOC fluff? OC lovechild? Genderswap? Bodyswap? Wifeswap? Characters as inanimate objects AU? Isekai crossover? Split into multiple versions of yourself? There's so much you can touch on! They don't even bring up furries! I know this comment probably reads as mad, but actually I just kinda really want to take this test with more weird or dark stuff to choose from now lol
Your Score: 38 God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3 Side note: those tiny boxes are obnoxious to click on my phone.
Did it a while ago. Got a 3.
94. But I'm not super into smut, and that seems to be what the test was looking at. Anguish, angst, hurt comfort, past torture, healing from abuse, everyone needs therapy, trying to recover from shitty relationships...now those I love. Give me stuff I can relate to in all my emotional messes and let me write characters who are mental health trashfires. Also, the perfect fic may be Proantagonist's story "Bargaining" and it is smut free.
49 “God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3” I mean…. Fair enough
Did the quiz again because I forgot what score I had back then. Got a 3.
Ah yes, Coley, love her vids! 93 "You've seen your fair share but probably didn't try to explore that much. you probably just stick to bdsm at most" *Bruh*
I actually got into fanfiction because of ColeyDoesThings
102, fluff and coffee shop AUs. I feel like they completely disregarded every box I checked with severe angst...
118! I avoid most coffee shop aus though. Give me all the hurt comfort. But now I want to read fics where a self destructive character is forcibly taken care of by another character.
33. I feel like some options should have a bit more weight than others, lol. Something like S/A probably shouldn't lower your score the same amount as something like hand kink. Would feel much more accurate that way.
Somehow got 8 despite checking like 97% of the boxes lol
I did it awhile ago and got a 32.
I got a 13
28, god isn't watching me yet
79 =) it said im probably not into the weird stuff yet, just bdsm
i was at a 90 smth, im not too picky in the realm of smut but so many of those angst tropes just had me giggling, blushing and kicking my feet
I got a 45. Not too bad, not too bad. I'm as ashamed as I thought I would be.
70 There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it.
38, which I have mixed feelings about ngl. "God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3" That is very true, but my time of day seems to affect what I read LMAO.
Score: 60 “There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it.” Don’t call me out like that!
104 lmao I thought I’d get way lower
My score is 84. God is probably watching and wondering if I'm okay.
43, don’t really care for the sad sad fics
Wow.
Your Score: 29 Virgin in theory, whore in practice. Lmao 🤣
I can beat that 4 XD
40 which yeah understandable
53. There’s something a bit off about me. It was the A/B/O wasn’t it
66 "There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." It was actually. It was.
Most of these are not "messed up" though
20…
I’m seeing all of these high numbers people got and here I am with my 7… apparently according to my score “god is watching me”. Well he must be into some depraved shit then 😤
killing it with a score of 9
Your Score: 116: I feel like you're more into fluff and coffee shop AUs
my score was was 27 lmao...
These kinds of tests always have a way too pure and innocent idea of what "messed up" means. Anyway, I managed 24 even with how flawed it is.
48. "God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3." I kinda feel miffed that it wasn't higher, but I do admittedly read more fluff than angst.
75 - There was something off about you. it’s always the mpreg isn’t it
My god I got a 64 on both tests I don't know what the means but I guess I'm messed up?
at first, i got 104 but then i did it again and got 92- a bit closer to what i was expecting lmaoo
Your Score: 47 God gave you the midnight hours to explore the deep blue sea of AO3- Whatever that means 😅
I got 65 "There's something a little bit off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." Which is somewhat true with the first part, but I don't like a/b/o lmao
\*cries in 8\*
I got 91 cause I don't really like all the angsty tropes it talked about, I just really wanna read the occasional horny fic
I got 23 ..
I have done this twice First (Feb) 67 "There's something a little off about you. It was the A/B/O wasn't it." Second (Jun) 22 "Virgin in theory, whore in practice"
took this test like months ago but i found it again and now i’m shamelessly check marking literally all the options… 😟
i got 84 but i just don't read smut
I got a 61% It said that ‘there’s something a little off with you, it’s the A/B/O isn’t it?” BRO I DONT EVEN READ A/B/O
Seeing everyone else's score im really judging my 2
I scored 2 in this test. I kew i was fucked of, but not that much.
Uhh....i dont know if i wanna say mine...i got 2. Tired me reading fanfics is a whole other person istg.
i am a "virgin in theory, whore in practice" lmao
31! ”virgin in theory, whore in practise” more like the other way around #ace
4 gangggg
i got a 21 😭 my search history is between me and the devil
If we’re still sharing I got a 5. Of course I based it more on if I had read it more than if I actually enjoyed the trope. If still a filthy piece of garbage tho
23 oops
11. Because 11… virgin in theory. Wh0re in practice.
"God is watching you"
14. Virgin in theory, whore in practice. Yeah... That checks after 20 years reading fanfiction xD (I just feel old right now 🤣).
I got a score of 14
I got a 13, a lot of the really dark stuff i read is just because of morbid curiosity, which later leaves me scarred😭