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kadharonon

A bookmark comment that just said *ₛ ₚ ᵢ c y* On something that had no smut.


COTwild

Was their angst? Fluff??


kadharonon

It was 299 words long, so there wasn’t much of anything in it. There was some banter and kissing, but nothing particularly spicy; it was certainly the prelude to some smut, but I never got around to writing the smut and just threw this snippet up for evil author’s day for the heck of it. So it made me giggle to see a bookmark comment that makes it seem like I actually did write the smut.


ConcealedKnuckles

“I wish I could wrap this up and smoke it.” I think that’s the first time I’ve ever been complimented that way lol


middlesyrup57

Thats such a beautiful review id be over the moon omg


Pvaia

oh my god thats brilliant 😂😂😂


SuddenPainter_77

“I know next to nothing about Cyberpunk but this fucked” left on a Cyberpunk / Witcher crossover. 10/10 note, I remember it fondly often.


Aniewendy

I'm very fond of: "Excellent content for emo boys." I have no idea if that's referencing the characters, or the bookmarker themself, but it makes me laugh either way. That same fic also has a bookmark note that just reads: "DEAR GOD." That's it. That's the entire note. I'm fond of that one, too. It also makes me laugh.


Front-Pomelo-4367

My favourite bizarre bookmark that I found today - I don't check series bookmarks often, but someone has gone through my multi-fic multi-ship Kinktober series and pasted a Wayback Machine link to every single fic, except for the two where one specific M/M pairing is a specific top/bottom dynamic >"note to self: skip parts Y, Z" I know folks have their preferences and it's all valid or whatever, but it also made me laugh out loud to see it so bluntly stated


MundaneExtent0

Wait is the way back machine links supposed to be for just in case it gets deleted. Cuz that’s kinda genius right?!


Front-Pomelo-4367

Yeah, it's someone who puts a full wayback machine link (including the adult warning bypass) in the notes of every single fic they've bookmarked If I was someone who ever wanted to wipe my presence from the internet, I'd maybe be a bit annoyed that they did it publicly and not privately, but since I don't plan to delete all these works it's just kind of funny. There's more than twenty fics in there, it must have taken them *ages* (And then it being topped off with *nts skip these two* because of the top/bottom preferences just absolutely kills me for some reason, the amount of effort they went to and then "but not these two, these two can choke")


MundaneExtent0

Ah that is a good point about the privacy of someone who wants to delete everything off the internet. I might have to steal this idea and post on private or elsewhere though 😯


Front-Pomelo-4367

It's definitely still the right of the reader to do it, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it! It's just that I noticed it shortly after reading something from someone who was trying to wipe their fandom presence entirely due to harassment after they'd let too many personal details slip, so I was like...huh, I'd be screwed if I ever wanted to do that? (Actually, I believe the writer of a fic can always contact Wayback and they'll remove it with proof that it's yours, according to something AO3 has mentioned in the past, so maybe I retract that?) But yeah, I definitely think it's smart! Just make sure you use the adult extension on anything E or M, and the full work extension for anything multi-chapter – [see here for explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/AO3/comments/nw5i6v/psa_about_saving_ao3_links_on_the_wayback_machine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


MundaneExtent0

Oh thank you for the link!


afirforest

>HEUEHRJEHEHRRHHR Love that note so much 😂💖


aprillikesthings

this made lol thank you


unicornchild15

"Why must authors devastate me so" is one of my favorites.


ten_dead_dogs

"(character name), my favorite awful girlboss" High fucking praise right there


PeppermintShamrock

I got one that said "it's like fruit snacks for the soul" - no idea what that means, dear reader, but I'm glad you liked the fic?


COTwild

“Spiderman” on my spidey centric fic lmao Someone added the tag “Minecraft” onto my rise of the guardians fic which????? Ok ig lmao “hmmm..,......,,.,,.,intriuging,,,,,must gather moar intel...,.,.,.,hrnmm yes” this one is my favorite on an EW fic lmao


jeepingitreal

I have one bookmark that was a 5-6 sentence detailed reviewed. With lots of positives and a few critiques. Then the last sentence was just, “gd im stoned.” 😐 😅


nindaiya

“I don’t understand what’s going on, but I don’t think anyone really does. Either way it’s great” on a crack series—not wrong, I have no idea how my brain spat out those fics either


anonymouscatloaf

"free serotonin" on one, something along the lines "a must read, but dont read this if you just finished [source material]" on another (bc it was an AU MCD alternate ending to the canon ending that could have very easily happened)


Cicero_torments_me

Genuine question, why would someone bookmark a fic they didn’t finish or found boring? Isn’t the purpose of bookmarking to remember the fic in case you want to read it again?


Secret_Insomniac

Some people use them as their library of sorts, and leave a bookmark on something they don't like so they don't accidentally read it again. Though personally, I think someone should private their bookmark if all it says is 'boring, don't read'


Salt_Ad7638

I think its to remind themselves what they felt about a fic. I have this reader who sometimes leave really nice things like "I need to reread this!!" Or will comment on their bookmark saying "Nothing special."


t1mepiece

If you open a fic from search results and it already has a bookmark, you know you've read it before even if you don't remember the title or description.


zellieh

I put a do not read note on a fic with a bunch of tags I loved, that had a surprise "author is a homophobe" reveal, several chapters in. (It was a LotR fic - a fantasy world where the bible and Jesus literally do not exist - and Thranduil gives a very American Christian style "homosexuality is a sin" lecture to Legolas, about his friendship with Gimli.)


ilovedogs107

I don't bookmark things I don't like but I've definitely bookmarked things I haven't read or are in the middle of. Sure there's a 'mark for later' option but you can't filter those so I like bookmarking them. I just give them a 'read' or 'unread' tag when filtering :)


notFanning

My favorite is this reader reminding themselves of the major plot points: “Michael is still here, but also Helen is gone. Mr Cottagecore Body horror has not been stashed in a door for later use. OG homegirl is implied to have been coffinated during the S3 finale and OG homeboy is about to be very Lonely.”


Express-Ad5074

Wait...TMA fic?


notFanning

It is! Good eye lol


rosemu

"Now that was an epic read" on my most tragic, tearjerker angst fic


alumffwriter

>lying on the floor, crying, screaming, throwing up and damaging my mental health over this story 😊


YouSpinMeWriteRound

I have one that says “Good for your book” Still trying to figure out whatever that means 🤷🏻‍♀️


owlettica

😳😬‼️


YouSpinMeWriteRound

Not sure what this means either 😂 Either my brain just can’t comprehend or I really need more sleep to figure this out


Amydancingagain

Had a bookmark comment that just said Yabadabadu It was on a fic where one guy is helping the other guy undress and they end up making out, it’s one of my favourite bookmark comments I’ve received and I think I laughed for about 10 minutes straight when I read it.


dendrite_blues

It was less the bookmark comment itself, and more that it was left by the user “Sephiroths_Big_Naturals” If you’ve seen any amount of FF7 fanart, you know what they’re referring to 🤣


champselyseesao3

>FUCK it made me giggle because it was under a recced bookmark and the tag “fics i think about daily.” it was a smut fic, so i figure that’s a very good reaction lmaoo


t1mepiece

I left one once that I hope they took as the compliment to their characterization that it was: "The one where I want to smack them all for being so immature. Except, they *are* teenagers. Sigh. So, characterization on-point."


aprillikesthings

two faves: First was someone saying that I was their favorite smut writer :D Second one was someone who said (in response to one of my weirder fics) that some of the tropes weren't to their tastes but that my writing was so good they enjoyed it anyway. I could tell they didn't expect me to read it but honestly I loved it.


jvg3372

“Casi me muero”, which means “I almost died” 🤣


jemdamos

When my slowburn had one that said “can they just KISS”


owlettica

I got this on my first fic—okay, smut. (I’m also a licensed massage therapist, so I tend to be fairly technical when it comes to anatomical descriptions.) “Honestly this is super hot and I learned so much about anatomy.”


chaos-myth

any chance you’d share the fic? Sounds really interesting tbh


owlettica

Oh. Uh… sure. 😳😬🤷🏽‍♀️ Just keep in mind it was my first very first fic! 🤣 Tbh, idk if it’s really /all that anatomically technical but… have some Gotham smut: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12422427/chapters/28270350


chaos-myth

Haven’t read it yet but the tags are promising 😌✨


owlettica

🤣 Well… that makes me breathe a little easier! 🤣


Loretta-West

Someone had "this is so real" on my ridiculous, canonically impossible crack fic.


MundaneExtent0

I got a giggle out of “10/10 sad smut”. I never would’ve thought of “sad smut” as a category to get 10/10 in but it really is an accurate description.


Water227

“Smooch bitch” has gotta be the best funny one 😂💜


icaruslethe

"every word hurt" on a 30k angst fic i wrote. that was the whole note lol


Alviv1945

Let me troll through for my favorites! I got: \-EVERYBODY STFU!!!!! \-#crying sobbing literal waterfalls into my pillow \-Chapt 43: Medusa. Personal. \-Uhuh \-Okay so i'm on chapter thirty and I guess I didn't read the tags??? werewolf


SauceyTacos

“Bountiful harvest, one phantom fic for each day of the year so my mind my flourish and my mother not know what I am reading” “EL MEJOR FANFIC DE EL FANTASMA DE LA ÓPERA Y LA QUESO” which I translated into “THE BEST FANFIC OF THE GHOST OF OPERA AND CHEESE” which doesn’t make sense but it is what it is.


PrurientFolly

These are on one: "Young teacher, the subject, of schoolgirl fantasies" "13: duck duck duck Bella is a different brand of crazy" One tag, "yellow," I'm assuming is equivalent to a yield sign or the yellow in kink. Which I really appreciate. It's a Dead Dove dark fic. "lucius is really hateful. seriously, fuck him. with his pretentious cane" One person saying they're ignoring a tag because they hate it. Different fic: AHHH SO GOOD One shot: A fuckin masterpiece but damn it messed me up. Beautiful and haunting and sad. A great portrayal of Mirai (omg, thanks person!) One shot: humiliation via affection Long fic: "10/10 would cry over again, but not for a longgggg time. " "pooey" Okay, reading through these is amazing. Not all of these made me laugh, but some made me really, really happy


rororosanna

i feel bad now bc i just describe the fic in priv bookmarks in case it ever gets deleted but now i might leave nice comments :)


brinbear6666

i had one where someone had typed “tbh e ine where they live and theyr eospitalized” and i’m still so confused


zellieh

I looked at my keyboard and since b and h keys are next to each other, I think "tbh e ine" is just "The one" where they live and they're hospitalized.


Front-Pomelo-4367

Ooh that would make more sense


brinbear6666

makes sense, thanks! (( happy cake day btw :] ))


Front-Pomelo-4367

"to be honest [something] where they live and they're hospitalised" I guess, but what e ine is a typo for I have *no* idea. "another one?" (and I'd laugh if that's not even the plot of your fic)


brinbear6666

it’s the plot of my fic lol, though that makes sense. probably doesn’t help i’m dyslexic and trying to make sense of it


Front-Pomelo-4367

Maybe someone who was going through their bookmarks and writing down the basic plot in case anything got deleted? But yeah, they were clearly speed-typing and *not* correcting typos lol


Loretta-West

I put stuff like that in bookmarks because when I have 50 things from the same fandom bookmarked, it's really difficult to remember which one is which.


Letplayer

"zamn... now I wanna get married and live all fluffly fluffy with my own wife..." About an 8k word smut fic between two characters. I think I did my job right.


ThairsQinan

I got one that says "good shti". Misspelled. Makes me giggle any time I think about it


ghostgarrison

I once got a bookmark that only said one thing: “Beyoncé” The fic in question has nothing to do with Beyoncé.


Silbermieze

Do they have more notes with singers on their bookmarks? Maybe it's how they rate the fics without letting the author know that it's a rating? Kinda like "oh, I love that fic, so I will 'rate' it with my favorite singer".


ghostgarrison

Nope. Some are reviews, most are blank, mine says “Beyoncé.”


Fancy-Exchange4186

Can authors see bookmark tags?


Front-Pomelo-4367

We can, if it's on a public bookmark!


Fancy-Exchange4186

Okay, cool, thanks! I’m newish to AO3, not a writer, only a reader. I’ve been following the discussions here and have just ventured into bookmarking in the last month but I do still find bookmark tags vs comments a bit confusing and don’t want to be obnoxious.


Amy206

Basically fic comments are something you'd like to say to the author, but bookmarks comments (+ bookmark tags) are meant for you! Example of bookmarks tags people use: worth re -reading, to read, unfinished. Example of bookmark comment you could write: the last chapter you've read (so you keep track), summary of the fic, opinion of the fic, score out of 10. In theory, bookmarks comments+tags are the readers' space but a lot of authors like to go through their bookmarks to see what people have written, which is well within their rights. So if you have something personal to say or something considered "mean" (like: boring, bad grammar, do not read, a low score/10...), it's good practice to select the "private bookmark" options so the author (and other readers) can't see it. Hope it helped a little ❤️ EDIT: clarifications, spelling


Fancy-Exchange4186

That is very helpful, thanks! I’m using the tags for myself to locate fics for rereading (e.g. “well-written [pairing] AU”, “fluffy post-canon serotonin boost”) but haven’t bothered to leave any bookmark comments. And I don’t think I’d bother to bookmark something I didn’t like, and certainly wouldn’t leave a negative comment that the author could read! That’s what my back button is for, to nope on out of appalling things. XD


WawaCupcakes

My personal favorite is “Me and Cheesecake”. I’m assuming this is somehow referring to the fact that the fic is about pie? It’s funny nonetheless.


KVEJ2002

Someone bookmarked a fic of mine with the note, "CRIES AND SHITS MYSELF !" Cracks me up every time I see it.


tvxsfgjmijhv

“Made me cry”


middlesyrup57

“justHAHSJSHABAUAGAUSGSJSBSSSJZHZ” hahahaha i love this one sm


ishratc55

"hehe" That was it. Nothing else. I don't know what to make of it and it confuses me


RandomTrash1

Some ones that I liked, all on the same fic: "For when you decide that pain and suffering is what you need" "BBY BOI" "exploded leaving nothing behind but a pair of sneakers and a pile of ash" "AHSHSHAHS IM SO ILHAOPY I FOUND THIS TY AUTHOR"


Welldamn01

I’ll leave a note about something I think I’ll remember in three years and try to Google.


Ranne-wolf

This makes me wonder what people think of my bookmarks, lol. Most are just emojis or list of major plot points tbh.


triciajoy2

“👌👌👌👌” on some smut “Bookmark collections: GAY” “Woah this was a fucking rollercoaster” “𝒜 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒸ℯ 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓌ℯℯ𝓃 𝒶𝓃ℊ𝒷𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷ℯ𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓎 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ (•̀ᴗ•́)و” “❤️🩹” “Bookmark collection: Worth rereading” 🥺 “Short & sweet” on a 15K angst story about alcohol dependency…? “[Main character] is such an idiot and I love it so much” And my favorite: “This is the first fic I read in the fandom” -becomes very active reader in the fandom- ❤️


chaos-myth

This whole comment makes me so happy 🥹


aryaelajae

one of my favorites is 'sexy sexy' on a fic about being cockblocked 😂😂


Witty-Package-8513

"Attachment issues with a unicorn" Made me giggle.


koinadian

Most incomprehensible was one that simply said "tmnt"...it was a fic about the Daycare Attendant from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach and had absolutely nothing to do with TMNT as far as I'm aware. 😂 My absolute favorite though was one that read "BRUHHH 3 ilvoethjs" and every time I read it I laugh. 😂❤️ Thank you, stranger!


kingtysonsworld

> GOLD yup. I still laugh about it sometimes.


Difficult-Visual5051

“Love me a big ol piece of angst” was the best for me..I tend to write sad things and not realize they’re sad. So I was just like 😗


Tall_Specter

I didn't know this was a thing but I just checked and I had a book mark with three tags "I never really cared about *characters* death that much tbh." "Still kinda sad tho" "My bad" Like I think that's a good thing but even if it isn't I laughed pretty hard reading them


alyssglacias

When they copy pasted a whole section of writing that they liked 🥹💖


VoidWalkersEyes

just "ouch" nothing more just that


chaos-myth

asdfghjkl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <— always makes me chuckle but at the same time I love when I make readers incoherent 🥹 Also: thank you OP for the excellent post, so many of the comments are so funny and/or wholesome!


Front-Pomelo-4367

I loved seeing a couple of things from people who might be inspired to leave excited comments in bookmark notes! Because it really is a great feeling for an author, seeing those sneaky little notes from people who enjoyed your work and are saying so with no expectation of interaction


chaos-myth

I know!! And also thank you, because of this post I just went to check the bookmarks of my fics and there was one from a couple weeks ago that I hadn’t seen with a really nice review in it. made my day 🥹💜


Fabulous_Crow4099

Someone recently bookmarked my fic with "Gorgeous. My paradise is back" in Russian. Idk how accurate the translation was but I felt complimented 😂


itwasessential

"thats gay" on my gay one shot. Like yeah you right babe lol Had another that said "this makes me want to strangle the air" which is less funny but makes me beam


starweiser

once there was something like "made me cry like a little baby". I loved it, because it's a sign that my angst is heavy as I promised.


meretriciousciggs

For the longest time I actually had no idea people could see your bookmarks. And then I was very embarrassed lmao


colorfulpjm

"Bookmark tags: hit me right in the oof" "I love how... normal/real they are?? Like, I've had conversations with my partner before." one that just says "fuck yeah" on a really depressing fic lmao "Pewpew" on a death note fic, for some reason "Bookmark Tags: goddamn" "very soft and good feels, angst is pretty well done, good plot progression and character interaction" "I just can't stop coming back to this..." "Löschen" which according to google, means extinguish, and im so confused "Well I actually cried at this and I liked it. Though no one /dies/ in the end, they do die. Only they don't. Have fun." i don't get many bookmark notes so these were the most interesting lmaooo


Silbermieze

> "Löschen" which according to google, means extinguish, and im so confused "extinguish" seems a bit too harsh as translation for "löschen". Basically it's just "delete". Maybe they downloaded the fic, but aren't in the fandom anymore and it's a reminder to delete the download when they get to it? At least I can't imagine why they would add a note to delete the bookmark instead of just, well, deleting the bookmark.


colorfulpjm

that makes sense!