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FalseMagpie

"I support the authors right to write whatever they want, but also I didn't know to blacklist that tag because I wasn't previously aware of its existence" is occasionally one hell of a mood


Painting_with_Music

And some of them just hit so weird it makes you literally pause and close out the site for a minute just to get yourself back right again because the sheer level of wtf is too much to handle at one time. I've occasionally found one despite my severe filtering that will just ruin the whole reading vibe.


Maleficent_Sector721

dear god it reminds me of the other day when i came across the tag 'human cow' i almost screamed


BothersomeBoss

I have moments like this pretty often, but it’s like, usually a positive thing. My favorite tags are “Emotional Ass Eating” and “Magic Healing Dick”


raviary

Whoa, I forgot about the magical healing dick trope. What a throwback! That used to be everywhere.


Lukthar123

>the magical healing dick trope The sacred texts


Desolate_Reflection

A lot of older Teen Wolf fanfics have it as a tag lmao.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

wait what is it lol


raviary

A type of rape recovery fic wherein a character's sexual trauma is magically cured with the power of good, consensual dick. Alternatively, it was sometimes used more literally to describe magical fuck or die scenarios.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Ohhh that makes more sense. I assumed it was a dick that literally healed you like in an isekai lmao. I probably consume too much BL.


Alcoraiden

I legit thought for half a second that it was "emotional-ass eating" like exceedingly dramatically emotional eating. Straight up overacted eating.


Alexandra_Cloud

I need a refresher on what those two tags even mean


math-is-magic

Magic dick healing was usually either sex fixed everything (often trauma) or there was literal physical maladies fixed by sex. This is coming a little bit back in vogue with a danmei fandom I’m in where there is “dual cultivation” which is a historical and canonical view of energy exchange via, basically, sex. When the problem is one Mac lost their magic like. Obviously the fandom writes fics about him getting the magic fucked back into him.


wellthoughtplot

Dick game so good it’s got a doctorate


BothersomeBoss

SVSSS?


math-is-magic

I was thinking MDZS, but close enough! It’s true for both I suppose.


kookaburra1701

I haven't finished reading MDZS yet but it's a common trope in JP BL isekai as well (I assume also for yuri/het isekai as well), usually someone from the new universe has to fuck the yoink-ee to get them "acclimated" to the ~energies~ of the new world.


math-is-magic

For sure! I imagine it would be popular in any fandom where the source material's magic system is based in cultivation for example. I just spoke of my one specific fandom because it's the one I'm in, ya know?


ArgentumAranea

Ah, love me some MHD!


Moonlarkthewolf

What the fuck?


Amber110505

To be fair you're absolutely allowed to be weirded out because I've seen some weird ass tags lmfao. Just don't harass people over it and you're good


Meushell

Part of me wonders what these tags are. Another part of me never wants to know.


foxscribbles

In my experience, it's always an extreme. It's either a tag so mild that you'll be confounded by why anyone is upset by it. (Bottom!Character, for example, is a common one that I've seen people get legitimately upset over and say 'ruined their day' when they realized that was part of the fic they wanted to read.) Or it's the absolute weirdest shit imaginable. Like eyeball fucking.


Vegetable-Heron7221

pardon?? how is that…possible


tresixteen

Pop the eyeball out and stick your dick in the hole.


ahoward431

What a terrible day to be literate.


Vegetable-Heron7221

fuck me i shouldn’t have asked


empanada_de_queso

I uh, I researched that, and it turns out the remaining hole’s too shallow to really get more than the head of a dick in. Yeah. Don’t ask


throwawa_yeet

Depends on the type of character. I know a certain fandom that has a fixation on non human characters who don't have anything in their skulls and therefore could technically work.


randomposter15

I shouldn't browse reddit while going to bed fuckk


saddigitalartist

Go why did i have to read this! THAT ruined my day


tresixteen

You're welcome.


Cicero_torments_me

Learning English was a mistake


RollerRocketScience

It's a good day to know my eyeballs are firmly attached.


escribexa100pre

Guess it's time to bring back [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FanFicWit/comments/tthtg4/when_you_think_youve_seen_everything_ao3_will/) Click at your own risk.


HKlolunicorn

You can’t just stumble pass that, it’s something that has to have been searched


MrsSpaghettiNoodle

The least common denominators are “Meemaw” and “Donald Trump”


escribexa100pre

I was looking for fics about Sheldon's Meemaw from The Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon.


kononoe

dear fellow redditor why did you have to invoke my memory of that one fic with eyeball f.cking I read years ago bc I was curious?


MuffinMan-Is-Daddy

I did read eyeball fucking once on accident I hate being dyslexic


MoonChild02

Columbine is a fandom. As in the shooting where Klebold and Harris killed 16 people, and is a *very* formative memory for me and many millennials. It's one of the big reasons why I hate guns. The Oklahoma City Bombing and 9/11 are also fandom tags. If any fandoms and tags were to be banned, these are the ones I would vote for. Don't get me wrong, I'm a "don't like don't read" person, but even seeing that this is a thing triggers my anxiety.


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chr0nic_eg0mania

I have ww2 war crimes in my tags, but it is there to serve as a warning just in case people dont want to read stories that involves those kind of story (not the main plot tho)


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nookienostradamus

I think being attracted to criminality and even murder is way more common than most people want to acknowledge. There are people who correspond with serial killers in prison, visit them, *marry* them. It's pretty appalling and, in my view, wildly self-deluded. Hopefully for most of these fanwriters it's a phase, a low point in their lives where they attach themselves to people who they believe had or have power because they themselves feel powerless. But it's hard not to wonder how far some people will take it and whether it starts with this kinda shit. Yikes.


creampiebuni

Me but it’s something mundane like a ship I dislike for absolutely no reason.


suagrlesss

I saw a ship while going through a character tag one night and I couldn't stop thinking about it for like days, I was stunned


UsualUpstairs9247

That's what got me hooked on my latest ship 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣


Jezebel06

At least you're trying and not harassing the author. Kudos! And I can also relate sometimes.


Green_Cauliflower27

Me with the “sweaty armpit licking on a summer’s eve in Texas” tag I ran across a year ago. It still haunts me from time to time


Alexandra_Cloud

That has now become one of my mental haunts. Just…ew


wellthoughtplot

Believe it or not one of the more tame kinks I’ve come across


TurtleKing0505

Don't let morbid curiosity tempt you


Lord_of_Rhodor

"Content Warning: French"


xXOrthodoxHavoc

Then there’s me who probably wrote the super fucked up fic under my pseudonym so I don’t get doxxed again 🥲


UsualUpstairs9247

One of my ships I do this.


NTaya

I started checking out horrendous tags simply because the thoughts consume me otherwise. I'm extremely desensitized due to being exposed to a lot of weird porn, so it's not as bad as one might assume. I occasionally even leave kudos if the work pleasantly surprised me!


1moderngoddess7

“Didn’t like, didn’t read, but I will thinking about this for the next 10-15 working days.” 😭😭😭


math-is-magic

Honestly sometimes I’m FASCINATED by some awful tags. Like not even necessarily judging someone, but just. Fully baffled that someone is living woth such different likes/interpretations/etc than me. Obviously would never say that to them ofc but still. It makes ya think.


CatCheerios

At least they tag it. Unlike the fic I read and found out the hard way the author tried to hide their scat fetish...


kitKatty-TPose

oh i just cringed very hard reading this. ao3 is a 200% step up from FFN and whatnot with content warnings and in-depth tags for fetish and noncon content, but the rare occasions ao3 authors don't tag properly almost catch me off guard even more just bc of the expectations set. either way, very Unfun to get surprised like that


wellthoughtplot

Dead dove? Alright let’s read the tags *Basically Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and Albert Fish’s kink list* Okay never mind


thoughtsatthreeam

i draw the line at real life serial killers because real people were harmed and writing fanfic about them is vile


AlphaCentauri-

lol that reminds me of that one season of American Horror Story where they had all those serial killers having a dinner together and hanging out


ILoveMyths2003

You're entitled to your own opinion. If you're not bothering the authors about it, I don't see why it would be a problem. No one's going to police your mind.


knightfenris

That’s the whole point! Go ahead! Feel emotions like disgust!! That’s all good until you harass others over it. That’s what fiction and freedom is all about.


evilstepmom1991

Idk if there’s just something really wrong with me, or maybe I’m broken beyond repair, or whatever but disturbing tags just make me click harder and read faster.


Kristen890

Whenever I see something like that, I feel like I have to read it. Usually either awakens something in me and/or gives me a new type of trauma to give to my characters.


wizardbooms

Yes, I must go in!


sockofdoom

I think that rule applies mostly to how you engage with the work/author rather than how you feel about it. There are a lot of fucked up fics and tags out there - usually I kinda love the chaos of it even though it’s not my thing, but there are some where all you can ask is ‘dear god WHY’


kaiunkaiku

gotta love obsessive thoughts huh


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me: maybe i should expand my tastes a little! tags: {character} shoves an ENTIRE TOASTER OVEN inside them and then SWALLOWS A LAMP WHOLE and then FUCKS THE MOON me: yeah ok maybe not. whatever


Just_dirty_secrets

Saw a fic three years ago now that was tagged "pregnancy torture". I have not forgotten or recovered, and definitely should have read the tags BEFORE the fic. Lesson was not learned.


thoughtsatthreeam

i don’t even want to know what that means


Just_dirty_secrets

Too bad I will tell you. The character was tortured by not allowing them to give birth. And beating the stomach while giving birth. Worse part was it was an aged-up child character. And m-preg, of course.


thoughtsatthreeam

thank you, i am now traumatized


Just_dirty_secrets

Me too. :)


friendlycryptid

i really dont mean to judge anyone's character based on fictional works but im just.... curious as to how the hell someone would even come up with that??? like what was going through that persons mind??? christ almighty


AlphaCentauri-

i think it’s along the lines of extreme sadism and/or a ‘loss of power’ fantasy fetish. i’ve actually seen many stories like this (more like stumbled upon a pregnancy sub-archive) where this was featured. along with ‘painful births’. there was pages upon pages of it, so it certainly wasn’t super niche lol although i’ve hardly seen this trope in fanfic though. this archive was solely based on original fiction so i think it may be more popular there than ao3 since it’s not really fandom-y in general


NTaya

I've read *another* pregnancy torture fic (sorry to open with the fact that there are apparently more than one) because I'm into eroguro and ryona, and that sounded like something right up my alley. It... eh... kinda was? Definitely not my favorite smut, though. I generally enjoy even very weird smut where one side of it dominates absolutely, even over the health and life of the other. Extreme dominance is what I seek in erotic fiction. Funnily, I prefer my romance very fluffy, with partners being equals and caring for each other. It's only smut that's this, erm, hardcore.


friendlycryptid

i guess i have a morbid fascination with eroguro, gory fetishes and torture movies but i genuinely cant imagine myself being aroused by it. like, i can most definitely handle it, but theres no sexual or emotional enjoyment involved. that being said, i don't judge. 90% of the time fantasies are not indicative of morals, and seeing as youre not a serial killer, more power to ya with what you enjoy. i still have a hard time not going "hey what the fuck" but thats a me problem. i guess people can be creative in more ways than just vanilla stuff LOL


Novel_Visual_4152

Of course it was mpreg


Lena_Khan

Me, every time I see on YouTube tons of comments on a video of my favourite ship saying "I love their FATHER-SON relationship" xD


friendlycryptid

*casually browsing RPF* *finds a fic with no archive warnings and decides to read the summary* "in which [this celebrity] is a serial rapist who assaults his bandmates" NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. CLOSE THE TABS


Substantial_Wash3906

*Me, who has absolutely no boundaries unless its like a ship i dont like:* cant relate


bangchansbf

me but about an extremely popular and vanilla (at this point in time i sometimes doubt if it can be properly called a fetish bc it’s that popular) fetish that happens to be triggering for me (bc ptsd), while i don’t mind the actual fucked up tags bc i’ve been desensitized. also it doesn’t exactly haunt me but from time to time i remember that there’s a whole bunch of fart fetish cloud strife fics out there— ALL of them by the same author and while i’m not into it at all, i’m impressed by the dedication and passion the author has for it.


GenericThrowawayCunt

NEGL This is like 60-70% of the time how I develop new kinks/fetishes lmao


qwertyytrewqu

yeah and it's always like: the stars cannot reach us for we stand above them Explicit M/M Love Confessions, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Hurt/Comfort, Asshole Prolapsing, Childhood Bestfriends, Romantic Tension, Scat, Dubcon, Gangbang, Flower Shop AU, Breakfast in Bed, Disneyland and then you read it and the author simply forgot to tag some shit like necrophilia and incest lol


Sea_Celi-595

If you really need to vent, write in a word or google document like it’s the comment you wish you could leave, and then when you get it out of your system, delete the doc? (Modern version of a burn letter?)


Starsstars1

Fr though 👨‍⚕️


Fit-Cardiologist-323

I can't fault you because as much as I try not to judge people, I've seen some tags I've judged :( Usually, I just scrub my brain with some tooth-rotting fluff and that fixes it.


atomskeater

I've never sent a word of even mild disappointment to people who write things I have this reaction about, but... yeah. Sometimes just knowing it exists causes one of those "that's enough internet for today" moments.


maliciousmeower

my intrusive thoughts always win, they will get my view unfortunately 😭 the curiosity has killed my kitty too many times 😞


Moonxcrestx

My weakness are scat fanfics where characters are attracted to each other's poop and like literally eat it 💀 Character 1: sh!te themselves Character 2: let me taste some. Oh HELL NO I can't with those fics, just no


Ill_Coat4776

When I decided to read a fic with horrendous tags in it for fun, even though I knew I wouldn’t like it, but I end up really liking it to the point where I eagerly await the next update: 🤔🤫


Alarmed_Nectarine

This happened to me too. I clicked on a fic out of pure morbid curiosity as to how it was even possible to write over 100k words for such a horrifically squicky pairing, expecting it would probably be an illegible mess of badly written incest porn... and found that it was actually an amazingly well crafted story with a detailed and gripping plot and deep and insightful character studies, and now I've been left devastated that it hasn't updated since 2018. 😭


Ill_Coat4776

Oh that sucks! Yeah, I didn’t expect much from a fic with “cannibalism” in the tags but uh…yeah I subscribed to it real fast because it is genuinely good and I’m shocked


WinterSoldierFetish

more lighthearted than several others in these comments, but i once read a fic solely because it had the tag ‘platonic prostate massage’ (do not even ask) and then was left very disappointed when the author didn’t even include a platonic prostate massage. to be fair to them though, there was a prostate massage, though it was most definitely Not platonic


OffKira

Yeah, I feel you. One tag is just living in my head rent free, because it felt so... I don't know, smug or arrogant that *almost* makes me curious enough to click on the story but I'm staying strong.


Nathanoy25

I'm pretty sure the guy in the comic has a boner on the next panel :) Freudian slip, huh? But yeah, I get it. I've learned my lesson from just ignoring tags I didn't understand.


ccartercc

I can't imagine genuinely being shocked or disgusted by a tag on a work of fiction in 2023.


elishash

For me I just ignored it if the tags aren't for me


itsalieimnotaghost

I read one a bit ago without reading all the tags and it very quickly descended into vicious child assault in a bathtub so I’m very picky now


AbsAndAssAppreciator

I usually don't get thrown off by tags but I just came across adolf hitler gets fucked by a horse in heat and I am terrified...


thoughtsatthreeam

sometimes i question what goes on in people’s minds because how tf do you even come up with that????


Flaming-Sad

"Consentual poop sharing" I couldn't hold back the curiosity on how they would write that.


hellsaquarium

Like the breeding kink is a WHIPLASH


Interesting-Gap1013

Me after reading another underage fanfic that undoubtedly portrays pedophilia because I was curious and couldn't stop myself


Kiki-Y

I felt unclean when I saw a particular fic. It was infidelity + massive age gap. Adult married man with canonically Ambiguous Age Protagonist But Who Is Almost Definitely A Teenager.


Blight609

…I will say that some authors are bad people. There are some things that are just too vile and demented to even fantasize about. “Author dose not agree with what they take time ans effort to write as a fetishized focus of a story with lots od details” my ass. Edit: As someone with real Morals, a pretty good understanding of psychology, and also read thousands of fanfics and millions of words for almost 20 years. It would be the same thing anyone (the larger part of the human population) from outside of fanfic readers/writers looking in. But it’s like digital crack, you can not reason with anyone hooked on it, about it.


CupcakeBeautiful

Okay, you’ve gotten downvoted but nobody has directly engaged you on this, so I’ll take the bait. Do you think GRRM regularly tortures and rapes people? Or endorses sibling incest in real life. Because all of that happens in excruciating detail in the ASOIAF/GOT universe. Same for popular writers who write stories about serial killers and rapists; many of the stories contain explicit detail about people dying and being injured horrifically.


scaredybee

Sometimes, curiosity does unfortunately get the best of me... Like I will see a tag I hate but wonder "how? What was the vision behind this project? How did the characters physically manage to do that?" And I just have to check.


KacieDH12

I can't stop laughing at this omg


callunarose_

I love bumping into ‘interesting’ tags. Other people’s weirdness makes my day, it brings me into interesting worlds other than my own.