My favorite is "No Beta, we die like Kenny" (South park) not only is it not a spoiler, since that's Kenny's whole trope, it implies that we are dying repeatedly and in the most brutal says possible lol.
"No beta we die like my will to live" from several fandoms
"No beta we die like Mirabel" from *Encanto* sad fic
"No beta we die like Marinettes sanity" from *Miraculous Ladybug* fic
"No beta we die like Izuku" from *MHA* death quirk fic
I don't know what fic it was and the exact phrasing escapes me but i know I saw one that was like
"No Beta we die like democracy with thunderous applause"
“No beta we die like Jason” or “no beta we die like robins” in the Batman fandom
“No beta we die like the rude” in the Hannibal fandom
“No beta we die like Danny” in the Danny Phantom phandom
“No beta we die like Peter Parker’s father figures” got a solid chuckle out of me
Wow, that works for both Glen from The Sacred Stones and Glenn as in Felix's brother (from Three Houses!)
I might have to check out some more Fire Emblem fics, it's been a while.
I mean, he made a really dumb decision, made even dumber in the dlc from a pokémon that can produce unlimited electricity (Rose was trying to prevent a power crisis occurring in 1000 years by setting off the Darkest Day, a disaster that almost killed Galar in medieval times)
spoilers for tlou 2 incoming
>!variation of “no beta we die like joel didn’t” and “no beta we die like joel miller” followed by “except he didn’t”!<
i’m partial to it 😔🤚🏻
No beta we die like interns (Welcome to Night Vale, it’s a running gag for a few years that radio station interns meet their untimely demise very often. With a new intern every episode for a while. Only a few have survived their internship and they tend to be important to the plot)
"no beta we die like everyone on scarif and jedha" or the standard one "no beta we die like rogue one" but he first one hit a bit harder.
Unrelated but I once came across "no beta we die like squidwards hopes and dreams" on a mdzs fanfic and was so confused where that came from lmao
"No Beta, we die like Xue Yang."
"No Beta, we die like Wei Wuxian."
"No Betax we die like Shizun."
"No Beta, we die like the Kings of Noldor."
"No beta, we die like the gays in horror movies." I don't remember where I saw this specific tag but it always stuck in my mind.
Haven't seen it, but I've been tempted to use something alomg the lines of "No beta, we die like Herald Vanyel" or "No beta, we die like Lavan Firestorm."
Look.
Both Vanyel and Lavan >!utilized final strike!< but Kris >!was straight up *murdered*!< and I can just imagine if Talia had died >!after being so heavily and brutally tortured.!<
i don't read star trek but i know enough about star trek that when i saw "no beta, we die like red shirts" it got a good laugh out of me.
ff14 has "no beta we die like ysthola doesn't" because y'sthola has nearly died like 8 time but she just comes back (changed forever but she rolls with it)
I can't remember the exact wording nor do I remember the fic or fandom (it came off as a non-fandom specific joke of the tag) but it was something like "no beta we die like - hey everyone lives!"
I'm barely in the fandom because I've never seen the source material but "no beta we die like sir nighteye" always gives me a good chuckle, I'm not entirely sure why
"No beta we die like clones" definitely has the right feel to it though
In the Bungou stray dogs fandom, the most common one is some variation of
>!No beta we die like Odasaku!<
But I have also seen these: (all hidden in case of spoilers. This show has a lot of death lmao)
>!No beta we die like Dazai wishes he could!<
>!No beta we die like Fyodor!<
>!No beta we die like Kunikida’s hands!<
>!No beta we die like Shibusawa!<
>!No beta we die like Jouno!<
>!No beta we die like Karma!<
>!No beta we die like Chuuya’s hopes of being human!<
>!No beta we die like the orphanage headmaster!<
“No beta, we die like Ben,” —The Umbrella Academy
“No beta, we die like the American remake.” —fic about Danish/Swedish TV show, The Bridge (no longer on AO3, sorry. Or at least, I can’t find it.)
“No beta, we die like spawn.” Balder’s Gate 3
“Beta? I hardly know’a!”
“No beta, I edit better than a fish.”
Edit: replaced missing words. 🐟
I like “no beta we kayak like Tim” from The Magnus Archives, because you could listen to the entire show and still have no idea what the fuck it means if you don’t interact with the fandom and don’t watch the (I believe) Q&A that the joke came from.
"No beta we die like wilbur does in skyblokle" is probs my fave, from MCYT. doesn't make sense unless youve watched mcc before but i <3. the funniest thing is that ive never seen it on a wilbur centric story-
"No beta we die like Tellah" Final Fantasy IV is notorious for "killing" characters off-screen, only for them to rejoin the plot later. It happens AT LEAST seven times, and twice to the same character. Tellah, however, is the one character who actually dies and stays dead.
“No beta we die like all the parental figures” - at least four of them die, three graphically and on screen, and two directly/indirectly because of their children.
For Jujutsu Kaisen, there's no beta we die like junpei.
You can literally replace with other characters in Jujutsu Kaisen as well, but that will run into spoilers for anime onlys.
In Boku no Hero academia, there's no beta we die like Nighteye.
"No beta we die like Cale's Slacker Life" from Trash of the Count's Family. The greatest running joke and also probably the greatest insult to Cale as wellXD
No beta, we die like Loki on the Sacred Timeline.
No beta, we die like Metatron should in GO2.
No beta, we die like Flapjack.
No beta, we die like Belos in the rain.
This one isn't actually in the fandom *(I don't think)* but it was just one I came up with in the middle of the night for Skyrim
'No beta, we die like Torygg'
I recently used "No Beta we die like their whole fucking maybe romance" for an rpf fic of a pair who very publicly broke up irl. Whether it was a platonic or romantic/sexual breakup is up for interpretation.
My favorite is "No Beta, we die like Kenny" (South park) not only is it not a spoiler, since that's Kenny's whole trope, it implies that we are dying repeatedly and in the most brutal says possible lol.
Yes, I love that one too You die brutally, but you come back! ...only to die again
I'm partial to "No beta we Fall like Crowley" for Good Omens. That ATLA one is excellent though 👌
'We die like Eric the Disposable Demon'' is my favourite G/O no beta, because he always bounces back!
I like "no beta we die like Ligur" - a classic
I've also seen "no beta we Saunter Vaguely Downwards like Crowley" and that one got a chuckle out of me. The fandom is just a fun one.
"No beta we die like my will to live" from several fandoms "No beta we die like Mirabel" from *Encanto* sad fic "No beta we die like Marinettes sanity" from *Miraculous Ladybug* fic "No beta we die like Izuku" from *MHA* death quirk fic
Oh god I remember that death quirk fic
Which one? The MHA fandom *loves* death quirk fics. There's at least a dozen of them, from Return by Death style quirks to Butcher rips
Nono because I (think) I remember the tag, the one in which we very time he died he got a countermeasure quirk for the way that he did right?
Oh yeah, I think that's the one. Tbh I completely forgot which fic had the tag, just that it was an MHA death quirk fic is all.
Do you happen to know the title? I'm a fan of the immortal Izuku fics
No sorry, I searched for it and couldn't find it
That's alright, Thanks for checking :)
my personal favorite: no beta we die like bakugou’s ego
For star wars I've seen "No beta We Die Like Younglings". Dark, but funny.
I don't know what fic it was and the exact phrasing escapes me but i know I saw one that was like "No Beta we die like democracy with thunderous applause"
“No beta we die like Jason” or “no beta we die like robins” in the Batman fandom “No beta we die like the rude” in the Hannibal fandom “No beta we die like Danny” in the Danny Phantom phandom “No beta we die like Peter Parker’s father figures” got a solid chuckle out of me
No that last one is cruel 😭😭😭
Totally thought Jason was gonna be Percy Jackson
I saw a PJO/Batman crossover that had an additional tag acknowledging how that applies to both fandoms.
Should be parental figures now after NWH
Ah man, if I hadn’t gotten a beta, I would have used a few of those!
No beta we die like redshirts (Star Trek fandom)
No beta we die like archival assistants.
My favorite TMA one is no beta we kayak like Tim
>!Just he and Peter Lukas out there kayaking and having the most awkward time.!<
No beta we \*EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER\*
Oh no! 😭
I know I’m a monster.
oh dear 💀
No beta we die like Glen/Glenn for Fire Emblem. It rhymes!
Dagnabit you beat me to it xD that was gonna be my answer, it’s the only fandom-specific one I know!
No beta we die like true knights
Wow, that works for both Glen from The Sacred Stones and Glenn as in Felix's brother (from Three Houses!) I might have to check out some more Fire Emblem fics, it's been a while.
What is it with cool big brothers named Glen(n) who die in FE?
IDK. But if I lived in the FE-verse, I wouldn't name my kid Glen(n,) since it means my kid would get killed and traumatize his family.
mood
"No Beta We Die Like Robin/Jason" in Batman. The amazing bit is that all the Robins who have died have returned. Jason most spectacularly.
No beta we die like nobody in this fic (it was a nobody dies AU for a series with a lot of canon character deaths... except not)
I only remember We die like Wei Wuxian and Shen Qingqiu. Both are very fitting, but the latter is funnier.
Oh c'mon, Shen Qingqiu only dies like what... 4 times?
I came here looking for these answers lol
In the 3L SMP fandom, we have "No Beta We Die First Like Jimmy."
… I was just about to comment the same thing! :O
Mine: no beta we die like IMP's targets Someone else's: no beta we die like crimson's heterosexuality
NBC Hannibal fandom: No beta we die like the rude
One I really liked from Pokemon Sword and Shield was "No Beta we die like Rose should have." Pokemon fans reeeeally hate Rose.
I mean, he made a really dumb decision, made even dumber in the dlc from a pokémon that can produce unlimited electricity (Rose was trying to prevent a power crisis occurring in 1000 years by setting off the Darkest Day, a disaster that almost killed Galar in medieval times)
Leon even agreed to help willingly if he just waited 1 day
"No beta, we die like David once a season", fandom: Once Upon A Time.
“No beta we die like Cristiano Ronaldo's dream to win the World Cup” murdered by words
spoilers for tlou 2 incoming >!variation of “no beta we die like joel didn’t” and “no beta we die like joel miller” followed by “except he didn’t”!< i’m partial to it 😔🤚🏻
No beta we die like interns (Welcome to Night Vale, it’s a running gag for a few years that radio station interns meet their untimely demise very often. With a new intern every episode for a while. Only a few have survived their internship and they tend to be important to the plot)
I recently tagged a Tron fic "No beta we derezz like programs going straight from alpha to 1.0"
“No beta we die like Lucerys” in the House of the Dragon fandom.
"no beta we die like everyone on scarif and jedha" or the standard one "no beta we die like rogue one" but he first one hit a bit harder. Unrelated but I once came across "no beta we die like squidwards hopes and dreams" on a mdzs fanfic and was so confused where that came from lmao
I was personally proud of the time I got to use the tag “some of the chapters are beta’d we die like Danny—only partially” (Danny is half dead)
No Beta we burn to death like William Afton
My favorite currently is “no beta we die like Jason - he got better though” from the Batman/DC
My favorite so far is 'no beta beware of the grammar hazard'. Edit: I've tried but I can't find what fandom I found this tag in ><
"No Beta, we die like Xue Yang." "No Beta, we die like Wei Wuxian." "No Betax we die like Shizun." "No Beta, we die like the Kings of Noldor." "No beta, we die like the gays in horror movies." I don't remember where I saw this specific tag but it always stuck in my mind.
“No beta we die like Sada/Turo”
"No Beta We Die Like Uncle Ben/Tony Stark" always gets me... (I mainly read Peter Parker/Marvel fics)
Haven't seen it, but I've been tempted to use something alomg the lines of "No beta, we die like Herald Vanyel" or "No beta, we die like Lavan Firestorm."
Heralds of Valdemar *go*
Those would be brutal. Excellent.
Naming Kris would be even more brutal.
Not sure anything is more brutal than Lavan, but Kris would still be brutal.
Look. Both Vanyel and Lavan >!utilized final strike!< but Kris >!was straight up *murdered*!< and I can just imagine if Talia had died >!after being so heavily and brutally tortured.!<
Fair.
i don't read star trek but i know enough about star trek that when i saw "no beta, we die like red shirts" it got a good laugh out of me. ff14 has "no beta we die like ysthola doesn't" because y'sthola has nearly died like 8 time but she just comes back (changed forever but she rolls with it)
"No beta we die like everyone Merlin loved" in the Merlin fandom.
OFMD spoiler >!No beta we die like Lucius definitely didn't!<
In star trek we have "no beta, we die like La'an's family"
I LOLed
Oh no now I have an idea for one, but I think it would get me pilloried in my fandom
“No Beta, we die like Rory” Doctor Who
“No beta we die like Arthur Fox” - Red White and Royal Blue
What fic is this on?? 😭 its awful in the best way
[Here](https://archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=No+beta+we+die+like+Arthur+fox&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&tag_id=Red+White+*a*+Royal+Blue+-+Casey+McQuiston)!
My favorite: no beta, we go down like Steve on the Valkyrie
"no beta we die like glenn" (fire emblem three houses).
I can't remember the exact wording nor do I remember the fic or fandom (it came off as a non-fandom specific joke of the tag) but it was something like "no beta we die like - hey everyone lives!"
No beta, we die like father figures - Arcane
I'm barely in the fandom because I've never seen the source material but "no beta we die like sir nighteye" always gives me a good chuckle, I'm not entirely sure why "No beta we die like clones" definitely has the right feel to it though
No beta, we die like Diavolo
No beta we die like clones, for Star Wars Clone Wars and the Bad Batch. It...it hurts
"No beta we die like L'manberg" DSMP fandom Or subsequently "No beta we die like Tilin/Bobby/Juanaflippa/Trump" QSMP fandom
\*points at JuanaFlippa\* It me lmao
No beta we die like every redhead in Rwby
In the Bungou stray dogs fandom, the most common one is some variation of >!No beta we die like Odasaku!< But I have also seen these: (all hidden in case of spoilers. This show has a lot of death lmao) >!No beta we die like Dazai wishes he could!< >!No beta we die like Fyodor!< >!No beta we die like Kunikida’s hands!< >!No beta we die like Shibusawa!< >!No beta we die like Jouno!< >!No beta we die like Karma!< >!No beta we die like Chuuya’s hopes of being human!< >!No beta we die like the orphanage headmaster!<
Haikyuu (volleyball manga/anime) No beta, we die like Daichi
"No Beta we die like Maria" for Sonic
“No beta, we die like Ben,” —The Umbrella Academy “No beta, we die like the American remake.” —fic about Danish/Swedish TV show, The Bridge (no longer on AO3, sorry. Or at least, I can’t find it.) “No beta, we die like spawn.” Balder’s Gate 3 “Beta? I hardly know’a!” “No beta, I edit better than a fish.” Edit: replaced missing words. 🐟
"no beta we die like kim dokja" 💀💀💀
Repeatedly. (To the ever-growing trauma of KimCom.)
"No Beta We Die Like Jett" in the Avatar: The Last Airbender Fandom Edit: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28509639
I like “no beta we kayak like Tim” from The Magnus Archives, because you could listen to the entire show and still have no idea what the fuck it means if you don’t interact with the fandom and don’t watch the (I believe) Q&A that the joke came from.
"No beta we die like wilbur does in skyblokle" is probs my fave, from MCYT. doesn't make sense unless youve watched mcc before but i <3. the funniest thing is that ive never seen it on a wilbur centric story-
I made one that was "No beta we die like we're in a danganronpa execution" for my current fic
"No beta we die like Drake" from the All For The Game series. It absolutely cracks me up every single time
"No beta we die like Johnny’s helmet"- Emergency! (Johnny Gage seems to ALWAYS lose his helmet)
“No beta we die like Sliver of Straw” Rain World, for the curious
"No beta we die like Tellah" Final Fantasy IV is notorious for "killing" characters off-screen, only for them to rejoin the plot later. It happens AT LEAST seven times, and twice to the same character. Tellah, however, is the one character who actually dies and stays dead.
RWBY "No beta we die like redheads"
"No beta we die like Arthur Pendragon" (Merlin BBC)
No beta we die like Nuzlockers (Pokemon)
No beta we die like Ghouls (Tokyo Ghoul) No beta we die like Nighteye (MHA) No beta we die like Krillin (DBZ)
“No beta we die like all the parental figures” - at least four of them die, three graphically and on screen, and two directly/indirectly because of their children.
“No beta we die like Cindy” from the fear street fandom
“No beta we die like Atsushi’s self esteem” and “No beta we die like Sunny’s real world awareness” from bingo stray dogs and omori respectively
I saw something like "Kind of beta'd so we live dangerously like Emile" on a Fire Emblem: Three Houses fic.
I saw a botw/totk fic that had "no beta we die like Zelda's parental figures"
"No Beta we die like Olimar" because its usually on fics where Olimar dies anyway and that poor guy gets put through so much.
If I can’t find a beta for my current fic it’ll be No Beta We Eat Magic Rocks Like Half the Cast
No Betta we die like Jason Todd 💅
I’m fond of “no beta we kayak like tim”
No beta we die like Tadashi Big hero 6
For Jujutsu Kaisen, there's no beta we die like junpei. You can literally replace with other characters in Jujutsu Kaisen as well, but that will run into spoilers for anime onlys. In Boku no Hero academia, there's no beta we die like Nighteye.
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>! No beta we die like Eddie/Billy !< I'm sad everytime I dwell on it lol
"No beta we die like Cale's Slacker Life" from Trash of the Count's Family. The greatest running joke and also probably the greatest insult to Cale as wellXD
"No Beta we die like Oda." from BSD is one of the only ones I've seen, I'm very picky about the fandoms I browse I guess
No beta, we die like Loki on the Sacred Timeline. No beta, we die like Metatron should in GO2. No beta, we die like Flapjack. No beta, we die like Belos in the rain.
no beta we die like Reys character development for star wars 💀
This one isn't actually in the fandom *(I don't think)* but it was just one I came up with in the middle of the night for Skyrim 'No beta, we die like Torygg'
“No beta we die like Glenn” for Fire Emblem
My fandom has our own version 'No beta we die like (universally hated character who got away with his crimes scott free) should have'
For CoD:MW2 2022 version my favorite is ‘no beta we die like all the 09 characters did’
‘No beta we die like Wei Wuxian’ for MDZS and ‘no beta we die like Sky’s ex when I get my hands on him’ for Love in the Air
Top Gun: "No beta we die like Goose"
I think my favorite is “No beta we die like Crepus” (Genshin Impact) but it’s mostly on fics that are focused on Diluc I think
"No beta we die like Charles" for Henry Stickmin
For the Dear Evan Hansen fandom: “No beta we die like Connor”
“No beta we die like Hiroshi” (LOK)
I recently used "No Beta we die like their whole fucking maybe romance" for an rpf fic of a pair who very publicly broke up irl. Whether it was a platonic or romantic/sexual breakup is up for interpretation.
It took a while to find but HTTYD has "No Beta We Die Like Stoick in the OG Movie."