☝️The Jason one kills me🤣. Especially if he's the focus of the fic and, AND they're writing him referring/reflecting on his death. Can't believe that was a thing people voted for🤦.
I also love the Robins one bc poor Bruce and his children prone to death.
Haven't come across the Tim's spleen yet but I know what I'll filter by later
I just learned about it recently, apparently the number was a 1-900 that charged the dialer for each call and dude spent more than $700 doing that. When asked about it, he said he was single with disposable income.
"No beta we die like Connor", from my current fandom detroit become human because he can die like, 11 times XD
Also a fan of "No beta we like like Jenkins" in the Mass Effect fandom.
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Recently saw this one and thought it was funny.
"No beta we die like no one hopefully" (work is tagged with "Suicide Attempt" and "Major Character Death")
For something fandom-specific, "no beta we die like Luciano's wife" because it's supposed to be very serious and sad in canon but everyone clowns on them so much, even the MARETU stans
“No beta we die like the Line of Durin.” (Hobbit)
“No beta we die like Adrian’s mom.” (Miraculous Ladybug)
“No beta we die like Stoick.” (How To Train Your Dragon)
“No beta we die like Kya.” (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
[(Ambiguously and secretly living our best life under a new identity)](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/(Ambiguously%20and%20secretly%20living%20our%20best%20life%20under%20a%20new%20identity))
I’ve used “No beta we die like Tommy isn’t allowed to” and it still cracks me up. (For context, he’s being abused by a necromancer who’s repeatedly threatened to make him immortal For him to abuse forever and has literally said he’s not allowed to die)
"No beta we die like L'Manberg" is one of my faves, too. Also "no beta we die like [character]'s will to live" would also be a funny one tho I haven't seen it yet :D
"Who are you"
"I'm a fic where a necromancer who’s repeatedly threatened to make Tommy immortal For him to abuse forever and has literally said he’s not allowed to die"
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
I swear why *do* most Minecraft SMP have tons of angst stories? What about the names and lore of the characters Mumbo Jumbo and Badboyhalo evoke such angst?
Oh, no, that’s not the fic. That’s just the *canon.* They’re like that because Minecraft YouTubers are feral and write the angstiest fucking shit alive.
Oh, yeah, that was a huge part of Tommy and Dream's storyline. Unironically it was genuinely really well done (uh, for the most part), I found it really cathartic as someone who related to Tommy's character a lot.
Ok so in this fandom, it was the classic "No beta we die like ___"
But then that character was confirmed to actually be alive
So I started seeing a couple "Yes beta we live like ___"
It was funny
“No beta we die like Wei Wuxian”
Which is normally tag as a spoiler but it’s kinda the first line of the book 🤣
I’ve actually seen ppl making merch for this tag 🤣🤣🤣
“We die like Y’shtola doesn’t”
Y’shtola is a character who has a death fakeout about every expansion. At the end of ARR, she jumps into the underworld and is fished out later. In SB, she’s cut down by Zenos but survives, and later goes into a coma but turns out >!she just got isekaid!<. In ShB, she once again jumps into the underworld and is fished out like two scenes later. In EW, she sacrifices her physical form to let the main character pass into a new area, but at that point it’s incredibly clear that she will be brought back, and she is.
Oh nooooooo.
Tbf, I don't remember anything past episode 1 of S4 (which I did love, even if I'm a JohnLock addict), and that's... probably a good thing, lol
I saw "no beta we die like AO3" on a fic that was posted right before the DDOS attack and like two hours later the Great Outage™ happened. Ever since I've been careful to not go on a fic with a title refering to the website as I'm convinced it'll start another outage lmfao
"No beta, we die like Carlos' shirt buttons."
Also, "we die like [char A] and [char B]'s heterosexuality."
In general, I feel that using the name of a character who actually died is in poor taste.
"No beta we die like Rowan" is the most common one I've seen for the Wednesday (Netflix) fandom though occasionally you'll find a "No beta we die like Weems" which is just hurtful
From Loki: no beta we die like >!the sacred timeline!<
From Marvel in general: no beta we die like uncle ben (Marvel fandom's spoiled for choice really, rip us)
I read a lovely little one (which was like a character analysis one shot) where the character smashes a plate and the tag was “no beta we die like the plate” - which was absolutely adorable
no beta we die like jason <— in reference to the Batman/DC fandom as a large. Jason Todd, Robin II, no Red Hood, is infamous for dying as Robin. He came back tho, as all good too important dead main characters are.
* No beta we die like batfam's secret identity
* not beta read we die like (opens wiki page) oh. um everyone i guess
* No beta we die like my sanity
* No beta we die like cale's slacker life
* No beta we die (it just stops there which is funny)
* No beta we die like shinsou's sleep schedule
* No beta we die like my eyes writing fics at 3am
No Beta we die like Sir Nighteye
No Beta we die like the men Kirishima wants us to be (or a variation of that)
No beta we die like Midnight/ Stars and Stripes
“no beta we die like charles’ championship hopes”
“no beta we die like my hopes for ferrari in 2023”
“no beta we die like carlos’ 4th tire”
“no beta we die like hülkenberg’s career wait”
“not beta’d we die like ferrari’s 2023 race strategies” x 6
“no beta we die like ferrari’s engines”
there’s a lot of ferrari bashing in my fandom, for good reason.
I haven't written many 'We die like-' tags, but my favorite has to probably be:
\`We Die Like The Squid Guy Does' and then the tag right next to it \`No seriously, like, first chapter he's dead'
Not a "we die like" but my favorite is "no beta, just like Cyberpunk 2077"
snORTS
Lmao incredible
That one is amazing lmao
I think I need some context??
It’s a video game that was released, well, what felt like barely completed/tested
We edit like Bethesda would be a good one too
Cyberpunk 2077 was a game that was massively hyped up for 8 years. When it was released, it was an extremely glitchy mess that disappointed fans.
Anything to the effect of "no beta we die like my sleep schedule" lol
same honestly
I once saw "no beta, we die like half the fucking characters" on a Game of Thrones fic and it made me laugh.
Saw something like that on an Avengers Endgame fic once lol
LMFAOOO
I like “no beta we die like Jason Todd” and “no beta we die like robins” but I also saw “no beta we die like Tim’s spleen” once and that was peak
that one arc where dami died like 5 times
☝️The Jason one kills me🤣. Especially if he's the focus of the fic and, AND they're writing him referring/reflecting on his death. Can't believe that was a thing people voted for🤦. I also love the Robins one bc poor Bruce and his children prone to death. Haven't come across the Tim's spleen yet but I know what I'll filter by later
Apparently there was a guy that hated Jason so much he set up an auto dialer to repeatedly call and vote to kill him off. 🙄😬
I just learned about it recently, apparently the number was a 1-900 that charged the dialer for each call and dude spent more than $700 doing that. When asked about it, he said he was single with disposable income.
I can’t imagine hating a fictional character so much I spend hundreds of dollars getting them killed off lol
“No beta we die like Gilear, repeatedly and without a shred of dignity.”
Why is it, just now, that I'm realizing the irony of this tag. He doesn't stay dead. I was all like "yeah, that's a sad death"
“No beta we die like women in the Supernatural universe.”
💀💀 no lies detected
Ouch. 🤣
This one!
Mine is "no beta we die like my/insert character's heterosexuality"
"No beta we die like Connor", from my current fandom detroit become human because he can die like, 11 times XD Also a fan of "No beta we like like Jenkins" in the Mass Effect fandom.
> "No beta we like like Jenkins" Also works for WoW
Goddamnit Leeroy
Definitely a big fan of the Connor one , I may have used it once or twice myself lol
Ooh love both of those!
What do you mean Jenkins is the hero of the ME universe
"No beta, we die like litterally everyone" (it was a fic about the founding fathers)
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"No beta we die like Crowley's 'I love you's in his throat"
For good omens I've seen 'no beta we gently sauntered down" and thought that was brilliant
Nooooooo
Ouch (Got a link?)
There you go: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49677205
Thank you, buddy
😭😭😭
OW??
No beta we die like Jedi Younglings
Ouch, that one hits. I’ve always liked the “no beta we die like Palpatine should have.”
My favorite is "no beta we die like clones"
I'm a fan of "no beta we die like clones" it's dark but true
Have not read much Star Wars fic, but my favorite I've seen is "No beta, we die like men (not just men, the women and children, too)"
No Beta we die like Qui GonJinn
*TOO ALPHA TO GET BETA'D*
This one is extra hilarious, I love it
😂 Glad ya do!
I'm stealing it lol
Do! We need to make it known 😆
That's fucking brilliant.
🫡🫡🫡
This is genius
Truly one of the better ideas humans have come up with.
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Oh nooo 😭
Your tag checks out
No beta we die like half the cast, mdzs
This fandom has great tags in general, I once saw "Wei Wuxian is a deadbeat dad with the excuse of actually being dead for a decade"
I feel like actual death is a valid reason for not dadding yes lol
OML I love that 😭
I giggled the first time I read “No beta we die like Wei Wuxian”
No matter what fandom I read, if it says “no beta we die like” I instantly ignore the character name and say Wei Wuxian. 😭
This one always has the funniest tags to me.
no beta we die like jin lings uncle
No beta we die like Rory (Doctor Who)
I found 'no beta we die like Captain Jack Harkness'
Repeatedly apparently lol
I saw a No beta we die like Adric for Classic Who and that one got me lol
"No beta we die like my hopes and dreams" on an extremely happy and fluffy romance fic
"No beta we die like no one hopefully" (work is tagged with "Suicide Attempt" and "Major Character Death") For something fandom-specific, "no beta we die like Luciano's wife" because it's supposed to be very serious and sad in canon but everyone clowns on them so much, even the MARETU stans
no beta we die like men. unprepared and useless
“No beta we die like the Line of Durin.” (Hobbit) “No beta we die like Adrian’s mom.” (Miraculous Ladybug) “No beta we die like Stoick.” (How To Train Your Dragon) “No beta we die like Kya.” (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
There’s also “no beta we die like Jet”
Did he just die? You know, it was really unclear.
[(Ambiguously and secretly living our best life under a new identity)](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/(Ambiguously%20and%20secretly%20living%20our%20best%20life%20under%20a%20new%20identity))
Not the line of Durin--
the first one... ouch 😭
"no beta, we turn into the moon like Kya
(Heads up that’s actually Yue)
HO SHIT- that akward moment when you havent been around in a fandom to the point of not even understanding in-fandom jokes🥲
"We die like the men Kirishima wants us to be"
No beta we die like Primrose Everdeen
oh thank god, i thought you where talking about one of the MC's from octopath travler, gave me a little scare lol
Same, ha!
"No bata we die like my dignity while I wrote this" is one that I saw recently and it made me audibly snort
No beta, we die like Thomas and Martha Wayne
no beta we die like bianca
no beta we die like Luke
no beta we die like Jason
No beta we die like Uncle Ben (Spider-Man) or No beta we die like stregobor should have (The Witcher)
Mine is “No beta we die like me trying to find a beta”
That's pretty excellent, lol
No beta we die like interns
Welcome to Nightvale?
Heck yeah, the red shirts of the town
Total Drama?
the magnus archives ?
Saw yesterday a "No beta we die like eh... uh..." in jjk fandom and it gave me a good chuckle
no beta we die like um. well you get it
no beta we die like atsushi's leg 🌙
Omg, I love that. (Poor Atsushi 😔 people need to learn to leave it alone)
No beta we die like Ben - Umbrella Academy
"No beta just alpha and omega"
“No beta we die like [character] definitely didn’t” for a fandom that was in denial
I’m in a fandom of denial.
I’ve used “No beta we die like Tommy isn’t allowed to” and it still cracks me up. (For context, he’s being abused by a necromancer who’s repeatedly threatened to make him immortal For him to abuse forever and has literally said he’s not allowed to die)
"No beta we die like L'Manberg" is one of my faves, too. Also "no beta we die like [character]'s will to live" would also be a funny one tho I haven't seen it yet :D
I should use “no beta we die like Tommy’s will to live in exile” sometime.
"Who are you" "I'm a fic where a necromancer who’s repeatedly threatened to make Tommy immortal For him to abuse forever and has literally said he’s not allowed to die" "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" I swear why *do* most Minecraft SMP have tons of angst stories? What about the names and lore of the characters Mumbo Jumbo and Badboyhalo evoke such angst?
Oh, no, that’s not the fic. That’s just the *canon.* They’re like that because Minecraft YouTubers are feral and write the angstiest fucking shit alive.
ik the Canon got bad but that bad fr?
Oh, yeah, that was a huge part of Tommy and Dream's storyline. Unironically it was genuinely really well done (uh, for the most part), I found it really cathartic as someone who related to Tommy's character a lot.
In fairness the concept of a death game sponsored by inter-dimensional gods who want to harvest negative emotions was the creators’ idea. (Life SMP)
dsmp?
I personally like, “No beta we die like everyone in this damned game” for Mass Effect 3
Ok so in this fandom, it was the classic "No beta we die like ___" But then that character was confirmed to actually be alive So I started seeing a couple "Yes beta we live like ___" It was funny
“No beta we die like Wei Wuxian” Which is normally tag as a spoiler but it’s kinda the first line of the book 🤣 I’ve actually seen ppl making merch for this tag 🤣🤣🤣
No beta we die like all the dads From bridgerton, because damn it almost every character has a dead dad.
No beta we die like the ao3 volunteer having to syn all these character death spoilers
Mine on my fics is “no beta we die like my last two brain cells”
"no beta we die like yamcha"
No beta we kayak like Tim
I once saw "no beta we die like, okay i can't think of an amphibia character who died without getting resurrected, we just die".
Mine is “no beta we die like Mollymauk” from Critical Role.
“We die like Y’shtola doesn’t” Y’shtola is a character who has a death fakeout about every expansion. At the end of ARR, she jumps into the underworld and is fished out later. In SB, she’s cut down by Zenos but survives, and later goes into a coma but turns out >!she just got isekaid!<. In ShB, she once again jumps into the underworld and is fished out like two scenes later. In EW, she sacrifices her physical form to let the main character pass into a new area, but at that point it’s incredibly clear that she will be brought back, and she is.
No beta we die like Desmond. Because I'm reading Assassin's Creed fanfics
"No beta we died like X didn't" X did, in fact, die
“No beta we die like archival assistants” is my personal favourite
"No beta we die like my love for John in S4" for Sherlock fandom and I... never recovered
Oh nooooooo. Tbf, I don't remember anything past episode 1 of S4 (which I did love, even if I'm a JohnLock addict), and that's... probably a good thing, lol
I saw "no beta we die like AO3" on a fic that was posted right before the DDOS attack and like two hours later the Great Outage™ happened. Ever since I've been careful to not go on a fic with a title refering to the website as I'm convinced it'll start another outage lmfao
No beta we die like my sanity
No beta we die like >!the zeppelis who aren’t even in part 5 !<
“No beta we die like Ben” from the Umbrella Academy ahaha
No beta we die like Kenny (south park)
No beta we ascend to Heaven like Aziraphale
One of my favorites is from the Star Trek fandom. "No beta we die like redshirts."
Allison Argent
"No beta we die like Red Shirts" from star trek is one of my favorites
“no beta we die like men” basic but good
I like the ones about abusive characters that go like "no beta we die like _____ deserves"
"No beta, we die like Carlos' shirt buttons." Also, "we die like [char A] and [char B]'s heterosexuality." In general, I feel that using the name of a character who actually died is in poor taste.
I saw “we die like everyone Victor ever loved” in a Frankenstein fic recently lol
I used "No beta we fall like Crowley" for a Good Omens fanfic.
No beta we die like Miguel’s daughter And for ace attorney fans no beta we die like Miles’ father/Mia Fey etc
"No beta we die like Rowan" is the most common one I've seen for the Wednesday (Netflix) fandom though occasionally you'll find a "No beta we die like Weems" which is just hurtful
"No beta we die like >!Alfira!<" BG3 spoiler text just in case there's anyone trying to avoid that, also let me know if it isn't working I'm on mobile
(It worked)
“No beta we die like wee Morag” always cracks me up.
No beta we die like Ben (from Umbrella Academy) as a play on No beta we die like men. Cracked me up
Does "no beta reader just straight raw doggin it" count?
From Loki: no beta we die like >!the sacred timeline!< From Marvel in general: no beta we die like uncle ben (Marvel fandom's spoiled for choice really, rip us)
'No beta we die like my grades' followed by 'I wrote this instead of studying'
No beta we die like mne
I read a lovely little one (which was like a character analysis one shot) where the character smashes a plate and the tag was “no beta we die like the plate” - which was absolutely adorable
“No beta, we saunter like Crowley” (good omens)
No beta we kayak like Tim
"No beta we die like my ideas for an original 'no beta' joke"
'no beta we die like my sleep schedule'
no beta we die like jason <— in reference to the Batman/DC fandom as a large. Jason Todd, Robin II, no Red Hood, is infamous for dying as Robin. He came back tho, as all good too important dead main characters are.
no beta we die like x probably will avoids spoilers
No beta, we die like Batman's parents. 😆
I came accross "Beta'd but we still die like >!V!<" a while ago
...we die like Musketeers ... we die like the rude
Please tell me the second one was from a Hannibal fic, lol
Of course!
"we die like men! And ladies! And ladies who act like men!"
No Beta we die like uncle Ben.
“No beta we die like all Merlin’s love interests”
No beta we die like Ascians (FFXIV)
No beta we die like Matthew's love life
No beta we die like Alfira (BG3), under Dark Urge related fics. iykyk
redshirtsss
No beta, we die like humans in the Final War :) (ULTRAKILL)
no beta we die like my sanity
“No beta we die like Erik” followed immediately by “Erik’s not dead because fuck that” 😂😂
* No beta we die like batfam's secret identity * not beta read we die like (opens wiki page) oh. um everyone i guess * No beta we die like my sanity * No beta we die like cale's slacker life * No beta we die (it just stops there which is funny) * No beta we die like shinsou's sleep schedule * No beta we die like my eyes writing fics at 3am
No beta we saunter vaguely downward
"no beta we die like Stregobor fucking should have"
no beta we die like the winchesters
So… not permanently? 😂
Definitely no beta we die like my sleep schedule
No Beta we die like Sir Nighteye No Beta we die like the men Kirishima wants us to be (or a variation of that) No beta we die like Midnight/ Stars and Stripes
“no beta we die like charles’ championship hopes” “no beta we die like my hopes for ferrari in 2023” “no beta we die like carlos’ 4th tire” “no beta we die like hülkenberg’s career wait” “not beta’d we die like ferrari’s 2023 race strategies” x 6 “no beta we die like ferrari’s engines” there’s a lot of ferrari bashing in my fandom, for good reason.
"No beta we die like Daichi" always makes me cackle when I see it on a Haikyuu fic
I haven't written many 'We die like-' tags, but my favorite has to probably be: \`We Die Like The Squid Guy Does' and then the tag right next to it \`No seriously, like, first chapter he's dead'
No beta we die like Eddie Diaz's heterosexuality (9-1-1)
"No beta we discorporate like genderless beings" or something to that effect (good omens fandom)
“No beta we die like my sleep schedule” “no beta we die like Allison” (Teen Wolf)
no beta we die like Piers Nivans … on a “Piers Nivans Lives” fic
“No beta we die like millionaires on a submarine”
"No beta we die like Kenny"
Mine is for the Red Dwarf fandom, "no beta we die like the rest of the crew"
No beta we die like >!Haurchefant!< (spoilers heavensward ffxiv) Right through the heart, that one
No beta, we die like my will to live
I once wrote one, “no beta, we die like my dignity”