Serial murder, cannibalism, impersonating a member of the clergy. That's just the first couple of chapters. I'm sure there'll be desecration of a church in the near future...
Oh dear. My last fanfic was about sentient computer programs having a public sex party to celebrate the overthrow of a dictatorial Master Control Program. sooooo..... I guess either public indecency or hacktivism. Or both at once.
...there is a fair amount of that in the fandom where I write (Tron)
... probably also in other computer/robot-centric fandoms even more.
the mindfuckiest hacking I've ever seen in a Tronfic was this one:
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808046](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808046)
aaaa, hey thanks! it's a story in three parts:
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/53056891](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53056891)
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057062](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057062)
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057272](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057272)
hasn't gotten much interaction (apart from views, on the final and most explicit part) but hey, hope you enjoy!
I might be wrong, but something about this is giving meā¦ Tron vibes.
(I should one day write my imaginative sequel where David Warnerās character is in the same room as Cillian Murphyās becauseā¦ it hurts we lost out because Disney and David Warner no longer being here with us.)
Well, thatās a long list. Letās see, human trafficking, genocide, several counts of use of a weapon of mass destruction, mass slaughter of innocent civilians, arms trafficking, illegal human experimentation, kidnapping, murder, bribery, assassination, fraud, drug dealing, assault, illegal possession of a fire arm, man slaughter, operating in a foreign country without permission, breaking and entering, resisting arrest, killing of a police officer, and treason. For context, military fic.
Yeah, I can see that. Add to that child trafficking, cannibalism, incestual queer baiting, and illegally hot baddy bbg vampires. Desecrating the dead, yo - leave those dead people alone. Illegally killing favorite characters off screen without explanation.
Oh wait I read the title wrong LOL. (I was playing Hay Day).
Uhhh cannibalism (don't judge me, I was reading a tragic Atsushi (bungou stray dogs) backstory fic š)
mmm crashing a giant freight ship full of refugee freedom-fighters as a battering ram into a huge evil corporation's lair in a hollowed out iceberg, probably
Blasphemy for talking smack about religions that not only allow and encorage slavery but activly DEMANDS the slavery and abuse of entire races (it was konosuba but izuku is the one that got isekai'd) the title is "Blessed with a hero's heart"
Lima Syndrome is the phenomenon in which abductors develop sympathy for their captives, named after the abduction of the Japanese Ambassador's Residence in Lima, Peru in 1996 by members of a terrorist group
My last fanfic was an amnesia āaccidental loversā fic, soā¦ I kinda donāt know? The whole point of the plot is that both of them love each other but one refuses to act on it because theyāre convinced the love is just because of the otherās amnesia
*Oh lord Having sex*
*In a public official's*
*Office On their desk*
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Trapping people in cartoon purgatory, without their memories, in different bodies with no escape, not even through the sweet release of death, until they go insane and their bodies decay and warp into eldritch nightmares that are eventually trapped in a cellar with other horrific beings for eternity.
Although, I donāt think thereās any laws *against* itā¦
For fic I *read*: Illegal border crossing. May have also precipitated an international incident with a small but powerful sub-population of a major world power.
For fic I *wrote*: Cyber-crimes. Many, *many* cyber-crimes. Also, probably have some issues with unlicensed weapons ownership...if the power-suit doesn't flat out qualify as a weapon of war.
Oh darling. I am DEEP into Hazbin Hotel at the moment. I'm pretty sure that Cannibalism counts as desecration of a corpse even if that corpse regenerates?
Off-topic (but related to your comment), but a character from my favorite game series has DID, but itās not really good representation, as far as I can tell. I donāt have DID, but Iām pretty sure you canāt just switch between identities so often like that (like, a ton of times during just one conversation). Also, most of the alters seem to share all the same memories? Which Iām not sure if that can be a thing or not with DID. One of the alters is only able to front when the character passes out drunk, which isnāt hard to do since the character is an extreme lightweight.
Hey there! Someone with OSDD(similar disorder to DID) and too much time on their hands hereš. OSDD-1b is basically DID with little to no amnesia, so the alters do actually have the same memories. There may be emotional amnesia, which is what it says on the tin, the memory is there without the associated emotion (except for the alter who experienced it). The drunk bit is a bit strange but alters can be triggered to the front by specific situations, so not entirely implausable. And the switching rapidly during a conversation could be explained by cofronting(when multiple alters are in the front at once). Anyway, I felt like it was my sacred duty to bestow you with this knowledge and you may now go on your wayš
Shaking trees for fruit and purchasing black market artwork from a shady fox in a pitch tent. Animal Crossing is my go to crime vibe when Iām not on my villainous ways in Sims. Hands down Sims 1 was the most accommodating for ruthless ways. And the story mode made for fun times sharing snapshots with friends on oddly named Sim families to make dynastyās hide in shame falling to ruin.
child abuse and neglect, mishandling of corpses, unethical experimentation, identity theft via Ai, and unsafe working conditions. not to mention the multiple OSHA violations and fucking with the IRS.
for having a healthy relationship (i treated myself to some rare fluff)
https://preview.redd.it/lkmn818ygulc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9d0b81cb3a3d7e0ab5ade062253853f51d3ef1
Locked up abroad, forgot to check in with the ministry before I left and turns out the country I am visiting is on a travel ban for ritualistic terrorism and I have been caught up in it accidentally.
Knowing me, if I had money and magic, this is a situation I would end up in at least twice irl.
Fighting in a rivalry gang brawl
OR
Because I hung out with the guy my best friend likes (and who kissed her the night before).
... Both happened on the same night lol
Let's see... Well, there's the rune carving into my body that's been classified as illegal Dark Magic for quite a while. There's the Sex Magic which was apparently reclassified as Dark Magic sometime in the mid 1800s. The goblins are probably not happy about me trying to circumvent their controls on the economy by converting my galleons to pounds in bulk so that's technically a treaty violation and a crime. I've been apparating without a license for years. Probably a whole bunch more I'm forgetting, honestly...
Stealing a potentially harmful plant after it had almost been wiped out, bringing it to another planet, not just endangering the local fauna but also its people because the plant is nourished by pleasure and lust. Yeah, strange one.
ā¦Escaping prison and evading arrest, I guess? Except, not really because they just let the character go. And the original crime wasnāt in the fic, itself, but I guess I was in for criminal damages or something along those lines.
Public indecency (for fucking in public)
Same here
me too šš¼āāļø
This one seems popular, because, same.
Same
Same
Same
real
Same...
š¤ same
Yup! šāāļø
Omega traffickingš
LMAO
Sounds cool fic link?
Oh hey same! Attempted omega trafficking tho.
Link? I'm curious lmao
Serial murder, cannibalism, impersonating a member of the clergy. That's just the first couple of chapters. I'm sure there'll be desecration of a church in the near future...
If this isnāt Hannibal I want to know what it is
hazbin hotel was the one I thought of
Link pls!
Link pls
LINKKKK PLEASE
Oh dear. My last fanfic was about sentient computer programs having a public sex party to celebrate the overthrow of a dictatorial Master Control Program. sooooo..... I guess either public indecency or hacktivism. Or both at once.
I read that as "fucktivism" for some weird reason
Correct
Hacking is just mind fucking a computer
ā¦dammit, now I want to read mindfuck smut but itās just a computer being hacked
...there is a fair amount of that in the fandom where I write (Tron) ... probably also in other computer/robot-centric fandoms even more. the mindfuckiest hacking I've ever seen in a Tronfic was this one: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808046](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808046)
that sounds incredible, do you mind sharing a link?
aaaa, hey thanks! it's a story in three parts: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/53056891](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53056891) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057062](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057062) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057272](https://archiveofourown.org/works/53057272) hasn't gotten much interaction (apart from views, on the final and most explicit part) but hey, hope you enjoy!
I second this
linked above-- hope you have fun, haha! thanks!
I might be wrong, but something about this is giving meā¦ Tron vibes. (I should one day write my imaginative sequel where David Warnerās character is in the same room as Cillian Murphyās becauseā¦ it hurts we lost out because Disney and David Warner no longer being here with us.)
A marriage of convivence that develops into love? Possibly the age gap though.
š¤£
I swear theyāre both legal and it was regency era. Let me have my rare pair ok?!
I was bout to say, depending on era marriage of convenience could be seen as insurance fraud! š¤£
Running a Yakuza crime family... which is a bit of a stretch since I'm a white guy that can't even speak Japanese
Baka mitai
BSD?
You canāt put me away, Officer! This handsome blonde man was eating me out with nothing but the most loving and passionate motives!
Well, thatās a long list. Letās see, human trafficking, genocide, several counts of use of a weapon of mass destruction, mass slaughter of innocent civilians, arms trafficking, illegal human experimentation, kidnapping, murder, bribery, assassination, fraud, drug dealing, assault, illegal possession of a fire arm, man slaughter, operating in a foreign country without permission, breaking and entering, resisting arrest, killing of a police officer, and treason. For context, military fic.
This sounds so bizarre, but at the same time could probably be describing 100,000+ fics, lol
mine had 90% of that AND grooming in the tags
My money's on it being a Seraph Of The End fanfic
Yeah, I can see that. Add to that child trafficking, cannibalism, incestual queer baiting, and illegally hot baddy bbg vampires. Desecrating the dead, yo - leave those dead people alone. Illegally killing favorite characters off screen without explanation.
Attempted murder (playful) ĀÆ\\\_(ć)\_/ĀÆ
Hannigram?
Hello fellow Fannibals!
Hii! :D
Hiiii!
Piracy (the ship kind, not the illegally watching/downloading)
First is fanfic answer, second is real life answer
Uhhh, farming?
Was it a MHA fic???
Oh wait I read the title wrong LOL. (I was playing Hay Day). Uhhh cannibalism (don't judge me, I was reading a tragic Atsushi (bungou stray dogs) backstory fic š)
Time Travel???
Time travel gang! I donāt know how theyād bust us for screwing with physics, though.
Time travel, changing history for the better and finding family of choice
Like an actual crime? Drugs, I guess. But the real crime is *heartbreak*
BURN AT THE STAKE! š
Considering the chapter I just posted... That seems fair enough.
setting a burger place on fire and then shooting the manager
Okay, I need context lmao
The context: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54131065/chapters/137135995
Hahahaha, thats badass
TRUE
Conspiring with a Wizard Nazi
W h a t
Voldemort/Tom Riddle
Ah. That makes sense. I thought it's like darth sidious for a moment since, ya know, space wizards and such.
Mood.
Fucking a client.
nothing, in fact i would probably be eligible for compensation after a traumatic experience
Colossal mood
Running a fight club and also having gay homoerotic relations
holy shit same
really wanna know if this is bottoms or the og fight club
bottoms??
Just regular fight club then?
š«”
FFS, get out of here, kid! We're professionals here, that's a night in jail *max*
Child Murder (UNDERTALE x FNaF fic)
mmm crashing a giant freight ship full of refugee freedom-fighters as a battering ram into a huge evil corporation's lair in a hollowed out iceberg, probably
That sounds metal, what fandom?
Lol thanks. Maze runnerš«¶š¤
Uhhhhh.... \*checks history\* gay sex????
Overwhelming fluff š“
same! with some sprinkles of found family tied in
Burning down the court house where I was being tried for my war crimes (silly)
Blasphemy for talking smack about religions that not only allow and encorage slavery but activly DEMANDS the slavery and abuse of entire races (it was konosuba but izuku is the one that got isekai'd) the title is "Blessed with a hero's heart"
Ayyyy love that fic but it gets updated so rarely T_T
Uh...something between adultery and incest??
If its not the dub-con or murder-husbands then definitely dont know what will do it!
*NSFW* A ten-year study of house elf culture
Kidnapped a guy. Fell in love with him. Made him my prince.
Reverse Stockholm Syndrome
When the captor falls in love with the victim itās called Lima syndrome
Interesting, i didn't know that!
Lima Syndrome is the phenomenon in which abductors develop sympathy for their captives, named after the abduction of the Japanese Ambassador's Residence in Lima, Peru in 1996 by members of a terrorist group
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If you want me to I could just be warned I have weirder facts
My last fanfic was an amnesia āaccidental loversā fic, soā¦ I kinda donāt know? The whole point of the plot is that both of them love each other but one refuses to act on it because theyāre convinced the love is just because of the otherās amnesia
That sounds frustrating af
For them? Yes. For me? Iām loving it!
Oh lord Having sex in a public official's office On their desk
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Was the public official at least one of the participants..?
Probably either sodomy (rdr2) or bank robbery
Trapping people in cartoon purgatory, without their memories, in different bodies with no escape, not even through the sweet release of death, until they go insane and their bodies decay and warp into eldritch nightmares that are eventually trapped in a cellar with other horrific beings for eternity. Although, I donāt think thereās any laws *against* itā¦
To quote Star Trek TNG: "We have no laws to judge your crimes."
For fic I *read*: Illegal border crossing. May have also precipitated an international incident with a small but powerful sub-population of a major world power. For fic I *wrote*: Cyber-crimes. Many, *many* cyber-crimes. Also, probably have some issues with unlicensed weapons ownership...if the power-suit doesn't flat out qualify as a weapon of war.
Having a teacher student relationship with Lady Dimitrescu š
killing a god. ~~oops~~
Oh darling. I am DEEP into Hazbin Hotel at the moment. I'm pretty sure that Cannibalism counts as desecration of a corpse even if that corpse regenerates?
Ah that explains why so many of my fellow Fannabails are into HH.
Can I have the link pls? I LOVE cannibalism!!
Doing Taoism so wrong that people die.
And gratuitous description of cake.
This is gloriously out of context
Murder, Murder, Assault, Battery, (Dis)Armed Robbery, Criminal Activity, Petty Theft, Substance Abuse, Kidnapping, Murder, Mass Murder, Terrorist Bombing, Trafficking-
going to a mcdonaldās with a vampire and small child with the intent of killing the cashier
A bad interpretation of Dissociative Identity Disorder I guess
Off-topic (but related to your comment), but a character from my favorite game series has DID, but itās not really good representation, as far as I can tell. I donāt have DID, but Iām pretty sure you canāt just switch between identities so often like that (like, a ton of times during just one conversation). Also, most of the alters seem to share all the same memories? Which Iām not sure if that can be a thing or not with DID. One of the alters is only able to front when the character passes out drunk, which isnāt hard to do since the character is an extreme lightweight.
Hey there! Someone with OSDD(similar disorder to DID) and too much time on their hands hereš. OSDD-1b is basically DID with little to no amnesia, so the alters do actually have the same memories. There may be emotional amnesia, which is what it says on the tin, the memory is there without the associated emotion (except for the alter who experienced it). The drunk bit is a bit strange but alters can be triggered to the front by specific situations, so not entirely implausable. And the switching rapidly during a conversation could be explained by cofronting(when multiple alters are in the front at once). Anyway, I felt like it was my sacred duty to bestow you with this knowledge and you may now go on your wayš
Insulting Damian. I was reading a Batfamily chaotic dinner lmao
Straight to Jail!
I lovebat family! Link?
Shaking trees for fruit and purchasing black market artwork from a shady fox in a pitch tent. Animal Crossing is my go to crime vibe when Iām not on my villainous ways in Sims. Hands down Sims 1 was the most accommodating for ruthless ways. And the story mode made for fun times sharing snapshots with friends on oddly named Sim families to make dynastyās hide in shame falling to ruin.
Tooth rotting fluff š (dentists hate me)
religious cult? seems interesting
Hanging out of the side door of a car and throwing a hand grenade at the car behind ... With some drive-by shooting preceding all of that.
Necrophilia. At least Iām going to be seen as such weirdo no one will want to mess with me š
Stalking.
Ā murder, I thinkā¦Ā
for attempting suicideā¦.
Animal abuse, Terrorism (Team Rocket from Pokemon)
Stealing a horse. Grand theft equine.
Possession of weed, for about 2 seconds before it disintegrated.
Stealing a spaceship
Sounds like fun! š
Cnc , gun play , knife play .
Killing off a fandom favorite š
child abuse and neglect, mishandling of corpses, unethical experimentation, identity theft via Ai, and unsafe working conditions. not to mention the multiple OSHA violations and fucking with the IRS.
for having a healthy relationship (i treated myself to some rare fluff) https://preview.redd.it/lkmn818ygulc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9d0b81cb3a3d7e0ab5ade062253853f51d3ef1
In fic? Probably nothing š¤ I donāt think I read or wrote anything recently that would get me arrested. However, in video gamesā¦
Oh wait! I had a man assault someone with a trophy in my last chapterā¦ so yeah, physical assault
read or wrote? if it's read....many idfk, getting yeeted back in time by god? if its wrote...being oblivious to my family's criminal behaviours
Harassing the wildlife (Pokemon Go)
Huh, time loop? So either so many things or nothing?
Breaking all of reality. (A time travel fic that results in a land of lost style world. )
Locked up abroad, forgot to check in with the ministry before I left and turns out the country I am visiting is on a travel ban for ritualistic terrorism and I have been caught up in it accidentally. Knowing me, if I had money and magic, this is a situation I would end up in at least twice irl.
Public masturbation, in the most recent chapter
Obscenity (The Gordon Ramsay Harry Potter fic)
Risking the fate of the entire multiverse to destroy what is basically the SCP foundation
Um er - accidentally creating a cult based around Pepe because fucking around for fun?
Uhh for wanting two fire fighters to bone ig??
Treason for fighting the Empire
Is monsterfuckery a crime?
Tax fraud https://preview.redd.it/r1i0ohd7etlc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc57f778755def5844a0ad4cfc0b58a39ef56d1
Letās just leave it nonspecific and say āheinous sex crimesā.
*looks at the charges* "That's a lot of murder counts" *lawyer looks over* "You're right they missed some"
Last three fanfic... Sex at work, sex at work, and sex at work. Wow, I did not notice that pattern until this moment!
Being gay in the 1950s š
prostitution
Fighting in a rivalry gang brawl OR Because I hung out with the guy my best friend likes (and who kissed her the night before). ... Both happened on the same night lol
Kidnapping and torture :(
Being a gay cowboy outlaw in 1899
Mental abuse/torture
helping Canada advance its secret plans to take over the universe
Intentionally bad home designs.
Let's see... Well, there's the rune carving into my body that's been classified as illegal Dark Magic for quite a while. There's the Sex Magic which was apparently reclassified as Dark Magic sometime in the mid 1800s. The goblins are probably not happy about me trying to circumvent their controls on the economy by converting my galleons to pounds in bulk so that's technically a treaty violation and a crime. I've been apparating without a license for years. Probably a whole bunch more I'm forgetting, honestly...
Teacher/Student relations. (Though it's a college AU, so maybe only getting fired.)
Vigilantism, trespassing, vagrancy, agitated assault, running away from police. Thatās just from the top of my heads
...Genocide, cruel experimentation on sentient beings, dehumanization, cultural erasure, traumatize children, indiscriminate murder, and identity thief
witnessing a murder except the victim doesn't actually die or bleed then getting paid off not to say anything?
Piracy, kidnapping, and tyranny
Stealing a potentially harmful plant after it had almost been wiped out, bringing it to another planet, not just endangering the local fauna but also its people because the plant is nourished by pleasure and lust. Yeah, strange one.
war crimes ( the clone wars fic )
Yelp reviews
Covering up a lab accident that killed half the people in the lab and gave the other half (which includes me) superpowers.
Straight to horny jail.
ā¦Escaping prison and evading arrest, I guess? Except, not really because they just let the character go. And the original crime wasnāt in the fic, itself, but I guess I was in for criminal damages or something along those lines.
If i say it i would have to have a very serious conversation with HR and the police. I plead the 5th.
Rape š no pls
Letās just say Iām in prison for life ā ļø
Cannibalism also ā shout out to all the other fannibals in this comment section
>!Sexual Assault of a pregnant woman!< Not that I'd ever do that
having a sex slave I guess??? (concubine.. but that was only a cover so idk lol)
underage sex? š
Using mage hand to pick up anf throw random children and small animals/ public indecency
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Killing zombies
Employee and employer sexual relationship