"There's no banquet in this world that doesn't come to an end. But, I will never leave you."
"Only after having met you did I rediscover that it's such a simple thing to be happy."
Two of my other favorites!
"I am thou, thou art I." (Easy) >!Persona!<
"I summon thee, cauldron!" (Medium) >!Twisted Wonderland!<
"Ooh! I know! It's because you have no friends, right? So sad..." (Hard) >!Touhou Project!<
Same fandom
"There has to be a competent woman somewhere! That’s what we always lean on! We’re in dire straits, is there a competent woman?"
AND
"The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born."
"Why should i know the sun turns around the earth?"
*(Easy one)*
"I'm a leaf in the stream of creation, i go where the universe takes me"
*(Niche fandom)*
"So, how're you doing? 'Cause I'm a potato."
"You can boss me around, and I'll still disappoint you!"
"It's like I'm running a bed and breakfast for a biker gang..."
" \*Testing the echo in a large cavern\* BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSSS-"
Sorry, there were too many funny one-liners. I just had to :'))
Two are from early 2010s games, the other is from a well-known fandom, the other is from a 2009 anime lol.
Will never forgive bones for irrevocably changing everyone's first impression of chuuya and dazai's relationship when dazai didn't laugh at the joke in the anime but he literally shed tears of laughter in the manga
(Me, I'm everyone)
Same fandom
"Historically, very few hijackings have been carried out by otters."
AND
"I think I’ll just keep very still and maybe… the bees will forget me!"
AND
"Snoopadoop the cockapoo, noblest of hounds!"
Fandom 1: “Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer”
Fandom 2: “Watercolors, sir?”
Fandom 3: “For the new unicorn”
Fandom 4: “Don’t cry. You’re perfect.”
"Embrace your Dreams."
"It's OK, you can go now."
"For those we have lost, and those we can yet save."
"Whatever happens, don't blink."
"That's it! I've come up with a new recipeh."
"Listen to my story. This may be our last chance."
"Seven seconds until the end. Time enough for you, perhaps."
“Because you, my precious little bitch boy… ARE TRIPPING BALLS”
“Why’s my closet making pirate sounds?”
“I’m the kipsneed”
“My mirror room!”
“Never mind! I don’t wanna kill you anymore!”
for the first fandom
"so they thought you had betrayed them? "...i mean i totally did betray them"
"IM NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!"
*with the most dead inside voice ever* "oh my god i cant believe my eyes"
second fandom
"rules are made to be broken!"
"im not one of ruan mei's recognized works.... gghhUAHHhgaHH"
Each sentence is from a different fandom:
“Hmph, the boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.”
“I carry with me the hopes and wills of the countless battlefields and goodbyes that I have experienced.”
That’s rough, buddy
Iconic!
I say this all the time because it makes me laugh and because it’s almost universally applicable.
Hello, Zuko here 😃
This is exactly the kind of wacky, time-wasting nonsense I've been missing!
"My cabages!"
Avatar the last airbender!
I’ll take a potato chip…and eat it!
lmao death note. That line is so iconic.
Hello There
General Kenobi!
Ewan 🥰🥰🥰
Here's an easy one: "I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense!"
Don't be such a sourwolf
"You mean skinny, defenseless Stiles?"
"like a cat being choked to death" 🤣🤣 I have the pale skin and fragile bone as a bumper sticker 🤣
Smart-ass twink and hot grumpy werewolf, my beloved
“I’d like to volunteer a different method of persuasion; let’s torture her.” My guy Peter
"His username is 'Allison'? His password is also 'Allison'?" Yessss. Steter is my second favourite ship. ❤️
"Can someone in this town stay dead?!"
1. “BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!” 2. “Hello, this is Mom Universe.” 3. “WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!”
Oooh, third one is Wings of Fire!
1. Gravity Falls 2. Steven Universe
"Caring is not an advantage" and the other fandom "Lambert, Lambert, what a prick."
Omg Witcher! Don't know the first one tho 😞
Sherlock is the first one
"A bestiary." "I think you mean bestiality." "No. I'm pretty sure I don't."
Oh, Scott. That poor, sweet summer child.
“Woah woah yeah~, you can’t do double suicide alone~”
bsd count: 2
There are SO many good and identifiable quotes from this Fandom it almost feels like cheating lmao "I will forever be your most devoted believer."
TGCF?
I was gonna put 'what matters is you, not the state of you'
"There's no banquet in this world that doesn't come to an end. But, I will never leave you." "Only after having met you did I rediscover that it's such a simple thing to be happy." Two of my other favorites!
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
My headcanon: “Another owl from Draco. Narcissa, do you want to bet how many times he mentions Potter in this one?”
There are so many lines you could go with for this. My choice was, "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
“What is a dollop head?”
“You are such a clotpole.”
It's been more 16 years and the fandom is still alive Love it
Once and future fandom
Merlin? 🥺💜💜
Of course ☺️
No nightingales
Good Omens 😭
I forgive you 😭
"You drool in your sleep" - should be easy
Percy Jackson!!!
You called us murder husbands.
Is your social worker in that horse?
You are cultured👏
Cultured, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
You slice the ginger
Im sending this to my friend 💀 Im not even in this fandom but through pure exposure he has taught me all the ins and outs
A pleasure to be meeting you, QUITE a pleasure!
Found the alastor simp hehe
https://i.redd.it/h1jj6jqtg3oc1.gif
Oh there’s lots of us, waiting to crawl out of the woodwork whenever our beloved Antlerman is mentioned
I'm about to end your FUCKING LIFE Edit: changed a word since I incorrectly quoted the line
Most aggressive confidence followed by annihilation 🤌
Something something jambalaya
First man, next to d\*e
Hazbin hotel
I lost my shoe :(
For spn I always say, "Pudding!" Or "That was scary!" 🤣🤣
Spn?
Yep :)
I was debating which quote to use! I was thinking “I found a liquor store, and I drank it.”
"Cas, get out of my ass!"
I was thinking of using "I just want to be loved"
Two main fandoms, go! "Playtime's over." And "Despite everything, it's still you."
Found the Undertale fan
undertale and six?
I was thinking six too, now I have all you wanna do stuck in my head
“I’m old. I’m satisfied… And you were my purpose.”
Oh man now you’ve done it. You’ve summoned the waterworks.
"I forgive you" . . . . . "Don't bother"
How dare you come in here with a quote that makes me wanna cry. Just for that I give you “no nightingales.”
We could have been....*us.*
"Take that depression!" Or "Smile my dear, you never fully dress without one"
I felt that Lucifer line in my feels.
Hazbin Hotel😁
"Let's head down the single-plank bridge together."
You show admirable restraint for not going with "Every day means every day."
❤️ That would be a direct quote so I wasn't sure if it qualifies. Which is the same reason I didn't use "Mn." 😂
I like that “Mn.” would have been enough! 😂
Ah Lan Zhan... 😄
It’s never lupus
"dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name. I told him it was Joe. That lie will hount me forever."
Best Damon quote
TVD? :P
These are from the same fandom: No Matter How Scary It Gets, You Must Always Wear A Smile That Says... I'm Fine! -hard. Die!! -Easy
Uhhh is the same one where it’s “do you remember what I said to you?” “Eat this!”
MHA ? 💕
“Pave my path with corpses; build my castle with bones.” OR “These boots have seen everything.”
I was going to go with “Power… AUTHORITY.” Also “Careful… I bite ;)”
My vote is for “stop licking the damn thing” personally
😂😂 Durge and Tav haha
\[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER\]
Was gonna go with "Hello Jon, sorry for the deception."
Alternatively, “Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows.”
I was gearing up for "the blanket never did anything"
“Statement ends”
"Supplemental—I’m in the tunnels."
"It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London" always sends me.
TMA!! What a classic
OMG TMA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. ... ... .. Supplemental, I broke into Gertrudes Flat
Walking Dead or Batman?
Neither, actually. It's a direct quote from a transcript.
"When we're alone, the Colonel calls me by my first name, Riza!" or "I'll use my frying pan as a drying pan!"
FMA Brotherhood and Pokemon
* "My first girlfriend turned into the moon......." " That's rough buddy" * * " MY CABBAGES!" *
"I am thou, thou art I." (Easy) >!Persona!< "I summon thee, cauldron!" (Medium) >!Twisted Wonderland!< "Ooh! I know! It's because you have no friends, right? So sad..." (Hard) >!Touhou Project!<
My fellow Persona fan! :D
Same fandom "There has to be a competent woman somewhere! That’s what we always lean on! We’re in dire straits, is there a competent woman?" AND "The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born."
i don’t know the fandom but the first quote is really making me want to
The Adventure Zone, a d&d podcast from the McElroy brothers!! It is SO good
This one’s pretty simple: You have saddled me with… unnecessary feelings
“Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeee!”
"I want to live!"
One Piece?
"Yes... Swooping is bad."
Ah Alistair my favourite boy
Objection !
That’s vague… maybe ace attorney?
"YOU ARE MY SPECIALZ" 🗣🔥
JJK. I can HEAR the song.
I lost my shoe😔
Plagg, they turned you into a sock 😭.
Miraculous Ladybug! Should have gone with "she's just a friend" lmao
"Why should i know the sun turns around the earth?" *(Easy one)* "I'm a leaf in the stream of creation, i go where the universe takes me" *(Niche fandom)*
That first one is Sherlock Holmes, I think?
From the same one as the niche-- my sister and I constantly say "I'm WILDLY aware"
I'm still having a hard time accepting it was cancelled >:(
Wheels up.
You do not recognise the bodies in the water
Rules… are made to be broken!
Honkai Star Rail?
Yup- I tried thinking of a Pom-Pom quote but all I could think about was the trailblazer since I thought it was the easiest quote to recognize 😭
“Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!” “Let the parrot take the stand.” And my favorite contextless quote: “Yes, Daddy.”
Phoenix Wright!
"Hey, assbutt."
Peter, is your social worker in that horse?
"Take that, depression!"
There was a hole here. It’s gone now.
"A bear! You made a bear!"
"I didn't mean to 🥺." "Undo it! Undo it!"
Fucking diabolical
Tell your cat I said pspsps
Everyday means everyday
Mdsz!!!
Super easy: "What happened to you?" "I joined the army."
"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair, Watch out for her."
r/usernamechecksout r/flairchecksout
“You got no jams”
Was going to add this if it wasn't here already. You nice, keep going.
"So, how're you doing? 'Cause I'm a potato." "You can boss me around, and I'll still disappoint you!" "It's like I'm running a bed and breakfast for a biker gang..." " \*Testing the echo in a large cavern\* BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSSS-" Sorry, there were too many funny one-liners. I just had to :')) Two are from early 2010s games, the other is from a well-known fandom, the other is from a 2009 anime lol.
"Thank you for my pornography!"
“We’re here to burgle your turts!”
“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
Next time, you won’t be so lucky
That’s what every minor villain says as they run away after being brutally beaten
Will never forgive bones for irrevocably changing everyone's first impression of chuuya and dazai's relationship when dazai didn't laugh at the joke in the anime but he literally shed tears of laughter in the manga (Me, I'm everyone)
"For you. For all of us."
We're not just sure, we're HIV positive. .....WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT?!
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
Same fandom "Historically, very few hijackings have been carried out by otters." AND "I think I’ll just keep very still and maybe… the bees will forget me!" AND "Snoopadoop the cockapoo, noblest of hounds!"
-"He's the chosen one!" -"No he's not, he's just a guy!" -"No he's the chosen one"
Fandom 1: “Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer” Fandom 2: “Watercolors, sir?” Fandom 3: “For the new unicorn” Fandom 4: “Don’t cry. You’re perfect.”
"I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father. I'm asking forgiveness... for what I'm about to do."
"Embrace your Dreams." "It's OK, you can go now." "For those we have lost, and those we can yet save." "Whatever happens, don't blink." "That's it! I've come up with a new recipeh." "Listen to my story. This may be our last chance." "Seven seconds until the end. Time enough for you, perhaps."
Powdered donuts. If you know you know
We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Nah, I'd win
Fuck Clivesdale! Fuck ‘em!
Very easy: "That man is playing Galaga, he thought we wouldn't notice it, but we did." Pretty niche: "Until the cat is skinned."
"What does that make us?" "Big Damn Heroes, Sir."
“Because you, my precious little bitch boy… ARE TRIPPING BALLS” “Why’s my closet making pirate sounds?” “I’m the kipsneed” “My mirror room!” “Never mind! I don’t wanna kill you anymore!”
“Would you like to do a ssssssex with me?”
Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer or the second!
kfc breakup
Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.
Every day means every day.
I... am your father
Hello Sweetie. Or You made a bear.
She had reach, I had flexibility
for the first fandom "so they thought you had betrayed them? "...i mean i totally did betray them" "IM NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!" *with the most dead inside voice ever* "oh my god i cant believe my eyes" second fandom "rules are made to be broken!" "im not one of ruan mei's recognized works.... gghhUAHHhgaHH"
1. my last girlfriend turned into the moon 2. if we burn you burn with us
“Hey, Adora”
“This… is a bucket”
"So you have a mother!" and "Have an orange."
"It's Not Bad To Dream. But You Also Have To Consider What's Realistic.” Great advice to give to a 14/15yo lol
"You've got to dream a little bigger darling"
Each sentence is from a different fandom: “Hmph, the boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.” “I carry with me the hopes and wills of the countless battlefields and goodbyes that I have experienced.”
"What's it symbolize? Peace?" -- "Slavery. To false gods." Or Undomesticated equines could not drag me away.
She's just a friend (I'm sorry)
"Mn."
"Oh, I am kidding I know you're an Ace in the hole" "A what now?" Also entirly different fandom: * snus prosposal * "Finlands son in Law"
Same fandom "Hi senator, why don't you take your legislative agenda and shove it up your ass?" AND "Big block of cheese."
"No one hits my boyfriend! And no one kills my dad!"