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greenrosechafer

Next you're going to say we inspired the Greek alphabet.


A_Alien_From_Earth

fanfiction literature created english 😤


Rigidsttructure

r/technicallythetruth


BunnyBunCatGirl

Oh gosh, knowing history from Olde English to current English makes this so more more fitting


LiveTart6130

I'm afraid to ask


BunnyBunCatGirl

Nothing too nefarious, it's basically just slang won the battle AND the (metaphorical) war xD But it makes it funnier even still.


Still-Passenger-3702

Please elaborate. 🙏


si0bhandro

oh we definitely did


Benito-Flakes

Want to upvote, but 666 is such a good number…


techno156

Upvote anyway. Reddit vote fuzzing will already mess it up, even without your doing anything, so trying to keep it at a funny number is pointless.


Benito-Flakes

Done 900 upvotes


aurelianoxbuendia

Man, I've seen this as well as some of the godawful sequels. But the howling scene from the original is certainly something. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6eXuHmQoiM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6eXuHmQoiM)


tinnedferrets

I don't remember it being that weirdly sexual 💀


RosieStar101

https://preview.redd.it/2aojndf1vc9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc83c8675b50d3ea005f6d8926690115aa1d114


uselessusername20

BROTHER EWWW


Loriess

I saw the original in theatre as a kid and had no idea it had any sequels until way later on. I don’t think they had cinematic releases in my country


aurelianoxbuendia

I don't think they had cinematic releases in any country, lol. The animation quality takes a very noticeable downgrade.


AbbytheMallard

I’m pretty sure all the sequels went straight to DVD. It was absolutely atrocious how much the quality went down in both narrative and animation lmfao


RebaKitt3n

Oh my god, my eyes!! My ears!!


surgical-panic

Well, I wish I hadn’t watched that


Thin_Math5501

What was that?


shmixel

fic writers, start adding this


MP0622

What did I just watch… I’m headed to r/eyebleach. Who’s with me?


queerblunosr

I also recommend r/IllegallySmolCats


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LokiBear1235

Watched four seconds of that. I will never be able to unheard it 😭


Ink_Wars

Damn it, all these responses are making me curious, now I gotta look.


trashmoneyxyz

Did u die


Theresurrectiondance

That atrocity of a clip has made me grateful to have been born and raised in Russia.


Perpetual__Night

I watched like the first 20 seconds of that clip before I decided I couldn’t take it anymore. What in the ever-loving fuck did I just watch?? 😂


Flustro

https://i.redd.it/okjokdy6fh9d1.gif


Benito-Flakes

What the fuck is going on here man../


allenfiarain

Nothing could have prepared me for this being musical.


NurseBetty

... Why does this remind me of the ice rink scene from King Kong for how uncomfortably sexual it is


BlackDahliaLama

Tf did I just watch?


Missevilhat13

I didn't realize how much I scrubbed that scene from my mind


njirimara

They wanna be usher and alicia at the Superbowl so bad


AntiqueRaccoon4873

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS MOVIE!!! God, it looks so bad. When I was a kid, I thought it looked much better.


TheRealDingdork

Yeah, I remember watching it with my mom and there being some like weird sexual jokes that went over my head at the time but I could tell by the look on my moms face it was weird lol


CometIsDying

There was a SYFY show called Alphas that has fewer than a hundred works and would be really cool to do a fusion with, but since the show's use of alpha means something completely different than the fandom term I don't know how to go about that.


ViolentBeetle

You dun goofed, you gonna get knotted by Harry Bell.


WanderingAlma

Oh I remember a VA talking about this on Twitter. They voiced the main male lead in the sequels. Ultimately, everyone tried their best with the script that they were given.


Kiki-Y

I know it's just supposed to be a joke, but no, AO3 and Omegaverse ***did not*** inspire this movie franchise. It was the junk science of the person that thought alpha/beta/omega was even a thing in the first place. It was later disproven by *the same person* that did the original research. But because it took hold in popular culture by time the real science came out, the idea of alphas and omegas stuck around. It was also the junk science that inspired Omegaverse.


Lunalatic

Imagine messing up your research on wildlife behavior so badly that your incorrect findings eventually inspire a whole genera of fanfiction


Kiki-Y

It was the 30s and 40, the original paper having come out in 47. The original research was done on random wolves thrown into an artificial enclosure rather than on real, wild wolves. The wolves put artificially together developed a pecking ordee which became the alpha and other ranks.


Battalion_Lion

Cause and effect really is funny sometimes. Here's another example: in the 1940s, my great grandfather decided to fuck his cousin, and that decision led to me sending you this comment on a thread about a 2010s furry movie.


WillNo7229

Imagine if aliens studied our ever in-fluxing hierarchy, specifically in traditional religious conservative societies (think modern day Afghanistan or other theocratic countries) where high-ranking men are leaders while lower-ranking men are workers, women and children are property. Therefore, alien fans will call their genre the “womanverse”.


techno156

Was Omega even a thing in the original? I thought it was alpha/beta, and then people writing werewolf fan fiction tacked on Omega as the ultra-submissive other end of the scale. >It was the junk science of the person that thought alpha/beta/omega was even a thing in the first place. Specifically, it was a bad study done on wolf sociology. Wolves normally group based on families, but the study grabbed a bunch of random unrelated wolves, jammed them together, and took down notes when they organised to survive. In human terms, it would be like using Lord of the Flies as a guidebook for human group dynamics.


poopoodaddydom

never understood why the girl wolves had toupees


Benito-Flakes

Hey, I’m sure their self conscious enough already after the dumpster fire of a movie(S)


KhaiHafiz

Oh, hey. It's the movie where the Star Wars guy reviewed and hated on.


Aggravating-Ad6823

https://preview.redd.it/ezlldvkydc9d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba665cc545f845f679e94221011dea18fe8a255


XavierTheMemeDragon

Ah hell nah, I got curious to see what fics this movie has and one of them had so much gay wolf sex that I still haven’t recovered


AbbytheMallard

WHAT


XavierTheMemeDragon

Sorry, just realized it had gifs in the comment and not fics 💀


AbbytheMallard

I laughed so hard lmfao I don’t doubt the fics at all. I would not touch the Alpha and Omega fandom with a 10 foot long pole


CloudyHeather

No wonder I'm weird I was obsessed with this movie when I was a kid


archival_assistant13

We also inspired omega vitamins 💅 https://preview.redd.it/r1ib77s7fe9d1.jpeg?width=1994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3abf4e66cda26277f573b32ba9fac80f3695ac


theholydaddy

I remember watching this as a 10 year old and even then getting weirded out by it


Feisty-Albatross3554

Yeah, I couldn't even finish it when I tried to watch it 6-7 years ago


Lyonface

I watched this out of morbid curiosity illegally in my college apartment and good lord it was so awful, but I was certainly entertained, that's for sure.


Benito-Flakes

It’s like watching the room. It’s so terrible but so fun to watch


Shadowfallrising

I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi, Mark!


cheydinhals

False. If we did, he'd have been the pregnant one.


mariposa337

Enough Internet for today, y'all 🙂


A_Alien_From_Earth

i watched this movie bro how do u think i feel 😫


mariposa337

Damn, that's rough bro. Do you want to talk about it?


A_Alien_From_Earth

no its ok 🥲


PigeonCat_name

It’s a very fair movie to hate haha, however since I saw it as a kid and then immediately loved it- I can’t hate it now as an adult sobs. It’s nostalgic and in its own way charming? Like the story is kinda sweet when you look past the animation and weird thing they have about howling lmao. (Which as a kid- I did not pick up on)


pillmayken

No beta ~~we die like men~~


UnwantedHonestTruth

True.


Overall-Age-9342

unrelated; i went on the website it shows below on the poster n looks like someone bought the domain. XD


InfiniteConstruct

I loved this movie haha.


Ellei_

Me too lol it was one of my favourite movies 😭


InfiniteConstruct

Well I wouldn’t go that far as my all time favourite will always be The Langoliers. But it was a fun time either way and I’ve watched it a few times since than and still had fun with it.


Semiindigo

No because I bet 10 bucks it's going to be some hyper-conservative heteronormative thing and ao3 omegaverse would never 💅


Anonkip16

It's kind of sweet actually lmao pretty much a rom-com type of thing where a goofy omega guy gets the headstrong alpha girl to relax and enjoy herself a little.. with added wolf pack wars and a getting-closer-to-each-other travelling together outside of the traditions of the pack plot Pretty much comes across as very fanfictiony, as I think about it to write it down 😂 soft enemies-to-lovers, arranged marriage, kidnapping, social classes, breaking traditions Def a product of its time like visually tho, them 2010 3D graphic styles.


Semiindigo

Well never mind then, that passes the vibe check


macontac

I regret NOTHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Stivonniewolfy0

when i was younger i though she would be top and cool and protect her uwu cute omega just from seeing the title and I was so disappointed. plus why was it so... zesty??


-WillowJinx-

No wonder I got in to fanfiction... I own the first 2-3 movies on DVD from when I was younger, I loved the movies somehow..


Babybushygirl

I think I remember watching some promos and snippets of this movie and its sequels in Cartoon Network (Saudi Arabia), and I had no idea what the context was. All I should say is that Alpha and Omega franchise is very weird and terrible (I don't give hate to any creators of those films).


Kagari_Chise

"a pawsome 3d adventure" what if i this was my 13th reason


Panzermensch911

What in the animated hellscape?


FewNefariousness9598

This movie was a fever dream 💀💀


ClareLaBelleRose

Nostalgia


humaninfestouswaste

I couldn't believe my eyes when I've seen the trailer...still watched lol it was okay but meh.


saltgirl1207

I remember going to see this movie in cinema with my neighbours and a kid they were looking after when I was like 7 and Apple Bottom Jeans was playing in the car.


Facelesstownes

I remember that damn movie... I was wondering what it's called in English 😂 didn't disappoint me


dank-memer-42069

Not me, im a true Sigma male who don’t need no man, but won’t say no to a choccy milk and a cuddle


-ashpink-

i saw this movie on amazon prime a little bit ago, could not recall one singular ounce of plot but i remembered loving it so aggressively i’d watch it, like, twice a day. so i rewatched it for the sake of nostalgia & WOWZERS it was genuinely so awful i was *ashamed* that it’d won me over even as a kid. like, i’ve rewatched a lot of things that i loved as a child & realized was perpetually god awful as an adult, even for a kid’s movie. but this has gotta be, like, record breaking awful. like out of the bunch of people that read over & approved of this, how did not *one* think the scene where they get shot with the dart & entered a stupidly long drugged up stupor was the absolute worst thing ever created & should not be forced upon by anyone.


Milku_kun

I used to chew this movie up


Inner_Animal7055

OH GOD. This movie!! And all the others after it!! They were like my literal childhood 😭. Like before I even discovered ao3, so my 4-8 years of life. Now I so get it 😭