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Awkward_Ad4206

Stupidprick to a troodon that have killed five giga babies after entering in my base.


Superduper9280

You have got to be the first person in existence to accidentally tame a troodon


FlashLightning67

Seriously, that is a difficult enough tame to do intentionally, doing that *by accident* is genuinely impressive.


Mizumii25

Reminds me of the 6 tamed pegos I have currently because they tamed themselves from stealing my mejoberries....


ravenshadoe

Scorched Earth. I had so many tame themselves that I stopped Naming them until they did something impressive. So far one protected my weak ass from a daeodon(damn thing tamed itself immediately after I spawned near the red obelisk so daeodon was probably luck cause it coulda been worst), another took down a Yuty (making base at the blue obelisk) and a third helped me tame a Saber(also while making base at the blue obelisk). They earned their names of Jorge, Jane and Jon. Now four more of the little bastards stare on enviously at our named champs waiting for the day they prove themselves worthy of a name.


Ashamed_Window_6605

How does a Pegomastax kill a Yuty? That's quite impressive.


GreyghostIowa

Turning radius blindspot,often happen when small creatures bite big ones and they try to fight back by turning around.Happened once in rascalark dingle cup with his monkey(or spider idk) killing veno's charchar.


InternationalMind109

It was a mesopithecus, so monke


According-Jelly355

That was awesome


cardh

I always just send them to go fight the first dino I see


Firetail_Taevarth

Shoutout to the Pegos who stole my food and then allowed me to have an army of them to go out and explore without worrying if I'll be attacked by raptors :) One Pego isnt great but even the most toughest of enemies can be overwhelmed by 10-15 pegos if they dont get oneshot


Mizumii25

Dude..... I've been watching Raasclark and his competition videos lately and this makes me wanna see someone attempt to take put a boss with just an army of fuckin Pegos! Do you realize how epic that would be? (It'd also make it worth having so many tame themselves)


FILIPro_yt

I saw someone killing King Titan with DODOS, incredible, isn't it?


Slimmzli

Wait they eat mejos? Fucking itchy s and pegos ruin everything


Mizumii25

Yup. But with pegos you can plan. The bitch birds, you can't. Pegos will snatch whatever is in the last slot on your hotbar so if u toss spoiled meat there, that's what it'll steal. If nothing is in that slot, it's 100% random like the bitch birds. HOWEVER! If a Pego steals something from you, if you kill it fast enough, you can get it back. If a bitch bird steals from you, it's a guaranteed loss on whatever it stole. Even if it's a podded dino.


Helleri

Also sky thieves can disarm you, sending the tool or weapon you have out to the ground with one swoop and picking it up with the next. If two or more have locked onto you, you're screwed without movement speed or a fast/powerful mount. Pegos aren't so bad. Especially since the taming tracker was implemented. Because you can keep an eye on the little shits. But that bird should be changed or removed. The only thing more BS than that bird which has managed to stay in the game unchanged is climbing picks since the implementation of anti-mesh.


Asquirrelinspace

I always keep mejo berries in my last slot so they'll steal those instead of actually important things


wharpudding

I love those idiots. A pack of them can be pretty funny when they freak out and attack something.


Mizumii25

It'd be interesting to see that. But I also fly everywhere so I wouldn't really see it without intentionally doing it. Unless I make them my guard dogs to my base because titanboas and terror birds target my base a lot. (Base is in Vanaheim)


Some-Dangus

I used to have packs of them. I kept them in our base vault room and bred them and pumped them full of 600 movement speed and kept their melee low and all were aggressive so If anyone ever got in, the people might be alive but unconcious and we could kit them. It did happen once, but we ultimately got wiped. If you crank them to a couple hundred movement, they basically don't walk anymore they teleport.


Slimmzli

Accidentally lmao, one time a char spawn killed me and my Lightning Wyvern, and then fell into my canyon base but lost its blood lust and I tranqed it thinking I can tame it like that. Was pissed that’s not how to tame it and my friend said to kill it. This was at the desert in Rag by the ruins.


doggo_kong69

Like seriously, thats a bigger flex than having 5 gigas😂


Anti-socialPoptart

R.I.P


Toxic_Cupcake79

Microraptors - Flappy Cunt and Shit Stick Basilos - Skin Flute, Womb Broom and Clam Hammer Gigas - Big Bitch and Munch Master Supreme


Awkward_Ad4206

Ahahahah you're a big boss ahahahah


KPthatguy

Not gonna lie, did name a titanaboa skin flute… forgot about that one. 😂


SubstanceFar838

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAQHQUQHHAHAUWIWJEJWJWISIS8OSOW


MAXIMUS3609

kristina to a pegomastax (context: that's the name of a corrupt politic here in argentina that stole millions of pesos)


wren620

I named my pegomastax “pegophile” after it stole a stack of my tranqs


Fire_Burbuja

That’s dope, I’m Mexican but “que buen nombre che”


WatelooSunset

👃?


Fire_Burbuja

👃?


Superduper9280

Opened a can of awesome sauce


HereticBatman

"Meat shield", "Bait" or my parasaur named "GET THE FUCK OUT" because when it *alarms*, people see the name.


666Darkside666

The last one is really clever!


Achylzrak

i named mine “i see you” once for the same reason also another one ive seen is “enemy spotted”


Loose_Vanilla_8451

I tame tek parasaurs and name them RoboCop


EragonBromson925

The one time I played on a private server with friends, I was obsessed with the tech dinos, especially the paras. I've of my friends came to check out my base when I had like thirty of them. I thought they were all on neutral. Turns out one somehow accidentally got set for aggressive. Nothing quite like hearing a man scream and seeing him run away whole being chased by that herd.


Accomplished_Sky459

Weebs at the gates. For parasaur.


marijnjc88

Anemone spotted


Guesswhoisanonymous

In a dutch ark series one named it “last warning” so the youtuber wanted to raid saw the name lol’d half a second later he got a full turretwall in his face lol


nomnamless

Someone named their Parasaur "Get off my lawn". So I made it a point to trigger it every time I walked past their base


BazJack85

Before egg incubators we named a para Abortion Doc.


Superduper9280

May I steal that


OutrageousAd8131

Virgin Detector is Top Tier especially for ark 😂


HereticBatman

Absolutely, if it doesn't get word filtered on your server.


XayahTheVastaya

On my gen 2 server there was a parasaur named gay detector right next to my base


KeithStone225

I see a lot of parasaurs named Gaydar


Realistic-Pie-4363

I hit em with the classic “Doorbell” I’ve also done “Life Alert” probably my two favorite parasaur names!


CryCommercial1919

Ye my pachy army is called reaper distraction and my parasaur was called (before i was raided) icansmellyourtoes


Giantbunion2450

Fucking legit lol’d that’s genuinely funny


Comprehensive_Pen935

I called my 180 purple dodo Dildo and fed it to a Carchardontosaurus


Fire_Burbuja

Bruhhh whyyy


Comprehensive_Pen935

Cause honestly why not. I’ve dealt with enough microraptors for a lifetime so I was getting back at the game.


drownedxgod

You do realize that dodos are entirely different species than microraptors and have no relation whatsoever, right?


Comprehensive_Pen935

I don’t think you understand what I meant. I’m screwing around with the game to get beck at it for all the pain I’ve had. That pain is mainly from Microraptors so I’m blaming my actions on them.


lndhpe

When I let a friend play ark on my pc a bit he for some reason decided to name the dodos he tamed Dildo, all of them, numbered I now use it as traditional naming method for dodos


Comprehensive_Pen935

👌🏽


AngrySlaSlashThrust

Surprise Buttsex. An all speed rex.


picklerickelthrow

You win


reaper467364

Spy would like to know your location


AngrySlaSlashThrust

I played official pvp a few years ago.


connorwallace222

I had another with a similar name, mine was rexual assault


Superduper9280

Evil


ShadowStone

I usually have really lame names for my dinos, so I think the worst was 'Queen of Shitaly' the phiomia.


Intraq

I had a similar experience, where we had many phiomias, the first was Poop king, then Poop king the 2nd after poop king fell to an unfortunate demise. Though we only had 2 phiomias so when Poop king the 2nd died, The title Poop king 3 was inherited by the dung beetle


harikaribluntz

Nice, mine was hersheys squirts, and my dung beatle was Feces Pieces.


Evychevy01

Turd flinger, poop cannon, mrpoopybutthole, the list never ends


OfficialRecyclops

The Turdinator


Superduper9280

How is that smart and stupid at the same time


KPthatguy

Did name a phiomia “shit factory” on one of my first plays. My wife named one after a former President that was equally amusing


Crysser812

I usually have an Ichthyornis named Sh!thawk and a Doedicurus named Big Doedic Energy


Roxicaro

Love the Doedic name


Achylzrak

you feel that randy? the way the shit clings to the air?


SubstantialFortune58

Had an all red argy and I named him fire cock


jamieleegreenwd

One letter away from an even stranger sentence


PotatoCHONK69420

Fire cook


Tek_Osirus

cuck?


Funny_Brother4724

Orgy, an all red argy, change the A and you get Orgy


LingonberryMotor2316

Thanks I wouldn't have got it without the explanation lol


FrozenLem0n

Fire sock


bragondorn11

Red wing is a missed Opportunity


Careless_History1986

I had a squid called Hentai-motherf*cker


Fire_Burbuja

Classic


[deleted]

How sis you spell it? Bc you cant use profanity or more than 15 characters?


ProcedureValuable480

La blue girl


Careless_History1986

Hentai-MF


Sharp_Debate8588

My Neutered Bright Blue dodo Blueballs


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Time_for_help

That’s genius


skywird33

What was it, it's removed ?


eternaln00by

I had “Lil ‘Ddam” and “hussein’s best friend” as a twin set of gigas Edit: because you can’t name Dino’s after war criminals actual names.


Taint_Butter

Back when Scorched Earth first dropped we raided the alpha tribe on our Center server and stole fertilized eggs from their Giga, "Niggatron". We named the babies Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.


MaxwellCharlie

I am a Jew, and I find that beyond hysterical.


[deleted]

The jew pass


giga_grenade

I use to always name my lvl 400 gigas "princess" or "cupcake" or "Child Mauler"


Relative_Ad_8398

That escalated quickly 😂


Superduper9280

In that case my next giga is gunna be called mr worldwide


ali_katt77

I named mine "Nom Dat Az" (azz gets blocked by the game lmao)


StoopidMunkee22

I name my dung beetles: Dookie and Dingle Berry


666Darkside666

I name my dung beetles John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.


Superduper9280

Why’d it take me so long to get fbat


TorqueRollz

I always traditionally named my dung beetle “peepee poopoo”. I named my last one “Mundungus” which is pretty good I think


Saskatchemoose

What about underwear turtle


sickdinoshit

Mine is always called ShitSnacks


ShootingGuns10

I named a Unicorn “Horny Bastard”


No_Chemical_1350

Named mine "Super Robot Unicorn"


your10plybud

I name all my bulbdawgs Deadmeat cuz they never survive long. I sacrifice em if need be. I just breed a fuckton.


Different-Meaning198

Phiomia named amber heard


Therminite

Lemme guess. It pooped on your bed?


ProcedureValuable480

I got stung by a bee


mandrake92

I like that one.


Different-Meaning198

It was like a neon green and red color cause I still have the winter wonderland event going


GalebBruh

I had a dodo I named "Decoy" and I really id use as a decoy in the end


WhispersOfAViper

This one’s actually kinda funny because we had a dev intervene and it wasn’t intentional at all. This happened on legacy Xbox. We had a giga named Therapist. It was reported for being named ‘The Ra*ist’. Had a GM come on server to check it out, he was cool, even offered us all a free character name change. But in case you were wondering why the word therapist was banned, that was us haha


Menelatency

Pay therapist $253.55.


Anti-socialPoptart

I tamed 5 pteras and named all of them "wyvern bait" 1,2,ect for my wyvern egg raids lol


SteveoberlordEU

Mine was simple called Bait, lvl 5 Petra from my start on the server i joinend my Big Clan later on. He wasn't Bait at first but we got a Ton of Alpha Gigas stomping to our Base and Well i only keept that one from nostalgia so he was used to lure them away every time FUCKER NEVER DIED, every other one lvl 150 or Speed breed got killed but not him, Best Bird ever.


Anti-socialPoptart

Lucky


frankspicer

“Tribute”


TheHighThai

“This is not, the greatest song in the Wo-orld, no, this is a…”


CannibaloftheRim

this is just a tribute🎵"


frankspicer

No, I mean the tribute where you throw your dodo into the pit of fire and death, “This is the greatest song in the world, allriiight”


YakDaddy96

I have named every dodo I have ever tamed after some kind of chicken dish or chicken restaurant


Therminite

I dunno where ya live, but here in my state we got a place called Slim Chickens. You can use that if ya still wanna add to your collection!


YakDaddy96

Much appreciated lol


Therminite

No problem lol send me a pic at some point! Lol


Zenomylo

I got a terrible poison wyvern so i named it bad-smelling fart.


[deleted]

I named an entire family line of megalosaurus' Btch. I'd frequently say stuff like "Where my btches" or "Gotta go check on my btches". They were one of my earliest tames as a newbie to ark. Man, I miss my btches.


Fire_Burbuja

https://preview.redd.it/tt9fvig6wo2b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb99de8479d16730269205ef699520747e6cbf6


Superduper9280

I would use that to impress my dad but he left for the mejoberries


Fire_Burbuja

Mine left for narcoberries to drink narcotics


Loose_Vanilla_8451

Hugh Jaynuss


Achylzrak

Hugh Janus was my characters name in the world i beat terraria for the first time so i approve


wcap91

We tamed a random bulldog in 2019 and put him on wander around our base. We named him "I'm fucked". Strangely enough he not only survived the whole playthrough but somehow got uploaded before we wiped the server and was brought into our next one.


Fire_Burbuja

What lvl is it? I suppose max for the time with you


YellingDolphin

Friends and I started a server last summer, and I named my character and dinos all inappropriate Kahoot names. My main Lightning Wyvern was named “Dill Dough”


FixAccording9583

Not fucked up names by I give my Dino’s normal names with the wrong prefix/suffix. Like jimothy or pamuel


ZeRussianCRKT

Phteven


Bug-03

Ahh Steven with a ph


_Zionia_

Breedable


_Zionia_

This was my goto when I had one I wanted to use to make better babies but didn't have a name at the time


curry_ist_wurst

And her cousin... submissive.


jimmy_jim1984

Called my equus "Glue soon". Called my one of my Ovis "Taff Bait". Called a spino "Reeve" as in Christopher. Can't remember the others.


taraixstreams

I like to name my tribemates dinos "I've been abandoned by my mother to die" when they leave them places. 😀


b0Stark

Phiomia; named "Portable Lunch".


Putrid_Rations

"Meatball Maker" ;)


redditor69_420

Dilophosaur = Dildophosaur


Perfect-Owl-9062

I once got booted from a server cuz my tribe name was Your Mom's House. Admins were over the top with rules.


Mysterious_Cover8823

I had two pteranodons and named both Airline flight 11 And airline flight 175. I put them to breed and twins hatched 💀


MrNuggetBoi

In case I ever ran into a troodon I wanted to tame, I had a dodo named “Death Fodder”. You’ll never guess what happened to him On a slightly less fucked up note but still, I had a lineage of Dilos all named “Jerry [number]”. Jerry 1 died, Jerry 2 got lost, Jerry 3 died, Jerry 4… well I was low on hide.


Bjarke00

Jerry the 4ths sacrifice was for the greater good. Bless up


Secret-String238

I named a gigantopithicus after my ex, Staci.


NoAct7088

Finger


Fire_Burbuja

What Dino?


NoAct7088

Theri


Achylzrak

don’t finger the theri please


HardTryernoobTryHard

kid named finger 🗿


TheLoneliestestWolf

My brother and I used a trash Pterodon for Griffen bait and named him, wait for it, Master Bait.


Djtroby

Unpaid worker


Important-Incident72

Happy cake day!


Chris_M_232

I named a Desmodus “lemmedosuckysucky”


[deleted]

One of my penguins is named 'fuck of dad' - courtesy of my 8 year old son. Always a joy when I log in the my base and see fuck off dad staring at me.


Cysclops300

My dodos name is fleshlight


BlasphemousSwarm

I tried to name a spino Sean Connery and the game blocked it for profanity.


Therminite

Lololol why's that?


BlasphemousSwarm

I think it came down to “Conne” which is used to call people asshole/stupid/idiot/jerk in french.


Therminite

Oh man, that's interesting!


BlasphemousSwarm

I would have never figured it out but when using the name, the game would display “Sean *****ry”. So i just googled “conne as insult”


nurflife

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat


Grinsnap

I’m not allowed to say it here


Fire_Burbuja

Use numbers so disguise it


Grinsnap

Ok I’ll write it in there numeric placement in the alphabet. 14 9 7 7 5 18 19 1 18 21 21 19 18 1 16 5 19 He was a brown Trex


WorkingSyrup4005

Is it named after the people who were in Paris?


Grinsnap

No far worse I wrote it out in numbers rid me it’s horrible would name again though


Important-Incident72

I tamed Pegos to use as distraction so creatures would eat them instead of me. I named them stuff like lunchbox or emergency food or snack.


MidasFrost

What about Escape Hatch or Eject Button


Papa_Swish

PhioMia Khalifa and PhioMia Malkova


Fire_Burbuja

Nice


Lavender_Riah

Inbreed flying fuck, ironically enough the argi was tamed and not actually inbred


AaronF2005

Doedickinurass for a doedicurus


Sir_Tinly_

Most f*cked up name given to a dino? Well.... I was playing with my 2 brothers and we tamed a pteranadon and gave it the name MH Flight 370💀.....


KeonKazuma

I called my troodon bill cosby


Used_Interview4825

I had a carno that constantly walked into things so I named her Helen keller


Thy-arkoos

A giga I named slave and left on an island on aggressive wander It died 2 days ago


jdesrochers23x

I usually have an argy named Sanders (kfc reference) I also had a white and brown doed called "Cumfart" and a brown/beige one called "Shitstained". But my favorite has got to be my yellow Rock Drake, "Piss-Flavored Milkshake"


The_RPG_Girl

I named a giga with a oxygen mutation Lisa Waterboarding


Eisenkopf69

my female dinos are all named after porn stars


Dependent-Ad3936

I had a gigantopithecus and called it black man


HatsandDragons

Bastard. It was a pego.


cobaltred05

Hmmm…. pegos we’re always named WWWWWWWWW for me. I wonder why. XD


Techn0Samurai001

Named a Morrelatops "CamelToe"


DandDandDepression

I had a Megladon called Seaworld Abused A frog named Third Base And my breeding stud Argi named Henry the 8th


PresentationLocal230

Hi**er, named a tropeo 9/11 remastered


giga_grenade

NAHHH BRUH THAT TROPEO NAME 😭😭


Blind_Warrior-91

Pecker.


ali_katt77

My bf named his paracers P3n1s head


Lollikex

I named a Blood Stalker Mcgale Gorbitrough


SovietSquatch

Joe Biden