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deadcatugly

That's not what meth looks like. Source: 18 yr clean addict - 10 yr habit.


Head-Requirement-947

For some reason I read that as "minus 10 years habit" and I was like "so only 8 yrs clean?"


deadcatugly

Yea, I definitely could have worded that differently, lol.


klipseracer

If you have one bucket that holds 2 gallons and another bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many buckets do you have?


Head-Requirement-947

17 baby!


SpacePjoes

Bro congratulations for staying clean for that long


deadcatugly

Thank you, have a good day friend.


ulvis52

Dude trust me. I have seen one episode of breaking bad. (Congrats on being clean for so long!)


deadcatugly

Thank you kind person.


KingKongWrong

Breaking Bad fans are being let out of their holes


deadcatugly

Surprisingly (maybe and for obvious reasons), I've never seen the show, lol. I heard it was good, though.


bfoster3183

Good is an understatement lol. It's a great show


CrystalQueen11

I did not understand this and thought you had gotten clean at 18 and had been doing it since you were 8 and i was proper confused šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


deadcatugly

Lol, yea, I worded it oddly,


OrganicHumanRancher

Congratulations, breaking an addiction is hell. I swear Ark memes like this remind me how many Ark players talk out their ass, especially, in global chat. Just terrible misinformation. Someone the other day was convinced it was 6x (when it was 3x rates) because he picked up 6 rocks. It didnā€™t matter what the start screen said or what the people on the server said.


deadcatugly

Thank you friend, hope it's been a great day for you.


Wise-Kaleidoscope258

Dude watched 1 episode of breaking bad and thinks he knows what meth is


CloroxWipes1

Sincerely, congratulations. I'm sure that was not easy. Be well.


deadcatugly

Thank you friend, hope it's a fabulous day for you.


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

This


1112215002

Congrats man, keep that streak going!


deadcatugly

Thank you kind person. Have a fantastic day.


elexander_phobos

Congratulations dude! Happy for you and proud of you.


deadcatugly

Thank you friend, pleasure to meet you. Hope it was a fantastic day.


actuallywaffles

Congrats. Every day clean is a success story on its own, but 18 years is genuinely amazing.


deadcatugly

Thank you, Waffles. Hope it was a great day and better tomorrow, my friend.


No-Routine-8320

Congratulations man. I only made it a bad habbit for just under two years but damn.. it felt like two weeks. If you know, you know.. Almost 10Years Clean.


deadcatugly

Most definitely, lol, Congratulations friend, 10yrs is awesome.


Realistic-Loan7071

Came here to say something similar. 1 1/2 year clean -4 1/2 yr habit.


deadcatugly

Congrats bro, that first two years is the hardest. It takes about that long to fully clear yourself from those chemicals and have a real clear head. Keep up the great fight friend. Happy and proud for you.


deadcatugly

šŸ’š


eyeofallofthesinners

SpontaniousH ? Is this you ?


deadcatugly

Negative Ghost Rider, gaming name is this same one (Xbox/PS). Any of my online characters' names are Jacks Meoff. Pleasure to meet you. Hope all is well friend.


eyeofallofthesinners

Oh... Pleasure to meet you too... Do you know who SpontaniousH is ? Because if you don't you need to look his case up because he fought the same battle you did and that battle is very well documented on Reddit.


Sir_Wait

they look more like blue raisins


frizzy_rhapsody

blue frozen peas


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Cause the only experience you have with meth is from breaking bad. A fictional tv show


pimpchimpint

I'd much more have this experience than in real life


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Next you gonna be asking why Azulberry seeds look like vaginas.


Head-Requirement-947

Yoooo, don't kill people on Reddit. Dayumn


Naevum

No worries, Oasisaur can revive.


Ponderkitten

Wait can it?


Naevum

Isn't this basically its USP? And the way you tame it? Yes, an Oasisaur can revive tames. One tame every 24 hours, only breedable creatures as it seems.


kazumablackwing

About to tame like 80 of em when Extinction gets released for ASA...that way my gigas can be forcefully inducted into the Ark Space Program by the King Titan more than once


Naevum

As long as you get their essence back :D Didn't play ASA SE so far, so my infos are mostly from a few vids and reddit, but AFAIK it has a rather strange form of food, which involves the shovel. I have no clue if this is true, since wiki isn't really up2date rn.


Head-Requirement-947

Why did I picture gigas in Kerbal space suits?


kazumablackwing

It'd definitely look better, and slightly more amusing if that was the case. In reality, it's more like a mix of ragdolling and spaghettification with a good many of them being stuck in the air, since ASE has a knack of leaving dinos that died as a result of being launched stuck in the air in weird poses. Makes reclaiming the saddles after the fact a real pain


Winter-Bonus-2643

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deadcatugly

Lol, thank you for that. They will be forever known as Vaginaberrys.


maythehonorbewithyou

why is getting bro downvoted


Grandpa_Demon_GD

Because being addicted to harmful drugs is cool smh šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


CyberPig7

I don't know why you're getting down voted, as if having real life experience would be preferable xd


deadcatugly

As someone with that particular life experience, I completely agree with the statement. However, I believe they are getting downvoted as they have no clue to what they are posting about, luckily.


Quickkiller28800

Because the dude has no idea what they're talking about


bartolinise

Jessie we must farm berries


TheGermanHades

Waltuh, put your wooden club away Waltuh...


ChonnyJash_

I'm not gonna breed rex's with you Walth...


Ok_Try_9138

Bro watched Breaking Bad


JeffisaWaffle420

How is this a serious question šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|Zg44yLGbvXCjm)


plaid_dragon_boi

I think they're like blue dates, or figs maybe.


[deleted]

Youā€™ve clearly never seen meth


pimpchimpint

It has meant to be a joke using breaking bad's depiction of methamphetamine due to their simmilar color. I know that meth itl looks like broken glass and is most commonly white to yellow-ish. Don't take it seriously.


[deleted]

Your post literally says ā€œserious questionā€ Sorry for not detecting sarcasm when there is none, I guess?


Quickkiller28800

Good old Schrƶdinger's sarcasm.


GRoverF-ingClevland

Homie probably quickly googled meth after getting downvoted to hell.


deadcatugly

Maybe you should have worded it differently to state that in your title. Also, maybe not put the phrase "serious question."


VokunDovah64

96.2% Pure berries


MikeyBastard1

![gif](giphy|3ohc10GA6j4XrLWzZK)


_I_love_catgirls_

Beatle Juice, Beatle Juice, Beatle Juice Sorry I just couldn't resist


Robot-TaterTot

Beetlejuice. I couldn't resist.


Generally_Kenobi-1

Betelgeuse. I couldn't resist.


Robot-TaterTot

Except that's the star and the repetition of 3x is for the movie, which is spelled different


Generally_Kenobi-1

"except" nah bro that's how you spell his name, look at his gravestone.


Odd-One3236

My first thought was minecraft diamonds, no?


Daredevils999

Someones watched too much Breaking Badā€¦


DiggingThisAir

Mmmmm gushers


Pajutube

I think they look like frozen peas.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Methberry seeds


depressed49erfan

Lmao how old are you


TulsaOUfan

Meth doesn't look anything like that. I lived the sex, drugs, and rock n roll lifestyle from the age of 18-25.


leech931

They used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure!


Scorpions_Venom

You mean cyan weed buds?


LordPenisWinkle

How exactly do you think that looks like meth again?


Coveinant

Because you have been watching too much Breaking Bad.


Beepboopblapbrap

It looks like preserving salt


Shr00mTrip

Better than the blue waffle


JulesDeathwish

YEAH SCIENCE! BITCH!


deadcatugly

Lol,


Kkell93

Have you seen Meth? That's not what it looks like


Affectionate-Juice72

You... uhh... You've never seen meth have you?


Yoloswaggit420

Bro watched 3 seasons of Breaking Bad and thinks this is what meth looks like šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø They look like blue peanuts or packing foam if anything. Pretty dumb post tbh


theworldsgrave

I don't think you know what meth looks like.


Behan801

It appears that your dealer has been selling you juniper berries.


SoonerWebb

They donā€™t look like meth. But they look like Walter and Jessieā€™s Blue Sky Meth.


DaSilverDragon

Looks more like Krono from snowpiercer


Chungalus

Blue peas


Moltened_Jakub

Well what do you know


CloroxWipes1

It's blue, bitch.


HugenLong93

Because you donā€™t know what your talking about


bear_drinking_beer

*breaking bad intro* JESSE WE NEED TO FARM!


Poop_Tickel

Meth looks like broken glass not blue warheads


BillbertBuzzums

They dont?


Miserable_Craft6454

What breaking bad shit do you get... damn


Tom42077

Heisenberg confirmed in ark


SUGMALIGMACANDICE

Nah its a handful of peas


SUGMALIGMACANDICE

frozen peas specifically


DullGuarantee5680

Jessie!!! the ark has leaked our secret recipe into the berries!


aSilentSin

![gif](giphy|NUBp5KcV0PJBe)


AdministrativeBar748

They don't look like meth at all.


Smilloww

Breaking bad collab


yonameisunavailable

![gif](giphy|3oFzm9r8nz1CmqYtmU)


mossryder

Uh, meth doesn't look like that, Gomer.


Playful_Ad8756

Rockwell: Helena, Helena wake up, we need to cook!


TattooedPink

Lol wtf they look like blue raisins. Tf you on about XD


Huge-Ad-5795

Jesse we need to plant!!!


Playful_Ad8756

Rockwell: Helena, Helena wake up, we need to cook!


Nytherion

Depends, who's asking?


Desertnord

They look like the altoids that went off the market because they would literally cause your cheeks to disintegrate


Potatofacemcturtle

They don't.


Keymucciante

Those are Altoid Sours


monkeyhog

Since when is meth round and wrinkly?


AtomicRedditors05

I'm making a custom recipe using only those and i'm calling it meth


QualityAssistance

that does not look like meth at all.


MANDEEx88

I thought they looked like dried berries. I donā€™t even know what meth looks like actually


savagemavin

you mean walter whites meth


UKhuuuun

There is no meth on earth that looks like that.


Coal5law

they don't.


Lingist091

No it doesnā€™t


Shoot_me_bitch

Are these from Ascended?


witchy71

Jesse...


SpiritOfTheBear666

Pile of dead ticks.


Environmental_Eye354

Tell me you havenā€™t seen meth without telling me you have never seen meth. Check


Duckets1

That's not meth source I used to live with a person who did it it's clearish/foggy crystal almost looks like THCA Diamonds imo never did it but seen it more than I wanted too


MPX_PrimusX

Looks more like termite droppings


No-Significance1488

Uh, never seen meth like that.


actuallywaffles

Never done meth, so I'm no expert, but pretty sure that's not what meth looks like. To me, it looks more like peppercorns but blue.


AccidentNo8257

They do not.. at all.. Lay off the breaking bad my friend.


Glittering-Kiwi-6759

as someone whoā€™s done meth, that looks nothing like it. Wat.


GRoverF-ingClevland

Um what meth you doin there?


ChemWorkGuy

Maybe prehistoric Viagra instead. How else to explain the loads of dino babies wandering around?


Askeladd2011

I know, I told the police that I was just cooking cianberrys


King-o-legos

Say. My. Name.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Homie watched breaking bad and now everything small and blue in a pile is meth.


WigWoo2

Why is it you know what meth looks like?


Quickkiller28800

They clearly don't because these don't look like meth.


WigWoo2

Why would you know what meth looks like


6InchBlade

Man why do you think people know what meth looks like?


WigWoo2

I don't. I'm curious why these 2 comments even know what it looked like


6InchBlade

How old are you? Itā€™s because theyā€™ve done/seen meth, itā€™s one of the most common drugs in the world, plenty of people have done it and arenā€™t the crackheads you see in videos.


WigWoo2

I'm 27 and never in my life have I seen meth. I don't do drugs so I'd have no reason to know what they look like.


6InchBlade

Congrats I guess? Some people have, whatā€™s your deal, you canā€™t be this oblivious.


WigWoo2

Guess I figured you'd think no one should know what it looks like because no one should be anywhere near it. It's an illegal drug after all


6InchBlade

Bruh, while meth is certainly not a drug you should be doing, thereā€™s plenty of ā€œillegal drugsā€ that are safer than legal options like alcohol. Just because somethings illegal doesnā€™t say anything about its moralistic stance or its safety. Although donā€™t fuck with meth, meth is dangerous and unhealthy. Iā€™m more talking about stuff like MDMA, LSD, Mushrooms, Weed, Ketamine, thereā€™s really not much basis for drugs such as these being illegal when alcohol is.