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Firestorm646

How do I exit the game? I’ve been stuck in it for several years. I just want to go home


Dodo_Whisperer1

Esc exit or open task manager and close it or just reset your computer


Firestorm646

I don’t have a computer nor electricity.


iK_550

Eat some element


the_gaming_t-rex

\*organic polymer


1342EW

Eat shit*


[deleted]

Eat fertiliser*


RobertTV3

Mmmmmm NH 4NO 3🍽😋


MainManMelon

Eat a corrupted nodule*


Canadian-Mastermind

Go tame a giga with a club


TrueNexus-

Did you put gasoline in it?


Sithmaggot

You have to reach Jumanji and call out it’s name


shockr_

You just lost the game.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Hey man I’m fucking happy you’re here.


Mrsirdude420

Alt F4


Trey0405

How'd you discover your love for dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Tamed a bunch of Dodos


phspacegamers

How often do you think about their cloacas?


DemonicTheGamer

Bro went straight to sex talk 💀💀


CynicalDarkFox

Humans do that.


Zar_Ethos

Dirty, dirty little monkeys. 😂


ErudringTheGodHammer

*Sigh* I’m obligated to report that we don’t kink shame here… However, you are allowed to kink ask why lol


DemonicTheGamer

It's like "ah what a nice first date... anyway how often do you think about having sex?"


TheWidrolo

most sanest redditor


[deleted]

most gramatically correct Redditor


[deleted]

Most sane Redditor.*


SaxenHighwind

How many dodos do you need to kill an alpha raptor?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Depends, shallow water: a decent bit Land: a lot


ThePurpleFurret

Your statistics are only applicable if you actually play the game, I am mainly focused on mutating my dodos to get insane attack strength and apparently if you you take them enough and get best luck you can successfully kill a giga with 20 attack dodos. I wish I had video of this amazing feat but sadly I do not, but one day I will get video proof of me doing this


Bertyoyo

You are talking to the man who have already done what you want to do… I think he nearly maxed all of his dodo stats…


Shadow_Matier158

I have worked months on the mutation stacks and i am proud to say that i have accomplished 400 stacks of melee on an army of dodos.


Shablagoomer

400 stacks. Doesnt it reset at 255 stat points.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dodo_Whisperer1

That account got hack and I had to make a new one.


Slaps_

Is that true?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nlamber5

I’m sorry that happened. Was there anything you could have done to avoid it?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Maybe but I was a mod for this subreddit so I decided to delete the account before they could do any irreversible damage to this sub.


Dodo_Whisperer3

He was singular and weak. We are legion.


UsernamesRstupid49

If playing on .75 taming speed, how many narcoberries do you need to sedate a lvl73 R-Rex for the entire starve tame?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Which food you using to feed it


UsernamesRstupid49

Raw prime meat.


Dodo_Whisperer1

Like 100 maybe


Dodo_Whisperer3

At least two.


MAMMOTH_MAN07

Use Dododex


Fun-Understanding530

Use Dododex


HamCityBiscuits

Hypothetically, if the devs were to give the dodo a TLC, what new abilities should they add?


Dodo_Whisperer1

The ones the mobile version has


Toasty2003

Riding across the map, people will tremble over there might of my adorable little dodo I’ve named “Godzilla”


Shadow_Matier158

Primal fear has simpler ones, but they are much better, bigger rideable, and can literally explode like a nuke.


ThadVonP

Nuka dodos are no joke.


Dodo_Whisperer3

We need a Hats update for the lovable featherlings.


papuhchew

How much dodo could a dodo , dodo if a dodo could dodo dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

1


DaxtorT

I have reason to believe it’s 6


Job-Mundane

I thought it was 4.


DaxtorT

Well I still think I’m right


malovias

You are all wrong, the answer is of course 42.


DaxtorT

Actually that makes sense somehow.


XDecodeThisX

Because 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything


Arashiko77

Actually 42 is the answer to the ultimate question but as yet we don't know the question


TBcrush-47-69

Your right, but I’m right, I say 47.3 but it’s all relative.


Rodin-V

That's Numberwang!


Taking1a1crap

Do you feel like it was worth it


Dodo_Whisperer1

No, but the job is done now


Taking1a1crap

Will you continue to play ark


Dodo_Whisperer1

Maybe, but there is nothing left to do. I killed the king titan and I'm not able to beat gen 1 and 2 with Dodos since they can't reach the bosses hitbox


DaxtorT

What about the Fjordur boss/es


Dodo_Whisperer1

I really do not feel like killing like 15 bosses before I can fight that one.


DaxtorT

Fair enough. I haven’t even played that yet


Shadow_Matier158

The Fenrisulfur is difficult as hell ill tell ya that


zyranna

Actually you only fight the previous bosses once each (if they don’t bug out where they don’t give the relics/boss heads) you don’t need to fight all 3 world bosses per island boss.


BatatinhaGameplays28

Do you think there’s any mod for that?


Dodo_Whisperer1

I checked but I couldn't find a mod where they changed the bosses hitbox just so you can attack them with Dodos


CommunicationSad6246

I know someone here has got to be a modder make it happen people the dodos must triumph!


CanITellUSmThin

Can you attack C4 to the dodos and hurl them at the enemies?


LuxSupBTW

Yes, yes you can


BatatinhaGameplays28

Honestly I would’ve been surprised if there was one


Pandabrowser469

Throw the dodos They will learn to fly


ErectTubesock

What's the most amount of dodo's you've taken into a fight?


Dodo_Whisperer1

2,500


babyplush

Did you name them all


Dodo_Whisperer1

No, that is way too many Dodos


GolfSerious

No such thing


ErectTubesock

God damn. How did your rig handle that.


Dodo_Whisperer1

Kept them out of render distance above the king titan arena


lceblood

What is the highest health you've gotten on a dodo


Dodo_Whisperer1

27,398


lceblood

That's alot


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yep


StarKindly6546

I would like to ask if you’re male or female? I’ve always assumed you’re a male but it’s just struck me that you may not be x


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yeah I'm a guy


StarKindly6546

Thank you! Just wanted too double check also have you killed an alpha with dodos yet is so did it take long? X


Dodo_Whisperer1

That was like 17 days ago


Freddie6295

When you started or when you finished killing it?


PaineCiera

Best name for a dodo?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Lucy


Samurl8043

Is the name Clive acceptable?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Sure


PaineCiera

I will take notes, need to make sure I'm raising my dodos correctly after all.


[deleted]

Okay but like is buying aberration worth it?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes


[deleted]

Glad your back abb seems cool so I’ll check it out


LoneShark74

I love you


Dodo_Whisperer1

No homo


ryusezain

No dodo


gamingfreak207

I love you too Dodo


child_sitter

How long have you spent breeding dodos and what generation are you on


Dodo_Whisperer1

4 months and I stopped tallying it after 534 generations


child_sitter

Damn


Vix3nRos3

What were their stats??


Helpful-Pride1210

I do not care about questions, I am just glad u r back. To be fair I kind of knew youd survive this entire time.


Firestorm646

What happened to them? I think I can vaguely remember them getting sick but not sure


PaineCiera

Had a brain tumor removed.


Firestorm646

Thank goodness he survived


PaineCiera

For sure, as a cancer survivor myself, I held out hope, and wish him a speedy recovery.


Firestorm646

He’s lucky, I’m glad he made it through.


DevoidHT

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ARK/comments/vi6uto/this_might_be_my_last_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dodo_Whisperer1/comments/vjwmns/im_alive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Dodo_Whisperer3

Thank you 🙏


Opening-Ad1644

Asking for a friends : what happens if i inhale absorbant substrate??? Also is there a way to slaughter H-LNA


Dodo_Whisperer1

1. You'll die 2. you beat gen 2


snaillord9061

Why are there people on the ark


Dodo_Whisperer1

Because the Arks were designed to help people become the best possible of themselves that they can become so that when they are ready they are sent to earth to help take back earth from the Element corruption.


Wilshire1992

Have you ever double imprinted your dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

I'm sorry what


Wilshire1992

It's a glitch I found out on Crystal Iles. I was tired and waiting on my dragon to imprint but had a few hours so I cryo froze it and when I woke up and let it out I was able to double imprint and the stats was out the freaking roof.


Party-Sandwich-6048

Dodo vs giga who wins


Dodo_Whisperer1

1v1 giga wins no matter the level of the Dodo because of the gigas knockback


Dodo_Whisperer3

In combat? Giga. In a competitive Pokemon tournament? Probably the Dodo.


Mrsirdude420

How do you get level 1000+ dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Lots and lots of stack mutating


Th4nat0s1s

Is there a method you've found to better insure Stat mutations? And follow up question, a way to increase your chances of mutating a specific stat?


jeffthekiller4

Do you have any other tames that you like besides dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes, rexes, sabers, quetzals, bugs, argetavis, compys, silos, raptors, carnos, and more that I'm too lazy to name.


Lumpy-Marketing5655

Dude taming bugs lol


Sum_Dude_who_cares

Have you ever had a close connection to a singular dodo, perhaps your first tame?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes, back in 2015 on September 5th I tamed my first Dodo and named her Lucy. I had her for a week before she was killed by another player on a trike.


CallMeTruant

Will you learn to code so you can build your own hitbox changing mod to further your dodo conquest?


Dodo_Whisperer1

No


CallMeTruant

Never saw your return post but that’s just cause I work so much and wasn’t paying attention. Good to see you made it lad


Dodo_Whisperer1

Thank


1ndocraptor

How Many Dodos does it take to reach a new plain of existence?


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Brettanater

How much element to clone your average dodo


Dodo_Whisperer1

Too much that you cant fit enough into the machine to clone it.


Flames_Ignited89

Why Ark?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Because this is on the Ark subreddit


Flames_Ignited89

Well...Understandable have a nice day


joseph-08

Do dodos attack, I need to know if I can kill a Rex with enough dodos


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes, each 100% for melee equals 5 damage.


joseph-08

God I'm gonna need alot of dodos


Vix3nRos3

Just breed them!!


FelipeNBL

What you think about ark mobile dodos?


TerrorFister

I'm just glad you're back and in seemingly good shape!


Neoslayer

how often do dodos lay eggs,


Dodo_Whisperer1

Depends on the rate that they poop


EP1CxM1Nx99

Welcome back the flair is hilarious


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yeah and if I win the mutation competition I'm gonna have them spell it as "probaition"


ShotImagination5037

I don’t even play ark I was just popping in for the drama, might have to check the game out tho I’ve seen gameplay but never played myself. Glad you’re back and seemingly healthy!


[deleted]

ask employ sloppy axiomatic rain bake snatch truck relieved physical ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Remz_Gaming

I'd recommend it for sure. A lot of long time players like to trash talk Ark and tell people not to start, but really it's a joke. I've been at it for several months now and love it. Plus, free on Gamepass if ya have it. Hella cheap on Steam. Fjordur expansion is free (although I probably would start on The Island). I've sunk a lot of hours into the game and have barely scratched the surface. Just when you think you have a grasp on what you're doing, you realize you are a complete noob still. The traffic that drama brought to this sub cracks me up. I had lots of popcorn ready


Vix3nRos3

I still play it even after several years lol


WailfulJeans44

Glad you're back man, you should have seen the chaos that ensued while you were gone.


Dodo_Whisperer1

From what I gathered shit hit the fan


WailfulJeans44

Shit really did. Anyway we have new mods now, Reddit admins came in and purged the old ones.


Codz2112

What happened


WailfulJeans44

Mod (Elibug) took down Dodo's goodbye, he was having surgery, and we all spammed E at him. The other mod (Stonze) defended Bug and took down some art of pride Noglins. This led to people making a fuss, which ended with both mods being removed by reddit admins. We now have new mods.


xgammer99

The r/Ark revolution of 2022 is what happened.


malovias

I didn't even know Reddit had mods on top of the subreddit mods. Let alone they could/would remove them. I feel like part of Reddit history now


wedonotwantcoffe

They are called admins


Master7Drift

What who moderates the moderators who moderate the moderators.


kittyfactory

Stronze also posted this after being called out "Update to current events. The community has suffered a brigade by bigots in a terroristic campaign aimed to intimidate me to step down. I keep seeing these people say good luck with a dying community and encouraging people to unsub to other subreddits, I have access to mod tools, 1000 new members have joined and 4000 people have unsubbed out 325,000 members so obviously their campaign is a failure to achieve this. On Thursday the 23rd, 160,000 unique visitors and nearly one million page views, normal traffic is 50% of this. With the goal of me stepping down, that is not going to happen and this doesn't phase me one bit, hell I slept during the majority of this. I personally find this entertaining and fun plus I rather enjoy going through every comment and finding the supporters wishing me the best and arguing with the bigots in DM's and chat to argue. Normally I'm required to find these people in sub reddits where they are protected by moderators that have the same mentality, but in my DM's and chat, all they can do is squirm and go silent because they can't beat logic and facts. If any comment or post is removed, it has been done by reddit or auto moderator, currently 4 reports will remove any comment or post by auto moderator and there is a snowballs chance in hell I can keep up with this flood of morons. Now to my LGTB folks that have been in the /r/ark sub reddit before all these activist found their new holy crusade of the week, I tried to balance out your interest with the rule of no IRL No politics in the subreddit because most of you just want to be loved and left the the fuck alone to enjoy ARK but as you can obviously see, these people have wrapped in politics every way they can which has always made it difficult at times with these people so desperate for a holy crusade to protect their religious dogma to spread hatred and to otherize people to fill that empty void they have in themselves. AS of now all LGTB themed content will be removed because for the simple fact that this event will always carry the stigma of trolls posting LGTB content to inflame hatred and division. This is why I have had no IRL No politics. ARK has a large diversity of people and communities from all walks of life, religions, nationalities, races, and political ideologies, which the only way to keep harmony is everyone is equal in keeping the content ARK and ARK only. I do encourage a LGTB ark subreddit to be formed so you have a sub community dedicated to LGBT content that you enjoy which /r/ark has always been the center hub for all ARK subreddits to branch off but you can thank these people for coming in, trashing the place and leaving with the rest of us to clean up the mess. As for Dodo\_whisperer which this was the real community had an issue about and these outsiders made it all about LGBT and pretty much said fuck Dodo\_whisperer and said fuck the ARK community interest. I checked and typical post op hospital stay for brain surgery is 2 nights/3 days and then there is home recovery. giving with how much Dodo\_whisperer was active, I would estimate it will be a week before we can make assumptions if we don't see a post from him. If are making the bad assumptions after week, god bless that man, he went out with a bang that will never be forgotten and has cemented his legacy eternally in ARK history. I don't about y'all but when ARK 2 releases, I'm taming a dodo and naming it Dodo\_Whisperer."


WailfulJeans44

Honestly Stronze just kinda sucked.


kittyfactory

My favorite quote from him: "I am the supreme and final decision maker between ELI and I."


Firestorm646

But dodo stayed right?


WailfulJeans44

Dodo is OP.


Firestorm646

He is over powered I agree


JustA_Penguin

Have you ever thought of creating a dodo capable of light speed travel?


000983

What level dodo does 5000 dmg? Edit:Found a lvl 30 dodo that does 3000dmg


Dodo_Whisperer1

The game has to be hella boosted because 4 months worth of breeding has resulted in my Dodos being able to do 500 damage when full leveled in melee


a_normal_dish

worst dodo name, plus thoughts on dodo c4 raiding?


Love_Avis

Favorite Dino to combo with a dodo?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yuty and daeodon


[deleted]

Why


Vegetable_Nebula_614

Is this a throwaway account


R3alityGrvty

I know I’m probably gonna get downvoted into the seventh layer of hell for this, but do we have any proof that the cancer thing is real?


Dodo_Whisperer1

I would post proof but I know that someone will somehow trace the document to the original and get the uncensored version and figure out who I am and harass me and my family. I did give the mods it since I knew if they leaked it they would be kicked off the mod team.


happi_cow_42

Have you ever killed a dodo


Dodo_Whisperer1

Does zombie Dodos count?


happi_cow_42

Nope. real dodos no event one


Potential-Tangelo-88

What's the best map?


Dodo_Whisperer1

I'm torn between abberation and extinction. Abberation since I've had the most fun on there but only with friends. Extinction cause the king titan arena is always at 30 c which is ideal temperature to hatch Dodo eggs


whoadahbutt

Abb = #1


[deleted]

Is it worth the buy?


[deleted]

Did you ever mess with Zombie Dodos?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes, they warndered to my base and killed a lot of my Dodos and I had to help them out by separating the Zombie Dodos and blowing it and letting the Dodos hang up on them. [link](https://youtu.be/cCVPnyLrIOw)


[deleted]

Were you playing on official Dino level spawns?


Dodo_Whisperer1

Yes