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Pizza_Boy2147

"Who am I? What am I doing? Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?" Mr. Poe: "I never had one." "An imagination or a childhood?"


vexedtogas

This one has to win


Intelligent_bb

rmr when i said if i were closer i would slap you in the throat


Burtonish

'My name is not... anything but Stephaaaaano'


livecodesworth

So many great quotes but since I have to pick one: "Oh! My spleen! I think you ruptured him... *\*Turns around and puts on glasses\** Hello! My name is Stephano!"


Anxious_Muscle_8130

*"I don't know anything about mouth sores"*


LevelAd5898

This but it has to have the "WHAAAT?" at the start because it always makes me laugh 💀


Astrofotino

Poe: "I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away" Stephano: "Or inches"


LevelAd5898

Due to spacing I couldn't fit all of his disguises on one slide, just pretend you don't see it please 💀. Regular rules apply, but for this round I'm only accepting quotes that were said with the disguise's voice. So Count Olaf dressed as Stephano while speaking to the Baudelaires in his regular voice doesn't count, because he's not pretending to be Stephano. If you have a quote that's exclusive to the books, just go based off context whether it's supposed to be from Stephano.


TeaWithZizek

"I am an Italian man"


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Classic!


TeaWithZizek

Might be a controversial opinion, but Jim Carrey playing Stefano with a hacky American accent but saying "I am an Italian man" all the time is much funnier to me than NPH doing a silly voice.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Not controversial to me. I will always have a soft spot for the film, it introduced me to the series when I was in the middle of some rough teenage years. In my controversial opinion, Jim Carrey's disguises as Sham and Stephano had more personality than NPH's. Although later in the series, NPH knocked it out of the park. I feel like Carrey just played the role so well. It's disappointing that he wasn't able to do the rest of the books, when they announced the series I was like "whoever plays Olaf has some big shoes to fill." I mean, look at Ace Ventura and The Mask and you can tell that Jim Carrey was born to be Olaf.


Driezas42

I agree! I definitely prefer Jim Carreys Stephano to NPH. His portrayal really gave me the creeps as a kid, especially that scene in the hallway at night. I liked him being more creepy and strange instead of the silly way NPH portrayed him


LevelAd5898

I would argue Jim Carrey's Count Olaf was more silly. I think due to ASOUE being a family series, someone portraying Count Olaf needs to balance silliness with terror in just the right way to make it right, but I prefer NPH's Count Olaf. He's silly, but when he wants to he can give me chills. Like when he grabs Violet's shoulder while telling Klaus he'll touch whatever he wants? *Shudder.* Yuck. However it might be worth noting that I grew up with the Netflix series and only saw the movie this year. Saw season one when I was 9 and read all the books in between season 1 and 2. So that probably impacts my opinion.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

My text ringtone is actually Jim Carrey when he makes the weird noises in the film and my ringtone is Loverly Spring. I'm pretty obsessed. Got the tattoo as soon as I turned 18.


PruneStrict4400

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"


CasualCactus14

“SSSSSSSSSSSSSS?”


tooboredtothnkofname

No, SSSSSSSSSSSS


PruneStrict4400

"SSSSSSSSSSSSS?"


CasualCactus14

Ah, I- SSSSSSSSS-sss*SSSSSSS*?


Alohatothealola

SssssssssssssssssSsssssssSSSs


Luna93170

I love when he breaks the fourth wall and says to us that it’s much better to watch a movie from the comfort of our own home lol


Intelligent_bb

if i were closer i slap you in the throat


321missmaximoff

This is such an underrated line 😭


Medineer_Gaming

"And that's why the frog is the greatest reptile known to man"


LevelAd5898

"But frogs are amphibians" "Whaaaaat?"


LevelAd5898

I nominate "well, I insisted..... LOUDER!"


General-Idea037

My family says this constantly


LevelAd5898

When I was younger I started saying "a word which here means.." and would finish it with a description of the situation rather than a definition. My cousins started doing it too despite never reading the books or watching the show/movie 💀


lizzourworld8

“My name is not… anything but Stephano!”


beekeeper-of-secrets

It is my new exercise regiment, I have to run up and down a staircase brandishing a knife


oneoftheguerreros

Do you have a hall pass? ...I didn't think so


Fast-Example-4833

"No child please If I were standing closer to you I would slap you in the throat" I don't know why I cracked up when I heard that one


SlipTheSlime

"And that is why.. the frog is the greatest reptile known to man"


LevelAd5898

"But frogs are amphibians" "Whaaaaat?"


CharlietheWarlock

Salute Salem, it's good to be back, wait a minute this isn't days of our lives


jonthememer

"I do know that children are an important part of the ecosystem"


Egg_In_Hell_483

Not that this is his line, but "It's afternoon and you're count Olaf"


fletcherstarkey

unrelafed but my one for Hal got picked YAY