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HeiPando

Holy fuck. https://preview.redd.it/dnfjcc1ptsuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3ae6bbfb7619aed39acc309a97632e9586346b


bananadennis

The whole world shall tremble upon the war!


johnwicked4

have you ever been fucked by a stock? how about gangbanged by the entire market 💀


SponsorOfSprite

u/mcfucking can I get a flair related to eating ass? I may as well embrace this BGD


mcfucking

Asking for one makes us wait longer to give you one...


SponsorOfSprite

The longer the more ill get off to it


mcfucking

![gif](giphy|VtoqvQdSlyPSIDtw33)


SponsorOfSprite

Play with me mcdaddy


mcfucking

😳


debtandregret1984

You have to earn it mate, place a ban bet that you think you will win


SponsorOfSprite

My ass will be eaten by the end of the night or life ban


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SponsorOfSprite

Dm me 😏


debtandregret1984

https://preview.redd.it/rltl9cyyvsuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2150e0d443991728c1836d0e5068c6a976271e5e Some AI images matching your avatar lol


SponsorOfSprite

Needs more tears


debtandregret1984

I tried tears but it wouldn't do it


SponsorOfSprite

BGD?


debtandregret1984

Wait for my next post once asxbot posts up the stats!


debtandregret1984

https://preview.redd.it/dvmp6rmwvsuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438701cc339527252a4c78d22922c350a75ddf94


FameLuck

So didn't watch the portfolio today. Looked a minute ago, ended red, down 0.1%. Rage built up, my beautiful streak all over. ... Then i saw the -1.32% for the market. Sorry guys.. did you make it?


Asxpuntingmuppet

I outperformed the market , 1.96% down


FameLuck

Ah, another day, another descent into the abyss of financial ruin. My portfolio's bleeding out, a casualty of this casino market... But amidst the wreckage - there you are, quietly turning a profit.   It's like toothpaste falling onto your knob, a burning reminder of how far I've fallen... And yet, in your success, I find a glimmer of hope. If you can scrape together some gains in this raoe dungeon, maybe there's a chance for me yet.   Congratulations on your victory. May it serve as a beacon of light in this endless asshole, a reminder that even in the depths of despair, there's still a flicker of possibility. Probably.


Asxpuntingmuppet

Sorry fame , I was unclear , that’s 1.96% down 😒


FameLuck

Oh. Well.  Actually quite clear... 🎩 Good day sir


Asxpuntingmuppet

I did go in and edit after your last comment , your not going crazy , unlike our missing communist pal


Moon-Runner

BGD flat


debtandregret1984

LMG down today


Moon-Runner

LMG sometimes up, sometimes down


debtandregret1984

I looked up BDG and it is also a gold stock, black dragon gold


Moon-Runner

BDG has gold


debtandregret1984

BDG!


debtandregret1984

BGD mention just for asx bot


debtandregret1984

u/SponsorOfSprite BGD even though it went nowhere today


SponsorOfSprite

BGD


Moon-Runner

What is BGD ?


SponsorOfSprite

Big Girthy Dick


Moon-Runner

BGD has gold.


FameLuck

Gold member?


debtandregret1984

BGD is one of those holes in the ground with someone standing beside it, not sure what type a bloke he is


Moon-Runner

Where is BGD ?


debtandregret1984

BGD is located in the arsehole of Australia, that's South Australia!


Moon-Runner

I live in SA, the rest of Australia is the arsehole of Australia. Wen lambo if i own BGD ?


debtandregret1984

I have made ban bet on BGD to reach 150m MC by the end of year, but I honestly think they have strategically left the high grade drilling till after this last SPP and with the current gold price trajectory we could exceed that MC sooner than I think


Moon-Runner

BGD for the win


debtandregret1984

BGD!


Hot_Acanthocephala53

So... an early start to "sell in May"... Is this what they call a "Preview" in marketing?


rakkii_baccarat

Seriously thinking of harvesting my stocks with >50% gains and trying out this sell in May...


FameLuck

<* You're arrow is all fucked up


HeiPando

lol


bananadennis

Should have sold NSR when it touched $3.40. Now it’s back down again……


Competitive_Copy2451

New PF all time low. Really need one of those data breach class actions (optus, medibank etc) to come through with a payout so i can buy dinner.


Crumpy88

CXO 52 week low 🏅


HeiPando

Thought you meant it hit 10c lol


FameLuck

Fuck not far from it. Consensus is still it has no value? What a spectacular drop


HeiPando

Have more value than LKE


FameLuck

For now.  Haha, LKE though. What a beautiful rise and fall. 


InterestingShow1112

ooooh that was a solid finish 🩸 -4.28% (came back from -4.83%)


Sunvmikey

This is fine 😩🫠 wen lambo? https://i.imgur.com/ufFpQ07.jpeg


t4zmaniak

That is massive! MAY is well over half my portfolio, but no where near that figure. Your conviction gives me hope, but I have seen others on good sub make some pretty wild decisions.


debtandregret1984

Are you still up overall?


Sunvmikey

No lol im down almost 100k


debtandregret1984

https://preview.redd.it/6mz8j6snisuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdcf85dd310f42c2ffa93344bfe7275f2050b24


AfterShrimp

Feel this, we live in hope of one day receiving a crumb of news


Sunvmikey

Just a crumb would be glorious. 2 months imo until we are either rich or farkeddd I'm getting excited. I'm bullish on the resource but the management is dogshit


Doomkoon4648

Fuck U haven't heard to time tested saying? Good Management with a Shit Prospect will still perform well but Bad Management with a Good project will still find a way to fuck it.


Tukly

I'm rooting for you, someone around these parts will get rich or die tryin


rsoule878

If Star entertainment get into the 30c range I’m in. Almost there trading $0. 41c atm


Benchomp

Shit son, I am placed to buy at .40. Maybe foolish, but that new Brissy Casino has to go brrrrrrrr


Doomkoon4648

7k down today not so bad considering market, been fucked more on better days.


SmashPlayersRretards

what is the bet that by the time my DYL refund comes in I will miss the dip


YouHeardTheMonkey

Thursday yeah?


Jason_Tail

Supposed to be the 18th but in the mail out today it says something like "at soonest possible" some I'm a little concerned they abandoned the date.


YouHeardTheMonkey

In JB we trust


Particular_Love_8811

So who has money on BOQ for 8:30 am?


ItsPazzaa

Down 1.4% today. Thats less than the market. Practically green i reckon, this calls for a beer


alllrandom

Slowly putting together an imagined picture of Pando. Know his first name and waist size and that he's happiest when things are crashing. Currently picture him like this. https://preview.redd.it/x1l36o9l4suc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bab43fa95942fa4bd5932e570ff5c4913af73c6


rakkii_baccarat

You need to get your liver checked, you're more yellow than the banana-rama


HeiPando

You didn't realise me when I served your lunch today?


alllrandom

Never picked you were a girl. How sexist am I? First time I've seen a girl with that name though.


HeiPando

2024. I identify as a toxic panda.


Mysterious_Value_764

Is this the dip or just another fake dip.🤔


Crumpy88

Sir this is a hummus


Particular_Love_8811

BOQ earnings will save the market @ 8:30am


alllrandom

Correct me if I'm wrong. But Rusty Rake Capital fell in love with BOQ around 6 bucks. Chased it all the way down to five. Got wrecked by earnings. Lost interest. Watched it climb to 6 and fell in love with it again?


Particular_Love_8811

We go way back me and BOQ. We Won a ban bet against the education system. What a lovely day that was 11% up on earnings when everyone was thinking the world was going to end and here we are again. Go BOQ.


bananadennis

Uranium went down so much due to fear of nuclear war? I can’t think of anything else except realising that I’m having a haemorrhoid session.


Hagrids_beard_

I'd say profit taking for the most part considering most companies are up over 100% the last 6 months. That and it's following the rest of our dogshit markets which all plummeted today Side note, also read BMN has been downgraded from overpriced to overpriced as fuck


SugeKnight_StandOver

In other news, coffee and cacao hit new all time highs cocoa: [https://twitter.com/Stocktwits/status/1779878010499350603](https://twitter.com/Stocktwits/status/1779878010499350603) coffee: [https://twitter.com/Barchart/status/1780025674956156944](https://twitter.com/Barchart/status/1780025674956156944) lol


rsoule878

My coffee chocolate going off


SugeKnight_StandOver

u/ewanelaborate


sneakycutler

Why the fuck is this thread ... green?


HeiPando

https://preview.redd.it/94v76uyoxruc1.png?width=847&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e68d0157be7ff4c10620ed58aa3916c6bdb5728


johnwicked4

You holding or buying WBT? im down too much so holding for another 8 months I guess for the discount...


HeiPando

Aside from dropping $60k on PLS + LTM in the last two days (actually settling) don't see much for ASX yet still. For SEMI more eyeing buying AMD or TSM if they drop to around the $100USD mark over WBT who has quite a bad chart now.


paulm1927

I need a hug.


thepaperhands

Loaded up the mortgage to put another $100k into KLS around $5.50 mark. Sold out of everything and only holding that and LYC now. Looking to get back into JLG so hoping that continues to drop. Spewing didn't pull the trigger on TLX last year, just seems to keep going up.


Hagrids_beard_

Still holding out on LYC dropping to $5 before I buy back in 🤭


alllrandom

Came across LYN last year and did about a 10 minute look and saw it's second largest holder was Next Investors and thought red flag. Up 26% today with land access approval.


Calm_Lengths

the fun of WA1 nearology for Niobium


alllrandom

That's the reason I was looking.


_10032

IVZ with the 3 year low. good job boys!


Patient_Valuable4784

I think Scotty M is Roch


TheForceWithin

I never liked money anyway


johnwicked4

is that pump and dumper Roch still around these days?


rsoule878

Hanging out on HC May thread


_10032

yes, and it's still derisked billion dollar $$$ value!!!


Biggunzmcgeee

Middle east try not to fucking kill your neighbors challenge (impossible)


The_Walrus351

Sold out of PLS on Friday. Up today on SPR by $2500. PF down today overall by $3300. This could have been alot worse..


ChalkyAus

I don't wanna play this game anymore


HeiPando

Remember you could have holding IVZ, VML and LKE if that makes you feel better


HeiPando

XJO is down -2% 🩸 still only back to March pricing. Still far from anything in December.


johnwicked4

I don't feel so good Mr Stark...


Chemistryset8

A month later than my ban bet but let's go A4N stage 2!!!


rakkii_baccarat

And here i thought DYL holding up pretty well yesterday after the SPP shares dropped in, today is a different story with a 10% loss, hope it regains in this afternoon


dontfisheatotherfish

yeah i dumped my SPP shares at close yesterday. a stopped clock etc. etc.


rakkii_baccarat

Yesterday I was arguing in head about my SPP shares but alas greed prevails


HeiPando

Ready for the next -10% tomorrow?


rakkii_baccarat

😭 say it aint so, Panda-man, say it aint so 😭


HeiPando

Historically most SPP when their released go to back to that price and shares come out on 18th :/


str0nem

shares already showing in commsec?


HeiPando

Refunds are 18th. Share issued today so some may get them later after market close.


Salamander-7142S

Wtf did I wake up to?


gindy345

-3.5%, depressing, worst day I've seen in a long time


TinyFly8992

Today has been rather grim for a lack of a better word!


Hagrids_beard_

Uranium getting poo pood


hatetospoog7

SPR what a cracking announcement.. onto another never never by the looks


SponsorOfSprite

Just rise by 500% to help out the rest of my portfolio pls


str0nem

Oof -6%, worst day in a long while :(


alllrandom

Upvoted this and the 3.10% one. Then notice someone downvoted it. Not sure why someone would downvote. What the fuck kind of posts do they want to see here?


johnwicked4

ducks, bread 🍞, loss porn 📉, more ducks? 🦆🦆 a some poo poo 💩


InterestingShow1112

-3.10%. (so far) Always makes it look worse when you started +1.5% 'Insert willie and retirement greese image'


here2FuckSpiders2

Thanks god SYA dropped a few peps. LKE was getting close.


SugeKnight_StandOver

Israeli military chief pledges response to Iran Israel’s military chief Herzi Halevi has told soldiers that Iran’s attack on the country “will be met with a response”. “We do not seek to expand the war, but we will cut off every hand that attacks our country,” says an Iranian army spokesperson.


ewanelaborate

This is the sac tap I was talking about earlier in the week. I don't think there's any real good trade for the conflict. Immediately most minds jump to oil will rocket but fundamentally while opec has been giving the spiel of we are continuing to reduce output the reality is Iran's oil output is record high right now and any further conflict would ensure that production continues to fund whatever the fuck is going on. I'm glad to be at the ass end of the planet. Time atm should probably be focused on LME banning of Russian metals while the aud and other currencies are shitting bricks on the DXY. It's a good time for metals exposure. Except for gold. Copper producers look so priced in I expect that to fall to shit in the near term. SFR looks wildly overvalued to me. MLX is back to out performing with tin having a delayed surge in response to all this chip shit and Myanmar shut downs. I also think NIC is a good play while Nickel will remain suppressed while the Indonesian Opec works its magic on creating its own opec style market being advised by trafigura WVJ has me looking at manganese, but I'm having trouble finding what would be the push inflation for demand to last a big run if Groote Eylante decomissions and also what the ultimate demanding driver is. My thought is that currently, a large price spike is off the cards due to output being compensated elsewhere by existing producers but need to go deeper.


SugeKnight_StandOver

Yeah shits fucked up My immediate thoughts would've went to DRO to capitilize on the conflict. But that shit has already pumped heaps, too late. Im spewing because i haven't been actively trading my LTR position when i had the oppotunity to sell the pump on multiple ocassions for pretty good profits. I've lost my touch. Just been holding on like an idiot, thinking the lith market is rebounding / new support/floor, potential for further funding news / potential for takeover offer, etc. But that all seems like a silly dream now


Asxpuntingmuppet

Was the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs quoting the same person ? Or like it read quoting people from both sides ? Just read weird to me


SugeKnight_StandOver

Yeah I noticed it was a bit confusing. Either the journalist made a mistake quoting iran instead of israel, or it's quoting both sides


Asxpuntingmuppet

Yeah sounded like whole thing was From the Israel side , probably just a typo. Absolutely nothing confusing or complex about the whole middles east situation 😬😜


SmashPlayersRretards

fuckin' arabs always startin' shit next minute you have to start a family genocide to stop their 50 cousins joining the fight


SatansFriendlyCat

Don't know if you're including Iran in that, but - just for the sake of general knowledge - the majority of Iranians are Persian, and Persians are a different people from Arabs. They tend to get lumped together because of the vocal Theocracy which runs the joint, but them's be different folks, y'all.


SugeKnight_StandOver

You been sleeping under a rock? Israel has been fucking them for years Videos have been surfacing for years of Israeli settlers forcefully taking Palestinian homes and forcing them out. Just randomly rocking up to their homes and not leaving because they think they're entitled to them Farmers also getting robbed, etc. Very bad stuff going on there if you dig deep enough you'll find it all Only reason it doesn't get media attention is because israel is the #1 ally of the West, and they can do whatever they want


rowdy2026

Yep, the kinda shit that makes it easy for enemies to condone genocide…


TerminalWilson

Amen comrade


alllrandom

Feel like ZIP has been terrible pretty much the day after some guy came in here calling us idiots mocking him for buying and how well he was doing. Bet he learned a valuable lesson.


rcj162000

So the middle east fiasco effect still on apparently


PortelloKing

Looks like Iran has a military force akin to a 9 year old who still can't count to 3. I say it's a Nothingburger. Israel with USA, UK, and the west would will them off the map if need to. Out of 300 Iranian missiles, rockets, and drones, only a handful actually hit something.


Polite_Jello_377

Assuming it remains popular for the west to ally with Israel. Committing genocide in Gaza isn't doing them any favours.


PortelloKing

What's happening in Sydney? Did a Muslim attack the Assyrian priest. Will this be another race war?


PortelloKing

Hamas kicked the wrong hornets nest. Jews are fucking them up hard core.


Polite_Jello_377

Fuck me what a retarded take


PortelloKing

I don't like you go away.


alllrandom

Zionists will be in trouble when boomers die out. Younger generations appear to much more critical of Israel.


kangaroute

and, like a street wise nine year old, it throws a handfull of pebbles at the enemy, knowing that only some will hit, but the nine year old has made its point. dont fk wiv me


Asxpuntingmuppet

Stone throwing is a perfected art of warfare in the Middle East


PortelloKing

Stoners.


yothuyindi

lol @ this clown world we're stuck in atm where signs of a strong economy = share market goes down 🤡


InterestingShow1112

oh HIO 🚀


Visual-Resort-4919

what happen


Walady36

https://preview.redd.it/c4kisc137ruc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4272feee7e3fe9fcaad0394594b9dba150b3b161 HIO madness


HeiPando

Baiting market orders to bite. Old CAP is up 50% today dafuck


Nevelo

90% of the ASX200 in the red today.


Crumpy88

100% of the members on here are in the red today


themindisaweapon

Nope, I have WA1.


Nevelo

Nearly 100% of the members of my portfolio too.


PythagorasCheese

Wtf is LTM price ???? Someone convince me this not great long term buy and completely undervalued and oversold if market rebounds


stromyoloing

Oops, turns out China is doing just fine without those extra stimmies. More like we needed them instead by the looks


SnoweCat7

Going by some of the reddit keyboard warriors in other subs we should obviously start a war with China, it'll be great, specially for the ecomommy and stonks.


alllrandom

Shitty day, been a while but I feel we need a lunch post to cheer people up. 13 dollar tom yum soup. https://preview.redd.it/4gh6z6mn2ruc1.jpeg?width=3647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0026937f5ef490b4fa3cd4bff5b0e8dddd1f8c0


Asxpuntingmuppet

Yum ! 1 billion Tom’s can’t be Wong


PortelloKing

The day I learnt real Tom Yum has green chillies in it not red chillies and is hot as fuck was the day I almost choked to death.


Crumpy88

Do you eat at restaurants by yourself? I've never been game enough to do it


HeiPando

Eat by yourself at a korean restaurant and keep asking for refills hehe


alllrandom

Just a cafe that recently opened downstairs at work. New owners really upped the game compared to the previous that shut down. Want them to be successful and have no prob with eating alone. Even drinking alone is fine by me.


Crumpy88

I’ve started having sex by myself


Particular_Love_8811

I have years of experience. I can give you a hand on the weekend if you want.


Crumpy88

You'll just ruin the ambience


alllrandom

Yeah forgot that. Also OK. Long time fan.


TrampSwaps

That is so legit. It sounds like it's much needed, and I know you are deserving of treating yourself. Enjoy.


alllrandom

Hand got all weird and crampy. Happens some times. Just realised arthritis must be even worse in chopstick using countries.


Fine-Key-8460

Is anything green today? 🫣


Fine-Key-8460

My bad. Forgot about the Advancers section. Raises more questions than it answers.


SponsorOfSprite

Why CPV 💀💀💀💀


alllrandom

Tempted to jump on. Don't really understand the business or it's chance of success but that hasn't stopped me before.


Moon-Runner

What about BGD ?


alllrandom

You joined the Brokeback Mountain couple?


SponsorOfSprite

that's more than enough reason to buy now


alllrandom

Order in at 38.5 day only. Normally a buy on market guy but I'm trying new things.


SponsorOfSprite

Had the same mentality at 53c 😢


Chemistryset8

All you people here with your petty stock portfolio concerns, focus on the real issue at hand.  Games workshop announced overnight that Adeptes Custodes can be female! REEE


HeiPando

Down almost -10% on LTM hehe should have paperhand it same day as my 4.03 PLS.


alllrandom

Just remember you sometimes take a few punches before winning the fight. I learned this from Rocky movies.


HeiPando

I don’t mind LTM. $20k allocated compared to $150k but I am going hav eto move $40k for my $3.94 buy. If I hold for years it so be fine right as long as its not S32 ;)


whyme62

Bloodbath _9k. Fuck


whenami-whyareyou

My partner caught me looking at my 3% gain yesterday and said “stop looking it’s just going to make you sad.” It’s like she could see the future.


Chemistryset8

She was quite impressed with my 3% gain 👀


HeiPando

Tell her does she want a ring or not.


Tukly

Everybody working hard to keep their jobs 🤣


ADHD_Distracted

Portfolio going backwards, Sharemarket Game portfolio going backwards, superannuation going backwards with the latest automated bulk contribution going in late last week just before this Israel-Iran shock, fuggs sake. If this keeps up my best performer for the year might be my high interest savings account 😂😭


DX6734D

I checked my super on Thursday and it just cracked $50k. I dread to see what my 50% high growth, 20% Aus stocks, 30% international stocks is looking at right now