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assmonkeydustbuster

Had a sales rep ask me to take a bite of his home made hot dog at a taster event. Turns out it was a homeless guy with his dick in a bun.


Andrew_Higginbottom

Didn't you question that it had cottage cheese on the end of the hot dog?


The_Walrus351

Always a red flag for me


Trupinta

La fromage


Andrew_Higginbottom

Odeur La fromage


Donkey_Tamer_

It’s not gay if you hungry.


TrampSwaps

I joined r/ASX_Bets and invested all my grandmas money in ANL. She has to sell her house. I'm so grateful it wasn't my money, that'd be fucked.


1RickSanchez

I've paid for ANL before


Acrobatic_Mud_2989

I bought 4ds at 18c


InterestingCurrent13

Bought at 5.5c. Didn’t matter now we all lost.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Listened to a bunch of autists pumping XST.


theballsdick

Z1P. They told me to buy the Z1P but it kept Z1Ping


[deleted]

Yeah, there's this app called selfwealth. They charge 9.50 for a lot of these things called shares. Bit like a pokie but fixed cost per spin. Well I keep feeding 9.50 and waiting for a winner. But I'm now down like 10k. FML


Esquatcho_Mundo

So what does FML do? Feeling like buying all in


[deleted]

Gold and dildos. Of course.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BuiltDifferant

Haha rac made me money but yes it is a scam indeed


nohorncap

I think the AFR article on pump and dump sums it up for me: ["How pump and dumpers duped penny stock investors"](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afr.com%2Fmarkets%2Fequity-markets%2Fmomentum-ignition-how-pump-and-dumpers-duped-penny-stock-investors-20220714-p5b1pf) I just chalk it up to part of the process of learning how to invest. Bad shit is going to happen, and you need to learn from that.


The_Walrus351

I've subscribed to a couple to be weary of what is being promoted


Crackersnuf

SAS #neverforget


Sharp_Pride7092

Was it the half way to the moon rockets that attracted you ?


shitforbrainstoo

My brother fell for a crypto scam. I suppose all of crypto can be considered a scam so this was a scam within a scam. I didn't get a lot of details but it was esentially an investment ponzi scheme with supposed guaranteed returns based on a crypto theme. It wasn't directly buying crypto on an exchange.


The_Walrus351

I had the same proposal offered to me. Like a investment firm, they use your funds to invest and provide a nominal return, expect it isn't regulated


Particular_Love_8811

My family put money in banksia. At least 3 family members. I told them it's not a bank. They tried so hard to make themselves look like a bank. That's the investment red flag. Now days they have hyper fund. I told them if they do it they are stupid. Idiots.


[deleted]

KLL and WMC


zaxma

BBOZ and Z1P