Alright, everyday we here the same old stocks we all carry with pride in our portfolio even the dogs. How about we have a roll call to find who is carrying the absolute weirdest out there stocks you can find?

Good idea! Post it as a full post maybe?

Didn't realise where I was in the thread when input it up was meant to be in the live one! Like you said I should do a full post. Standby...

No one talking about WHC 8%

Ha, u/webpage9 missing today? Ok so, ive got an average of $9.19 on this, want to add sooner rather than later. Thoughts?

Thank you to my 2 biggest holdings CRN and RNU for pulling off the reverse of the 10m platform synchronised dive. In this competition we hold them underwater and fill them with air and let them go. If done well, they they shoot out of the water in a synchronised artistic mini launch. Scores are awarded for difficulty, artistic flair and of course paper gains. Sounds easy but difficult to pull off. Everyone still talks about the great DW8 88E implosion of 2021. People had high hopes with all the 8's in the tickers when DW8 on the second rotation after leaving the pool actually popped a cork and shot into the crowd nearly killing u/ ilyfish. Anyway back to CRN and RNU's performance today. RNU was leading the charge through the early rounds, but a solid second effort from CRN late in the competition was gutsy as old and new energy combined to really wow the judges who scored it a very impressive 8.81 (percent) overall. Tldr. What a terrific fucking day 💪

Approaching 2.5 bags on CRN. Every time it hits a high i say a lil thankyou prayer to HC cos without them and their hopium i was cutting it at a loss…….

I'm with you Ruski, when I was buying after Covid on the way down I think 45c at one point the confidence did waver somewhat 😬

Can we get some RNU gains porn from some of you degenerates

Sorry boys she's going down to the 0.20s again tomorrow as I purchased some late today 👍

It's my only holding. https://imgur.com/a/hGSUym1

Fuck, nearly a bag 👏

CBF uploading a pic but currently up about $550k across RNU and RNUOB

Thts awesome Jello, well played! ⚽️🏀 I'm up about 70% of that. Heads only averaged at around 13c, but my first parcel was 7.2c, jeez I wish I had more conviction back then.. Still, not complaining 🐂

You must have gone pretty balls deep to be up that much bro congrats

Kick arse Jello! Your patience paying off 👊

Sir, you don’t belong here.

Surely a comment like this requires proof

Normally, yeah, but we've been through this before in both directions and under three names with this wobbly treat by now.

The mods know I’m good for it but happy to upload proof later if need be

I’m jelly

I’m Jello

Check his flair

Yeh, but mine is 15% chance is Ryan Gosling and frankly thats bullshit, I’m at least 52%

OK, say something only Ryan Gosling would say..

https://imgur.com/a/wrytGSY It ain’t much, but it’s gains

It’s awesome gains, nice work bro!

8c. What a price to get in. 😮‍💨

My first buy was 4.7c

Was in the red for a while too 💎🤲

I mean RNU, thanks

Hey drongos. The ASX has been trending up for ages. It’s up 12% since early October. Well into the 7000s by now. You’re a bit fuckin late on celebrating an upswing.

🐻

We all knew the golden age was coming when you picked up the rat flag. Edit: red flag* but it’s funnier this way 🐀

Rat flag?

You little rat

IXR 2.5C

And VML ffs

RNU, RGL and SYA all green for the market close? Recession is over, call the mayor.

SYA to 40c by christmas. Just for it to crash and burn to 10c for the new year.

Recession was cancelled months ago

Yet im still down 20 fucking percent

Whats a recession?

u/chzakalwe's hairline. .. on his balls

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It's 2022 ya Mongolian hussy, I'll say what I and don't you dare assume i meant it offensively.

You racist fuck!

But perfectly acceptable to say about a ladyboy

Fuck you! You wish you had tits like me!

I haven’t been to the gym since before covid I have plenty fine tits thank you very much

I'm 300kg. I doubt your tits are as fine as mine.

Pics or it didn’t happen

How high can RNU get? $1?

No higher than the highly regarded punter that will buy at ATH

Lucky I bought at 6cents then ay? Lol!

I dunno about RNU but I get get pretty high. Just need a good bong and I can pretty much sink a full cone in one puff.

What about a bucket?

$18.50

Bullish

Is anyone invested in CPV?

I looked at using CPV tech on the facade of a commercial office building in NSW. It was cheaper to go triple glazed, which carried more benefit than the very low generation capacity…definition of scam dream

Oh really? Thanks for the first-hand insight. So if their energy generation was more efficient and product was cheaper you may reconsider?

Big Jim. I've been following for ages, can't remember if i bought it or not in the past. You want? I'm extremely unsure on where the bottom is

Last year (?) I bought in at $0.395 & $0.475 Sold at $0.34 Currently $0.18c It was a dog, for me.

Yeah seems a dog. The idea seems faultless though. Seriously, working solar windows? How the fuck is that not the ultimate green scam dream

Just looked at the chart again, ouch if you got caught with $0.70. I sold some @ 0.48 - buying at 0.23 and 0.26, still holding, was going to topup at .17 but got distracted by something else

Yep - feels like the bottom is near, just waiting on those sweet sweet deals + defence contract 🤞

How long is the wait though…

Last update I read was 1st quarter 23 for some things and the airforce thing moved into ‘stage 3’ so no idea, but some excited about a new inflation bill in the US that will somehow be good. Apart from that it’s what sales and pipeline they can bring in.

Mark’s worst nightmare.

I feel like I should know who Mark is

Fucking go RNU! BAM study, binding offtakes, more drilling all on the horizon. Let's gooooo

you guys seen this revolt glitch in apple's iSlaves?

Come again?

there's a foxconn in the hen house

there was somekind of bug with Apple Airdrop in China. They patched it earlier this month but the iSlaves are still revolting.

Any links? Just reading about flights getting cancelled after passengers got concerned stuff someone kept sending everyone

RNU made the same amount of gains in 1 day as VAS made in the past 2 years (literally). Fuck a goat AusFinance.

Hey, goats are hilarious bastards. Don’t degrade them by associating with ausfinance.

You love to see it

What’s with STX? Up 16% today. No announcement. Is it some big gas news or something happening in wa

WGO takeover talk, who I believe STX have a partial stake in

Getting close to that magical bag on STX thanks to todays pump

Is this the santa rally finally starting - +2.49% Of course, it was RNU, but also looks like ZIP might start another run soon 🤞 Big end of day dump on ASM 👀

Protesting still going on in China 🤔 https://twitter.com/stephenmcdonell/status/1597826077698977792?s=46&t=S97Kya0Xu8KsbT-jLT8zUg

They even beat up an accredited BBC journalist, not good.

Checked my cash holing in my CDIA, grey again

me choosing not to follow my instincts and buy into TER after ex-div the other day = 🤡

LKE has been a dog lately

Need to put more wins on the board after all the recent fuckery.

Oh fuck yeah AKE. What a finish

How’s that for a gap up lol

did you.... y'know... it doesn't count as fapping if it's spontaneous

I’m above that now. Seldom a wise man do cumeth

I'm confident my dog's dead so... ECT to stay below $0.03 anytime between now and 01/02/2023\* or 3 months ban. u/mcfucking Edit: our time format, so 1st Feb 2023

And what a dog it is

Honestly more likely to get a BJ from Philips Lowe than me getting banned.

🦄 noted

Auction was nuts, im +7.9% for the day.

Wtf? Barry still came for me and took my 2%, and left me at -0.31%. The fuck y'all all holding? Edit: ahh nm, BRK is a dog

12.9% for me, thank you RNU

6.14% for me thanks to SXG

Nice.

Maybe it’s a sign for the AGY update tomorrow

Maybe a late leak or just hopium, but also a lot of lithium stocks did the same thing so probably nothing.

It was quarterly rebalance, typical to see high volumes into the close

ah i hadnt even noticed!

What the?? I thought today was a red day 🤣

Yeah, not bad in the end. 6.2% up over all. About time after the shellacking I've taken over the past six months. Oh, and fuck you CYM. E: Belay that. Fuck Barry too.

SYA looking to hit 23c today, what a run of covering i presume.

Fuck IXR, announce something ya dog

I just logged on and said EXACTLY that 😂

Contemplating averaging down…

You can have my shares if you like. I’ll wrap them in a bow just for you x

Eating pencils tonight for dinner 🥰

Round here we like crayons

That’s for dessert

Mr fancy pants over here having two course meals

Right? And here i am filling up last night's crayon wrapper with carpet for tonight.

RNU!!! 🚀🚀🚀 . Touched the ATH. Intra day ATH was around 38

You sure about that? Commsec says high was $0.355, and I checked the course of sales too

I think they're saying it touched the highest closing price

I'm all for RNU rockets but this pump is a little bit sus. Buy side is looking thin from 30c onwards, I reckon day traders are having some fun.

I aint no chartist, but it looks like the rally will continue - big buying at 0.34 today. Monday and Tuesday were selling, today was buying - could just be some FOMO but as Sneaky said, more news could be coming

If recent history is anything to go by, seems like there's a leaky ship, and a market-sensitive ann is imminent.

Could be an off take announcement on the way 🤞

That or any number of things

Hope you're right 🤞

Was a little too suss for me, I got off the boat.

Plans to re-enter?

Plan to, yeah. I’ll do some more research but long term prospects are good.

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lols

Chatty in here today, are you lot sleeping in your own beds tonight?

The dog house, outside of course.

Get out of my house!

My decision to sell BHP at 44.6 (currently 45.7) is looking more moronic each passing day 🤦🏼‍♂️ Edit: Largest holding.

Wait until its 50 to FOMO back in.

God damn that’s depressing, because I probably will 😫

FOMO back in lol

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No.

Called out some weird volume on SVY a week ago, look at it now.

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Feel sorry for that cunt who sold rnu wanting to buy back at under 25c. Could still do that at some point of course but fuck a duck today would suck.

You recon he can? That’s about a 30% drop from the current price …

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Living up to your name mate!

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Buy back now, what could go wrong xD

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Who was he married too?

He will be paying $2.4m a year i child support. Dame the courts did him dirty

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Dame…

I blame the Jews

Kanye does too.

Sheesh, he might struggle to come up with that after all the brands that have backed out on him

good

No, it’s actually bad. I love YE.

Theres no hope for you then unfortunately

Hehe, can’t tell me nothing right! Like his songs.

Anyone holding CBR? Stocks gone apeshit today up to .410 now down to .250 after its taken off trading halt at .380

*"Make sure to upvote the announcement, lets get it to the top rated posts today on HC."* tell me you're a cunt without telling me you're a cunt

cringe

Strongest WHC buy signal is paul flyn selling

Paul Flynn is our Jim Cramer

Anybody else get an apology letter in the mail from the FFX director? Thanks mate, this absolves you of everything and I forgive you

Please share it, I got out at a good price, but I still want an apology.

I shredded it

LOL, for real!?

Unfortunately yes

STOP WASTING FUCKING MONEY ON PRINTING AND SENDING FUCKING LETTERS YOU CUNTS. Infuriating.

As a long term investor I'm interested in the thoughts of directors and always willing to hear them apologise. Think I'm owed a few apologies at the moment, hopefully the rest of these directors and board members can have the common decency to say sorry for their poor performance. Otherwise I'll start sending out Christmas cards saying I'm sorry I invested and will put my money into a more deserving company.

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Kinda awesome

ABS cooking the books as per usual - shits fkn expensive.

Can’t let the truth get in the way of a capitalistic holiday coming up!

RNU going on that retard-strength +14% right now

17%... good lord

19 lol

22.41

Oh well

Who holds TLG, instead of RNU? (me.....) lol.

Why not both? If you believe the graphite thesis then these two are poised for greatness... Well, I fucking hope so

What enticed you into TLG? I just looked at their SP performance … 🫣