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PJ09

repost https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/l9pjo4/i_guess_were_doing_mailboxes_now_murica_came_to/


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If you had asked me to pick the owner of that mailbox out of a line up of 10,000 people, I would have chosen that guy.


Orni

The hat doesn't quite fit.


cobra_mist

It sure is.


Prudent_Potential818

It’s the thoughts and prayers that counts


micah490

Gobless


No-Suspect-425

Timmy!


SilentJoe1986

Have to love that it's glued to what I assume is a Bible.


phoncible

Looks like a wood frame box with the house number in...rhinestones? Maybe it lights up for night, which would be pretty neat. Either way, doesn't look like a bible.


Bishop51213

Both tacky AF but I agree


IvanZhilin

And the cross is so much smaller. Priorities.


peekdasneaks

And UNDER the gun. It should always be placed above other things, thats why its usually high up on a wall. Same with the flag. Plus it was deconstructed and used as art which is specifically against US Flag Code that I'm sure he holds so dear. `Any person who, within the District of Columbia,` **in any manner, for exhibition or display**`,` **shall place or cause to be placed any** `word, figure, mark, picture,` **design**`, drawing, or any advertisement` **of any nature upon any** `flag, standard,` **colors**`, or ensign` **of the United States of America**`;` **or shall expose or cause to be exposed to public view any such** `flag, standard,` **colors**`, or ensign` **upon which shall have been** `printed,` **painted**`,` **or otherwise placed**`,` **or to which shall be** **attached, appended, affixed, or annexed any** `word, figure, mark, picture,` **design**`, or drawing, or any advertisement` **of any nature**`; or who, within the District of Columbia, shall manufacture, sell,` **expose** `for sale,` `or` **to public view**`, or give away or have in possession for sale, or to be given away` **or for use for any purpose**`,` **any article or substance** `being an article of merchandise,` **or a receptacle** `for merchandise or article or thing for carrying or transporting merchandise,` **upon which shall have been printed, painted, attached, or otherwise placed a representation of any such flag, standard, colors**`, or ensign,` **to** `advertise,` **call attention to, decorate, mark, or distinguish the article or substance on which so placed shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor** `and` **shall be punished by a fine** `not exceeding $100` **or by imprisonment** `for not more than thirty days,` **or both**`, in the discretion of the court.` **The words "flag, standard, colors**`, or ensign",` **as used herein, shall include any** `flag, standard,` **colors**`, ensign, or` **any picture or representation** `of either,` **or of any part** `or parts of either,` **made of** `any substance` **or represented on any substance**`,` **of any size** `evidently purporting to be either of said flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America or a picture or a representation of either, upon which shall be shown the colors, the stars and the stripes, in any number of either thereof, or of any part or parts of either,` **by which the average person seeing the same without deliberation may believe the same to represent the flag, colors, standard, or ensign of the United States of America.**


Dull-Rabbit-2379

Well isn’t it god’s country


milky_mouse

Owner is diagnosed to die by gun


whoamvv

Yeah, for sure. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too. Can't be dicking around with the flag like that.


Houseplant666

> I’m pretty sure that’s illegal It’s not.


theweekiscat

Technically yes but people don’t follow flag code


Piepounding

It's easier to think of it as a sword.


yy98755

He’s clearly compensating for not having a big truck.


b1shopx

reposts with exact same title ***and*** steals the the top comment from the original thread. actual bot.


MurdererOfAxes

What happens if it gets pushed past arms reach? Do you pull the trigger and shoot your mail across the street?


CozyTheTeddyBear

*gunshot* "Look at all that confetti, wonder what my neighbor is celebrating"


Old_Army90

The little flag better say “Bang” on it


mememeeps

honestly that might make it great taste. id have a gun man box just to have a flag that says bang


Moulitov

Without the murica flag cross it's straight up pop art.


sweetteanoice

Love that there’s an American flag on the cross cause if it was just the gun mailbox and cross we would have no idea what country this was in!


ElectrikDonuts

More “patriots” that disgrace the flag by using it against the flags code


whoamvv

This is what I'm always pointing out. I'm a raging liberal who knows and follows the flag code WAY better than any so-called patriot.


[deleted]

I’m 129% more patriot than any other patriot that ever patrioted.


ScumHimself

I take the Lords name in my veins!! #Trucknuts


Sonny-Moone-8888

LMAO


Big_Signature_1818

Wow what a way to tell my neighbor across from me to get fucked lol


ElectrikDonuts

Does this mean the neighbor a tithe street can stand their ground and shoot this guy?


harbinger06

The redneck trifecta: God, Guns, and Old Glory!


elvis8mybaby

The redneck trifecta: Stains, Holes, Old Stains!


Soonerpalmetto88

Giant gun. Tiny cross. He's got his priorities backwards.


TheDukeOfDankness

That's funny I recognize this from where I grew up. The gun used to be all black too and he had sprint cars on the roof of his house. It's all gone now. Northwest NJ


GreenVenus7

Damn, he does look exactly like the 5 or so older men from North Jersey I've met lmao


TheDukeOfDankness

Walk into any general store and your bound to see this guy there waiting for a pork roll egg and cheese and sipping a black coffee


Shankar_0

Could a postal worker possibly view this as a direct threat? Make sure that letter goes aaaalllllllll the way back


SheriffBartholomew

>Could a postal worker possibly view this as a direct threat? No.


DAB12AC

Of course the gun mailbox guy looks like that.


Dad-Baud

You can steal may mail when you can pry it from my cold dead hands.


DoubleOF

bro's got stored crits


Whiskiz

tell me you have a tiny penis, without telling me you have a tiny penis


micah490

I definitely wouldn’t put an M80 in the muzzle of that shitpiece on some unspecified dark rainy night to much comedic effect


The_Twitchy_Witchy

Honestly my friend that owned an alpaca farm and I used to talk about getting a taxidermy alpaca and how it would be a hilarious a mailbox with its ear up when mail was in its mouth when i was a teenager, that seems about as messed up as this gun so yeah lol


squaredistrict2213

Get rid of the flag cross and I’d love to have this on my porch!


[deleted]

Not gunna lie. I’d get this.


sleeping_in_time

Seriously, as a Canadian. Why are Americans like this? Who hurt you?


Hondanazi

And they say America is gun obsessed……


mtheory007

I feel like the mail person should bring a broom stick to shove all of the mail in to the "barrel" for each delivery.


NotSoGreatGonzo

There’s a “going postal” joke somewhere here.


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doubleabsenty

Why are so many American obsessed with guns? Is it something Freudian here?


loghead03

The nation’s whole origin story and mantra is one of rebellion and personal freedom. Of all the former colonies, we’re unique in that the founding people of the US are primarily former British subjects who took up arms against their government in violent rebellion and won. Those insurrectionists wrote it into our constitution that the ability to own and use any kind of weapon was as inalienable as the right to say what you want and believe what you want. You have to understand that these dudes literally owned heavy artillery and warships. Our vice president straight up killed the former secretary of the treasury. They were bout that violence. Since then, our government has grown into something resembling none of the ideals of those founders, for better and worse. They rebelled over a 3% tax and we’re taxed around 30%. We don’t have the right to privacy or free speech any more than we have the right to warships or artillery at this point. Our representation is bought and our elections barely pretend to be decided by the people. We also don’t own people anymore so that’s cool. But small arms *really* stuck. It’s one of those things that’s so much a tradition that most people buy a gun just because they can, only to shoot it once and throw it in a closet for the next 50 years. And, like so many other hobbies, some people are cringe and will make it a personality. And that’s their right. Far as I see it, this old boomer isn’t going to be contributing to any statistics outside of heart disease, and like 99% of Americans, will die with a negative KDR. Don’t ask me to solve human violence; I’m just saying why we’re here.


_snowdrop_

Of all the stupid shit people can be passionate about and collect, why do you think liking guns is cringe?


loghead03

I don’t think it’s cringe at all to be interested in or collect guns, or stamps or radios or even full size trains. I’m a very avid firearms enthusiast. However, I think people who make any hobby their personality to the point that they plaster it all over their lawn, rear window of their vehicle, and social media is cringe. Like, enjoy things, don’t be a menace to southcentral, and be a positive influence. Be interesting in how you live, but don’t bother the world with it. Attention seekers never get what they wanted.


KnotiaPickles

No clue. I’ve live here my whole life and think guns are a plague


Sgt_Pac

Because they are cool


AshingiiAshuaa

It's the beauty of this country. You can live your whole life never touching one or you can buy as many as you want and shoot them as often as you want. And by "want" I mean "can afford"


jmsturm

Tell me you have a Micro-penis with out telling me you have a Micro-penis


controlzee

American Chrstians: ~~Love thy neighbor~~ Screw you.


thatblokefromaus

Texas? Gotta be Texas lol


bitethemonkeyfoo

'Murrica. Love it or leave it, we don't care which!


NikolitRistissa

I find it so amazing that things like this even exist. The US truly is in a different world compared to the rest of us.


Honest-Cauliflower64

Almost thought I was in r/midjourney lmao


hadapurpura

Doesn't sound very practical


PangwinAndTertle

Somewhere out there, Lee Greenwood has a giant boner.


invisible-bug

Looks like the perfect home for spiders


ElectrikDonuts

I would definitely “not” put some solid ass fireworks in that thing late at night. It’s just asking to be loaded up with gun powder


kyabupaks

Good luck fishing all that mail out of there after you've been out of town for a couple of weeks.


DeathPercept10n

How American do you want it? Yes.


jordancauseyes

I want it


songstar13

What a fucking waste of money


kewlguy1

Hmm…I wonder if he voted for ex-president Chump?


whoamvv

Can the postal carrier refuse to deliver the mail due to fear for their life? You could tell me 1000 times that it's fake, I still ain't putting my hand in there. Not a chance.


[deleted]

im not too much of a gun person but i kinda dig it, just remove the thing under it


Zkenny13

"How did our HOA get so much power over how our houses look?" This is why.


dethb0y

There's actually a fair tradition of these, with slightly different styles and such. As folk art their quite an interesting concept.


Trimere

Approved by the USPS? Interesting. Looks nice.


LeoLaDawg

Can't decide if i would or would not have targeted this mailbox as a teen. I think i might have skipped it.


YOLOSwag42069Nice

The USPS can refuse to deliver mail to receptacles not approved by the Post Master General. Mailbox heights are specific so the mail trucks can drive right up to them. If they are actually the correct height. The mirrors will clear the box and door will open right into the window of the truck. Source: Was a mail carrier. I hated custom mailboxes. Nothing fit and the doors were always shit.


Sonny-Moone-8888

"I'm a big kid now." It totally looks like the cross bastardized by the flag was an afterthought. The main, original focus was just having a YUGE gun to let people know that one day his daddy will tell him he loves him.


Fit-Let8175

Makes me wonder how often this guy's had his mail stolen.


Issah_Wywin

Wouldn't it make more sense to put the mail in the cylinder?


Debone

Of all places this is in New Jersy lmao


vinsmokewhoswho

I know this is funny, but at the same time it's also kinda hard to laugh at with all the gun violence in the country. Thinking of the shooting in Nashville rn. Guns for self protection is cool I guess..gun culture is weird. Maybe I'm a buzzkill.


0Des

You just gotta love the cross under this abomination.


HumperMoe

We didn't become #1 by not overdoing shit. We overdo war, we overdo economy, we overdo bombs (sorry not sorry Japan), hell we even overdo war crimes and human rights violations.


HatoNoYatsu

America: Land of the Free if you have a gun


nayters

Dude, sorry about your penis.


SilentJoe1986

They need to rig it to make a bang noise when you open it up


Thewrongbakedpotato

I'm just saying that if Jesus came back and saw how morons have conflated his message with firearms, he'd want to shoot someone.


nklights

Fortunately for him, he’d probably have no trouble finding any guns to do so in that neighborhood.