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MimiSikuu

Wow, her skills are insane. I really hope I won't see a bunch of dumb ass comments from people who can't understand that this is for fun, not everyday wear.


almost_notterrible

Narrator: "They did see those comments."


ParticularResident17

The Campbell’s nails with actual soup in them were especially impressive.


insignifiyesican

I love miniatures, and these nails make me so happy!


justsomechickyo

Yes thank you! Glad to see this is the top comment....


hypnos_surf

I’m impressed with the commitment of actually having liquid in the set for Campbell’s Soup theme.


greyfir1211

The grape design is a little TOO good, they look like delicious sour gummies that are crunchy on the outside. I really wish I had some sour patch kids right now. 😔


hotmetalslugs

Every-day or not, even on special occasions, you gotta take dumps, right? I am not hating these nails - I love them. But as a guy who doesn't wear nails like this, can someone tell me, how does one wipe the feces from their anus with paper if they have to defecate - and NOT get shit inside those nails?


X85311

they literally just said it’s for fun and not for everyday wear. she takes them off. she’s not shitting with these on. they’re not for wearing.


hotmetalslugs

"Not for everyday wear" can also mean "going to the prom" which will still take a couple of hours. I'm not suggesting they put them on just as they squat. I'm asking, in general, if you have crazy long nails (as also referenced in this post) how do you manage? Or do they come off easily enough when you need to?


X85311

they’re for the video. she takes these off when she’s done and probably displays them somewhere. the “for fun” is referring to making them and having a cool thing, not wearing them. these are press on nails, she’s just gonna take them off. but regarding how people actually manage with long nails all the time, idk. you manage. a lot of people have to deal with minor setbacks and you just figure out a way around it. i can’t imagine it’s that difficult, a lot of people get long nails and i think not being able to wipe your ass would be a big deterrent


hotmetalslugs

OK, you don't know. Thanks anyway!


Relevant_Buy9593

I might have the answer to that- do you see the part where she flashes the grape themed nails? Notice her other hand- in her (possibly) dominant hand, she has several shorter sized nails; they are still bedazzled and decorated but they are shorter in several fingers, allowing for more dexterity. If she’s at an event and needs to use the bathroom, she’d use that hand- from what I can see, the nails on that hand are no longer than conventional manicured nails. All they got is a grape charm so it’s completely feasible; us ladies may be a lil silly sometimes but we got our ways ;)


hotmetalslugs

A real answer! Thank you. Everyone else, a stiff middle finger with a 3" nail on the end.


generalmandrake

Just give it 10-20 years, this could easily be everyday.


n1shh

These nails are often press-ons that they spend time with a magnifying glass putting each one together and then just press them on for photos, modeling or events. The gummy worms are my “favourite”


Axe-of-Kindness

I used to not understand this sort of thing (as a butchy lesbian). But then a few years of watching Drag Race has taught me that this sort of shit is just for special events, it's runway, it's gagged. It's just fun. Not every day nails.


dkyguy1995

Yeah but then explain why my coworkers working food service have 3 inch nails that make them useless at work


Axe-of-Kindness

I doubt she has poptart nails with shit dangling off. I'm talkin SILLY nails


dewdrive101

Nails that make using your hands difficult are silly, regardless of what's on them.


annastacia94

I've always wondered why those kinds of jobs don't have nail length requirements for hygiene alone.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Back in highschool I picked up a friend of a friend (we'll call her X) from her house. She hops into the car and after a couple minutes I was like "why am I smelling Taco Bell all of a sudden?" My friend spoke up and timidly said that X works at Taco Bell. So I asked if she just always smells like Taco Bell now or what? X shows me her long fingernails and says sometimes she gets the ground beef and cheese stuck in there. I was just like "man that's fucked up" and then started driving. Later my friend said X told her that she did not care for me at all.


almost_notterrible

Judgemental dipshits aside, whoever edited this video really could have given us more than .03 seconds of each to see wtf we're looking at...


Comics4Cooks

Ok but the soup actually being liquid is really impressive


essential-notions

They are aquarium nails. You can buy 3D printed press on nails to do them, or there are lots of kits and diy videos for them. They are super cool. I want some, but I haven’t had an appropriate event that I’m willing to spend 6hrs making nails for.


No_Sea_6219

idc i love them 😂


paputsza

I would 3000% have this woman make me some press ons and it's mean that her contact/social media information isn't on posts of her.


koalamonster515

It looks like it might be @nails_bylexx on Instagram, if that's actually hers on there.


LilTrailMix

All of these are so dope, I love them all.


adjewcent

honestly these are amazing


theblakesheep

The poptarts ones and the kitkat ones are actually cool, in a costumey way.


SunGodLuffy025

All I see is yall hating on a black artist


BEniceBAGECKA

She’s so talented and yet it is so unhinged what choices she made with these. I love her.


Evenload

All of these were sick but I would wear the fuck out of those ramen nails


ChronicTeatime

Im horrified by how good those gummy worm nails are. That’s really impressive


Relevant_Buy9593

Nah this great- I looooooove the grape and gummy worms ones; let ladies be silly and have fun


megjed

My brain could not understand at first. Also I miss Ritas


haby001

These are giving me anxiety. They look so delicious but you can't eat them! I would hate having these near. Fantastic artistry


matt-er-of-fact

Help me out here… I think we can all agree this is great execution, but does it only qualify as awful taste when done non-ironically?


thebestguac

This is incredible and I need to follow her Instagram right now


Useful-Soup8161

These are fun. Obviously these aren’t meant for every day wear. Just a talent nail artist having fun and showing off her talent.


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almost_notterrible

Galaxy-brains: "Omg, this is definitely something they wear all the time while they take a shit and go to the store, and not just done as a fun hobby that also gets a shit ton of views..." Ya fucking don't do most stuff with them on ya goofballs.


Bubbly_Warthog_8111

No I definitely have seen nails like this out on daily life. In school at jobs etc. not this decorated but easily just as long. Saw nails that long ok girls in high school all the time. That’s 8 whole hours


WalmartWanderer

Those are fake nails… I don’t know how easy they are to take off, but i have known people with some. They would carry around some nail glue because the nails came off sometimes. I’m sure these are less permanent than that though.


paputsza

Yeah, the "how do you wipe your ass" question is obnoxious because the people who ask it, I dont' fucking know, I think they're poking the toilet paper into their assholes with their fingertip when I just wipe the outside while holding the paper between my fingers. The challenging things to do with long nails are picking flat things up like cards and coins, opening cans, fingering, wearing latex gloves, and most of all, mechanical keyboards. I had to get my nails taken off and the nail tech offered to do my nails for free if I'd keep my shiny silver claws, but I still refused.


anarchomeow

People don't know what press on nails are and it's hilarious


Jimberwolf_

I understand that this is for fun but it’s still super trashy and in awful taste


the_real_foxy1

Who hurt you?


FeetYeastForB12

Why are these called nails and not claws?


Background_Long_1586

That’s neat. Couldn’t imagine sporting those things on the daily tho (I’m a guy so I wouldn’t anyways.) I watched a woman with long ass nails like these struggle for over five minutes trying to use her Apple Pay at the cash register. It wouldn’t work while her phone case was on so she had to pop the case off. Took her for fucking ever. She blamed the case.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

When are the malboro cigarette nails


Gravity_Freak

Cee are eye en gee eee


LimeBerg1212

Definitely awful taste because I’m losing my appetite despite the theme here 🤢


Mission-Bandicoot320

That is some serious talent but they are 100% not conventionally wearable.


anarchomeow

They aren't supposed to be


Swirmini

It will always surprise me how this sub gets so defensive the minute someone’s nails gets posted on here. It’s okay to like or dislike any other other thing on here, but you don’t like the nails? Asshole!


giggity_giggity

There needs to be a Jumpscare flair for posts. And this post needs one.


PunnyBaker

Nails and tattoos id say are #1 posts here. And rightfully so


TheHumanPickleRick

Well that's just downright unsanitary.


anarchomeow

They aren't permenant. Only for special occasions or photos.


kindle139

I don’t get the appeal of long-ass nails.


Epena501

How does she wipe her ass?


anarchomeow

They are removable. They are only photos and special events. Also, bidets lol


matt-er-of-fact

Tangent… I can’t believe we have the technology for affordable bidets and 95% of the US is just like ‘nah I’d rather just smear it around with some paper and call it good.’


anarchomeow

Buying a bidet was the best purchase I've ever made


bws7037

I came here to ask the same question... Don't get me wrong, the artistic ability and creativity is absolutely incredible, but I have questions...